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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do most people have issues with someone who boasts about one or more attributes they possess?

I happen to think I have one of the best bodies on Fab and quite possibly THE best profile on Fab. What, you gonna disagree with me because of my overinflated ego out of spite? It's always the quiet, bashful, modest ones who garner the most compliments, well I'm here to change all that.

This thread is for the people who are proud of their attributes and traits. Show them off, boast to your heart's content. And remember, it's not the end of the world if you massage someone's ego as long as it's true.

I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm missylonglegs and I love my bum!! There i said it ego!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm missylonglegs and I love my bum!! There i said it ego!"

I'm Sexybrain, and I also love your bum.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I thought you were going to tell us about your holiday.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"I'm missylonglegs and I love my bum!! There i said it ego!

I'm Sexybrain, and I also love your bum."

Here here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Gentlewoman. I have amazing boobs, thick legs and a full and firm ass. (Also, I'm very pleasant).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought you were going to tell us about your holiday. "

Or my accident and subsequent claim for compensation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm missylonglegs and I love my bum!! There i said it ego!

I'm Sexybrain, and I also love your bum.

Here here! "

Thankyou

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a fantastic clavicle. And tiny hands that come in very handy for shenanigans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Fab's hottest fat bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am wittier than my posts or profile would imply. Although I do write the best parody songs on Fab

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I thought you were going to tell us about your holiday. "

I thought he'd stumbled!

Ooh Vic - I've fallen!

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a fantastic clavicle. And tiny hands that come in very handy for shenanigans."

I love the use of the word 'shenanigans'. So vague, yet so insightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm proud of my arse, tits and cuntish banter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah we are pretty all round hot and proud. People should have some pride in themselves been too much self deprecation lately.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I have a fantastic clavicle. And tiny hands that come in very handy for shenanigans.

I love the use of the word 'shenanigans'. So vague, yet so insightful. "

Well, you've heard the Jeremy Beadle joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am ShagTonight and I love my 6pack, its a showstopper X

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I thought you were going to tell us about your holiday.

I thought he'd stumbled!

Ooh Vic - I've fallen!

A"

okay that reference made me laugh......

i don't normally reply in "it" threads... but had to here......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm missylonglegs and I love my bum!! There i said it ego!

I'm Sexybrain, and I also love your bum.

Here here! "

Mrs Blueeyes I am also partial to your bum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous and unbelievably very innocent looking with amazing legs.

Also intelligent, witty and sarcastic and way too honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm proud of my wet tshirt pic over 200 fabs and counting, But also my ethics and honesty

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By *MLETCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"I'm missylonglegs and I love my bum!! There i said it ego!"

i love your bum to

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Big impressive nips and kissable lips..who wants a smooch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big impressive nips and kissable lips..who wants a smooch? "

Blimey, those are eye-catching nip-nips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm missylonglegs and I love my bum!! There i said it ego!

i love your bum to "

Im Ramsey Cockinhugh and i love my.....

I dont know?

friendly attitude towards others maybe!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am wittier than my posts or profile would imply. Although I do write the best parody songs on Fab "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big impressive nips and kissable lips..who wants a smooch? "

I think you understate your self. You have a fantastic body.

I'd smooch you any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? I'm so fucking pedantic.

For example re your OP dear bum chum, 99.0 % of the "Great British public" don't even know you, never mind voted for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello group my names walkingtaff and I have a great ass and small of my back or so I have been told

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Me? I'm so fucking pedantic.

For example re your OP dear bum chum, 99.0 % of the "Great British public" don't even know you, never mind voted for you. "

I laugh in the face of figures, I drop ice cubes down the vest of statistics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bishes luff me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a good think and nope!!! I got nothing!!

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By *MLETCouple
over a year ago

leeds

mmm i dont know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a good think and nope!!! I got nothing!!"

Best username, surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a good think and nope!!! I got nothing!!

Best username, surely. "

I haven't looked around but that's not a trait really...Just my warped mind

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15).

Yes we can all remember you begging for people to fab your photo's. It makes you seem deluded to claim you were voted fabshottestman as no one voted anything of the sort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but how much can you deadlift?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15).

Yes we can all remember you begging for people to fab your photo's. It makes you seem deluded to claim you were voted fabshottestman as no one voted anything of the sort."

154 Fabs, brah. All for my titanic, dinosauric, meteoric, skyscraper-sized DICK!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I'm PuffPuff and i've got great hair, tits and teeth! Oh and nails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15).

