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By *bandAb OP   Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.

After watching the new tv show the other day it got me thinking.

If you were the last person on earth what would you do to stop yourself from being bored would you search for signs of life or just find a big house and stock alcohol and porn and just relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Search for life and food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After watching the new tv show the other day it got me thinking.

just find a big house and stock alcohol and porn and just relax "

Don't need to imagine it, I'm already doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually get to drive a Ferrari.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I wouldn't bother with porn.

As I can't help restock the planet with people I would look for others and try and get things organised for scared and wary strangers coming together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats a scary thought but i would get to walk around naked all over the place Sx

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By *bandAb OP   Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.


"Actually get to drive a Ferrari."

Or any car you want though i would have (elanor) 65 shelby gt500

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By *bandAb OP   Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.


"thats a scary thought but i would get to walk around naked all over the place Sx"

Id get to wear shorts with socks and sandals and have nobody laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo I used to love reading those kind of stories where they are the last survivor/s and what they do. Setting up a radio beacon is always a favourite.

As is raiding clothes shops in places I couldn't otherwise afford.

Fuck it, if everyone's gone, I'm ear marking at least one day to traipse around in different mega expensive wedding dresses. Might even dig over a veggie patch in one.

Just because no one is watching doesn't mean you shouldn't look your best!

(The fact that I am currently slumming it in trackie bottoms is neither here not there..)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually get to drive a Ferrari.

Or any car you want though i would have (elanor) 65 shelby gt500"

Petrol will run out eventually though.

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By *bandAb OP   Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.


"Actually get to drive a Ferrari.

Or any car you want though i would have (elanor) 65 shelby gt500

Petrol will run out eventually though. "

Aslong as every i was able to get it from any garage or tanker then i think id end up long dead by time id use it all up lol

And can you imagine me doing the house painting in an armani suit as my overalls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually get to drive a Ferrari.

Or any car you want though i would have (elanor) 65 shelby gt500

Petrol will run out eventually though. "

And cars are always parked all over the roads. You wouldn't have enuf road to enjoy your self properly. I'm sure there'd still be a copper with a radar gun somewhere too. There always about when you least expect them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just hoping everyone vanished or got vaporised as otherwise there'd be corpses everywhere. And aside from the unpleasantness, you need to worry about disease. It's best to clear an area of bodies if you intend to stay there.

I've read into this far too much I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually get to drive a Ferrari.

Or any car you want though i would have (elanor) 65 shelby gt500

Petrol will run out eventually though.

And cars are always parked all over the roads. You wouldn't have enuf road to enjoy your self properly. I'm sure there'd still be a copper with a radar gun somewhere too. There always about when you least expect them. "

He could clear Silverstone or somewhere quite easily though?

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By *bandAb OP   Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.

Well when watching the show i wondered why there wasnt any bodys scattered around im sure scotland has a few roads with nobody nearby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would kill myself. I wouldn't want to be the only person alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually get to drive a Ferrari.

Or any car you want though i would have (elanor) 65 shelby gt500

Petrol will run out eventually though.

And cars are always parked all over the roads. You wouldn't have enuf road to enjoy your self properly. I'm sure there'd still be a copper with a radar gun somewhere too. There always about when you least expect them.

He could clear Silverstone or somewhere quite easily though?"

But what if he had to drive there first? There's always a big truck lying across the road?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd put the kettle on. Everyone I know can hear that switch being flicked from millions of miles away and they will all pop round

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By *bandAb OP   Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.


"Actually get to drive a Ferrari.

Or any car you want though i would have (elanor) 65 shelby gt500

Petrol will run out eventually though.

And cars are always parked all over the roads. You wouldn't have enuf road to enjoy your self properly. I'm sure there'd still be a copper with a radar gun somewhere too. There always about when you least expect them.

He could clear Silverstone or somewhere quite easily though?

