FabSwingers.com forum: Chuck Norris is 75

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So get your favorite Chuckisms out

Chuck once kicked a horse in the head and that's how giraffes were created

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chuck doesn't do push ups....he pushes the world down..

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"So get your favorite Chuckisms out

Chuck once kicked a horse in the head and that's how giraffes were created

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

chuck norris was up for the lead character "jack bauer" in the hit tv show series 24..... but they had to recast when he solves the mystery and killed all the baddies in 42 minutes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swam through land.

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

A few I like.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Death once had a 'near Chuck Norris' experience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't matter and this is all bollocks because Chuck Morris is a Myth....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Chuck Norris has never won an Oscar for acting because Chuck Norris is never acting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the big bang was created by a chuck norris punch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

The Chuck Norris toilet paper didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chuck Norris has never won an Oscar for acting because Chuck Norris is never acting

...like..

Chuck Morris doesn't masterbate about Hot women..

...Chuck Norris masterbates about Chuck Norris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beneath the beard there is no chin, just another fist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn't have a Twitter account, because no one is stupid enough to follow Chuck Norris!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris never flushes the toilet, he scares the shit out of it!

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By *gianMan
over a year ago

newcastle

When the bogie man goes to sleep he checks under his bed for chuck norris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris can't use a condom because there's no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, now they're just called "the islands"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos Chuck Norris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Chuck Norris eats After Eight mints at 7.30....#extreme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you picked up the wrong phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the shower - he stares at it until it starts to cry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus once walked on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck norris counted to infinity and back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

With all that said, let's face it, Chuck Norris is just a hard b*stard!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs."

Chuck Norris and Superman had a fight, and the loser had to agree to wear their underpants on the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Chuck Norris doesn't go to Tenerife, Chuck Norris goes to Elevenarife, he's always somewhere better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hard shoulder was named after Chuck Norris shrugged

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about a cold meat platter....he eats his meat raw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck who????? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Ghosts sit around a campfire they tell Chuck Norris stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks under the bed n in the wardrobe for me! Haha

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Chuck Norris once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 bad guys......then it exploded !

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