FabSwingers.com forum: Crunch !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just stepped outside to put the recycling out, in my bare feet....

and there was the sickening crunch, sudden realisation, and then a squidgy sensation between my toes as I'd trod on a snail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tight sod what has he done to you !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but that made me giggle! Lol

Belle x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

im not hungry any more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the bucket

Next time put your shoes on it could be dog poo next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job it wasn't an Irish Setter, you'd be very unwelcome then.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Poor snail.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You snail murderer

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Pass the bucket

Next time put your shoes on it could be dog poo next. "

Or a dead hedgehog like Victor Meldrew in one foot in the grave

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pass the bucket

Next time put your shoes on it could be dog poo next. "

fortunately no dog poop near my house

unfortunately snails are impossible to keep out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass the bucket

Next time put your shoes on it could be dog poo next.

fortunately no dog poop near my house

unfortunately snails are impossible to keep out

You have snails in the house

Do you live in a green house ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pass the bucket

Next time put your shoes on it could be dog poo next.

fortunately no dog poop near my house

unfortunately snails are impossible to keep out

You have snails in the house

Do you live in a green house ? "

only snails in my house are either on a plate in garlic sauce or being fed to the tortoise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OoooI did this years ago and it still gives me nightmares!

I was only wearing socks.

I have a massive phobia about dead animals and insects, never mind killing the poor thing. I felt awful.

And the sticky stuff from snails does NOT wash off skin easily!

Eurgh I can still remember it now and it must've been 2 decades ago now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this would've been a post about the Camden Crunch in a couple of weeks! Alas, no.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

They are the reason I live in a first floor, city centre apartment.

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