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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to hear today's specials?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you like to hear today's specials?"

Not if you want to keep your spleen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like to hear today's specials?

Not if you want to keep your spleen. "

Jesus Egomaniac, what does that have to do with anything?

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Would a ginger or brunette do if you can't find a blonde?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would a ginger or brunette do if you can't find a blonde?"

That's not really blonde, is it? More dirty blonde.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"Would a ginger or brunette do if you can't find a blonde?

That's not really blonde, is it? More dirty blonde. "

I just wondered as it was unclear as to how sure you were that you wanted a blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would a ginger or brunette do if you can't find a blonde?

That's not really blonde, is it? More dirty blonde. "

Oh, my God, do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would a ginger or brunette do if you can't find a blonde?

That's not really blonde, is it? More dirty blonde.

Oh, my God, do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?"

I'd just like to see you and J0hnnyBrav0... get it on! What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would a ginger or brunette do if you can't find a blonde?

That's not really blonde, is it? More dirty blonde.

Oh, my God, do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?

I'd just like to see you and J0hnnyBrav0... get it on! What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free. "

Negative. I've seen that bastard sitting in his office, talking on the phone to the CEOs, spinning a fucking menorah.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"Would a ginger or brunette do if you can't find a blonde?

That's not really blonde, is it? More dirty blonde.

Oh, my God, do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?

I'd just like to see you and J0hnnyBrav0... get it on! What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free. "

I'm not blonde.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would a ginger or brunette do if you can't find a blonde?

That's not really blonde, is it? More dirty blonde.

Oh, my God, do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?

I'd just like to see you and J0hnnyBrav0... get it on! What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free.

Negative. I've seen that bastard sitting in his office, talking on the phone to the CEOs, spinning a fucking menorah.

"

You don't spin a menorah, you spin a dreidel.

Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell is going on?

Have I missed something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would a ginger or brunette do if you can't find a blonde?

That's not really blonde, is it? More dirty blonde.

Oh, my God, do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?

I'd just like to see you and J0hnnyBrav0... get it on! What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free.

Negative. I've seen that bastard sitting in his office, talking on the phone to the CEOs, spinning a fucking menorah.

You don't spin a menorah, you spin a dreidel.

Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks."

Oh I forgot, you're dating someone from the ACLU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like to hear today's specials?"

I was trying to think of the rest of the script from this scene in Cocktail between Elisabeth Shue and Tom Cruise, sadly I cant, but its brought a smile to my face anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentlemen prefer blondes

Why would you want one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gentlemen prefer blondes

Why would you want one?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would a ginger or brunette do if you can't find a blonde?

That's not really blonde, is it? More dirty blonde.

Oh, my God, do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?

I'd just like to see you and J0hnnyBrav0... get it on! What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free.

Negative. I've seen that bastard sitting in his office, talking on the phone to the CEOs, spinning a fucking menorah.

You don't spin a menorah, you spin a dreidel.

Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

Oh I forgot, you're dating someone from the ACLU"

No, you're thinking of Evelyn Williams, goes out with that loser Pat Bateman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would a ginger or brunette do if you can't find a blonde?

That's not really blonde, is it? More dirty blonde.

Oh, my God, do you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes? Some latkes?

I'd just like to see you and J0hnnyBrav0... get it on! What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free.

Negative. I've seen that bastard sitting in his office, talking on the phone to the CEOs, spinning a fucking menorah.

You don't spin a menorah, you spin a dreidel.

Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

Oh I forgot, you're dating someone from the ACLU

No, you're thinking of Evelyn Williams, goes out with that loser Pat Bateman. "

Bateman, what a Dork! I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair.

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You two crack me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp"

I don't want to talk about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it."

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it.

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!"

Cheer up, Egomaniac. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it.

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!"

Just do the Bloke then..You know you want to and Hes gagging for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it.

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!

Just do the Bloke then..You know you want to and Hes gagging for ya"

I can't take the time off work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it.

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!

Just do the Bloke then..You know you want to and Hes gagging for ya

I can't take the time off work!"

Your father practically owns this site, we can do anything we like, silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it.

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!

Just do the Bloke then..You know you want to and Hes gagging for ya

I can't take the time off work!

Your father practically owns this site, we can do anything we like, silly."

What about the past?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it.

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!

