FabSwingers.com forum: Best item to compare willy size to?

By *ustsomedude83 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

It's a hard life being a bloke on Fab, but if one thing is cerain, it's that ladies love a sense of scale! So,

Sky remote? (The classic)

Can of Redbull? (don't drink it though as you can already go for hours!)

Banana? (one of your five a day!)

or the good ol' tape measure, while skillfully hiding the actual numbers?

Decisions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini bottle of aftershave?

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By *antric MassageMan
over a year ago

holland park

Mini size mars bar

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By *nsert user name hereMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd go with miniature lynx can

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Thimble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to go for sample sized aftershave bottles hoping people assume they're regular sized.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocktail party sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think needles are the standard measuring tool

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

A vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subway footlong sub

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

More willies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any of the haribo range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try a tic tac if ur looking to impress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cocktail stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Sherman Tank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in my workshop for years making a miniature sky remote out of match sticks. My Willy is gonna look massive! Women are gonna be beating down the door to my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

intelligence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IKEA pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word count of The Lord if the rings books, including the appendices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bookies pen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men are so much more bothered by this than the women they are trying to attract - give it a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boomtown rats greatest hits playlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen the best one today...... Innocent smoothie carton..... What the actual fuck?! Are you quite alright?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apollo 14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me errr have a quick look round house ha...

acorn, Ur standard sowing needle ha! A mini baby carrot which are lovely bye the way! Ye u guessed it it's not a rolling pin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder do sky know about how popular there remotes are on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your ego?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another cock?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I've been in my workshop for years making a miniature sky remote out of match sticks. My Willy is gonna look massive! Women are gonna be beating down the door to my inbox.

Sorry to burst your bubble but you can actually buy half size sky remote replicas on line. Not sure if they actually work in their secondary function of remotely controlling a sky box but they're very popular with some as a measuring device.

(and I'm not joking about the half size remotes either)

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I usually go with a lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latest thing seems to be empty toilet rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Jeremy Beadle hand

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By *ustsomedude83 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Latest thing seems to be empty toilet rolls

Seen a couple of those!

...of course I'd use an empty kitchen towel roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latest thing seems to be empty toilet rolls

Seen a couple of those!

...of course I'd use an empty kitchen towel roll

same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't do it !!!!

This! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol deffo not !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure most women dont really give a fuck as long as it does the job

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have seen a Pringles tube too in pics

once you pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen a Pringles tube too in pics

once you pop

wow. did it touch the sides?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I have seen a Pringles tube too in pics

once you pop

wow. did it touch the sides? "

I don't know but it went all the way to the top

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over a year ago

"wonder do sky know about how popular there remotes are on here lol "

If they did they would wear rubber gloves when handling them in peoples houses

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By *ona29Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen a Pringles tube too in pics

once you pop

wow. did it touch the sides?

I don't know but it went all the way to the top

slinks away, feeling Inadequate.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a post box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a hard life being a bloke on Fab, but if one thing is cerain, it's that ladies love a sense of scale! So,

Sky remote? (The classic)

Can of Redbull? (don't drink it though as you can already go for hours!)

Banana? (one of your five a day!)

or the good ol' tape measure, while skillfully hiding the actual numbers?

Decisions!

I find a girls face works well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephant trunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vagina. "

I was going to say my vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vagina.

I was going to say my vagina

Lol But then we still need something for a size comparison he might make yours look tiny you might make him look like a chipolata lol

Back to the old sky remote i guess you could stick that in and him if that would give you a size comparison lol

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