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"Does anybody else feel very horny when they got a hangover silly I know but im always seem to be. Wonder if there is a explanation for it any thoughts hehe " The relief of having made it through the night with all that booze at my age makes me horny Serious answer : Not sure why but it makes me more randy than usual when I had a drink the night before... | |||
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"its always the next day hangover buzz makes me wanna b bad lol " you musn't get hangovers like mine lol i just want to curl up and die when i am hungover. Your a lucky guy | |||
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"sex with gravy mmmm lol" I just made a wonderful roast for my ungrateful curtain climbers who would rather kick footballs at my brakeables rather than sit still long enough to enjoy my home made yorkshire puds with my red wine/apple/ham/mango chutney gravy (don't ask, just trust that it works) | |||
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"sex with gravy mmmm lol I just made a wonderful roast for my ungrateful curtain climbers who would rather kick footballs at my brakeables rather than sit still long enough to enjoy my home made yorkshire puds with my red wine/apple/ham/mango chutney gravy (don't ask, just trust that it works)" i was sold on the roast and the yorkshire puds any sauciness is just a bonus | |||
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"Does anybody else feel very horny when they got a hangover silly I know but im always seem to be. Wonder if there is a explanation for it any thoughts hehe " No!! anyone touches me when i have a hangover and they take their life into their hands! | |||
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"sex with gravy mmmm lol I just made a wonderful roast for my ungrateful curtain climbers who would rather kick footballs at my brakeables rather than sit still long enough to enjoy my home made yorkshire puds with my red wine/apple/ham/mango chutney gravy (don't ask, just trust that it works) i was sold on the roast and the yorkshire puds any sauciness is just a bonus " wow...you're cheap! | |||
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"sex with gravy mmmm lol I just made a wonderful roast for my ungrateful curtain climbers who would rather kick footballs at my brakeables rather than sit still long enough to enjoy my home made yorkshire puds with my red wine/apple/ham/mango chutney gravy (don't ask, just trust that it works) i was sold on the roast and the yorkshire puds any sauciness is just a bonus wow...you're cheap! " but very good value | |||
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"mines nearly gone now just relaxing on bed all cosy bliss" and what about the headache...? | |||
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"Similar to legover but with alcohol " I never get them unless I drink Fosters and I never drink Fosters .. even the Aussies don't drink the putrid muck. | |||
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"head bit fuzzy but clearing hehe yeh my heads been aching all right lol" so the "throbbing" is reducing - talking about the head of course | |||
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"head bit fuzzy but clearing hehe yeh my heads been aching all right lol so the "throbbing" is reducing - talking about the head of course" which head? | |||
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"I cant possibly say hehe " Oh please do Don't be shy lol | |||
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"im almost blushing lol" which part is experiencing the blushing? | |||
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"see profile all is revealed lol well nearly all hehe " Def approve of your blush | |||
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"see profile all is revealed lol well nearly all hehe Def approve of your blush " are we sharing him? is this still amicable ? | |||
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"blimy u two are terrible i love it hehe" The man who sits (???) between us... well, he is a brave man indeed... Some have acquired the Badge of Bravery and they are here to tell the tale...;-) | |||
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"blimy u two are terrible i love it hehe The man who sits (???) between us... well, he is a brave man indeed... Some have acquired the Badge of Bravery and they are here to tell the tale...;-) " and many are quiet | |||
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"blimy u two are terrible i love it hehe The man who sits (???) between us... well, he is a brave man indeed... Some have acquired the Badge of Bravery and they are here to tell the tale...;-) and many are quiet" Petillante - where are you when I need to ask you to remove ALL gags now... | |||
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"blimy u two are terrible i love it hehe The man who sits (???) between us... well, he is a brave man indeed... Some have acquired the Badge of Bravery and they are here to tell the tale...;-) and many are quiet Petillante - where are you when I need to ask you to remove ALL gags now... " It does take a brave man to sit between us But two men between us Like a Terrys Orange made for sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrring | |||
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"do i get to peal off the wrapping though?" You ARE the orange in this case.... may we make good use of you...;-) | |||
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"do i get to peal off the wrapping though? You ARE the orange in this case.... may we make good use of you...;-) " Tap it and unwrap it a piece for you and one for me mmmmmmmmmmm | |||
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"do i get to peal off the wrapping though? You ARE the orange in this case.... may we make good use of you...;-) Tap it and unwrap it a piece for you and one for me mmmmmmmmmmm" I tend to drop them onto the tiled floor - easier that way.. they instantly open up, ready to be consumed... and the chocolate pieces ...;-) | |||
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"do i get to peal off the wrapping though? You ARE the orange in this case.... may we make good use of you...;-) Tap it and unwrap it a piece for you and one for me mmmmmmmmmmm I tend to drop them onto the tiled floor - easier that way.. they instantly open up, ready to be consumed... and the chocolate pieces ...;-)" Oh you have the choc, I'll have the......... | |||
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"do i get to peal off the wrapping though? You ARE the orange in this case.... may we make good use of you...;-) Tap it and unwrap it a piece for you and one for me mmmmmmmmmmm I tend to drop them onto the tiled floor - easier that way.. they instantly open up, ready to be consumed... and the chocolate pieces ...;-) Oh you have the choc, I'll have the........." You are vegetarian!!!! Remember that!!! | |||
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"so u open up ready to be eaten then mmm great idea hehe" Can you manage two? | |||