But what if he had to drive there first? There's always a big truck lying across the road? "

Theres always knockhill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make Windsor castle my home, Heathrow my private airport and Waitrose my larder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be figuring out ways to send my DNA into space. I'd also be rooting through government documents that had been hidden from the public.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"I would make Windsor castle my home, Heathrow my private airport and Waitrose my larder lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd think at last some piece and quiet and go for a nap. Upon waking I would head to the pub. This cycle would repeat until my ultimate demise. If I should stumble upon anyone I would invite them for a drink.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Watched to many TV shows to think all survivors are nice people

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I'd read loads

Build a treehouse

And learn to fly a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would finally get to watch what I want on TV without the family moaning.

Organise my sock drawer.

Start my very own lottery syndicate.

Eat lot's of beans and chili.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually get to drive a Ferrari.

Or any car you want though i would have (elanor) 65 shelby gt500

Petrol will run out eventually though.

Aslong as every i was able to get it from any garage or tanker then i think id end up long dead by time id use it all up lol

And can you imagine me doing the house painting in an armani suit as my overalls lol"

.

It goes after just a few months!.

You could get a bit longer of diesel but not sure Shelby did a diesel version lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd cancel the milk and the papers,

...and not forget to turn out the lights.

Then I'd go to sleep and never wake up.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'd go find the nicest horse and wander off on it letting all the animals out and seeing if I could find someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do things that I hadn't tried before. I am gonna die anyway

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

I would find a manual that teaches flying, pilfer a 747 from Heathrow and see if I could be the last person on earth somewhere a lot warmer than the UK!

And if the flying goes terribly wrong then no-one's going to miss me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were the only person left alive, but everything else was as it was I'd be cramming my brain with knowledge on genetics and cloning, trying to recreate an artificial womb, before visiting fertility labs and using stored sperm and egg samples to create test tube babies before implanting them in said womb.

Other than trying to recreate the human race I'd engage in other noble pursuits, such as seeing if I could reach London's Edgeware Rd from Leeds in under fifty minutes flat using only an Enzo zxx and the m1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assuming it was all clear take an F1 car and see how quickly I could go up the M1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were the only person left alive, but everything else was as it was I'd be cramming my brain with knowledge on genetics and cloning, trying to recreate an artificial womb, before visiting fertility labs and using stored sperm and egg samples to create test tube babies before implanting them in said womb.

Other than trying to recreate the human race I'd engage in other noble pursuits, such as seeing if I could reach London's Edgeware Rd from Leeds in under fifty minutes flat using only an Enzo zxx and the m1. "

What if it went Rimmerworld like?

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By *bandAb OP   Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.


"If I were the only person left alive, but everything else was as it was I'd be cramming my brain with knowledge on genetics and cloning, trying to recreate an artificial womb, before visiting fertility labs and using stored sperm and egg samples to create test tube babies before implanting them in said womb.

Other than trying to recreate the human race I'd engage in other noble pursuits, such as seeing if I could reach London's Edgeware Rd from Leeds in under fifty minutes flat using only an Enzo zxx and the m1.

What if it went Rimmerworld like? "

Smoke me a kipper, i'll be home for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were the only person left alive, but everything else was as it was I'd be cramming my brain with knowledge on genetics and cloning, trying to recreate an artificial womb, before visiting fertility labs and using stored sperm and egg samples to create test tube babies before implanting them in said womb.

Other than trying to recreate the human race I'd engage in other noble pursuits, such as seeing if I could reach London's Edgeware Rd from Leeds in under fifty minutes flat using only an Enzo zxx and the m1.

What if it went Rimmerworld like?

Smoke me a kipper, i'll be home for breakfast"

In terms of physical appearance it would be quite impossible. I'd use a variety of samples of both eggs and sperm to give the widest gene pool possible.

Although the nurture over nature may have some effect and I could end up in twenty years time with a mob of young adults into writing literature, throwing weights around and fucking each other around the clock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Search for life and food and procreate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were the only person left alive, but everything else was as it was I'd be cramming my brain with knowledge on genetics and cloning, trying to recreate an artificial womb, before visiting fertility labs and using stored sperm and egg samples to create test tube babies before implanting them in said womb.