Yes we can all remember you begging for people to fab your photo's. It makes you seem deluded to claim you were voted fabshottestman as no one voted anything of the sort.

154 Fabs, brah. All for my titanic, dinosauric, meteoric, skyscraper-sized DICK!"

I reckon you got Peter Jackson to come over and do some Hobbit style effects for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm PuffPuff and i've got great hair, tits and teeth! Oh and nails. "

Maybe but are they your own teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Mimieux, and I love:

- my bum

- my legs

- my breasts

- the fact that I can squirt

- the way I suck cock and finger pussy

- the way I look after I've just had sex

(Yeah that was a bit of an ego trip --- and what?)

PS - I'm inclined to agree with you on you having one of the best bods on fab, but I'm not sure about your profile - I think Christos has the best one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15).

."

I could comment....

But I think a previous Poster's comment on one of your own threads was far better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok i think my beach ball sized tits are amazing, i suck dick like a champ and i love giving tit wanks..

oh and i like my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm PuffPuff and i've got great hair, tits and teeth! Oh and nails. "

Are they in a box in the attic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm missylonglegs and I love my bum!! There i said it ego!"

You do have an amazing bum ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm laptop romeo and I have a wonderful tongue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a good think and nope!!! I got nothing!!

Best username, surely. "

Nope that honour went to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Mimieux, and I love:

- my bum

- my legs

- my breasts

- the fact that I can squirt

- the way I suck cock and finger pussy

- the way I look after I've just had sex

(Yeah that was a bit of an ego trip --- and what?)

PS - I'm inclined to agree with you on you having one of the best bods on fab, but I'm not sure about your profile - I think Christos has the best one!! "

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Can I add, your the best at fetching sexy women home and letting me have my way with you both......don't forget that.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my bum!! And my lips! L

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15).

.

I could comment....

But I think a previous Poster's comment on one of your own threads was far better "

Someone else saying I'm hot? Oh stop it, you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Mimieux, and I love:

- my bum

- my legs

- my breasts

- the fact that I can squirt

- the way I suck cock and finger pussy

- the way I look after I've just had sex

(Yeah that was a bit of an ego trip --- and what?)

PS - I'm inclined to agree with you on you having one of the best bods on fab, but I'm not sure about your profile - I think Christos has the best one!!

.

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Can I add, your the best at fetching sexy women home and letting me have my way with you both......don't forget that....... "

I'll forget it when I'm no longer capable of finding ladies for us to enjoy together!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm Mimieux, and I love:

- my bum

- my legs

- my breasts

- the fact that I can squirt

- the way I suck cock and finger pussy

- the way I look after I've just had sex

(Yeah that was a bit of an ego trip --- and what?)

PS - I'm inclined to agree with you on you having one of the best bods on fab, but I'm not sure about your profile - I think Christos has the best one!!

.

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Can I add, your the best at fetching sexy women home and letting me have my way with you both......don't forget that....... "

I heard about your shenanigans, Christos. You lucky cunt.

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

I'm genuinely very beautiful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and ive the best big red nose outta you all *pokes tongue out*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Mimieux, and I love:

- my bum

- my legs

- my breasts

- the fact that I can squirt

- the way I suck cock and finger pussy

- the way I look after I've just had sex

(Yeah that was a bit of an ego trip --- and what?)

PS - I'm inclined to agree with you on you having one of the best bods on fab, but I'm not sure about your profile - I think Christos has the best one!!

.

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Can I add, your the best at fetching sexy women home and letting me have my way with you both......don't forget that.......

I heard about your shenanigans, Christos. You lucky cunt."

Was a good night....we got us a sub

Figured this was the thread to come and puff my chest about it on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok i think my beach ball sized tits are amazing, i suck dick like a champ and i love giving tit wanks..

oh and i like my eyes "

Upon recent observation, I'm inclined to agree.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"I'm PuffPuff and i've got great hair, tits and teeth! Oh and nails.

Are they in a box in the attic?"

My teeth are my own...i'm only 30! If I was 65 I might 'get' that joke!

To add to my list, I also have a great sense of style, a fabulous creativity, am fiercely loyal. Oh and I have amazing...shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15).

.

I could comment....

