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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had one in work last month, appaarently I need to appear more organised.

It got me thinking, how would I fare on here. I don't mean veri's, more in general. My interaction on forums, messages, profile etc.

I have donned my extra thick jacket, feel free to go for it. All criticism accepted

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I think you need to embrace the joy that is a kiss pass f**k thread

Other than that I think you like Mary Poppins - practically perfect in every way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old boss said if you're ever walking around the office, hold a note pad or some paper, it gives the impression you're doing something. I always liked that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So if I walk around with a clip board, ticking off kiss, pass, fuck, I'll have it nailed

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Look on the bright side - you apparently only need to appear more organised, not be more organised. Easily achieved with a creatively completed calendar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if I walk around with a clip board, ticking off kiss, pass, fuck, I'll have it nailed "

As long as it's in your diary and you produce your stats in a fancy chart

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"So if I walk around with a clip board, ticking off kiss, pass, fuck, I'll have it nailed "

Works for me

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"Look on the bright side - you apparently only need to appear more organised, not be more organised. Easily achieved with a creatively completed calendar "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That is how I interpreted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We called them PDR's, what a waste time they were.

A guy was made a shift leader, with a appalling attendance and on a final warning for quality, and when he got it threaten to beat up a guy with two artificial hips.

By the way he was shagging the head of HR.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"So if I walk around with a clip board, ticking off kiss, pass, fuck, I'll have it nailed

Works for me "

I once took a youngster under my wing in an office job, teaching him the basics of survival, ie, never go to the loo on a break, always 20 minutes after, how to spend all day visiting friends in different departments without getting rumbled, the fastest way to steer a conversation from 'I've got a dire emergency here' to 'Oh no worries, sorry to have bothered you, have a nice afternoon.'

He got sacked 2 weeks later for being useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh Mr Marmite, there's a danger of spreading the marmite about too thinly...but with such delightful witty banter, epic lyrics and fun comments I feel if anything you need to increase your visibility in the forums

I'm still trying to think up some SMART objectives....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to do mine a few weeks ago and was pretty fed up with it all so miss Nutella wrote me a performance review based in other performances....

That brightened my day up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol. I had mine in Jan.. I have been told that I regularly shoulder additional responsibilities and get burden to compensate for shortcomings in terms of colleagues and business partners. I should learn to empower associates and hold them accountable for ownership and execution. Hmmmm. Grab them from their neck tell em off? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So if I walk around with a clip board, ticking off kiss, pass, fuck, I'll have it nailed

Works for me

I once took a youngster under my wing in an office job, teaching him the basics of survival, ie, never go to the loo on a break, always 20 minutes after, how to spend all day visiting friends in different departments without getting rumbled, the fastest way to steer a conversation from 'I've got a dire emergency here' to 'Oh no worries, sorry to have bothered you, have a nice afternoon.'

He got sacked 2 weeks later for being useless "

Ah you missed that vital survival skill... How to get away with all of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once told my boss that the reason my self appraisal wasn't that good was because I "too fucking busy doing every other fuckers job while they filled in their self appraisals" I also asked what the fuck he was doing if he didn't know what was going on with his work force.

I still have the same job, same manager and my performance appraisals only take 5 minutes now.

I'm bad tempered, good at my job and really don't believe in a lot of modern management practice

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Well I had my appraisal 3 weeks back......last year I moved roles so that my appraisal was dome some on last role and some on current.....my last boss didn't bother turning up and my current boss gave it but he was really good, and suggested I fit in reading time in to my day even if 30 mins at the end

Must have been better than last year...bonus nearly 4 times larger and 1.4% pay rise so not complaining in the slightest......

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