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The bottie is back..

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

How feckin hard is it to get a decent picture of your own arse??

I don't like not having a bum photo with my name being what it is but all the pics I've managed to get since I got slimmer are all bloody awful!

Anyway I've finally got a half decent one (maybe a quarter decent) so the bottie is back..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best way is to record yourself in a video then select the best frame, that's what I do lol

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"What I do is to record yourself then select what frame to use "

I never thought of that! I did think of you while I was taking pics though ST coz I've been eating the milk bottles out of a bag of super mix haribo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a handful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain! Although mine aren't too bad are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auto timer is a god send sometimes for trying to get a good picture!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Auto timer is a god send sometimes for trying to get a good picture! "

Been trying that. Doesn't go well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I do is to record yourself then select what frame to use

I never thought of that! I did think of you while I was taking pics though ST coz I've been eating the milk bottles out of a bag of super mix haribo!! "
Thanks and yes, the milk bottles of the haribos are very nice, I can eat loads of them, they are the nicest ones in the mix bag, videoing is the easiest option I recon x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Auto timer is a god send sometimes for trying to get a good picture!

Been trying that. Doesn't go well!! "

Ha, usually takes me about 50 attempts before I find a half decent one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm just not photogenic at all

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Ahh it's nice to see the bottie back, well done on all your hardwork at the gym as well!

And timer and run! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I do is to record yourself then select what frame to use

I never thought of that! I did think of you while I was taking pics though ST coz I've been eating the milk bottles out of a bag of super mix haribo!! "

Yup. This is my technique too. You can be surprised what good stills you can get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suss out the angle, prop up phone / camera and switch on the self timer..voila!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suss out the angle, prop up phone / camera and switch on the self timer..voila!"

And see how many ankle pictures you end up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suss out the angle, prop up phone / camera and switch on the self timer..voila!

And see how many ankle pictures you end up with "

Ah it's all about the angle, no ankle (in mine!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

took me ages to get something I was happiest with. Still room for improvement on mine but it will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How feckin hard is it to get a decent picture of your own arse??

I don't like not having a bum photo with my name being what it is but all the pics I've managed to get since I got slimmer are all bloody awful!

Anyway I've finally got a half decent one (maybe a quarter decent) so the bottie is back.. "

Welcome BACK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone doesn't have a timer, flash.or front timer..

My new pics are now rubbish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone doesn't have a timer, flash.or front timer..

My new pics are now rubbish..."

Can you download a camera app, most of those have timers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suss out the angle, prop up phone / camera and switch on the self timer..voila!

And see how many ankle pictures you end up with

Ah it's all about the angle, no ankle (in mine!) "

Sometimes ankles should be the focus of the picture!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Laptop open. Press PhotoBooth button. 3 seconds to get into position. Repeat many, many times until some approximation of a decent shot appears. Then realise you haven't got all of your massive arse in shot.

That's my photo taking world. Yours is magnificent hottie bottle!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I think it is a cracking Bottie .. I am sure someone will take pics at the next party I certainly would .. so bring a cam xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You need a selfie stick Hot Bot

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"You need a selfie stick Hot Bot"

Me too, I could only get far enough away for one cheek!! lol!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You need a selfie stick Hot Bot

Me too, I could only get far enough away for one cheek!! lol!!"

Selfie stick and a crazy mirror

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"You need a selfie stick Hot Bot

Me too, I could only get far enough away for one cheek!! lol!!

Selfie stick and a crazy mirror "

Oh truly warped I think!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

If camera has a digital image display on it, then put a mirror behind the camera, so you can see yourself as the photo is being taken, thats how i did some of mine.

Great new pic Hottie, Fabbed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prop my phone up on something then put it towards me like a selfie. Wack a timer on and then jobs a good en

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prop my phone up on something then put it towards me like a selfie. Wack a timer on and then jobs a good en"

don't even need a timer .... Most smart phones can be voice activated

but calling out "cheese" all the time can get tiresome, so liven it up by using other words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timer on phone and hope ....least that's what I do .....I know they are bad but I try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of mine are self shot, even the black and white one of me on the bed. I use a tripod and the self timer. A Tripod makes a huge difference; you can line up the shot a little bit wide (and then crop to the desired look) without worrying about having to hold the camera at the right angle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suss out the angle, prop up phone / camera and switch on the self timer..voila!

And see how many ankle pictures you end up with

Ah it's all about the angle, no ankle (in mine!)

Sometimes ankles should be the focus of the picture! "

Agreed, there's one that springs to mind

But not when you're aiming for your arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How feckin hard is it to get a decent picture of your own arse??

I don't like not having a bum photo with my name being what it is but all the pics I've managed to get since I got slimmer are all bloody awful!

Anyway I've finally got a half decent one (maybe a quarter decent) so the bottie is back.. "

A very nice bottie it is too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suss out the angle, prop up phone / camera and switch on the self timer..voila!"

Thats sounds exactly like me

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By *edkent69Man
over a year ago

maidstone

Couldn't you just ask someone to take one for you? Sure there'd be no lack of volunteers. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suss out the angle, prop up phone / camera and switch on the self timer..voila!

And see how many ankle pictures you end up with

Ah it's all about the angle, no ankle (in mine!)

Sometimes ankles should be the focus of the picture!

Agreed, there's one that springs to mind

But not when you're aiming for your arse!"

Haha, now there's a thought, an arse & ankle combo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How feckin hard is it to get a decent picture of your own arse??

I don't like not having a bum photo with my name being what it is but all the pics I've managed to get since I got slimmer are all bloody awful!

Anyway I've finally got a half decent one (maybe a quarter decent) so the bottie is back.. "

Lie down camera infront of you with the camera facing u, so u can see what you are capturing, ass in the air and snappp ha! get ur waist and your ass in one pic xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shocking... you get your bottie back and then your username changes...

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"shocking... you get your bottie back and then your username changes... "

Yeah it's confusing the bee-Jesus outta me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How feckin hard is it to get a decent picture of your own arse??

I don't like not having a bum photo with my name being what it is but all the pics I've managed to get since I got slimmer are all bloody awful!

Anyway I've finally got a half decent one (maybe a quarter decent) so the bottie is back.. "

Come here let me grope you into position for the photos

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Trial and error?

_tripper9

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"How feckin hard is it to get a decent picture of your own arse??

I don't like not having a bum photo with my name being what it is but all the pics I've managed to get since I got slimmer are all bloody awful!

Anyway I've finally got a half decent one (maybe a quarter decent) so the bottie is back..

Come here let me grope you into position for the photos "

Ooh you saucy minx!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shocking... you get your bottie back and then your username changes...

Yeah it's confusing the bee-Jesus outta me! "

haha i couldnt adjust to the change so reverted back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self timer and learn your pose

I do take about 50 for every one that I like so I'm probably not the best to advise though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it's you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How feckin hard is it to get a decent picture of your own arse??

I don't like not having a bum photo with my name being what it is but all the pics I've managed to get since I got slimmer are all bloody awful!

Anyway I've finally got a half decent one (maybe a quarter decent) so the bottie is back..

Come here let me grope you into position for the photos

Ooh you saucy minx!! "

But im professional darlingggggg

Lol

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Oh it's you. "

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