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Sexy suggestions for putting on a condom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Putting on a condom can sometimes kill the mood and be a bit of an awkward experience...what are your suggestions for suiting him up in a seductive and sexy way, and making the condom putting on bit part of the fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carefully,with a wicked grin and a glint in your eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the advice from Inbetweeners you have to put it on with your bum hole

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is putting a condom on not very sexy then?

*Mind blown*

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

if you pull your scrotum really hard and say gobble-gobble-gobble, she may think you were demanding a bj on the spot. Instead say nooooo - it is my turkey impression?

I haven never met one sexy way to put one on yet - so just get it on, so to speak

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop


"if you pull your scrotum really hard and say gobble-gobble-gobble, she may think you were demanding a bj on the spot. Instead say nooooo - it is my turkey impression?

"

That would make me giggle!

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

I like it when the lady puts it on me with her mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about saying " you dirty boy if you let me put this safety jacket on you can deep fill me and fuck me really hard" said slowly with quick eye contacts and licking of lips it will be on before you get to "really"

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By *teveeb46Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"I like it when the lady puts it on me with her mouth. "

Best way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is putting a condom on not very sexy then?

*Mind blown*"

...not when the guy loses his erection and claims its due to the condom...then its a bit like stuffing a marshmallow in a yale lock

P's been my guinea pig for trying things out...ive tried putting one on hands free, by popping a bit of tingle lube inside it as I slide it on, using my feet lol...I was curious to hear if anyone else has suggestions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How strange again,yet another question asked on the forum the very day the subject popped into my head. I was watching a video today where the man reached for condoms,deftly ripped one off,undone the packet and handed it to his lover. As they kissed he said put this on me I want to be inside you. He was on his back,his partner was astride him. The partner took it,reached back and expertly rolled it on. It was very erotic. I like to do this myself,making sure there is a condom within reach or I know which drawer they are in. I love the feel of it as I slowly roll it all the way down,squeezing firmly as I do. And we both know what's happening next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is putting a condom on not very sexy then?

*Mind blown*

...not when the guy loses his erection and claims its due to the condom...then its a bit like stuffing a marshmallow in a yale lock

P's been my guinea pig for trying things out...ive tried putting one on hands free, by popping a bit of tingle lube inside it as I slide it on, using my feet lol...I was curious to hear if anyone else has suggestions! "

If a guy loses his erection because of a condom... a bit of mental reeducation is required. My ex got over this thing by watching good porn that used condoms rather than bareback stuff, and by wanking into a condom whenever he wanted to knock one out.

Reeducation complete - he then found condoms a massive turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has never killed the mood for me but I have found that tiredness is the biggest cause of cock flop with my men,and no amount of encouragement or caressing will help. A few hours sleep is best for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing sexier than knowing you are about to fuck like a demon, and not catch anything lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is putting a condom on not very sexy then?

*Mind blown*

...not when the guy loses his erection and claims its due to the condom...then its a bit like stuffing a marshmallow in a yale lock

P's been my guinea pig for trying things out...ive tried putting one on hands free, by popping a bit of tingle lube inside it as I slide it on, using my feet lol...I was curious to hear if anyone else has suggestions!

If a guy loses his erection because of a condom... a bit of mental reeducation is required. My ex got over this thing by watching good porn that used condoms rather than bareback stuff, and by wanking into a condom whenever he wanted to knock one out.

Reeducation complete - he then found condoms a massive turn on."

Agreed.

...bit awkward to bring up at a meet though, with a guy you may or may not see again! ...trying to just keep the sexy mood and make it fun and avoid any issues in the first place was kinda the angle I was going with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the advice from Inbetweeners you have to put it on with your bum hole "

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I generally get very turned on when the condom begins to go on. The only problem is that it can be a passion killer especially when it gets over the head and down over the ears and nose. I never take it completely over my head but once over the nose, I can inflate itvto quite a size. It never fails to entertain a partner but I do find they tend to have an urgent appointment shortly afterwards.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I love watching a guy put a condom on. It's like the calm before the storm. Doing it slowly is pure teasing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love watching a guy put a condom on. It's like the calm before the storm. Doing it slowly is pure teasing. "

With that sultry,lustful look on his face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How strange again,yet another question asked on the forum the very day the subject popped into my head "

...you're really on your own version of the truman show...shhh...I didnt tell you

You've made some fab comments...thanks x

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I know a woman who can put one on a man using just her mouth!

Now that was erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching her put them on someone else wow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How strange again,yet another question asked on the forum the very day the subject popped into my head. I was watching a video today where the man reached for condoms,deftly ripped one off,undone the packet and handed it to his lover. As they kissed he said put this on me I want to be inside you. He was on his back,his partner was astride him. The partner took it,reached back and expertly rolled it on. It was very erotic. I like to do this myself,making sure there is a condom within reach or I know which drawer they are in. I love the feel of it as I slowly roll it all the way down,squeezing firmly as I do. And we both know what's happening next "

Wish i could do this. Usually i open the packet and realise i have no idea which way is the right way, then start giggling and say i never know which way these things go on, then spend a minute trying to figure out which way is the right way or ask the guy if he can figure it out.

