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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening and welcome to Fab Blind Date!

And here is your host, not Cilla, but Mr. Marmite!

The rules are simple,Just stick your name down, your Blind Date style question, and see who can be matched with who!

If you want a lorra lorra laffs, be a Cilla and select two people who you think would be perfect* for each other, and send them to their dream location.

Remember folks, it is only in jest**, so keep it all light hearted.

Who knows, maybe Shag CAN get his cock milked tonight in Penge?

Maybe there is a temptress who can tame Egomaniac?

*a perfect match is not tied to any particular gendertype relationship norm.

** Mz Titz, can my Forum Insurance Cover be increased to cover accidental clashes.

The decision is yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, looks like we had the same idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi im cute n sassy and i wanna know if you were a pizza topping which one would you be and why?

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth

Heyyyyy I'm E, and I want to know what your favourite meal to cook is?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im fruitloop, what animal would you choose to be and why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

this is spooky. One chap, three ladies, it is an 80s flashback already!

Obviously it would be wrong for me to play, however

Pizza topping, I would be marmite. It sounds wrong at first, but once you tried a bite, you would be coming back for more.

Meal, I would cook Spaghetti, then we could recreate the scene from lady and the tramp.

Animal? I would be a spider, because once I entangle you in my web, you wouldn't want to escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is spooky. One chap, three ladies, it is an 80s flashback already!

Obviously it would be wrong for me to play, however

Pizza topping, I would be marmite. It sounds wrong at first, but once you tried a bite, you would be coming back for more.

Meal, I would cook Spaghetti, then we could recreate the scene from lady and the tramp.

Animal? I would be a spider, because once I entangle you in my web, you wouldn't want to escape.

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haha great answers to be fair,, i added my own audience 'oooooohhh' sound effect after i read each answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi, i'm irene. how big is your cock then? at number 2.

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"this is spooky. One chap, three ladies, it is an 80s flashback already!

Obviously it would be wrong for me to play, however

Pizza topping, I would be marmite. It sounds wrong at first, but once you tried a bite, you would be coming back for more.

Meal, I would cook Spaghetti, then we could recreate the scene from lady and the tramp.

Animal? I would be a spider, because once I entangle you in my web, you wouldn't want to escape.

"

Are you sure it wouldn't be marmite on toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm b

When I'm outside I like to have my eyes open, if you could open something of your outside what would it be and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm nvc.

If you were a clothes designer, how would you dress me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm b

When I'm outside I like to have my eyes open, if you could open something of your outside what would it be and why?"

an umbrella and hope it gets very very wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and #3, can you get to mine within 30 mins or less?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm nvc.

If you were a clothes designer, how would you dress me?"

With my eyes in the emporers new clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite, my match-making thread is dying on its arse because of you *shakes fist*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. I love cooking, sewing and keeping the house nicely. Oh and bondage, silly me nearly forgot that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and #3, can you get to mine within 30 mins or less? "
sadly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello. I love cooking, sewing and keeping the house nicely. Oh and bondage, silly me nearly forgot that. "
the perfect wife in less than 20 words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the thread op.

I am shag and I like my cock milked in penge and my fav sweats are haribos and is your the cola bottles too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl? "

whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi im cute n sassy and i wanna know if you were a pizza topping which one would you be and why? "
it has to be the classic meat feast for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the thread op.

I am shag and I like my cock milked in penge and my fav sweats are haribos and is your the cola bottles too? "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Hi im _oddy what would you mix me with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I like wine. If you could be a drink to tickle my fancy on a Saturday night which would you be and why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi im _oddy what would you mix me with"

Haha great minds

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If I was a cake what cake would I be and why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi im _oddy what would you mix me with"

I would mix you with martini, you would leave shaken, not stirred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl?

whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.

"

Let's hope Mr Marmite throws in a trip to B&Q then Cutie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi im _oddy what would you mix me with

Haha great minds "

Is that enough to qualify for a new hat? I hope so!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"If I was a cake what cake would I be and why? "
you would be a angel cake 3 layers of yummyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was a cake what cake would I be and why? "
a birthday cake as they always get the biggest smiles

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By *omolfc8Man
over a year ago

merseyside


"If I was a cake what cake would I be and why? "
hot fudge cake because am hot an I just make a woman melt ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm J, if you could be anywhere in the world right now where would you be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl?

whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.

