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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just had a wank on the stairs. It was glorious to see myself squirt down them. Stair wanks will happen more often.

Most random place you've wanked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wardrobe at a party...yeah i know strange or what....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno how random this is, but when I worked in a bingo hall I did 12 hour shifts. And if I needed to have a wank I wud in the non smoking staffroom. On the floor. Legs holding the door closed coz it didn't lock. Lol. Had to be quick. Get in and get out. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a wank on the stairs. It was glorious to see myself squirt down them. Stair wanks will happen more often.

Most random place you've wanked?

sorry will reply in a bit, just got some nice visions running through my mind at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever wank into the office teapot

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By *aughtyal80Man
over a year ago

darlington

"I just had a wank on the stairs. It was glorious to see myself squirt down them. Stair wanks will happen more often.

Most random place you've wanked?

Love this, want an audience sometime?

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By *aughtyal80Man
over a year ago

darlington

On a balcony when I worked abroad middle of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my first thoughts were

1. Why?

2. How disrespectful to the other people you live with

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Once on my best mate's sofa when I was staying over. He was in bed next door, I was on the phone to the BF. Since I was trying to be quiet I didn't say a word; he just talked me through an amazing orgasm. It was lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so jealous can't remember last time I had a wank never mind a sneaky one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a wank on the stairs. It was glorious to see myself squirt down them. Stair wanks will happen more often.

Most random place you've wanked?

Are they carpeted!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a wank on the stairs. It was glorious to see myself squirt down them. Stair wanks will happen more often.

Most random place you've wanked?

Are they carpeted!?!?"

Could be a health and safety hazard! Someone might slip!

It's like an adult version of setting traps from Home Alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my first thoughts were

1. Why?

2. How disrespectful to the other people you live with

1. Because I wanted to.

2. I live here too. If they want to wank on the stairs too then I hope they do.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Don't think I've ever had the urgent need to do it anywhere weirD. Always In a wank appropriate place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing to the theme of 'Row your boat...'

Squirt, squirt, squirting

All down the stairs

Have left a puddle

Could get in trouble

I don't fucking care!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the golf course a few times, particularly if i have loose boxers that rub me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The insulation storage loft at c&c building supplies in garstang......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BULLSHIT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!"

you're breath smells like what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!"

You have wanked in bullshit ?? Fucking gross man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!"

You wanked in bullshit?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I just had a wank on the stairs. It was glorious to see myself squirt down them. Stair wanks will happen more often.

Most random place you've wanked?

Are they carpeted!?!?"

This was my first thought too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?"

You fucking cuntflap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just had a wank on the stairs. It was glorious to see myself squirt down them. Stair wanks will happen more often.

Most random place you've wanked?

Are they carpeted!?!?

This was my first thought too!

No they aren't. Easy to wipe up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap."

I like it when your mean to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap.

I like it when your mean to me. "

You lack charisma. And your hair is sun-damaged.

Oh no I di-in't! You just got F'd in the A!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap.

I like it when your mean to me.

You lack charisma. And your hair is sun-damaged.

Oh no I di-in't! You just got F'd in the A!"

At least she aint got a cock covered in bullshit !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my first thoughts were

1. Why?

2. How disrespectful to the other people you live with

1. I'm guessing she fancied a wank!

2. This is also a guess but I don't think she was doing it while anyone was home. Of course, if there was a queue of housemates top and bottom all needing to use the stairs while she merrily knocks one out then fair enough it's disrespectful, but I assume that wasnt the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a wank on the stairs. It was glorious to see myself squirt down them. Stair wanks will happen more often.

Most random place you've wanked?

"
on a bus into my ex gfs hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap.

I like it when your mean to me.

You lack charisma. And your hair is sun-damaged.

Oh no I di-in't! You just got F'd in the A!"

Please carry on. Your making me need another Wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap.

I like it when your mean to me.

You lack charisma. And your hair is sun-damaged.

Oh no I di-in't! You just got F'd in the A!

Please carry on. Your making me need another Wank"

Biscotti, stop being a little prick-tease, Stories And Fantasies is lower down the page.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap.

I like it when your mean to me.

You lack charisma. And your hair is sun-damaged.

Oh no I di-in't! You just got F'd in the A!

Please carry on. Your making me need another Wank

Biscotti, stop being a little prick-tease, Stories And Fantasies is lower down the page."

Next time ill show you...

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By *aughtyal80Man
over a year ago

darlington

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap.

I like it when your mean to me.

You lack charisma. And your hair is sun-damaged.