But I think a previous Poster's comment on one of your own threads was far better

Someone else saying I'm hot? Oh stop it, you "

Think Missylonglegs might rain on your parade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok i think my beach ball sized tits are amazing, i suck dick like a champ and i love giving tit wanks..

oh and i like my eyes

Upon recent observation, I'm inclined to agree."

why thank you.. hush hush

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm genuinely very beautiful! "

Have said this before, but you always said you wasn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay I'm going to big up my tits as they are full display for one night only!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I'm going to big up my tits as they are full display for one night only!!

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I cannot disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I'm going to big up my tits as they are full display for one night only!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I luvs the regular lieutenants i do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm responsible for Torso Tuesday and Wowser Wednesday.....enough said. I also have great bj lips. Mrs (obv)

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"I'm genuinely very beautiful!

Have said this before, but you always said you wasn't?"

You said to be egotistical! I am being so! Of course I'm beautiful, everyone is beautiful in their own way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay I'm going to big up my tits as they are full display for one night only!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm responsible for Torso Tuesday and Wowser Wednesday.....enough said. I also have great bj lips. Mrs (obv)"

I have to thank you. Lots of messages and fabs came my way because of Torso Tuesday

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

I luvs the regular lieutenants i do. "

i think the is possibly the first time i have ever agreed with you on a thread....

frame this moment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will someone just fkin agree with me and pay me compliments on my big red nose please.. jeee wizzz whats a girl gotta do to get sunshine blown up her arse these days? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm responsible for Torso Tuesday and Wowser Wednesday.....enough said. I also have great bj lips. Mrs (obv)

I have to thank you. Lots of messages and fabs came my way because of Torso Tuesday "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lips made for kissing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm genuinely very beautiful!

Have said this before, but you always said you wasn't?

You said to be egotistical! I am being so! Of course I'm beautiful, everyone is beautiful in their own way! "

It's good to be egotistical. Love thy self like you would love thy neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will someone just fkin agree with me and pay me compliments on my big red nose please.. jeee wizzz whats a girl gotta do to get sunshine blown up her arse these days? lol "

Do what I do, start a thread and beg, bitch, beg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will someone just fkin agree with me and pay me compliments on my big red nose please.. jeee wizzz whats a girl gotta do to get sunshine blown up her arse these days? lol "

Its big its red and it has googly eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I luvs the regular lieutenants i do.

i think the is possibly the first time i have ever agreed with you on a thread....

frame this moment.... "

R.I.P. Canis (1960 - 2015, 11.03.2015)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will someone just fkin agree with me and pay me compliments on my big red nose please.. jeee wizzz whats a girl gotta do to get sunshine blown up her arse these days? lol

Its big its red and it has googly eyes

"

yes!! thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also. I think i'm lovely, and i'm genuine. I don't play games. What you see is what you get.

Although, i realise all that places me on the friend zone with everybody lol but, i'm not too fussed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also. I think i'm lovely, and i'm genuine. I don't play games. What you see is what you get.

Although, i realise all that places me on the friend zone with everybody lol but, i'm not too fussed.

"

oh i do that too

everyone needs a fat friend.. am im kinda it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also. I think i'm lovely, and i'm genuine. I don't play games. What you see is what you get.

Although, i realise all that places me on the friend zone with everybody lol but, i'm not too fussed.

oh i do that too

everyone needs a fat friend.. am im kinda it "

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Alabama and I love my breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am Alabama and I love my breasts "

I'm scrummy and so do I

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By *et a roomCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I've got a very cute dog.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

im freelove ...as it says on the tin !

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'm stubborn, loyal, and ferociously intelligent.

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area


"will someone just fkin agree with me and pay me compliments on my big red nose please.. jeee wizzz whats a girl gotta do to get sunshine blown up her arse these days? lol "
wow you got the best red nose xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pretty face and I'm really fucking clever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pretty face and I'm really fucking clever. "

Pretty face is accurate. I can vouch for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will someone just fkin agree with me and pay me compliments on my big red nose please.. jeee wizzz whats a girl gotta do to get sunshine blown up her arse these days? lol wow you got the best red nose xxxx"

awwww you think? so nice of you to say so

i think ive seen some better, but i do like mine

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"I'm missylonglegs and I love my bum!! There i said it ego!

I'm Sexybrain, and I also love your bum.

Here here!

Mrs Blueeyes I am also partial to your bum x"

Thank you kindly SB x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will someone just fkin agree with me and pay me compliments on my big red nose please.. jeee wizzz whats a girl gotta do to get sunshine blown up her arse these days? lol "

Aw, tell us who punched yer and we'll send Pops after'em.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I'm proud of my sense of style, however I don't wear clothes on here so that's irrevelant lol

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"I have a pretty face and I'm really fucking clever.

