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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

So there's the posts about 'why won't anyone meet me' and 'what's wrong with my profile', and that gets sarcy parody posts, but for a change I thought I would give people some excellent advice, a trend I hope catches on.

Dunk it in glitter and put a bow on it. Now I'll happily look at thousands of dick picks. They're so pretty!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

happy viewing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or as some other people would recommend: put googly eyes on it

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"Or as some other people would recommend: put googly eyes on it "

Fucking tonnes of them all over - even the smallest can be a 'monster cock' then!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Is it just me? or did anyone else imagine a gold glittered dick then think of Austins Powers' Goldmember character

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By *ath_Neil_bifun OP   Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"Is it just me? or did anyone else imagine a gold glittered dick then think of Austins Powers' Goldmember character "

Tell me you don't love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"So there's the posts about 'why won't anyone meet me' and 'what's wrong with my profile', and that gets sarcy parody posts, but for a change I thought I would give people some excellent advice, a trend I hope catches on.

Dunk it in glitter and put a bow on it. Now I'll happily look at thousands of dick picks. They're so pretty!

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You seem to have a single guy and cock obsession going on at the moment

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Is it just me? or did anyone else imagine a gold glittered dick then think of Austins Powers' Goldmember character

Tell me you don't love it!"

No idea what you mean!

Care for a smoke and pancake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there's the posts about 'why won't anyone meet me' and 'what's wrong with my profile', and that gets sarcy parody posts, but for a change I thought I would give people some excellent advice, a trend I hope catches on.

Dunk it in glitter and put a bow on it. Now I'll happily look at thousands of dick picks. They're so pretty!

You seem to have a single guy and cock obsession going on at the moment"

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