Oh no I di-in't! You just got F'd in the A!

Please carry on. Your making me need another Wank

Biscotti, stop being a little prick-tease, Stories And Fantasies is lower down the page.

Next time ill show you... "

I'm only down the road can I come see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap.

I like it when your mean to me.

You lack charisma. And your hair is sun-damaged.

Oh no I di-in't! You just got F'd in the A!

Please carry on. Your making me need another Wank

Biscotti, stop being a little prick-tease, Stories And Fantasies is lower down the page.

Next time ill show you... "

Fuck this, me and McTwattyBollocks are off to the pub to discuss our finely tuned business plan to release patented Egomaniac sex toys.

*Toys may vary in size depending on Ego's insecurity of cock length. Terms and conditions apply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap.

I like it when your mean to me.

You lack charisma. And your hair is sun-damaged.

Oh no I di-in't! You just got F'd in the A!

Please carry on. Your making me need another Wank

Biscotti, stop being a little prick-tease, Stories And Fantasies is lower down the page.

Next time ill show you...

Fuck this, me and McTwattyBollocks are off to the pub to discuss our finely tuned business plan to release patented Egomaniac sex toys.

*Toys may vary in size depending on Ego's insecurity of cock length. Terms and conditions apply."

I don't think I'd ever purchase such a toy. I'd rather spend money on something that might actually hit the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap.

I like it when your mean to me.

You lack charisma. And your hair is sun-damaged.

Oh no I di-in't! You just got F'd in the A!

Please carry on. Your making me need another Wank

Biscotti, stop being a little prick-tease, Stories And Fantasies is lower down the page.

Next time ill show you...

Fuck this, me and McTwattyBollocks are off to the pub to discuss our finely tuned business plan to release patented Egomaniac sex toys.

*Toys may vary in size depending on Ego's insecurity of cock length. Terms and conditions apply."

Remember to send me my autographed cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap.

I like it when your mean to me.

You lack charisma. And your hair is sun-damaged.

Oh no I di-in't! You just got F'd in the A!

Please carry on. Your making me need another Wank

Biscotti, stop being a little prick-tease, Stories And Fantasies is lower down the page.

Next time ill show you...

Fuck this, me and McTwattyBollocks are off to the pub to discuss our finely tuned business plan to release patented Egomaniac sex toys.

*Toys may vary in size depending on Ego's insecurity of cock length. Terms and conditions apply.

Remember to send me my autographed cock!"

Wouldn't that be copyright infringement against Sexy Brain?

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Wish I'd been a fly on the

stairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BULLSHIT!

you're breath smells like what?

You fucking cuntflap.

I like it when your mean to me.

You lack charisma. And your hair is sun-damaged.

Oh no I di-in't! You just got F'd in the A!

Please carry on. Your making me need another Wank

Biscotti, stop being a little prick-tease, Stories And Fantasies is lower down the page.

Next time ill show you...

Fuck this, me and McTwattyBollocks are off to the pub to discuss our finely tuned business plan to release patented Egomaniac sex toys.

*Toys may vary in size depending on Ego's insecurity of cock length. Terms and conditions apply.

Remember to send me my autographed cock!

Wouldn't that be copyright infringement against Sexy Brain?"

Negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you cleaned up the mess, you dirty bitch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you cleaned up the mess, you dirty bitch. "

Of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my first thoughts were

1. Why?

2. How disrespectful to the other people you live with

1. Because I wanted to.

2. I live here too. If they want to wank on the stairs too then I hope they do. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having one now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my first thoughts were

1. Why?

2. How disrespectful to the other people you live with

1. Because I wanted to.

2. I live here too. If they want to wank on the stairs too then I hope they do. "

3. because you can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is their many in your office ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was on a caravan holiday when i was a kid with my mum, her partner and his elderly blind mother

was me and his mother on the fold outs while my mother and her partner had the bedroom. I thought since she was blind I could get away with a crafty one under the covers lol

i was well into it when she started calling out shaun what are you doing

couldnt carry on after that and just went to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my first thoughts were

1. Why?

2. How disrespectful to the other people you live with

It was an escalator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking home after a night out,just walking along wanking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno how random this is, but when I worked in a bingo hall I did 12 hour shifts. And if I needed to have a wank I wud in the non smoking staffroom. On the floor. Legs holding the door closed coz it didn't lock. Lol. Had to be quick. Get in and get out. Xx "

What a charming image, wanking in a bingo hall staff room. Lol well needs must and all that.

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