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"so u open up ready to be eaten then mmm great idea hehe Can you manage two? " menage a trois - my compromise for tonight - we ll share him | |||
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"do i get to peal off the wrapping though? You ARE the orange in this case.... may we make good use of you...;-) Tap it and unwrap it a piece for you and one for me mmmmmmmmmmm I tend to drop them onto the tiled floor - easier that way.. they instantly open up, ready to be consumed... and the chocolate pieces ...;-) Oh you have the choc, I'll have the......... You are vegetarian!!!! Remember that!!! " Me, vegetarian, hell hun, had too many sausages for that | |||
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"so u open up ready to be eaten then mmm great idea hehe Can you manage two? menage a trois - my compromise for tonight - we ll share him" He thinks he can manage the two of us! Is that seperately or together | |||
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"so u open up ready to be eaten then mmm great idea hehe Can you manage two? menage a trois - my compromise for tonight - we ll share him He thinks he can manage the two of us! Is that seperately or together" being the voyeur and exhibitionist I am... together .. and get the photographer in as well... | |||
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"u kinky git " Hey that's Queen Kinky git to you | |||
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"scared again now lol " Oh be scared | |||
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"u kinky git Hey that's Queen Kinky git to you" Dont worry - he means Kinky God... justa b it more dyslexic than usual for this time of night... show him your assets and he will realise you are a woman...so it is Kinky Goddess in future... | |||
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"scared but so excited" Now now... what happens to overactive and excited boys....???? | |||
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"scared but so excited" Don't get too excited! We need full concentration | |||
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"i can live with that lol" But can you perform live? | |||
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"would drive you to drink!" ??? | |||
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"drink from the furry cup?" My cup is not furry | |||
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"i often wonder if what u eat makes u more horny " There's only one way to find out! | |||
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"i often wonder if what u eat makes u more horny " It works with pussy. So i'm told. | |||
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"drink from the sleek smooth cup? " And this is where you came in... Go gettem tiger. Be brave. Do it for ALL of us.... (And the two ladies, dont yer know) | |||
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"drink from the sleek smooth cup? And this is where you came in... Go gettem tiger. Be brave. Do it for ALL of us.... (And the two ladies, dont yer know) " hey... we could always make this an MMMFF or something - we are very inclusive.. | |||
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"drink from the sleek smooth cup? And this is where you came in... Go gettem tiger. Be brave. Do it for ALL of us.... (And the two ladies, dont yer know) " Don't we know what? | |||
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"wine makes me feel frisky must be the bubbles " Do you like the bubbly variety then | |||
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"oh i sure do and some friskyness thrown in " So how many bottles or part bubbles does it take to raise your mast and keep it there? | |||
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"well a steady sip though the evening is best hehe" So do i take from that your very good at keeping your mast up | |||
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"well a steady sip though the evening is best hehe" can you provide... the steady flow lol? | |||
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"well a steady sip though the evening is best hehe can you provide... the steady flow lol? " Slow and steady is soooooooooo good | |||
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"well i like yo get worked up then release a more pressurised flow hehe" So you don't pop and gush? | |||
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"well gushing never a bad thing " Oh I know that lol | |||
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"Today i have had the most horrendous hangover ever! Awful........awful so it is " Sex always helps | |||
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"and lucozade sport hehe" Oh that is soooooooooooo boring, my suggestion much better | |||
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"Today i have had the most horrendous hangover ever! Awful........awful so it is Sex always helps" It will not look good if i spewed. I have had salty jaw all night | |||
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"and lucozade sport hehe" lucozade does things to you.... other drinks dont reach | |||
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"and lucozade sport hehe lucozade does things to you.... other drinks dont reach " Thought that was Heineken! | |||
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"i just got a lucozade sport too " Sugar rush! | |||
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"and lucozade sport hehe lucozade does things to you.... other drinks dont reach Thought that was Heineken!" it depends on the application - internal or external ? | |||
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"get diet pepsi its less sticky " Scuse me Coca Cola! | |||
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"get diet pepsi its less sticky Scuse me Coca Cola!" you called? | |||
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"and lucozade sport hehe lucozade does things to you.... other drinks dont reach Thought that was Heineken! it depends on the application - internal or external ? " Well supposedly reaches the parts other cannot reach But then again not a prob for me and you! | |||
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"im a pepsi man myself u know " You're dumped lol | |||
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"and lucozade sport hehe lucozade does things to you.... other drinks dont reach Thought that was Heineken! it depends on the application - internal or external ? Well supposedly reaches the parts other cannot reach But then again not a prob for me and you! " with a little help from a friend | |||
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"dumped for my pepsi beliefs its a harsh world hehe" Well maybe for the right guy, but you will never turn me to the yakky side lol | |||
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" But then again not a prob for me and you! with a little help from a friend" SOunds like a song lol | |||
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"cup of tea anyone?" Milk, no sugar, I'm sweet enough | |||
