FabSwingers.com forum: MOANY McTWATTYBOLLOCKS

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You realise that we've both put a meet request up for tonight in Bournemouth?

It's fate, man, it's fate.

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over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel a Bromance coming on

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'..It's always tease tease tease

You're happy when I'm on my knees..'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use lube.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Look at him playing it cool and playing hard-to-get by not responding yet. This just makes me even more keen.

Ooh I love a bad boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't that other guy be jealous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goto be mean to keep em keen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Won't that other guy be jealous?"

Bronson? He need not know of our delicious secret. Plus he doesn't fulfil my needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won't that other guy be jealous?

Bronson? He need not know of our delicious secret. Plus he doesn't fulfil my needs."

Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Won't that other guy be jealous?

Bronson? He need not know of our delicious secret. Plus he doesn't fulfil my needs.

Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen. "

Oh WHYYY hasn't he responded yet? I keep refreshing the page and still nothing. Is there someone else? Who is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes actually quite a nice guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won't that other guy be jealous?

Bronson? He need not know of our delicious secret. Plus he doesn't fulfil my needs.

Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen.

Oh WHYYY hasn't he responded yet? I keep refreshing the page and still nothing. Is there someone else? Who is he?

he's not online yet

patients my boy, he will probably pounce as soon as he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Won't that other guy be jealous?

Bronson? He need not know of our delicious secret. Plus he doesn't fulfil my needs.

Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen.

Oh WHYYY hasn't he responded yet? I keep refreshing the page and still nothing. Is there someone else? Who is he?

he's not online yet

patients my boy, he will probably pounce as soon as he is

xx"

I hope so. There'd better not be someone else, I'll shank 'em like a prison snitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been to the cleaners with my sheets.

Egomaniac - what are you so fucking zany about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just been to the cleaners with my sheets.

Egomaniac - what are you so fucking zany about?"

I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and-a-rollin'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha....can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been to the cleaners with my sheets.

Egomaniac - what are you so fucking zany about?

I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and-a-rollin'!"

Now, about this meet with Moany Mctwatty bollocks - did you see the ad in the times?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just been to the cleaners with my sheets.

Egomaniac - what are you so fucking zany about?

I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and-a-rollin'!

Now, about this meet with Moany Mctwatty bollocks - did you see the ad in the times?"

No... I mean yeah, yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been to the cleaners with my sheets.

Egomaniac - what are you so fucking zany about?

I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and-a-rollin'!

Now, about this meet with Moany Mctwatty bollocks - did you see the ad in the times?

No... I mean yeah, yeah. "

But there was no ad in the times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been to the cleaners with my sheets.

Egomaniac - what are you so fucking zany about?

I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and-a-rollin'!

Now, about this meet with Moany Mctwatty bollocks - did you see the ad in the times?"

now now boys play nicely....I'm sure you could always make it a 3sum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just been to the cleaners with my sheets.

Egomaniac - what are you so fucking zany about?

I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and-a-rollin'!

Now, about this meet with Moany Mctwatty bollocks - did you see the ad in the times?

No... I mean yeah, yeah.

But there was no ad in the times!

*Egomaniac is offline*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u two be happy together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will, I'm trying to make reservations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been to the cleaners with my sheets.

Egomaniac - what are you so fucking zany about?

I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and-a-rollin'!

Now, about this meet with Moany Mctwatty bollocks - did you see the ad in the times?"

Don't look! You have his heart.

I can't bear to watch. *turns away sadly*

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ego and Twatty sitting in a tree

Sucking each other off 1,2,3

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It's like Mills & Boon in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's like Mills & Boon in here

more like 50 Shades of pink

haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He must be online now. I've heard of playing hard-to-get, but this is ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a night shift and only just seen this. Not sure I'm out now....Fooked after 6 hours kip in 3 days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was on a night shift and only just seen this. Not sure I'm out now....Fooked after 6 hours kip in 3 days."

*Runs away crying*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on a night shift and only just seen this. Not sure I'm out now....Fooked after 6 hours kip in 3 days.

*Runs away crying*

Ha Ha I'll have a pint with ya next week if it'll stop you blubbering

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

such a nice couple lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"such a nice couple lol"

I think the term "Pair of Twats" is what you were looking for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"such a nice couple lol

I think the term "Pair of Twats" is what you were looking for

Hey that's harsh. I may be a cunt, but I'm not a twat.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

Narcissistic personality disorder boost his ego twatty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"such a nice couple lol

I think the term "Pair of Twats" is what you were looking for

Hey that's harsh. I may be a cunt, but I'm not a twat."

Awwww bless. Don't pull yourself down mate. You're definitely a twat of the highest order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Narcissistic personality disorder boost his ego twatty"

He could boost my ego and I'll boost his twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Narcissistic personality disorder boost his ego twatty

He could boost my ego and I'll boost his twat."

Oh my "Tubbs" Tshirt arrived today by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Narcissistic personality disorder boost his ego twatty

He could boost my ego and I'll boost his twat.

Oh my "Tubbs" Tshirt arrived today by the way

Get the fuck outta town. I want one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Narcissistic personality disorder boost his ego twatty

He could boost my ego and I'll boost his twat.

Oh my "Tubbs" Tshirt arrived today by the way

Get the fuck outta town. I want one!"

Ebay 8 quid.

It's the "I made a little brown fish" one. Gonna get a pic of it and put it up as my avatar later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Narcissistic personality disorder boost his ego twatty

He could boost my ego and I'll boost his twat.

Oh my "Tubbs" Tshirt arrived today by the way

Get the fuck outta town. I want one!

Ebay 8 quid.

It's the "I made a little brown fish" one. Gonna get a pic of it and put it up as my avatar later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"such a nice couple lol

I think the term "Pair of Twats" is what you were looking for

Hey that's harsh. I may be a cunt, but I'm not a twat."

Twats are useful......

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