Just do the Bloke then..You know you want to and Hes gagging for ya

I can't take the time off work!

Your father practically owns this site, we can do anything we like, silly.

What about the past?"

We never really shared one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it.

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!

Just do the Bloke then..You know you want to and Hes gagging for ya

I can't take the time off work!

Your father practically owns this site, we can do anything we like, silly.

What about the past?

We never really shared one."

Are you dating anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it.

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!

Just do the Bloke then..You know you want to and Hes gagging for ya

I can't take the time off work!

Your father practically owns this site, we can do anything we like, silly.

What about the past?

We never really shared one.

Are you dating anyone?"

Maybe. I don't know... not really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it.

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!

Just do the Bloke then..You know you want to and Hes gagging for ya

I can't take the time off work!

Your father practically owns this site, we can do anything we like, silly.

What about the past?

We never really shared one.

Are you dating anyone?

Maybe. I don't know... not really. "

I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special. Have you ever wanted to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it.

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!

Just do the Bloke then..You know you want to and Hes gagging for ya

I can't take the time off work!

Your father practically owns this site, we can do anything we like, silly.

What about the past?

We never really shared one.

Are you dating anyone?

Maybe. I don't know... not really.

I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special. Have you ever wanted to?"

I could answer that question, but er... I'd have to kill ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest all i can see here is unrequited gay love, Mark my words it will all end up in tears

Marjorie Gimp

I don't want to talk about it.

STOP SOUNDING SO FUCKING SAD!

Just do the Bloke then..You know you want to and Hes gagging for ya

I can't take the time off work!

Your father practically owns this site, we can do anything we like, silly.

What about the past?

We never really shared one.

Are you dating anyone?

Maybe. I don't know... not really.

I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special. Have you ever wanted to?

I could answer that question, but er... I'd have to kill ya!"

Then maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I wouldn't want you to lose your will power!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE."

Lassie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?"

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!"

Who's Ted Bundy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!"

i knew that...know way more than i should do about ted bundy...always wary of yellow vws....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!

i knew that...know way more than i should do about ted bundy...always wary of yellow vws...."

Did you know what Ed Gein said about women?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!

i knew that...know way more than i should do about ted bundy...always wary of yellow vws....

Did you know what Ed Gein said about women?"

Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no...always felt a bit sorry for him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!

i knew that...know way more than i should do about ted bundy...always wary of yellow vws....

Did you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?"

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!

i knew that...know way more than i should do about ted bundy...always wary of yellow vws....

Did you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s"

What did Ed say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!

i knew that...know way more than i should do about ted bundy...always wary of yellow vws....

Did you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s

What did Ed say?"

yes..what did he say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!

i knew that...know way more than i should do about ted bundy...always wary of yellow vws....

Did you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s

What did Ed say?

yes..what did he say?"

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!

i knew that...know way more than i should do about ted bundy...always wary of yellow vws....

Did you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s

What did Ed say?

yes..what did he say?

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right.""

and the other part?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!

i knew that...know way more than i should do about ted bundy...always wary of yellow vws....

Did you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s

What did Ed say?

yes..what did he say?

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

and the other part?"

What her head would look like on a stick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna know what he said now too.

comedy gold by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!

i knew that...know way more than i should do about ted bundy...always wary of yellow vws....

Did you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s

What did Ed say?

yes..what did he say?

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

and the other part?

What her head would look like on a stick!

"

that was edmund kemper ,not ed gein..i was a bit serial keller obsessed when i was young..now i have more healthy hobbies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna know what he said now too.

comedy gold by the way "

I wad too slow...now I look like a dickhead.

I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna know what he said now too.

comedy gold by the way

I wad too slow...now I look like a dickhead.

I'll get my coat."

I can't even spell....what a knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Lassie?

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog - a Collie - was named Lassie?!

i knew that...know way more than i should do about ted bundy...always wary of yellow vws....

Did you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s

What did Ed say?

yes..what did he say?

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

and the other part?

What her head would look like on a stick!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna know what he said now too.

comedy gold by the way

I wad too slow...now I look like a dickhead.

I'll get my coat."

Is that a rain coat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna know what he said now too.

comedy gold by the way

I wad too slow...now I look like a dickhead.

I'll get my coat."

wont need your coat tonight...its so warm..spring is coming..and long forgotten serial killers are still getting their 5 minutes of fame...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not even interested in anyone below 25.

