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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So. I'm going to Madagascar July 2016.

Very excited BUT they have massive spiders there!!!

Can anyone advise where I can get spider therapy? The little ones spook me out, how will I cope!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not the spiders you should worry about it's the rats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh hell fire? Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I know designed an all, Virtually Free, for phobias. Supposed to be good and has a few newspaper articles online supporting it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone I know designed an all, Virtually Free, for phobias. Supposed to be good and has a few newspaper articles online supporting it. "

App, not all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the app called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the app called? "

Virtually Free

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"It's not the spiders you should worry about it's the rats."

No.. The snakes have eaten all the rats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh bloody hell this gets worse!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the app called?

Virtually Free"

Thank you. X

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

I dont think thats a holiday I could do!!!!

I bought one of those anti insect devices you plug in to your wall socket..

Absolute pants

The fuckers still come out @ night,and just walk right past it

If anyone wants one , £5 inc p+p

Im gonna get a big strong man in to do my spiders from now on..

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

No, it's not the BIG spiders you should worry about, they immobilise you pretty quickly.

It's the little ones - they lay their eggs inside you so you get eaten much more slowly...

Have a great time though!

(Not really )

Mr ddc

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Ps, 'not really' about the spiders, really have a great time!

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

Big bastards of scorpions too

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Forget spiders, rats and snakes......it's those bloody penguins you should be concerned about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Penguins I can hack. Looking forward to seeing lemurs too. Just them creepy crawlies that freak me out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to lock yourself in a room full of spiders and deal with it like that.

It should clear the phobia.

I'm not joking either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So. I'm going to Madagascar July 2016.

Very excited BUT they have massive spiders there!!!

Can anyone advise where I can get spider therapy? The little ones spook me out, how will I cope!!!"

I do believe they have sessions at Welsh Mtn Zoo where you can hold creepy crawlies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spiders ar fine honestly....take a saddle with you and you can get around on the tamer ones....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have to lock yourself in a room full of spiders and deal with it like that.

It should clear the phobia.

I'm not joking either. "

Oh God. That's a bit extreme!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The spiders ar fine honestly....take a saddle with you and you can get around on the tamer ones...."

Well that made me giggle. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So. I'm going to Madagascar July 2016.

Very excited BUT they have massive spiders there!!!

Can anyone advise where I can get spider therapy? The little ones spook me out, how will I cope!!!

I do believe they have sessions at Welsh Mtn Zoo where you can hold creepy crawlies "

May give that a try. Thanks. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the foosa are the most dangerous creatures on the island according to king Julian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to Kenya... They've got big fuck off spiders there but least you see them... Now Australia on the other hand... Saw a clip the other day of a spider down an Aussie dunnie... Survived the flushes then went and sat waiting under the rim for the next meal ....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Been to Kenya... They've got big fuck off spiders there but least you see them... Now Australia on the other hand... Saw a clip the other day of a spider down an Aussie dunnie... Survived the flushes then went and sat waiting under the rim for the next meal .... "

I saw that!! I thought it was dead then it just unballed itself and climbed back up to the edge!! It was fucking huge as well!! Shudder!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh crap (pardon the pun)!!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Some of our fears are learnt from others, some are hard wired through our evolution... a lot of wildlife parks zoos etc run courses, when ive been to Africa Thailand India etc youre hard pushed to see spiders around the tourist areas if you go off of the beaten tracks you might.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most zoos run phobia workshops, not too badly priced and worth doing to avoid anything spoiling your trip

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You can come and spend a few days in my cottage. My pet spiders wear hobnail boots!

Even better. You stay here with the dog and I'll go in your place ?m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget spiders, rats and snakes......it's those bloody penguins you should be concerned about."

Just what i was thinking! X

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

Flamethrower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv never understood the spider fear, whats scary about a tiny creature? most in this country are totally harmless. my 3 yr old has a 'pet' one above her bed!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Take some conkers with you, spiders don't like the smell they emit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take some conkers with you, spiders don't like the smell they emit. "
old wives tale, and not some thing they allow thru customs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naplam work best my blow up hotel but better safe than sorry. Smell like victory to me. Or just stand on them end of x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of our fears are learnt from others, some are hard wired through our evolution... a lot of wildlife parks zoos etc run courses, when ive been to Africa Thailand India etc youre hard pushed to see spiders around the tourist areas if you go off of the beaten tracks you might. "

I'm going to ting the zoo today. I need to do something. Thanks

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over a year ago

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