FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the strangest thing you have seen on webcam?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Keep it legal please

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Keep it legal please

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shaving foam canister going up a guys bottom, that was eveshams fault and i still have nightmares

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over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Me

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i havent seen you on webcam so i will have to take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where is that guy with the fixation for shovin things up his arse??

the best story i ever heard was kitty with chat roulette and it was the guy shaggin a teddy bear!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi there

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Keep it legal please

shaving foam canister going up a guys bottom, that was eveshams fault and i still have nightmares

oi!!!! how was it my fault???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Keep it legal please

shaving foam canister going up a guys bottom, that was eveshams fault and i still have nightmares

oi!!!! how was it my fault??? "
you made me do it, and you didnt even hold my hand

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Keep it legal please

shaving foam canister going up a guys bottom, that was eveshams fault and i still have nightmares

oi!!!! how was it my fault??? you made me do it, and you didnt even hold my hand

ohhh i had technical glitches

you know i would have held your hand if i could have xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Keep it legal please

shaving foam canister going up a guys bottom, that was eveshams fault and i still have nightmares

oi!!!! how was it my fault??? you made me do it, and you didnt even hold my hand

ohhh i had technical glitches

you know i would have held your hand if i could have xxx"
i still cant put a pair of marigolds on to this day you know

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Apparently there was someone asleep and snoring in chat last week.......

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Keep it legal please

shaving foam canister going up a guys bottom, that was eveshams fault and i still have nightmares

oi!!!! how was it my fault??? you made me do it, and you didnt even hold my hand

ohhh i had technical glitches

you know i would have held your hand if i could have xxxi still cant put a pair of marigolds on to this day you know

yeah but thats a good thing - means you get out of doing the washing up and _ig bad has to do it

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Keep it legal please

shaving foam canister going up a guys bottom, that was eveshams fault and i still have nightmares

oi!!!! how was it my fault??? you made me do it, and you didnt even hold my hand

ohhh i had technical glitches

you know i would have held your hand if i could have xxxi still cant put a pair of marigolds on to this day you know

yeah but thats a good thing - means you get out of doing the washing up and _ig bad has to do it

I soooooooooo don't wash up

(much Shhh)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Naughty Kitty.

What could be more strange?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i saw SDM's forehead once

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Apparently there was someone asleep and snoring in chat last week.......

there is one who regularly falls aslepp apparently, they almost run a book as to when she keels over off her chair.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Apparently there was someone asleep and snoring in chat last week.......

there is one who regularly falls aslepp apparently, they almost run a book as to when she keels over off her chair.

Is he profile Para-litic by chance?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

A man shoving a pint glass up himself

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I remember someone on here chatting to a couple,they had seen the man and when they asked to see the woman it was the man in a dress and make up

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I once glimpsed a woman with cheese straws in ears and up her nose!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"i saw SDM's forehead once

How do you know it was mine? Seen one, seen em all, surely?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i saw SDM's forehead once

How do you know it was mine? Seen one, seen em all, surely?"

Nah, it was my bald patch that she saw.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Apparently there was someone asleep and snoring in chat last week.......

there is one who regularly falls aslepp apparently, they almost run a book as to when she keels over off her chair.

Is he profile Para-litic by chance?

It's a she. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Not quite on topic, but a certain lady from a certain famous golf course ( recently held The Open ) didn't half open my eyes.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i saw SDM's forehead once

How do you know it was mine? Seen one, seen em all, surely?"

it was either you or someone hacked your account

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

On another site i have seen people put the cam on themselves while their in bed sleeping. Ive seen a woman that used to pop pingpong balls out her fanny, one insert a can, but the worst i ever saw (my own fault for opening the cam) was a guy eating shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but the worst i ever saw (my own fault for opening the cam) was a guy eating shit"

No danger!!

Sure it wasn't a Lion Bar he was eating

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"but the worst i ever saw (my own fault for opening the cam) was a guy eating shit

No danger!!

Sure it wasn't a Lion Bar he was eating

Im not saying anymore, i was in therapy for years lol, lets just say it was oneof those ccs moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once cammed with a man who was living in what i can only describe as a tip. Bottles and trash all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saw a woman shag a bunch of bananas once, what made me laugh was she put a condom over it to keep them together lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i saw SDM's forehead once

yeah i've seen that a few times

i think hes a dwaft you know lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The strangest thing I've ever seen was one time I clicked on a couples cam in chat and it WASN'T a 60 year old fat bloke, naked having a wank.

It was actually a couple!

Strange days indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The strangest thing I've ever seen was one time I clicked on a couples cam in chat and it WASN'T a 60 year old fat bloke, naked having a wank.

It was actually a couple!

Strange days indeed."

Are you sure you didn't fall asleep and dream it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..weirdest thing Ive ever seen (on another site) was a woman steadily getting d*unk and being goaded to pee on cam, she eventually relented and had a very long pee in the chair she was sitting on..bet that was a lovely clean up job in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the weirdest,,, but certainly one of the most entertaining,,, was watching an absolutely fabulous lady-friend on a rival swinger site (SH) chatroom attempting to fit as many Malteasers as she could, into her mouth… one by one…. With suitable humorous encouragement given by other chatroom members… …… who also managed persuade a rather obnoxious excitable male to demonstrate his boastful claims regards his erection size by getting him to insert his cock through a cardboard tube from used toilet role whilst adding much to his dismay with suitably wicked comments regards lack of length and girth…… I guess you had to be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opps I should mention the excitable male went on to be re-christened “Cone-Cock” …. By his fellow Chatroom mates

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

funny one was a guy pretending to be a couple , when we asked him to put wife on

after some delay there was a close up of "her" backside being hit with a cane

you guessed it , he was caning his own arse LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently there was someone asleep and snoring in chat last week.......

