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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

According to location and mood.

Signed

Knackered from the garden Shed.

You get the gist....make em funny, could do with a giggle

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Slobbing in slobnesbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocked, from the bog

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Slobbing in slobnesbury

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What would you be doing in sCUNThorpe then.....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollocked, from the bog

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Shitty from the bog....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Accomplished from Touristville.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocked, from the bog

Or bolloxed whichever you prefer.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Slobbing in slobnesbury

What would you be doing in sCUNThorpe then.....

Cunting off away from Scunthorpe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Slobbing in slobnesbury

What would you be doing in sCUNThorpe then.....

Cunting off away from Scunthorpe

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Not being a cunt from Scunthorpe? Phew!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

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Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lyrical in popcorn-on-the-couch

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Shrivelled from the South East

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

grinning like a Cheshire cat in the dressing room..

Danny Wellbeck..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Contented from the land of cuckoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tipsy on the kitchen table!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lyrical in popcorn-on-the-couch

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Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pleasing myself from the Pleasure Dome. Or is that with the PD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tipsy on the kitchen table!

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Welll hellllooooooo tipsy...*wiggles eyebrows*

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By *lirtyjjWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Hormonal in fluffy pillow land

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

"
Heres the skiddies.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buggered in my big bed

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

"
Potty mouth.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Signed Mr Tired, on a sofa, soon to be moving to bed and changing my name to Mr Sleepy (one up from tired)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Buggered in my big bed "
You lucky fecker!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Signed Mr Tired, on a sofa, soon to be moving to bed and changing my name to Mr Sleepy (one up from tired)

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You save all that and just be dopey?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Sleepy under the duvetville

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Fractious. From underneath my sofa blanket and hungry but too knackered to make dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buggered in my big bed You lucky fecker!

Not the kind of good buggered lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Feeling like a fat fucker from fat city

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feverish from virusville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feeling like a starbucks pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Feeling like a fat fucker from fat city

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Who ate all the choccies?!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling like a fat fucker from fat city

I've just eaten 3/4 of a bag of popcorn, now I feel ick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

Oh and here's another! See see what I mean

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

Oh and here's another! See see what I mean

"
Shut the fuck up now......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Feeling like a fat fucker from fat city

Who ate all the choccies?!"
would you believe I haven't, gave loads away yesterday and still got loads here.

Might have one in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stoked in Stoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fractious. From underneath my sofa blanket and hungry but too knackered to make dinner."

Get up lazy minx!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Feeling like a fat fucker from fat city

Who ate all the choccies?!would you believe I haven't, gave loads away yesterday and still got loads here.

Might have one in a minute

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Suck out an orange cream for me.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

Oh and here's another! See see what I mean

Whatever talk to the hand because the flange ain't listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

Oh and here's another! See see what I mean

Shut the fuck up now......

Potty mouth.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

Oh and here's another! See see what I mean

Whatever talk to the hand because the flange ain't listening

"
No, but that is one big fuck of echo echo echo echo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satisfied in Southampton

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

Oh and here's another! See see what I mean

Whatever talk to the hand because the flange ain't listening

No, but that is one big fuck of echo echo echo echo

It's like the Dartford tunnel

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Signed Mr Tired, on a sofa, soon to be moving to bed and changing my name to Mr Sleepy (one up from tired)

You save all that and just be dopey?

I'd be droopy except for an exceptionally sexually suggestive message from a lady so instead of going to bed I'm gonna have a wank instead. Then go to bed. Via the shower. And if you want to be in my wankbank, send me a tits pic in the next 4 mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right pair of potties!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

Oh and here's another! See see what I mean

Whatever talk to the hand because the flange ain't listening

No, but that is one big fuck of echo echo echo echo

It's like the Dartford tunnel

"
Fucking Euro tunnel......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under your floorboards femme....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Under your floorboards femme....

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I knew I should have used that no more nails.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under your floorboards femme....

Feck your brave, has she nailed the boards down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under your floorboards femme....

I knew I should have used that no more nails.....

Pah I knew it

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Under your floorboards femme....

Feck your brave, has she nailed the boards down

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Shhhhhh he likes it that way...glutton for punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under your floorboards femme....

I knew I should have used that no more nails.....

Why did you use spunk? ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under your floorboards femme....

Feck your brave, has she nailed the boards down

Shhhhhh he likes it that way...glutton for punishment

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Under your floorboards femme....

I knew I should have used that no more nails.....

Why did you use spunk? ..."
no, you swallowed it all, you greedy thump you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bound in bed

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bound in bed"
Another lucky fucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under your floorboards femme....

I knew I should have used that no more nails.....

Why did you use spunk? ...no, you swallowed it all, you greedy thump you.

You FUCKING Wish

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Under your floorboards femme....

I knew I should have used that no more nails.....

Why did you use spunk? ...no, you swallowed it all, you greedy thump you.

You FUCKING Wish

"
No, I like my OHs spunk.....you stole it, hence you are under the floorboards until you give it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty balls from Herts

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Empty balls from Herts

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Hello ya dirty fecker.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Couldn't be arsed to read all the comments has anyone done the Terence Trent-Derby joke ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under your floorboards femme....

I knew I should have used that no more nails.....

Why did you use spunk? ...no, you swallowed it all, you greedy thump you.

You FUCKING Wish

No, I like my OHs spunk.....you stole it, hence you are under the floorboards until you give it back.

You gotta find me. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bound in bed"

Are you typing with your toes young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Empty balls from Herts

Hello ya dirty fecker.

Hi fuckette xxx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

Oh and here's another! See see what I mean

Whatever talk to the hand because the flange ain't listening

No, but that is one big fuck of echo echo echo echo

It's like the Dartford tunnel

Fucking Euro tunnel......

Stop talking about your flange now that's not a nice thing to say about yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bound in bed

Are you typing with your toes young man

Tongue

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

Oh and here's another! See see what I mean

Whatever talk to the hand because the flange ain't listening

No, but that is one big fuck of echo echo echo echo

It's like the Dartford tunnel

Fucking Euro tunnel......

Stop talking about your flange now that's not a nice thing to say about yourself

"
Stop defecting, you know you provide hanrsses for free to stop men falling in.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

*Harneses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bound in bed

Are you typing with your toes young man

Tongue "

Well i bet that's a sight to behold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

Oh and here's another! See see what I mean

Whatever talk to the hand because the flange ain't listening

No, but that is one big fuck of echo echo echo echo

It's like the Dartford tunnel

Fucking Euro tunnel......

Stop talking about your flange now that's not a nice thing to say about yourself

Stop defecting, you know you provide hanrsses for free to stop men falling in.

The flange isn't listening

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Bollocked, from the bog

Shitty from the bog....

Or that too, yes I'm feeling Shitty

Skiddy shall be thy new name then....

Thanks, erm meet the skiddies, slight ring to It no pun.

Heres the skiddies.....

Piss off.

Potty mouth.

Aye I'm such a lady!

And then you appear

Fuck off

Oh and here's another! See see what I mean

Whatever talk to the hand because the flange ain't listening

No, but that is one big fuck of echo echo echo echo

It's like the Dartford tunnel

Fucking Euro tunnel......

Stop talking about your flange now that's not a nice thing to say about yourself

Stop defecting, you know you provide hanrsses for free to stop men falling in.

Yeah ok mingeater

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

Horny in the hall

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Horny in the hall

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You can get arrested for that. Are you toad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last day of being I'm my thirties tomorrow, regressing in my pit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome, at your mum's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the sofa with the pooch

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

post gym buzz, on the reclining armchair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty balls

From your mums bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covered in puke in the igloo...

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