FabSwingers.com forum: STEAK & BLOWJOB DAY

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, as you all know, it's a very special and romantic day on Saturday.

However, I don't like steak and I don't have a willing mouth of any description, therefore I shall be celebrating Cheesecake & Cry-Wank Day.

How will you be spending 14th March?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where have you been ?

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'm a pastry chef and make a wicked cheesecake

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"How will you be spending 14th March?"

Giving my FB a BJ. No steak though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Probably alone. I might get end of holiday cake or another ice cream. I can practice my bj skills on the ice cream.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How will you be spending 14th March?

Giving my FB a BJ. No steak though

Is he meat enough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where have you been ?"

On the sex offenders register. And?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, as you all know, it's a very special and romantic day on Saturday.

However, I don't like steak and I don't have a willing mouth of any description, therefore I shall be celebrating Cheesecake & Cry-Wank Day.

How will you be spending 14th March?"

where you been hiding, you missed torso Tuesday!

I have no plans, boo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, as you all know, it's a very special and romantic day on Saturday.

However, I don't like steak and I don't have a willing mouth of any description, therefore I shall be celebrating Cheesecake & Cry-Wank Day.

How will you be spending 14th March?

where you been hiding, you missed torso Tuesday!

I have no plans, boo!!

I'm a recluse now.

Torso Tuesday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where have you been ?

On the sex offenders register. And?"

top answer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, as you all know, it's a very special and romantic day on Saturday.

However, I don't like steak and I don't have a willing mouth of any description, therefore I shall be celebrating Cheesecake & Cry-Wank Day.

How will you be spending 14th March?

where you been hiding, you missed torso Tuesday!

I have no plans, boo!!

I'm a recluse now.

Torso Tuesday? "
yup, poorly lady wanting torso pics to cheer her up! search for it, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, as you all know, it's a very special and romantic day on Saturday.

However, I don't like steak and I don't have a willing mouth of any description, therefore I shall be celebrating Cheesecake & Cry-Wank Day.

How will you be spending 14th March?

where you been hiding, you missed torso Tuesday!

I have no plans, boo!!

I'm a recluse now.

Torso Tuesday? yup, poorly lady wanting torso pics to cheer her up! search for it, lol

Lemsip didn't work then?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"How will you be spending 14th March?

Giving my FB a BJ. No steak though

Is he meat enough?"

Meaty enough for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope lemsip was an epic fail. Still feeling pants. Torso's helped somewhat but I may have to ask for backs and bums tomorrow if there isn't a major improvement in my health overnight.

Anyway this is Ego's thread so back to steak and bj's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In London on the river boat then cable cars , lunch at wagga mammas and hopefully theatre. It's my birthday celebration.

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

It's my birthday - might be vanilla but I am expecting a treat the day before.

Him

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"In London on the river boat then cable cars , lunch at wagga mammas and hopefully theatre. It's my birthday celebration. "

Without us! Time to get the posse together.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Need to buy a steak and find the other too before Saturday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We may be off to libertys saturday. I'm not sure if steak will be on the buffet though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably alone and crying into half eaten birthday cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticking to the trad celebration

Can't beat a nice rump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably alone and crying into half eaten birthday cake!!

Missy, for goodness sake, don't draw attention to your birthday. Would I do that?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

What if you're a vegetarian. Would Tofu do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably alone and crying into half eaten birthday cake!!

Missy, for goodness sake, don't draw attention to your birthday. Would I do that?"

Bad Mrs Fox. So spank me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably alone and crying into half eaten birthday cake!!

Missy, for goodness sake, don't draw attention to your birthday. Would I do that?

Bad Mrs Fox. So spank me!!"

Madam! Handle yourself with decorum! Now swallow my cheesecake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably alone and crying into half eaten birthday cake!!

Missy, for goodness sake, don't draw attention to your birthday. Would I do that?

Bad Mrs Fox. So spank me!!

Madam! Handle yourself with decorum! Now swallow my cheesecake. "

Is it Lemon or Raspberry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably alone and crying into half eaten birthday cake!!

Missy, for goodness sake, don't draw attention to your birthday. Would I do that?

Bad Mrs Fox. So spank me!!

Madam! Handle yourself with decorum! Now swallow my cheesecake.

Is it Lemon or Raspberry?"

Always raspberry.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a recipe for a creme egg cheesecake I fancy adapting by substituting the creme egg bits with Reece's _eanut butter cups. So culinary experimentation whilst listening to lots of tunes is my plan for this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a recipe for a creme egg cheesecake I fancy adapting by substituting the creme egg bits with Reece's _eanut butter cups. So culinary experimentation whilst listening to lots of tunes is my plan for this weekend."

That sounds divine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Creme Egg cheesecake? Fuck the blowjobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made my brother a _eanut butter cup cheesecake for his birthday (it had an Oreo base)... Worked out about 3200 calories a slice

No wonder I don't like cheesecake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't be happening here.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I made my brother a _eanut butter cup cheesecake for his birthday (it had an Oreo base)... Worked out about 3200 calories a slice

No wonder I don't like cheesecake lol

If I don't eat for three days I could have just a thin sliver then.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

As it is intended. Well I've definitely got the steak. I don't want to be presumptuous about pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like steak? You are not a man!!!

im going on a date

steak and might give a blow job if he's lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right this isn't fair!! I see steak n bj day announcements four or five times a year and there's no such thing as cocktails and muff diving day!!!! You men r getting cheeky lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be spending the day in the pub with two of my best friends watching the rugby and then its take away and gossip night back at my chum's new house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give a mean bj, who's providing the steak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we shall have a big fat juicy Steak and for desert Scarlett can dip my knob in cream, sprinkle chocolate shavings over it and suck it dry.

That's Saturday's meal sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be spending it eating steak and having a blow job of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to receive a bj on this holiest of days. And yes i can receive a bj if i want one, it's sexist to deny me.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"Think we shall have a big fat juicy Steak and for desert Scarlett can dip my knob in cream, sprinkle chocolate shavings over it and suck it dry.

That's Saturday's meal sorted

That sounds a grand idea

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

I will watching England stuff the scots at Twickenham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, as you all know, it's a very special and romantic day on Saturday.

However, I don't like steak and I don't have a willing mouth of any description, therefore I shall be celebrating Cheesecake & Cry-Wank Day.

How will you be spending 14th March?"

Massive day at work so 14 hour day and get hammered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, as you all know, it's a very special and romantic day on Saturday.

However, I don't like steak and I don't have a willing mouth of any description, therefore I shall be celebrating Cheesecake & Cry-Wank Day.

How will you be spending 14th March?"
I would love a t-bone and a boner to chew upon!

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

We are going to the cinema and out for a meal. So if he wants steak he can have it and I don't have to cook it. And in sure he'll get a blow job at some point that night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't like steak? You are not a man!!!

im going on a date

steak and might give a blow job if he's lucky. "

I have a penis, I am a man.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Miller & Carter for us where I'll proceed to stuff my face and then later stuff......

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out for a Meal and a few drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, as you all know, it's a very special and romantic day on Saturday.

However, I don't like steak and I don't have a willing mouth of any description, therefore I shall be celebrating Cheesecake & Cry-Wank Day.

How will you be spending 14th March?"

Watching Ireland thrash Wales(hopefully!).

Will be available for blow jobs afterwards, of course.

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