Other than trying to recreate the human race I'd engage in other noble pursuits, such as seeing if I could reach London's Edgeware Rd from Leeds in under fifty minutes flat using only an Enzo zxx and the m1.

What if it went Rimmerworld like?

Smoke me a kipper, i'll be home for breakfast

In terms of physical appearance it would be quite impossible. I'd use a variety of samples of both eggs and sperm to give the widest gene pool possible.

Although the nurture over nature may have some effect and I could end up in twenty years time with a mob of young adults into writing literature, throwing weights around and fucking each other around the clock... "

Fair enough. Think i'd go for the rimmerworld alternative, now i've thought about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I were the only person left alive, but everything else was as it was I'd be cramming my brain with knowledge on genetics and cloning, trying to recreate an artificial womb, before visiting fertility labs and using stored sperm and egg samples to create test tube babies before implanting them in said womb.

Other than trying to recreate the human race I'd engage in other noble pursuits, such as seeing if I could reach Lonidon's Edgeware Rd from Leeds in under fifty minutes flat using only an Enzo zxx and the m1.

What if it went Rimmerworld like?

Smoke me a kipper, i'll be home for breakfast

In terms of physical appearance it would be quite impossible. I'd use a variety of samples of both eggs and sperm to give the widest gene pool possible.

Although the nurture over nature may have some effect and I could end up in twenty years time with a mob of young adults into writing literature, throwing weights around and fucking each other around the clock... "

Sounds like where I live, only they write swear words and brag about who they shagged on toiled walls.

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London


"I would kill myself. I wouldn't want to be the only person alive."

And as you laying there, with life ebbing away after the pills you taken.

Then in the distance you can see Brad Pit and his best mate George Clooney running towards saying don't go, don't go

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

If you're the last person on earth what would be the point in searching for signs of life? You're the last person on earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After watching the new tv show the other day it got me thinking.

If you were the last person on earth what would you do to stop yourself from being bored would you search for signs of life or just find a big house and stock alcohol and porn and just relax "

How would u know u were the last?u would take forever going round the world double checking.u would die doing just thst. Look at how ppl react to news thst some celebrity is round the corner.hysterics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go to Area 51 see what's going on over there silly little things like that never mind looking for life be haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats a scary thought but i would get to walk around naked all over the place Sx"
theres a woodd out the back of mine ii just imagined you in there naked nice thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would kill myself. I wouldn't want to be the only person alive.

And as you laying there, with life ebbing away after the pills you taken.

Then in the distance you can see Brad Pit and his best mate George Clooney running towards saying don't go, don't go "

I assumed the OP meant actually the last person on Earth,not thought I was. If I wasn't sure I think I'd cry for a while then find a reliable camper van,fill it with food,water and spare fuel,drive to the biggest library I could find and look for books on how to survive if you're the last person on Earth. Then I'd hit the mall and raid the vibrator section of Ann Summers. I'd have lots of tin openers in case they broke. I'd learn how to make a radio transmitter/receiver first. I'd eat all the rubbish food about to perish and quickly get over not being able to kill a lamb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would go to Area 51 see what's going on over there silly little things like that never mind looking for life be haha"

If you found aliens alive what would you do?

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By *bandAb OP   Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.


"I would go to Area 51 see what's going on over there silly little things like that never mind looking for life be haha

If you found aliens alive what would you do? "

Well what would you do after they had probed you that is.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given that all the people have gone , I would ..... Walk the pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what would you do after they had probed you that is..... [/quote

We'll list I would not be only one there be nice to have the Compney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would still go to work but clock off early. Fuck em. I'm a proper rebel

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I would still go to work but clock off early. Fuck em. I'm a proper rebel "

Hahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd sit and cry at the irony that I had finally reached a status where all those women that had knocked me back over the years would finally want to sleep with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel everywhere and try everything!

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By *bandAb OP   Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire.


"I'd sit and cry at the irony that I had finally reached a status where all those women that had knocked me back over the years would finally want to sleep with me "

I usually get told NOT if you were the last man on earth but you must have been told ONLY if you were the last man lol

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