Let's hope Mr Marmite throws in a trip to B&Q then Cutie "

I think we have our first match

(whoooooooooooo)

And their ideal trip is to...

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The magical Isle 13 of Lewisham B&Q.

Duct tape not included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Egomaniac and I'm 30 years old.

My question is which hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl?

whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.

Let's hope Mr Marmite throws in a trip to B&Q then Cutie "

id love to see your own helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Egomaniac and I'm 30 years old.

My question is which hole?"

The one I just dug in my garden!! Now get in it I haven't got all night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Egomaniac and I'm 30 years old.

My question is which hole?"

with all this talk of pizza and cakes it's got to be my mouth. nom nom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl?

whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.

Let's hope Mr Marmite throws in a trip to B&Q then Cutie

I think we have our first match

(whoooooooooooo)

And their ideal trip is to...

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The magical Isle 13 of Lewisham B&Q.

Duct tape not included "

damm shame about the no duct tape

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Egomaniac and I'm 30 years old.

My question is which hole?

The one I just dug in my garden!! Now get in it I haven't got all night!!"

We have another match! A bromance made in heaven

And you will be going on a trip to

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A tandem bike ride round Holland to look at the Dykes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Egomaniac and I'm 30 years old.

My question is which hole?

The one I just dug in my garden!! Now get in it I haven't got all night!!"

Will it be like Swansea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Egomaniac and I'm 30 years old.

My question is which hole?

The one I just dug in my garden!! Now get in it I haven't got all night!!

Will it be like Swansea?"

Yes but much bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heyyyyy I'm E, and I want to know what your favourite meal to cook is?! "

I love to make honey coated chicken breast with sweet potato mash. Yum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Mr Bear. Enough of this dating lark, I'd like to know how you'll make me growl?

whips chains n handcuffs.. i watched 50 shades and am a pro at this stuff now.. just sign your name on the dotted line.

Let's hope Mr Marmite throws in a trip to B&Q then Cutie

I think we have our first match

(whoooooooooooo)

And their ideal trip is to...

drumroll*

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The magical Isle 13 of Lewisham B&Q.

Duct tape not included

damm shame about the no duct tape "

Nevermind that, where the feck is Lewisham? Is there a KrispyKreme?

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"Heyyyyy I'm E, and I want to know what your favourite meal to cook is?!

I love to make honey coated chicken breast with sweet potato mash. Yum x"

You know me too well! when are we doing dinner?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

curvybrunette i thought you n ego were smitten.. im well confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heyyyyy I'm E, and I want to know what your favourite meal to cook is?!

I love to make honey coated chicken breast with sweet potato mash. Yum x

You know me too well! when are we doing dinner?! Lol"

As soon as I can get to yours

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By *urvybrunette91Woman
over a year ago

tidworth


"Heyyyyy I'm E, and I want to know what your favourite meal to cook is?!

I love to make honey coated chicken breast with sweet potato mash. Yum x

You know me too well! when are we doing dinner?! Lol

As soon as I can get to yours "

But you've got to cook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heyyyyy I'm E, and I want to know what your favourite meal to cook is?!

I love to make honey coated chicken breast with sweet potato mash. Yum x

You know me too well! when are we doing dinner?! Lol

As soon as I can get to yours

But you've got to cook!"

I'm more than happy to cook

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm out. got a 'date' already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert? "

Gotta be bannoffee pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert? "

Cherry Pie with whipped cream..

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?

Gotta be bannoffee pie!"

I like bannoffee pie with cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?

Gotta be bannoffee pie!

I like bannoffee pie with cream "

If there's a cherry there then I guess you've got Bronson and MrPolarBear in a threeway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?

Gotta be bannoffee pie!

I like bannoffee pie with cream "

Cheque please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Cherry Pie with whipped cream.. "

Cherry Crumble Hot with cold custard on top for me.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?

