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"I'll start it off... "Stop yanking and tugging so hard, you'll damage it!", Bob shouted and in an instant, Jen took her hands off and released______?......" she had fed the cat too well it was stuck in the cat flap! Bob spat on his hands and said... | |||
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"I'll start it off... "Stop yanking and tugging so hard, you'll damage it!", Bob shouted and in an instant, Jen took her hands off and released______?...... she had fed the cat too well it was stuck in the cat flap! Bob spat on his hands and said..." It was released not realised but we'll carry on hahaha!!! And said..."I'm gonna have to lubricate this hole and let this pussy free!!!...he spat on his hands some more, bent over and........? | |||
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"I'll start it off... "Stop yanking and tugging so hard, you'll damage it!", Bob shouted and in an instant, Jen took her hands off and released______?...... she had fed the cat too well it was stuck in the cat flap! Bob spat on his hands and said... It was released not realised but we'll carry on hahaha!!! And said..."I'm gonna have to lubricate this hole and let this pussy free!!!...he spat on his hands some more, bent over and........?" Stopped suddenly. There was a look of horror in his face. He paused, not wanting to move a muscle. He knew what had happened but hadn't wanted to accept it - that was more than just a fart. He now had a dilemma, either continue and free the cat or go to the......... | |||
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"I'll start it off... "Stop yanking and tugging so hard, you'll damage it!", Bob shouted and in an instant, Jen took her hands off and released______?...... she had fed the cat too well it was stuck in the cat flap! Bob spat on his hands and said... It was released not realised but we'll carry on hahaha!!! And said..."I'm gonna have to lubricate this hole and let this pussy free!!!...he spat on his hands some more, bent over and........? Stopped suddenly. There was a look of horror in his face. He paused, not wanting to move a muscle. He knew what had happened but hadn't wanted to accept it - that was more than just a fart. He now had a dilemma, either continue and free the cat or go to the........." Great minds!! *hi five* | |||
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"I'll start it off... "Stop yanking and tugging so hard, you'll damage it!", Bob shouted and in an instant, Jen took her hands off and released______?...... she had fed the cat too well it was stuck in the cat flap! Bob spat on his hands and said... It was released not realised but we'll carry on hahaha!!! And said..."I'm gonna have to lubricate this hole and let this pussy free!!!...he spat on his hands some more, bent over and........? Stopped suddenly. There was a look of horror in his face. He paused, not wanting to move a muscle. He knew what had happened but hadn't wanted to accept it - that was more than just a fart. He now had a dilemma, either continue and free the cat or go to the......... Great minds!! *hi five*" High five! | |||
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"I'll start it off... "Stop yanking and tugging so hard, you'll damage it!", Bob shouted and in an instant, Jen took her hands off and released______?...... she had fed the cat too well it was stuck in the cat flap! Bob spat on his hands and said... It was released not realised but we'll carry on hahaha!!! And said..."I'm gonna have to lubricate this hole and let this pussy free!!!...he spat on his hands some more, bent over and........? Stopped suddenly. There was a look of horror in his face. He paused, not wanting to move a muscle. He knew what had happened but hadn't wanted to accept it - that was more than just a fart. He now had a dilemma, either continue and free the cat or go to the......... Great minds!! *hi five* High five!" I'm ashamed of myself really. Couldn't think of anything better  | |||
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"I'll start it off... "Stop yanking and tugging so hard, you'll damage it!", Bob shouted and in an instant, Jen took her hands off and released______?...... she had fed the cat too well it was stuck in the cat flap! Bob spat on his hands and said... It was released not realised but we'll carry on hahaha!!! And said..."I'm gonna have to lubricate this hole and let this pussy free!!!...he spat on his hands some more, bent over and........? Stopped suddenly. There was a look of horror in his face. He paused, not wanting to move a muscle. He knew what had happened but hadn't wanted to accept it - that was more than just a fart. He now had a dilemma, either continue and free the cat or go to the......... Great minds!! *hi five*" Great minds was a club down the road that had a ____ room, Bob thought and thought what to do but was undecided as saving his beloved cat was as important to him as.... | |||
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"I'll start it off... "Stop yanking and tugging so hard, you'll damage it!", Bob shouted and in an instant, Jen took her hands off and released______?...... she had fed the cat too well it was stuck in the cat flap! Bob spat on his hands and said... It was released not realised but we'll carry on hahaha!!! And said..."I'm gonna have to lubricate this hole and let this pussy free!!!...he spat on his hands some more, bent over and........? Stopped suddenly. There was a look of horror in his face. He paused, not wanting to move a muscle. He knew what had happened but hadn't wanted to accept it - that was more than just a fart. He now had a dilemma, either continue and free the cat or go to the......... Great minds!! *hi five* Great minds was a club down the road that had a ____ room, Bob thought and thought what to do but was undecided as saving his beloved cat was as important to him as...." Great minds was a club down the road that had a wet room, Bob thought and thought what to do but was undecided as saving his beloved cat was as important to him as opposed to him being engulfed in the pungent aroma of human piss. But, he had an idea....  | |||
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"But, he had an idea.... In the bathroom cupboard was a huge bottle of cherry lube- his emergency stash. He would run upstairs,strip off have a quick shower and grab the lube at the same time..." As he ran upstairs quickly, he tripped up over the dog which was sleeping on the top step and landed.... | |||
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"Head first in the laundry basket,picking himself up he noticed a pair of crotchless pvc knickers in the basket which were deffinately not Jen's. "JEN ,he shouted ........" Are these your mums?... | |||
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" Are these your mums?..." "No love",Jen replied. "They're Granny Maud's. She's been struggling with an attack of thrush and letting her pussy breathe helps! " | |||
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" Are these your mums?... "No love",Jen replied. "They're Granny Maud's. She's been struggling with an attack of thrush and letting her pussy breathe helps! "" Ohhh Bugger said Bob, If i dont get down stairs quick with this Lube Grannies Pussy isnt going to be breathing for much longer | |||
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" Are these your mums?... "No love",Jen replied. "They're Granny Maud's. She's been struggling with an attack of thrush and letting her pussy breathe helps! " Ohhh Bugger said Bob, If i dont get down stairs quick with this Lube Grannies Pussy isnt going to be breathing for much longer" He grabs the large bottle of industrial strength superglue, thinking its the lube n rushes back downstairs to tend to the trapped pussy... | |||
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