Pretty face is accurate. I can vouch for that "

I've never seen Anna's face but from the clips on your profile your face looks simply beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My greatest attribute is that I don't like to shout about my great attributes.

Er, does that count!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pretty face and I'm really fucking clever.

Pretty face is accurate. I can vouch for that "

You calling me thick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pretty face and I'm really fucking clever.

Pretty face is accurate. I can vouch for that

I've never seen Anna's face but from the clips on your profile your face looks simply beautiful x"
I have, she is. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will someone just fkin agree with me and pay me compliments on my big red nose please.. jeee wizzz whats a girl gotta do to get sunshine blown up her arse these days? lol

Aw, tell us who punched yer and we'll send Pops after'em. "

haha pops is a pussy cat id say.. doubt he'd say boo to a goose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also. I think i'm lovely, and i'm genuine. I don't play games. What you see is what you get.

Although, i realise all that places me on the friend zone with everybody lol but, i'm not too fussed.

"

You know Pops that's kind of a good place to be, budge up and I'll join you

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"I have a pretty face and I'm really fucking clever.

Pretty face is accurate. I can vouch for that

I've never seen Anna's face but from the clips on your profile your face looks simply beautiful x I have, she is. X"

I must take part in face pic Friday one day

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I have a pretty face and I'm really fucking clever.

Pretty face is accurate. I can vouch for that

I've never seen Anna's face but from the clips on your profile your face looks simply beautiful x I have, she is. X"

Yep. Gorgeous.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Best bod??? Yeah ok I give yours is acceptable...shame you're a 3 bagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm kgirl and I have the wit and the tits....

I also have astounding eyes and a good butt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pretty face and I'm really fucking clever.

Pretty face is accurate. I can vouch for that

I've never seen Anna's face but from the clips on your profile your face looks simply beautiful x I have, she is. X

Yep. Gorgeous. "

Thank you kindly

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"My greatest attribute is that I don't like to shout about my great attributes.

Er, does that count!?! "

yes it does.....

#humblebrag.........

my best feature is i tell it like i see it (in milder language than i would normally use... it would get me 48hrs) all of the really juicy stuff is in my private notes.....

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area


"will someone just fkin agree with me and pay me compliments on my big red nose please.. jeee wizzz whats a girl gotta do to get sunshine blown up her arse these days? lol wow you got the best red nose xxxx

awwww you think? so nice of you to say so I've not seen a better one ever x

i think ive seen some better, but i do like mine "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Trav and I'm one of the luckiest guys on here. Friendly (I think) and silly (no doubt, lol) and possess a pretty nifty pink (not orange) towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm missylonglegs and I love my bum!! There i said it ego!"

How can you not??

Amazing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am Alabama and I love my breasts

I'm scrummy and so do I

"

Thank you Scrumptious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone blow smoke up my arse now please ..I need my ego boosted. ..plus blowing smoke up my arse actually sounds kinky :')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15).

.

I could comment....

But I think a previous Poster's comment on one of your own threads was far better

Someone else saying I'm hot? Oh stop it, you

Think Missylonglegs might rain on your parade "

You rang knightslyr sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Flirtyguy; I have great long, muscular legs, honed to perfection from years of cycling, running and cross country skiing, I also have a great sense of humour - there, I've said it, I fell like a huge weight has been lifted of my shoulders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm proud of my 42H chest....and of my big bum that's needed to balance me out!!! x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm just a total bloody Diamond!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm missylonglegs and I love my bum!! There i said it ego!

i love your bum to

Im Ramsey Cockinhugh and i love my.....

I dont know?

friendly attitude towards others maybe!?"

I'm flossy and I love your cock

I also love my tits, ass and weird cryptic tattle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah but how much can you deadlift?"

Lol!

I Can do 92.5kg deadlift, 72.5kg, squat. 40kg bench. (can't get passed That on bench at the mo.)

Her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I luvs the regular lieutenants i do.

i think the is possibly the first time i have ever agreed with you on a thread....

frame this moment.... "

Fab every time I see you comment on a thread now I hear the Minion bee ba bee ba siren in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone blow smoke up my arse now please ..I need my ego boosted. ..plus blowing smoke up my arse actually sounds kinky :') "

I'm surprised your ego needs boosting. But here goes:

Naughty, striking face, red hair (enough said, hehe) great figure, magnificent rear end.