Cherry Pie with whipped cream.. "

Cherry pie with ambrosia custard

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

That I would eat off your naked body...

_tripper9

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?

Cherry Pie with whipped cream..

Cherry pie with ambrosia custard "

proper job with the custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"curvybrunette i thought you n ego were smitten.. im well confused"

Apparently not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm very flirty and my cheeky chat up line is to ask a lady what her nipples look like, most tell me and some even show me.

What's your cheekiest chat up line?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?

Gotta be bannoffee pie!

I like bannoffee pie with cream

Cheque please!! "

Dessert to go then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm very flirty and my cheeky chat up line is to ask a lady what her nipples look like, most tell me and some even show me.

What's your cheekiest chat up line?"

Here love! Hold me pint while I nip for a shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm LPP and my question is... I love desserts, what's your favourite dessert?

Gotta be bannoffee pie!

I like bannoffee pie with cream

Cheque please!!

Dessert to go then? "

Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why?? "

I would say it's your right bum cheek, followed very closely by your left bum cheek. There's only a crack that splits them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??

I would say it's your right bum cheek, followed very closely by your left bum cheek. There's only a crack that splits them. "

Oy cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why?? "

It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??

It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out! "

My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

I'm DeliciousD x

If you were a retro sweet, what retro sweet would you be ?

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By *omolfc8Man
over a year ago

merseyside


"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??

It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!

My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring?? Does age matter to you Paula can I ask ?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I'm DeliciousD x

If you were a retro sweet, what retro sweet would you be ? "

I'd be a spangle! Sweet, colourful and tasty with a delicious hole!

Fellas - beat that one for the lovely lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Bel

my question is do you like the light on or off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??

It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!

My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring?? Does age matter to you Paula can I ask ?

"

Not as long as a guy is within my suggested age range, no! I say suggested as there are exceptional guys both older and younger who it would be foolish to dismiss out of hand! Xx

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By *omolfc8Man
over a year ago

merseyside


"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??

It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!

My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring?? Does age matter to you Paula can I ask ?

Not as long as a guy is within my suggested age range, no! I say suggested as there are exceptional guys both older and younger who it would be foolish to dismiss out of hand! Xx"
ok cool I think age is just a number myself so age doesn't really matter well I wouldn't fuck a 70year old ha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??

It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!

My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring??

"

You can ring my "bell" anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??

It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!

My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring??

You can ring my "bell" anytime. "

Think we may have to go more than 12 rounds though marmite! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi- i'm Paula - aka TBIB! My question is a tough one! What would you say was my best asset - and why??

It would have to be your skills in the ring. You have suckerpunched you way into my heart and your butt is a knock out!

My skills IN the ring? - or with your ring??

You can ring my "bell" anytime.

Think we may have to go more than 12 rounds though marmite! xx"

Ill count to ten, be back on my feet to start again xxx

Oh my

Does this count as a match?

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

OH Marmite Sir, a word in your ear if I may, what qualifications exactly do you hold in this capacity? may I see your licence for using such a thread without the necessary impairment? I mean, come! on! man! blind dates have to remain the territory of those for whom they really are a blind date; or unless you're suggesting that the exponents of your game show wear their LH blind folds all evening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OH Marmite Sir, a word in your ear if I may, what qualifications exactly do you hold in this capacity? may I see your licence for using such a thread without the necessary impairment? I mean, come! on! man! blind dates have to remain the territory of those for whom they really are a blind date; or unless you're suggesting that the exponents of your game show wear their LH blind folds all evening? "

I apologise Sir for not taking into account individuals with visual impairment.

I would have gone for Take Me Out, but as there are mamy here who claim to be Armed Forces, Special Forces etc, there would be many on here dusting off their ghillie suits and sniper rifles, in preparation for the kill shot.

And Egomaniac beat me to it with his match maker thread.

I will post with more consideration in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i can wear a blindfold il meet anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm addictiveguy, and I'd like to know,- what is the thing you're most addicted to??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im JW, I'd like to know your favourite place and why? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon ladies, im Jamie from Manchester!

My question for you is Spit or swallow.... don't worry im joking!

If you only had 30 1 hour till the end of the world what would you do and why?

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