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By *ay4you OP   Man
over a year ago

Walthamstow

Who like me be living that thug life? Recently I went subway and refilled my drink when no one was looking and then I went petrol station and go 20.02 petrol and only gave him 20 quid who like Me be living that thug life!? All girls love a bad boy right ? Now I'm just a bit worried the coppers might come for me for that Pepsi and 2

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By *ay4you OP   Man
over a year ago

Walthamstow

All a bunch of goody to shoes Smh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really Ronnie Biggs or the krays is it.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

It's a slippery slope,what are you going to be doing next?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Just wait until he disturbs a friendly game of conkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoved a dew extra pick n mix in the bag after already weighing them and puuting the sticker on.....best believe it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shoved a dew extra pick n mix in the bag after already weighing them and puuting the sticker on.....best believe it...."

Few*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next step up from this is knocking on people's doors and running away. Now that's hardcore.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I once crossed the road before the green man lit up

Ive got a hardocore swagger.....deal with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once pressed the delete button on my pc when it asked me if i was sure i wanted to delete this file !!!

Living the dream man !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the title, I thought Blur had released a follow up single to Park Life.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

When I was young, me and my mates used to go to the local Budgens and swap the labels on the price of Budgens own tins of pop in order to pay 6 1/2p instead of 7p. We did it regularly as a group.We would then sneak back and put the price labels on the shop window to mark our territory. Now that is gangland, that is hardcore, that put us in charge of the 'hood.

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By *ay4you OP   Man
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"It's a slippery slope,what are you going to be doing next? "

already stepped it up went tk maxx picked up a polo shirt put it back in the jumper section, had to make sure security wasn't looking but I think the cashier saw me who knew being so

Bad would feel so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once crossed the road before the green man lit up

Ive got a hardocore swagger.....deal with it! "

I crossed near but not at a zebra crossing not long ago....

F**k yer road safety regulations! Jay walkerz 4 lyf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a slippery slope,what are you going to be doing next?

already stepped it up went tk maxx picked up a polo shirt put it back in the jumper section, had to make sure security wasn't looking but I think the cashier saw me who knew being so

Bad would feel so good "

I've been building up to that....picked up some cheese and put it back down by the butter.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow tk maxx what's next for you the sky's the limit. I'd Maybe try altering the biscuit selection in marks and spencers now that would be a great acheivement

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury


"Wow tk maxx what's next for you the sky's the limit. I'd Maybe try altering the biscuit selection in marks and spencers now that would be a great acheivement "

For the love of god, I can laugh at a joke and acting like a thug is one thing, but messing with M&S biscuit displays is well out of order. Where will that lead? Anarchy, pure anarchy. You will be suggesting drinking tea at a Women's Institute Coffee Morning next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got a chicken satay stick from the deli counter and ate it whilst continuing to shop, checked out and never even paid for it....THAT'S how I roll, true story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance that would be unforgivable especially when there's a group of women with handbags. That's not thug life that's being a total dumbass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really Ronnie Biggs or the krays is it. "

give him a couple of weeks he will get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once crossed the road before the green man lit up

Ive got a hardocore swagger.....deal with it! "

care to swagger hard on my face ? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got a chicken satay stick from the deli counter and ate it whilst continuing to shop, checked out and never even paid for it....THAT'S how I roll, true story."

Obviously once I got to the carpark and realised what I'd done I went back in and paid, got the clubcard points on it too....every little helps.

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I also hated my ex sister in law and her hyperactive offspring so in secret, I fed the sod loads of blue smarties at a family gathering stood back and watched the chaos. At the point he literally bounced off a wall into one of the food tables, I made my excuses, left the scene and went to the pub in tears of mirth only to be joined by others from the gathering who suspected that I had done something bad. Despite the several schooners that were supplied, I never let on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on we've all put the toilet rolls under the trolly at our local superstore and not declared them. Haven't we???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i rode me bike on the path the other week

yesterday i did a weelie past the bus stop and bunnyhopped a speedramp

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I put the Hug in thug

Well actually I think Nathan Caton did, but I like the line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woz on the bus last week I pressed the bell three times innit coz the driver disrespected me when I wanna get off

do ya get me blood?

I should've done the gun hand gesture at him for not knowing where I live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G's up, Hoes down! Word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also hated my ex sister in law and her hyperactive offspring so in secret, I fed the sod loads of blue smarties at a family gathering stood back and watched the chaos. At the point he literally bounced off a wall into one of the food tables, I made my excuses, left the scene and went to the pub in tears of mirth only to be joined by others from the gathering who suspected that I had done something bad. Despite the several schooners that were supplied, I never let on!"

As a parent of hyperactive kids, just .

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Yes....but you are not my ex sister in law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I picked up some dairy lea squares and put them down in the biscuit aisle. I'm badass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey boys!,,,,come n have a go if you think your hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hey boys!,,,,come n have a go if you think your hard enough "

Can I?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thug life?

I am supposed to start work at 9am but today I didn't start until five past.

I didn't choose the thug life it chose me.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Who like me be living that thug life? Recently I went subway and refilled my drink when no one was looking and then I went petrol station and go 20.02 petrol and only gave him 20 quid who like Me be living that thug life!? All girls love a bad boy right ? Now I'm just a bit worried the coppers might come for me for that Pepsi and 2 "

More Pug Life than Thug Life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typing this on double yellow lines. Come at me bro!!!!

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