As for the blowing of smoke, I'm a non-smoker but I'd risk a coughing fit. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff which I am personally proud of: I have industry qualifications which are quite rare, university blues (sporting awards), have played sport internationally and am just a smiley (in my eyes anyway) positive person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone blow smoke up my arse now please ..I need my ego boosted. ..plus blowing smoke up my arse actually sounds kinky :') "

I can think of something far more fun to blow up there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15).

.

I could comment....

But I think a previous Poster's comment on one of your own threads was far better

Someone else saying I'm hot? Oh stop it, you

Think Missylonglegs might rain on your parade

You rang knightslyr sir? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone blow smoke up my arse now please ..I need my ego boosted. ..plus blowing smoke up my arse actually sounds kinky :') "

Jesus fucking christ!

Where the actual fuck have you been?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been right here! All this time!

Ha my arse is feeling pretty smoky :') xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My greatest attribute is that I don't like to shout about my great attributes.

Er, does that count!?!

yes it does.....

#humblebrag.........

my best feature is i tell it like i see it (in milder language than i would normally use... it would get me 48hrs) all of the really juicy stuff is in my private notes..... "
.

Are you sure your an American .

Chomsky and you seem to get the bum deal on publicity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do most people have issues with someone who boasts about one or more attributes they possess?

I happen to think I have one of the best bodies on Fab and quite possibly THE best profile on Fab. What, you gonna disagree with me because of my overinflated ego out of spite? It's always the quiet, bashful, modest ones who garner the most compliments, well I'm here to change all that.

This thread is for the people who are proud of their attributes and traits. Show them off, boast to your heart's content. And remember, it's not the end of the world if you massage someone's ego as long as it's true.

I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15)."

Haha, your definitely the best Forum blogger that's for sure...as for me??..well my best attribute is all of me :D..am I up my own arse?, possibly could be, but never get the chance to be with Ted around haha. Darcy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and I think I came second to #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ha my arse is feeling pretty smoky :') xx"

Use lube next time

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"

Ha my arse is feeling pretty smoky :') xx

Use lube next time "

Well well hello! Hot x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best bod??? Yeah ok I give yours is acceptable...shame you're a 3 bagger "

A '3 bagger'?

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"I have a pretty face and I'm really fucking clever.

Pretty face is accurate. I can vouch for that

I've never seen Anna's face but from the clips on your profile your face looks simply beautiful x I have, she is. X

I must take part in face pic Friday one day "

Yep stunning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucking awesome at being averagely normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a good think and nope!!! I got nothing!!

Best username, surely.

Nope that honour went to me

"

It sure did, beat us by a whisker you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have great curves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the most non pushy person, I am very intelligent (an intellectual really) and the best at reading people. Anything i get involved in, I strive to be the best at it!

Go on cry about it... i have said because it's true

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm fucking awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm not a bad face, I like my legs, although they are a little footballish, that'll be the ballet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm not a bad face, I like my legs, although they are a little footballish, that'll be the ballet. "

I say it like it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do most people have issues with someone who boasts about one or more attributes they possess?

I happen to think I have one of the best bodies on Fab and quite possibly THE best profile on Fab. What, you gonna disagree with me because of my overinflated ego out of spite? It's always the quiet, bashful, modest ones who garner the most compliments, well I'm here to change all that.

This thread is for the people who are proud of their attributes and traits. Show them off, boast to your heart's content. And remember, it's not the end of the world if you massage someone's ego as long as it's true.

I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15)."

I sum up this thread in two words: Flawless Victory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes made to get lost in and thick lips begging to be kissed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do most people have issues with someone who boasts about one or more attributes they possess?

I happen to think I have one of the best bodies on Fab and quite possibly THE best profile on Fab. What, you gonna disagree with me because of my overinflated ego out of spite? It's always the quiet, bashful, modest ones who garner the most compliments, well I'm here to change all that.

This thread is for the people who are proud of their attributes and traits. Show them off, boast to your heart's content. And remember, it's not the end of the world if you massage someone's ego as long as it's true.

I'm Egomaniac and I'm #FabsHottestMan (as voted for by the Great British public, 16-2-15).