I don't get loads and loads of mail, but if I ever got mail it was usually that age group.

I've only ever met 2 in that age group on here, but I couldn't say no. I'd have been off my head to say no to either of them.

My filters are 25 minimum now. But most of my mail was that from that age group if I ever got it.

Fucking typical..I got mail from chicks I had and still have ZERO interest in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even interested in anyone below 25.

I don't get loads and loads of mail, but if I ever got mail it was usually that age group.

I've only ever met 2 in that age group on here, but I couldn't say no. I'd have been off my head to say no to either of them.

My filters are 25 minimum now. But most of my mail was that from that age group if I ever got it.

Fucking typical..I got mail from chicks I had and still have ZERO interest in. "

JUST SAY NO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even interested in anyone below 25.

I don't get loads and loads of mail, but if I ever got mail it was usually that age group.

I've only ever met 2 in that age group on here, but I couldn't say no. I'd have been off my head to say no to either of them.

My filters are 25 minimum now. But most of my mail was that from that age group if I ever got it.

Fucking typical..I got mail from chicks I had and still have ZERO interest in. "

eh? do what now?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even interested in anyone below 25.

I don't get loads and loads of mail, but if I ever got mail it was usually that age group.

I've only ever met 2 in that age group on here, but I couldn't say no. I'd have been off my head to say no to either of them.

My filters are 25 minimum now. But most of my mail was that from that age group if I ever got it.

Fucking typical..I got mail from chicks I had and still have ZERO interest in. "

Oh yeah, there was a point to this thread...I forgot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even interested in anyone below 25.

I don't get loads and loads of mail, but if I ever got mail it was usually that age group.

I've only ever met 2 in that age group on here, but I couldn't say no. I'd have been off my head to say no to either of them.

My filters are 25 minimum now. But most of my mail was that from that age group if I ever got it.

Fucking typical..I got mail from chicks I had and still have ZERO interest in.

eh? do what now?..."

Huh?...

What do you mean.."Do what now?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wanna know what he said now too.

comedy gold by the way

I wad too slow...now I look like a dickhead.

I'll get my coat.

Is that a rain coat?"

Yes it is!

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over a year ago


"I'm not even interested in anyone below 25.

I don't get loads and loads of mail, but if I ever got mail it was usually that age group.

I've only ever met 2 in that age group on here, but I couldn't say no. I'd have been off my head to say no to either of them.

My filters are 25 minimum now. But most of my mail was that from that age group if I ever got it.

Fucking typical..I got mail from chicks I had and still have ZERO interest in.

Oh yeah, there was a point to this thread...I forgot.

"

This thread often skews when it's Bronson and egomaniac in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even interested in anyone below 25.

I don't get loads and loads of mail, but if I ever got mail it was usually that age group.

I've only ever met 2 in that age group on here, but I couldn't say no. I'd have been off my head to say no to either of them.

My filters are 25 minimum now. But most of my mail was that from that age group if I ever got it.

Fucking typical..I got mail from chicks I had and still have ZERO interest in.

Oh yeah, there was a point to this thread...I forgot.

youre right! sorry! got dreadfully distracted by ted bundy..ok..i quite like men with brown eyes...

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna know what he said now too.

comedy gold by the way

I wad too slow...now I look like a dickhead.

I'll get my coat.

Is that a rain coat?

Yes it is!"

Do you like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aana63 are you pissed or what?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm leaving! I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm leaving! I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving!"

Where are you going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aana63 are you pissed or what?... "

no,just a little confused...now im more concerned about raincoats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm leaving! I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving!

Where are you going? "

I have to return some videotapes.

Don't you have a reservation at Dorsia?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm leaving! I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving!

Where are you going?

I have to return some videotapes.

Don't you have a reservation at Dorsia?

"

Nobody goes there anymore...

Is that Ivana Trump?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was me 29 years ago. You would have LOVED me back then. Maybe not my Lady Di haircut but she copied me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm leaving! I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving!

Where are you going?

I have to return some videotapes.

Don't you have a reservation at Dorsia?

Nobody goes there anymore...

Is that Ivana Trump?! "

Why? is it because you won't give maitre d' head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even interested in anyone below 25.

