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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Can't use the kitchen sink ATM - there's a dead spider in there. If it was alive I'd save it and we'd be friends, but it's dead and I'm waiting for Neil to come home and save me.

Got any stupid nonsensical phobias?

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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.

Have you tried a napkin to pick it up or try wash it down drain?

Dont like spiders myself but i wont run scared of them unless they run at me first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower curtains.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Banana sandwichs

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

Mine is people talking about there phobias

People ive gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dead spiders are ok - alive ones tend to get the splat in this house and then the flush just to make sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend it's a clump of pubic hair in the plughole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower curtains. "

you would hate mine, I have the comedy ones with bloody handprints on them, with matching toilet mat and bath mat haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cotton wool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower curtains.

you would hate mine, I have the comedy ones with bloody handprints on them, with matching toilet mat and bath mat haha "

Oh God. The thought sends shivers down my spine.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Baked Beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't use the kitchen sink ATM - there's a dead spider in there. If it was alive I'd save it and we'd be friends, but it's dead and I'm waiting for Neil to come home and save me.

Got any stupid nonsensical phobias?

"

Are you sure its a spider?

I once woke screaming in terror cos there was a huge spider on my pillow when all along it was a false eyelash

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Moths *shudders*

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"Have you tried a napkin to pick it up or try wash it down drain?

Dont like spiders myself but i wont run scared of them unless they run at me first lol "

At first I thought it was alive so I got some tissue to dry it off, but the legs went into auto curl when the moisture left. Can't look at it, touch it, be near it. Can't even turn the tap on because I'd have to watch it go down the plug. I'm sweating just thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blowjobs"

No guy ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commitment

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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.


"Have you tried a napkin to pick it up or try wash it down drain?

Dont like spiders myself but i wont run scared of them unless they run at me first lol

At first I thought it was alive so I got some tissue to dry it off, but the legs went into auto curl when the moisture left. Can't look at it, touch it, be near it. Can't even turn the tap on because I'd have to watch it go down the plug. I'm sweating just thinking about it."
get paper and a glass and put glass over it and put paper under then walk outside and just throw spider away

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"Can't use the kitchen sink ATM - there's a dead spider in there. If it was alive I'd save it and we'd be friends, but it's dead and I'm waiting for Neil to come home and save me.

Got any stupid nonsensical phobias?

Are you sure its a spider?

I once woke screaming in terror cos there was a huge spider on my pillow when all along it was a false eyelash "

Pretty sure, thought an umbrella was a giant tarantula when I was tripping once, I was fine with it. The phone suddenly ringing was another kettle of fish!

Some stupid things to add to my list - stairs (that's a grind) and talking on the phone - last one is pretty common but varying degrees.

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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.

Would you like.me to come help get rid of it for you cath?

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"Would you like.me to come help get rid of it for you cath?"

;)

Competition - your wildest fantasies fulfilled if you rescue damsel in distress from horrid, already dead, monster.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Does work count ? i really aint overly keen on it at all.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the hoover out!

Diamonds may be a girls best friend but when it comes to spiders a Dyson is

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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.


"Would you like.me to come help get rid of it for you cath?

;)

Competition - your wildest fantasies fulfilled if you rescue damsel in distress from horrid, already dead, monster. "

*put on suit of armour. Swings wildly with sword. Ends up in your mouth lol. And calmly gets paper towel and puts spider in outside bin. Goes back in for reward(s) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I was a phobophobe for 3 Years

Scared of everything

Man or beast

I'm ok now

But spiders and me will never be friends

I'd reach for the bleach myself

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"I was a phobophobe for 3 Years

Scared of everything

Man or beast

I'm ok now

But spiders and me will never be friends

I'd reach for the bleach myself "

No bleach. It's bad enough that it's dead, partially dissolve it with bleach and I'll need a sedative.

I worked in a pub once and the bins got infested with maggots - one bright spark decided to swill the bins out with bleach and attempt to pour it down the drain. That was over ten years ago, and I still have a graphic memory of it.

As to being a phobaphobe, I've been there, where I left the house to go to work, and even that was with a deep dread and palpitations. Unbelievably swinging is getting me out of my shell, finding it easier to fuck strangers than to go out with friends and family, being social is terrifying, getting pounded is fine.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I was a phobophobe for 3 Years

Scared of everything

Man or beast

I'm ok now

But spiders and me will never be friends

I'd reach for the bleach myself

No bleach. It's bad enough that it's dead, partially dissolve it with bleach and I'll need a sedative.

I worked in a pub once and the bins got infested with maggots - one bright spark decided to swill the bins out with bleach and attempt to pour it down the drain. That was over ten years ago, and I still have a graphic memory of it.

As to being a phobaphobe, I've been there, where I left the house to go to work, and even that was with a deep dread and palpitations. Unbelievably swinging is getting me out of my shell, finding it easier to fuck strangers than to go out with friends and family, being social is terrifying, getting pounded is fine."

Can we be phobic together lol ??

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By *bandAbCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.

Well its usually more personal when on your knees or getting bent over than having a family meal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything and everything between the hours of 8am-5pm weekdays!!!! Even the people!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, I had this chat with my fb last night

Daddy Long Legs (didn't tell him this one)

Going in :

Helicopter

Hot air balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't use the kitchen sink ATM - there's a dead spider in there. If it was alive I'd save it and we'd be friends, but it's dead and I'm waiting for Neil to come home and save me.

Got any stupid nonsensical phobias?

"

Yes I'm a beautician and I cant touch hair on someone's head once its come out,leg hair or any other hair is fine just head hair lol worst case scenario someone else's hair in is the bath ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got cornered in a garden by 2 particularly large and ferocious slugs. Thankfully I outwitted them in the end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some stupid things to add to my list - stairs (that's a grind) and talking on the phone - last one is pretty common but varying degrees.

"

I spend a big chunk iodmy working day on the phone and I've worked in call centres but I hate using the phone in a non professional capacity. I have no idea the last time I spoke to anyone other than crystal on my mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Polystyrene - I can't go anywhere near it, even looking at it gives me the willies.

Speaking on the phone - hate it even to family and friends. Im on and off as quick as possible...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moths *shudders*"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Komodo dragons, centipedes and millipedes uugggh

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I have a few phobias some are common some not so much....clowns, anyone in a costume where I can't see their face, those living statue people, ants, balloons, heights, the real sea (as opposed to knee deep sea) and my worst by far....it makes my fingers wobble to type it - marshmallows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon cowel being on TV forever... That sends a shiver up my spine

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Mould.

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