I sum up this thread in two words: Flawless Victory "

Fatality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ha my arse is feeling pretty smoky :') xx

Use lube next time

Well well hello! Hot x"

Hello xx

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By *ovinglife5000Woman
over a year ago

London

LOVE this idea!

I think I have the sexiest body on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I can't sleep, I challenge anyone to have a better ass and legs than moi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOVE this idea!

I think I have the sexiest body on fab "

Hold it against me and I'll tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone blow smoke up my arse now please ..I need my ego boosted. ..plus blowing smoke up my arse actually sounds kinky :')

I can think of something far more fun to blow up there...."

Cock snot up her fartpipe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I have awesome boobs. Despite getting messages like this one last night :

Just messaged you before reading your prof. Cancell that. Didn't realise your were obesse, but think you can demand a fit model LOL ths sites some laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I can't sleep, I challenge anyone to have a better ass and legs than moi "

Well as this is an EGO trip thread ~ I'm always up for a challenge...

Ps....can I have a 100 votes head start?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I can't sleep, I challenge anyone to have a better ass and legs than moi

Well as this is an EGO trip thread ~ I'm always up for a challenge...

Ps....can I have a 100 votes head start?!

"

1 vote from me already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone blow smoke up my arse now please ..I need my ego boosted. ..plus blowing smoke up my arse actually sounds kinky :')

I can think of something far more fun to blow up there....

Cock snot up her fartpipe? "

Was thinking Prosecco.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need to boast,beg for fabs or start "look at me" threads.

Now where is my mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't need to boast,beg for fabs or start "look at me" threads.

Now where is my mirror "

But Mikki your sooooooooooooooooooo GORGEOUS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't need to boast,beg for fabs or start "look at me" threads.

Now where is my mirror

But Mikki your sooooooooooooooooooo GORGEOUS! "

Oooooh shuckserooony,,ty,,your lookin pretty gorg yerself Mikki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have lips made for kissing.

"

oh,,mine are for cock sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have the sexiest left eye on fab

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I know I have awesome boobs. Despite getting messages like this one last night :

Just messaged you before reading your prof. Cancell that. Didn't realise your were obesse, but think you can demand a fit model LOL ths sites some laugh"

What an idiot. That should be pinned to the top of the forum as the classic 'What Not To Send Anyone Ever' post.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'm johnsoda0204 and for someone nearer 51 than 50... My body is worthy

...

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of a 49 year old..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my tattoos and work hard on my body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my tattoos and work hard on my body. "

I have one tiny tattoo n guys work hard for my body

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

Ego or extreme self confidence? if we're talking about self confidence then I'm full support of that. Egotism on the other hand can tend to have an ugly head and though there is often a thin line between the two, egotists tend to lack self confidence in many areas. Are you really an egomaniac or someone who projects self awareness and confidence? -Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like me for me not what people want me to be ...... but i can be accomodating in the right situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know I have awesome boobs. Despite getting messages like this one last night :

Just messaged you before reading your prof. Cancell that. Didn't realise your were obesse, but think you can demand a fit model LOL ths sites some laugh"

Someone obviously didn't like a knock back...those kinda messages just make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm exceptionally good at milking prostates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my tattoos and work hard on my body. "

The hard work is paying off. Very nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm exceptionally good at milking prostates!"

....In Penge?

Shag.....you're on mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my tattoos and work hard on my body.

I have one tiny tattoo n guys work hard for my body "

Whoop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm exceptionally good at milking prostates!"

And awesome skill to be proud of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very good at tipping.

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"I like my tattoos and work hard on my body.

I have one tiny tattoo n guys work hard for my body "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fabs best looking smiths fanatic,I am fabs best soppy poem writer I am fabs best vinyl collector I am fabs best looking guy called Carl i have fabs best right foot.

I am on a roll!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ego or extreme self confidence? if we're talking about self confidence then I'm full support of that. Egotism on the other hand can tend to have an ugly head and though there is often a thin line between the two, egotists tend to lack self confidence in many areas. Are you really an egomaniac or someone who projects self awareness and confidence? -Mr."

I'm Egomaniac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been able to take a new photo to simultaneously hit the Torso and Thighs threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Bruce Lee and my cock is fucking huge!.....n my bod is so ripped I give chuck Norris an inferiority complex!

Modest much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not satisfied with my body. However I've overcome a lot in the last two years going from borderline Anorexia to what I have now. I have every confidence in my self discipline and no one can question my efforts. That's what I like about myself the most.

And I seem to pull women often so i got that going for me which is nice

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