Surprised he's still hard by the time we've worked it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carefully,with a wicked grin and a glint in your eye "

Yep, slowly and seductively with an 'I'm going to ram this right up you' air about you. To be honest, it doesn't bother me, I'm usually so turned on by then that only brain death would switch me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How strange again,yet another question asked on the forum the very day the subject popped into my head

...you're really on your own version of the truman show...shhh...I didnt tell you

You've made some fab comments...thanks x

"

I feel like someone is reading my mind!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Abstain

Sorry unhelpful I know

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How strange again,yet another question asked on the forum the very day the subject popped into my head. I was watching a video today where the man reached for condoms,deftly ripped one off,undone the packet and handed it to his lover. As they kissed he said put this on me I want to be inside you. He was on his back,his partner was astride him. The partner took it,reached back and expertly rolled it on. It was very erotic. I like to do this myself,making sure there is a condom within reach or I know which drawer they are in. I love the feel of it as I slowly roll it all the way down,squeezing firmly as I do. And we both know what's happening next

Wish i could do this. Usually i open the packet and realise i have no idea which way is the right way, then start giggling and say i never know which way these things go on, then spend a minute trying to figure out which way is the right way or ask the guy if he can figure it out.

Surprised he's still hard by the time we've worked it out. "

You can tell because of the lubey stuff inside and the way it rolls. Keep practicing. It's surprised me how quickly I can get one on a man when I want him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Abstain

Sorry unhelpful I know

Sorry "

abstain from...? swinging?

dont get me wrong, it's not as bad as all that!...was just meant to be a fun thread for suggestions lol. Always worth asking in case anyone has a trick worth sharing!

From most comments making it as sexy as possible visually seems to be the main approach...but have to admit to being slightly disappointed theres been nothing so far that's made me think 'thats a new one, will have to try that'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How strange again,yet another question asked on the forum the very day the subject popped into my head. I was watching a video today where the man reached for condoms,deftly ripped one off,undone the packet and handed it to his lover. As they kissed he said put this on me I want to be inside you. He was on his back,his partner was astride him. The partner took it,reached back and expertly rolled it on. It was very erotic. I like to do this myself,making sure there is a condom within reach or I know which drawer they are in. I love the feel of it as I slowly roll it all the way down,squeezing firmly as I do. And we both know what's happening next

Wish i could do this. Usually i open the packet and realise i have no idea which way is the right way, then start giggling and say i never know which way these things go on, then spend a minute trying to figure out which way is the right way or ask the guy if he can figure it out.

Surprised he's still hard by the time we've worked it out.

You can tell because of the lubey stuff inside and the way it rolls. Keep practicing. It's surprised me how quickly I can get one on a man when I want him "

I think it's this brand i use, just the teat thing seems to be flat when you take it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the mouth

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like her putting it on with her mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How strange again,yet another question asked on the forum the very day the subject popped into my head. I was watching a video today where the man reached for condoms,deftly ripped one off,undone the packet and handed it to his lover. As they kissed he said put this on me I want to be inside you. He was on his back,his partner was astride him. The partner took it,reached back and expertly rolled it on. It was very erotic. I like to do this myself,making sure there is a condom within reach or I know which drawer they are in. I love the feel of it as I slowly roll it all the way down,squeezing firmly as I do. And we both know what's happening next

Wish i could do this. Usually i open the packet and realise i have no idea which way is the right way, then start giggling and say i never know which way these things go on, then spend a minute trying to figure out which way is the right way or ask the guy if he can figure it out.

Surprised he's still hard by the time we've worked it out.

You can tell because of the lubey stuff inside and the way it rolls. Keep practicing. It's surprised me how quickly I can get one on a man when I want him

I think it's this brand i use, just the teat thing seems to be flat when you take it out."

If you stick a pinhole in the end it will expel all the air and aid putting it on

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How strange again,yet another question asked on the forum the very day the subject popped into my head. I was watching a video today where the man reached for condoms,deftly ripped one off,undone the packet and handed it to his lover. As they kissed he said put this on me I want to be inside you. He was on his back,his partner was astride him. The partner took it,reached back and expertly rolled it on. It was very erotic. I like to do this myself,making sure there is a condom within reach or I know which drawer they are in. I love the feel of it as I slowly roll it all the way down,squeezing firmly as I do. And we both know what's happening next

Wish i could do this. Usually i open the packet and realise i have no idea which way is the right way, then start giggling and say i never know which way these things go on, then spend a minute trying to figure out which way is the right way or ask the guy if he can figure it out.

Surprised he's still hard by the time we've worked it out.

You can tell because of the lubey stuff inside and the way it rolls. Keep practicing. It's surprised me how quickly I can get one on a man when I want him

I think it's this brand i use, just the teat thing seems to be flat when you take it out.

If you stick a pinhole in the end it will expel all the air and aid putting it on

Gimp"

Yes...i might try that next time.

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By *andyandy46Man
over a year ago

plymouth


"How strange again,yet another question asked on the forum the very day the subject popped into my head. I was watching a video today where the man reached for condoms,deftly ripped one off,undone the packet and handed it to his lover. As they kissed he said put this on me I want to be inside you. He was on his back,his partner was astride him. The partner took it,reached back and expertly rolled it on. It was very erotic. I like to do this myself,making sure there is a condom within reach or I know which drawer they are in. I love the feel of it as I slowly roll it all the way down,squeezing firmly as I do. And we both know what's happening next "

Love the anticipation

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By *andyandy46Man
over a year ago

plymouth


"I do like her putting it on with her mouth "

Yes, first time a lady put one on me with her mouth I was amazed and still am, how is that done?!

I struggle with 2 hands to get the damn things on , all fingers and thumbs.

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