This used to happen regularly in SH rooms, I had a friend who fell asleep starkers in front of her cam too. We were on messneger, and I went off to bed, it was afterall about 2 in the morning, and when I came down at about 8, she was still there with everything on show!!!! LOL

There was also the time that one of the SH rooms was regailed with the site of a full on family sit down meal as well, there was lots of shouting in the room for them to turn the cam off, but I think they'd just killed the monitor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting a Cam I seem to be missing out

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I once chatted to this ugly bird on a webcam for about 3 hours...then I realised I had it turned the wrong way round....

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I once chatted to this ugly bird on a webcam for about 3 hours...then I realised I had it turned the wrong way round....

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

"where is that guy with the fixation for shovin things up his arse??

the best story i ever heard was kitty with chat roulette and it was the guy shaggin a teddy bear!!! x"
they reckon the bear took sum stuffin and wernt ne picnic

on another site a cpl on cam and the lass was pushing metal rods up the fellas japs eyes ffs had to turn off as the rods were getin thicker n thicker

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"where is that guy with the fixation for shovin things up his arse??

the best story i ever heard was kitty with chat roulette and it was the guy shaggin a teddy bear!!! xthey reckon the bear took sum stuffin and wernt ne picnic

on another site a cpl on cam and the lass was pushing metal rods up the fellas japs eyes ffs had to turn off as the rods were getin thicker n thicker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where is that guy with the fixation for shovin things up his arse??

the best story i ever heard was kitty with chat roulette and it was the guy shaggin a teddy bear!!! xthey reckon the bear took sum stuffin and wernt ne picnic

on another site a cpl on cam and the lass was pushing metal rods up the fellas japs eyes ffs had to turn off as the rods were getin thicker n thicker"

lol!!!x

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By *ouple4funnewCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

guy injecting mustard with a syringe into his cock

I wish I could forget

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By *ouple4funnewCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

sorry should elaborate on the wabove

thats into the eye of his cock , with the mustard in a syringe without the needle

Robert Maplethorpe style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry should elaborate on the wabove

thats into the eye of his cock , with the mustard in a syringe without the needle

Robert Maplethorpe style"

i bet you never looked at a hotdog the same way again!! x

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

The strangest thing seems to happen quite often on here...people eating their diner on cam...and in the directing room!!...

what are they waiting to hear?

..'put a sausage in'...'now some peas'...chew...go on ram another roastie in'...'mmmmmmm very nice'...'chew some more...mmmmmmmm'

'Now mop your gravy up with some bread...mmm awesome'

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"i saw SDM's forehead once

yeah i've seen that a few times

i think hes a dwaft you know lol"

Maybe it's my best feature...?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i saw SDM's forehead once

yeah i've seen that a few times

i think hes a dwaft you know lol

Maybe it's my best feature...?"

maybe - didnt say it was a horribly forehead did i??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i got chewing gum stuck on mine...does that count?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i got chewing gum stuck on mine...does that count?

on your forehead?

was it your chewing gum?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i got chewing gum stuck on mine...does that count?

on your forehead?

was it your chewing gum?"
on my webcam!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the funniest one was seeing a guy in the chatroom ask another fat fella to open his pussy lips up - that did make us fall off our chairs

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

strangest was a guy in scotland room ramming a lynx deoderant up his arse. not a pretty sight at 9.30am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a guy in the directing room in august picking his nose while scratching his balls. I can only guess he forgot the cam was on

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"strangest was a guy in scotland room ramming a lynx deoderant up his arse. not a pretty sight at 9.30am"

Eewwww I hate Lynx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a man sucking his own cock. Although I'm glad I missed one I heard, a man shoving a banana up his arse then peeling and eating it.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I saw a man sucking his own cock. Although I'm glad I missed one I heard, a man shoving a banana up his arse then peeling and eating it."

while it was in his ass - impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i seen a guy on a push bike in his lounge with the back wheels off the ground and peddling naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and another guy stick both barrels of a shotgun up his bum god only knows if the gun was loaded.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"There was a guy in the directing room in august picking his nose while scratching his balls. I can only guess he forgot the cam was on

Who says men can't multitask?

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"oh and another guy stick both barrels of a shotgun up his bum god only knows if the gun was loaded."

I have a 12 gage and i couldn't fit one barrel never mind 2 up my pinkie! I am wincing thinking about it!

And no i haven't tried)

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

" a man shoving a banana up his arse ."
i really cant see what the a-peel is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's late...and I may have had too much coffee tonight.

But in the new chat I stumbled across a man sticking a blue drinking straw through his tiddler.

What's all that about?????

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

people touching themselves inappropriately...

they will go to HELL,

HELL I say,

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Weirdest thing has to be a couple just having plain ordinary sex...

Thought that was not allowed on camera, it had to be perverse to be allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a 12 gage and i couldn't fit one barrel never mind 2 up my pinkie! I am wincing thinking about it!

And no i haven't tried)"

Yeah...right!!

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