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"shall we agree on ONE drink please - I am getting confused... and if its tea.. please somebody bring along some eccles cakes..." Oh you like Eccles cakes, wil bring some. is that as well or instead of the champagne? | |||
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"or a nice sticky bun! " Think you made a typing error ! | |||
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"tut tut ur mind is filthy " oi, it's not a knocking shop u know! | |||
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"tut tut ur mind is filthy oi, it's not a knocking shop u know!" Thank you | |||
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"just HOW did we manage to arrive at sticky buns ... when the OP was simply stating his ill health.... " self inflicted tho? | |||
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"is it a sweet shop?" ohhhhhhhh sucky sweets, yum, yum | |||
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"is it a sweet shop?" no, more like sweat shop | |||
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"I've just had a shower thanks lol" mmmmmmmmmm all wet then! | |||
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"well im all dry now towel isnt though lol" So all sweet smelling? | |||
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"Does anybody else feel very horny when they got a hangover silly I know but im always seem to be. Wonder if there is a explanation for it any thoughts hehe " Yep, I allways do, god knows why | |||
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"one claims to be a sucker, one is asking about personal hygiene, one is not sure.. and I am completely lost between you three... " oh an mff? | |||
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"Does anybody else feel very horny when they got a hangover silly I know but im always seem to be. Wonder if there is a explanation for it any thoughts hehe Yep, I allways do, god knows why " Oh join in, we are exploring all avenues | |||
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"mmmm lost between us three, does not sound too bad at all x" so are we now an mmff or an mfff | |||
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"yep im lost too lol" Walk this way | |||
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"mmmm lost between us three, does not sound too bad at all x" shhhh we got new company... seen himm? its now at least a fivesum.... if my maths is not letting me down | |||
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"mmmm lost between us three, does not sound too bad at all x so are we now an mmff or an mfff " we are MMFFF I think but we are heading for MMMMMMMMMFFF I hope... Aspirations ....ah there is a clue for a new thread | |||
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"whos the male in the sandwich?" OK roll call I'm an f | |||
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"mmmm a male sandwich, wouldn't mind that kind o lunchbox. " omg you have put a completely new meaning to the concept of a lunchbox... I will never see them in the same light again | |||
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"mmmm a male sandwich, wouldn't mind that kind o lunchbox. omg you have put a completely new meaning to the concept of a lunchbox... I will never see them in the same light again" do you want Mayo with that? | |||
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" Are any of you lovely F's F=F inclined, i'd need rest breaks." Awwww, rub you down with a wet copy of the Radio Times ANd where the hell have you been all night? | |||
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" Are any of you lovely F's F=F inclined, i'd need rest breaks." bring in your logarithms ....see if I am afraid... | |||
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"double teams is it then " Oh we used to doubling up | |||
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"are u indeed" | |||
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"i wonder how" thats for us to know and you to find out! | |||
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"u girls are the greatest hehe" Oh we are, can you handle us? | |||
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"squirty mayo ladies?" Dont mention mayo to provocative | |||
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"squirty mayo ladies? Dont mention mayo to provocative" coughs | |||
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"q 4 a song .... bend it bend it justa lil bit n take it" Hi tich it's just a legend of can i do | |||
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" Errm Ladies, can i have the Undertaker's franchise for the Hull area please?" You expecting someone to expire? | |||
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" Errm Ladies, can i have the Undertaker's franchise for the Hull area please? You expecting someone to expire?" Think its just a wee kink | |||
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" Errm Ladies, can i have the Undertaker's franchise for the Hull area please? You expecting someone to expire? Think its just a wee kink" You noticed that as well | |||
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" Errm Ladies, can i have the Undertaker's franchise for the Hull area please? You expecting someone to expire? Think its just a wee kink You noticed that as well" yeah, lets face it if I notice anything it has got to be blooming obvious | |||
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" Errm Ladies, can i have the Undertaker's franchise for the Hull area please? You expecting someone to expire? Think its just a wee kink You noticed that as well yeah, lets face it if I notice anything it has got to be blooming obvious " Yes but it was the shape of the kink that amazed me | |||
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" Errm Ladies, can i have the Undertaker's franchise for the Hull area please? You expecting someone to expire? Think its just a wee kink You noticed that as well yeah, lets face it if I notice anything it has got to be blooming obvious Yes but it was the shape of the kink that amazed me" for me it was the kink in the shape | |||
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" Errm Ladies, can i have the Undertaker's franchise for the Hull area please? You expecting someone to expire? Think its just a wee kink You noticed that as well yeah, lets face it if I notice anything it has got to be blooming obvious Yes but it was the shape of the kink that amazed me for me it was the kink in the shape " and what a kinky shape | |||
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"Does anybody else feel very horny when they got a hangover silly I know but im always seem to be. Wonder if there is a explanation for it any thoughts hehe " I feel the moral responsibility to bring the thread back in line Serious answers please | |||
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"I never drink enough to get a hangover" Good girl, on both accounts, the drinking and keeping to the thread lol | |||
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