FabSwingers.com forum: i just don't understand it!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you considered selling your soul to Satan??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

A complete and utter lack of respect in your profile. How on earth you expect to attract ladies who love watching RAF based war films is totally beyond me when you can't be bothered to mention ANY!!!!

a shameful effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But is it #FabsHottestPenis16thFeb2015?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Oh well shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wtf is that avatar?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"But is it #FabsHottestPenis16thFeb2015?"

That's so last month

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Moan more. Accuse all the women here of being arrogant, fakes and timewasters. Post status messages about needing your cock draining. Ensure your profile is no more than two lines long, with 40 lines of legal warnings. Add 72 blurry photos of your cock from minutely different angles - bonus points for backgrounds including a toilet (even better if it has a floater visible in it), an overflowing ashtray or just a general untidy shithole. Blame the site for not forcing women to meet you, (or kicking them off as timewasters), all the other single men here and anything else you can think of.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!"

Have you tried a bit of good old fashioned stalking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But is it #FabsHottestPenis16thFeb2015?

That's so last month

I read that in a Sharon Osborne voice

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

But is it a good looking penis? That is the only information I need to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

It's because you're married!!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

You don't own a penis. It owns you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

It's because you're married!!

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giggidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile picture is pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile picture is pants

No it's a face.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Your profile picture is pants

No it's a face.

Its gonna give me nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile picture is pants

I think it is one of the better ones

I hear you clem fandango

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Are you for real

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Have you tried chopping it off??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Have you tried a bit of good old fashioned stalking?"

Lol that is excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Maybe just maybe ask a woman to look at your profile and make it look a little less and then make it a little more about you.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Have you tried a bit of good old fashioned stalking?"

Works for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile picture is pants

I think it is one of the better ones

I hear you clem fandango

Don't be cruel not every one is photogenic.

After all night bust be the camera man is pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

You don't own a penis. It owns you."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Maybe just maybe ask a woman to look at your profile and make it look a little less and then make it a little more about you. "

No way! I'm not asking someone who i wouldn't trust park a car, advise me on my profile! Jesus! No no no, i don't think that my profile is the problem here....it's these so called "women" who don't know which side their bread is buttered on!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's a real Tirpitz situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Maybe just maybe ask a woman to look at your profile and make it look a little less and then make it a little more about you.

Replies like that might you might be better off trying fabguys.com because i can't see anyone meeting you after a comment like this lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Maybe just maybe ask a woman to look at your profile and make it look a little less and then make it a little more about you.

Replies like that might you might be better off trying fabguys.com because i can't see anyone meeting you after a comment like this lol "

To be fair i do alright on there, but then everyone can park on there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Maybe just maybe ask a woman to look at your profile and make it look a little less and then make it a little more about you.

Are you actually on here as a swinger or is this just a place for you to wind people up lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you actually on here as a swinger or is this just a place for you to wind people up lol."

This i suspect....disgusting! Picking on those poor guys out there who don't know any better! For shame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Maybe just maybe ask a woman to look at your profile and make it look a little less and then make it a little more about you.

Replies like that might you might be better off trying fabguys.com because i can't see anyone meeting you after a comment like this lol

To be fair i do alright on there, but then everyone can park on there!

If you're on Fabguys you need to change your profile to 'straight'.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Maybe just maybe ask a woman to look at your profile and make it look a little less and then make it a little more about you.

Are you actually on here as a swinger or is this just a place for you to wind people up lol."

They've got to get their jollies somehow if they struggle to meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol very true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Maybe just maybe ask a woman to look at your profile and make it look a little less and then make it a little more about you.

Are you actually on here as a swinger or is this just a place for you to wind people up lol.

They've got to get their jollies somehow if they struggle to meet."

I'm not sure a meet is even wanted by the profile lol :/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Maybe just maybe ask a woman to look at your profile and make it look a little less and then make it a little more about you.

Are you actually on here as a swinger or is this just a place for you to wind people up lol.

They've got to get their jollies somehow if they struggle to meet."

This must be why there's so many "kiss,fuck,pass threads"..

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Maybe just maybe ask a woman to look at your profile and make it look a little less and then make it a little more about you.

Are you actually on here as a swinger or is this just a place for you to wind people up lol.

They've got to get their jollies somehow if they struggle to meet.

This must be why there's so many "kiss,fuck,pass threads".."

By jove, you've got it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't get a meet! I own a penis and everything!? What more can i do?!

Maybe just maybe ask a woman to look at your profile and make it look a little less and then make it a little more about you.

Are you actually on here as a swinger or is this just a place for you to wind people up lol.

They've got to get their jollies somehow if they struggle to meet.

This must be why there's so many "kiss,fuck,pass threads"..

By jove, you've got it!

I haven't got it coz i mostly used condoms, (if the lucky bitch had any) i mostly pulled out first, and i never fuck labour voters! Plus i can't catch AIDS because I've had a vasectomy so ain't got no sperm! ( don't laugh, i read that on here, and on that occasion they weren't joking.....)

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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