I don't get loads and loads of mail, but if I ever got mail it was usually that age group.

I've only ever met 2 in that age group on here, but I couldn't say no. I'd have been off my head to say no to either of them.

My filters are 25 minimum now. But most of my mail was that from that age group if I ever got it.

Fucking typical..I got mail from chicks I had and still have ZERO interest in.

Oh yeah, there was a point to this thread...I forgot.

This thread often skews when it's Bronson and egomaniac in it. "

I'd noticed....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm leaving! I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving!

Where are you going?

I have to return some videotapes.

Don't you have a reservation at Dorsia?

Nobody goes there anymore...

Is that Ivana Trump?!

Why? is it because you won't give maitre d' head?

"

Your original question was sufficient, Bronson!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even interested in anyone below 25.

I don't get loads and loads of mail, but if I ever got mail it was usually that age group.

I've only ever met 2 in that age group on here, but I couldn't say no. I'd have been off my head to say no to either of them.

My filters are 25 minimum now. But most of my mail was that from that age group if I ever got it.

Fucking typical..I got mail from chicks I had and still have ZERO interest in.

Oh yeah, there was a point to this thread...I forgot.

This thread often skews when it's Bronson and egomaniac in it.

I'd noticed.... "

Your compliment was sufficient!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not even interested in anyone below 25.

I don't get loads and loads of mail, but if I ever got mail it was usually that age group.

I've only ever met 2 in that age group on here, but I couldn't say no. I'd have been off my head to say no to either of them.

My filters are 25 minimum now. But most of my mail was that from that age group if I ever got it.

Fucking typical..I got mail from chicks I had and still have ZERO interest in.

Oh yeah, there was a point to this thread...I forgot.

This thread often skews when it's Bronson and egomaniac in it.

I'd noticed....

Your compliment was sufficient!"

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm leaving! I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving!

Where are you going?

I have to return some videotapes.

Don't you have a reservation at Dorsia?

Nobody goes there anymore...

Is that Ivana Trump?!

Why? is it because you won't give maitre d' head?

Your original question was sufficient, Bronson! "

I can't cope with this stupi bitching - UNDERSTAND!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not even interested in anyone below 25.

I don't get loads and loads of mail, but if I ever got mail it was usually that age group.

I've only ever met 2 in that age group on here, but I couldn't say no. I'd have been off my head to say no to either of them.

My filters are 25 minimum now. But most of my mail was that from that age group if I ever got it.

Fucking typical..I got mail from chicks I had and still have ZERO interest in.

Oh yeah, there was a point to this thread...I forgot.

This thread often skews when it's Bronson and egomaniac in it.

I'd noticed....

Your compliment was sufficient!

Snap "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE."

I only meet one of these requirements

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE."

Girl: check

Early 20's: check

Blonde: naturally but not currently

Does couples: check

Will do you: hell nah

Nutter

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"What the hell is going on?

Have I missed something?

"

I was wondering the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Girl: check

Early 20's: check

Blonde: naturally but not currently

Does couples: check

Will do you: hell nah

Nutter "

I'm gonna call you Christie, you're to respond only to Christie. Now get down on your knees and clean your vagina.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Girl: check

Early 20's: check

Blonde: naturally but not currently

Does couples: check

Will do you: hell nah

Nutter

I'm gonna call you Christie, you're to respond only to Christie. Now get down on your knees and clean your vagina. "

If I didn't think you'd enjoy it, you'd get a slap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Girl: check

Early 20's: check

Blonde: naturally but not currently

Does couples: check

Will do you: hell nah

Nutter

I'm gonna call you Christie, you're to respond only to Christie. Now get down on your knees and clean your vagina.

If I didn't think you'd enjoy it, you'd get a slap "

NOT THE FACE!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I'd like a girl, early 20s, blonde, who does couples. I really can't stress 'blonde' enough.

BLONDE.

Girl: check

Early 20's: check

Blonde: naturally but not currently

Does couples: check

Will do you: hell nah

Nutter

I'm gonna call you Christie, you're to respond only to Christie. Now get down on your knees and clean your vagina.

If I didn't think you'd enjoy it, you'd get a slap

NOT THE FACE!"

Your face is too pretty to slap

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

Too early for this carry on

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I keep expecting to hear Eastender type drums and an announcer saying "in tomorows exciting instalment"

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