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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what are yours...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you! "

you are not only a very sexy bloke... you have balls... I like that in a man ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build my own house one day, to my design and specifications etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you!

you are not only a very sexy bloke... you have balls... I like that in a man ..."

That's handy then, else he'd be a eunuch and no use to woman or beast lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leave my balls alone hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you!

you are not only a very sexy bloke... you have balls... I like that in a man ...

That's handy then, else he'd be a eunuch and no use to woman or beast lol "

Wishy, I am a woman .. and a blonde... nothing can be taken for granted with me... But you do have one hell of a point there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment I am aspiring to be a glam gran, due Feb

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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A sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"leave my balls alone hehe"

hey, that s for me to decide what I am going to do with them... and for you to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i sooo like u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you!

you are not only a very sexy bloke... you have balls... I like that in a man ...

That's handy then, else he'd be a eunuch and no use to woman or beast lol

Wishy, I am a woman .. and a blonde... nothing can be taken for granted with me... But you do have one hell of a point there..."

Do you know the two blondes that were walking through the countryside and started arguing about some tracks they found? One swore they were deer tracks and the other was convinced they were bear tracks and they were still arguing about it when the train hit them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sandwich"

Oooo good idea...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"leave my balls alone hehe

hey, that s for me to decide what I am going to do with them... and for you to enjoy "

Are we still sharing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i feel used "

Not abused then ??

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"leave my balls alone hehe

hey, that s for me to decide what I am going to do with them... and for you to enjoy

Are we still sharing?"

How many traps ( oops i mean threads ) have you man-eating women got on the go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you!

you are not only a very sexy bloke... you have balls... I like that in a man ...

That's handy then, else he'd be a eunuch and no use to woman or beast lol

Wishy, I am a woman .. and a blonde... nothing can be taken for granted with me... But you do have one hell of a point there...

Do you know the two blondes that were walking through the countryside and started arguing about some tracks they found? One swore they were deer tracks and the other was convinced they were bear tracks and they were still arguing about it when the train hit them. "

I can only thank you for saving me...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"i feel used "

Just lie back and enjoy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i feel used "

oi, less o your lip. get back in that sandwich.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"leave my balls alone hehe

hey, that s for me to decide what I am going to do with them... and for you to enjoy

Are we still sharing?

How many traps ( oops i mean threads ) have you man-eating women got on the go?"

not enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"leave my balls alone hehe

hey, that s for me to decide what I am going to do with them... and for you to enjoy

Are we still sharing?

How many traps ( oops i mean threads ) have you man-eating women got on the go?"

Mushy - mine are actually aching today... seriously tight they are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i suppose i could pretnd im defenceless lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i feel used

oi, less o your lip. get back in that sandwich. "

we want firm fillings, dont we...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u know i love it tight tut tut

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"i suppose i could pretnd im defenceless lol"

you will be de-something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i suppose i could pretnd im defenceless lol

you will be de-something"

decapitation could take on a new meaning here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Headless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pass the butter and chocolate spread please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what are yours...;-) "

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pass the butter and chocolate spread please"

puts a new meaning to chocknob ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably"

you are setting them high... and the time span is challenging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chocolate starfish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that a euphamism for underwater sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm well

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably"

hee hee, if only the Gov'nt would leave the free bus pass age set at 60.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"erm well "

You've heard about me then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh aye lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably"

what about acceptable semi-sex as a compromise ... in principle of course?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably

what about acceptable semi-sex as a compromise ... in principle of course?"

principally...?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably

what about acceptable semi-sex as a compromise ... in principle of course?

principally...? "

We have Principles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably

you are setting them high... and the time span is challenging? "

I would settle for a d*unken, but concious fumble with something who can either mutter, spit or dribble out the word "yes"...so it was at least consensual, but you did say "aspirations".

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably

what about acceptable semi-sex as a compromise ... in principle of course?

principally...?

We have Principles?"

Doesn't every shopping cebtre near you have Principles? or Dorothy Perkins?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably

you are setting them high... and the time span is challenging?

I would settle for a d*unken, but concious fumble with something who can either mutter, spit or dribble out the word "yes"...so it was at least consensual, but you did say "aspirations"."

go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably

you are setting them high... and the time span is challenging?

I would settle for a d*unken, but concious fumble with something who can either mutter, spit or dribble out the word "yes"...so it was at least consensual, but you did say "aspirations"."

Aspirations yes, no expirations...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably

you are setting them high... and the time span is challenging?

I would settle for a d*unken, but concious fumble with something who can either mutter, spit or dribble out the word "yes"...so it was at least consensual, but you did say "aspirations".

go on then

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I can't afford you, you set your standards too high.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably

you are setting them high... and the time span is challenging?

I would settle for a d*unken, but concious fumble with something who can either mutter, spit or dribble out the word "yes"...so it was at least consensual, but you did say "aspirations".

go on then

I can't afford you, you set your standards too high."

shall we club together?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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How much are Mushrooms by the pound these days?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much are Mushrooms by the pound these days?"

Where is he when we want a quote?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"How much are Mushrooms by the pound these days?

Where is he when we want a quote? "

Obviously in the dark, growing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much are Mushrooms by the pound these days?

Where is he when we want a quote? "

in the dark

(was that too obvious? i thought it was too obvious...perhaps I'm trying to hard now, dang, I ought to get laid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably

you are setting them high... and the time span is challenging?

I would settle for a d*unken, but concious fumble with something who can either mutter, spit or dribble out the word "yes"...so it was at least consensual, but you did say "aspirations".

go on then

I can't afford you, you set your standards too high.

shall we club together? "

yaaa clever clogs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"How much are Mushrooms by the pound these days?

Where is he when we want a quote?

in the dark

(was that too obvious? i thought it was too obvious...perhaps I'm trying to hard now, dang, I ought to get laid!"

me and you both

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what are yours...;-)

semi-acceptable sex...within the next ten years preferably

you are setting them high... and the time span is challenging?

I would settle for a d*unken, but concious fumble with something who can either mutter, spit or dribble out the word "yes"...so it was at least consensual, but you did say "aspirations".

go on then

I can't afford you, you set your standards too high.

shall we club together?

yaaa clever clogs "

sounded a sensible idea last night.... and today, come to think of it

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