FabSwingers.com forum: References to Marmite...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please please please post responsibly!

I'm a delicate soul, and seeing posts about marmite gets my rope in a knot.

I know I'm not the hot topic on Fab, but every time I see it on a thread, I am drawn to it like a moth to a flame.

Having consulted the good people of the forum I am forbidden to change my username or avatar (Fab clique Bye law 1.03 para 12 - Users are forbidden from masking their forum persona by false representation, specifically use of alternate names or images, especially if they ask the forumites for their opinion on said avatar/name)

So for my sanity, my delicate ego, and for fear of falling foul of the ancient and justified laws of Fab, please post responsibly

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Fuck off you Twiglet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had marmite for ages. I finally could resist temptation no longer at lunchtime and I indulged.

And as my lips because covered in marmite, delicately teasing my tongue, my entire body was engulfed in a jolt of pleasure that nearly made me orgasm on the spot.

Gotta love a bit of marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm...Roasted spuds!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Would you prefer us all to refer to brown yeast extract in future?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegemite ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't had marmite for ages. I finally could resist temptation no longer at lunchtime and I indulged.

And as my lips because covered in marmite, delicately teasing my tongue, my entire body was engulfed in a jolt of pleasure that nearly made me orgasm on the spot.

Gotta love a bit of marmite.

Oh you wicked wicked temptress

That is exactly the kind of rampant shenanigans I mean. Please stop it. Well stop tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had marmite for ages. I finally could resist temptation no longer at lunchtime and I indulged.

And as my lips because covered in marmite, delicately teasing my tongue, my entire body was engulfed in a jolt of pleasure that nearly made me orgasm on the spot.

Gotta love a bit of marmite.

Oh you wicked wicked temptress

That is exactly the kind of rampant shenanigans I mean. Please stop it. Well stop tomorrow

You said stop so I stopped!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter and marmite crumpets, Cor lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So for my sanity, my delicate ego, and for fear of falling foul of the ancient and justified laws of Fab, please post responsibly

Please post responsibly. I'm a delicate soul and seeing posts about ego gets my rope in a knot.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Butter and marmite crumpets, Cor lovely! "

The way the Marmite goes all velvety smooth and drips through the holes to make your fingers all sticky so you have to lick. Marmite, butter and crumpets are a delectably messy combination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a bit of marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter and marmite crumpets, Cor lovely!

The way the Marmite goes all velvety smooth and drips through the holes to make your fingers all sticky so you have to lick. Marmite, butter and crumpets are a delectably messy combination."

Got that right!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Butter and marmite crumpets, Cor lovely! "

Crumpets should always be eaten in threes:

1 with just butter

1 with butter and marmite

1 with butter and pineapple jam.

I don't allow myself to buy crumpets more than twice a year.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

It certainly gives the tongue a good work out, licking marmite off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So for my sanity, my delicate ego, and for fear of falling foul of the ancient and justified laws of Fab, please post responsibly

Please post responsibly. I'm a delicate soul and seeing posts about ego gets my rope in a knot."

Apologies. I feel your pain. I will desist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck off you Twiglet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will all the people with crumpet in their name now be asking us to post responsibly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This has descended into a marmite related food porn session

Shocking!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"This has descended into a marmite related food porn session

Shocking!

I'm googling 'bovril sex' for added perversion purposes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This has descended into a marmite related food porn session

Shocking!

I'm googling 'bovril sex' for added perversion purposes. "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This has descended into a marmite related food porn session

Shocking!

I'm googling 'bovril sex' for added perversion purposes. "

Don't bring Vegemite into the mix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This has descended into a marmite related food porn session

Shocking!

I'm googling 'bovril sex' for added perversion purposes.

Don't bring Vegemite into the mix.

Oh god no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meaty...

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Get over it Boy! you're nothing more than a bi-product of the brewing industry, be thankful you you weren't discarded like the other waste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get over it Boy! you're nothing more than a bi-product of the brewing industry, be thankful you you weren't discarded like the other waste"

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

What's this thread about then?

Oh Marmalade.

Mmm. Yes I do love a little on some toast.

Lemon is best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter and marmite crumpets, Cor lovely!

Crumpets should always be eaten in threes:

1 with just butter

1 with butter and marmite

1 with butter and pineapple jam.

I don't allow myself to buy crumpets more than twice a year.

You my dear are a true goddess of crumpet etiquette I think I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get over it Boy! you're nothing more than a bi-product of the brewing industry, be thankful you you weren't discarded like the other waste"

They didn't discard it, because it's so deliciously yummy!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Butter and marmite crumpets, Cor lovely!

Crumpets should always be eaten in threes:

1 with just butter

1 with butter and marmite

1 with butter and pineapple jam.

I don't allow myself to buy crumpets more than twice a year.

You my dear are a true goddess of crumpet etiquette I think I love you

I find myself liking the idea of being a crumpet goddess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no crumpets in the house. I'm gonna have to make do with marmite on toast again.

Grrr.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have no crumpets in the house. I'm gonna have to make do with marmite on toast again.

Grrr."

I have neither crumpets nor toast. Marmite on avocado - could that be a thing?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I have no crumpets in the house. I'm gonna have to make do with marmite on toast again.

Grrr.

I have neither crumpets nor toast. Marmite on avocado - could that be a thing?"

I seem to remember watching Cilla Black demonstrating to Nigel Slater that an orange segment rubbed with an Oxo cube was a taste sensation so it may be a thing. Let us know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had marmite on crumpets for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get over it Boy! you're nothing more than a bi-product of the brewing industry, be thankful you you weren't discarded like the other waste

They didn't discard it, because it's so deliciously yummy! "

they did for 100's of years until some sick puppy decided to make a fortune from it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who puts marmite in cottage cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know someone who puts marmite in cottage cheese! "

Thats enough about your fetishes....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have no crumpets in the house. I'm gonna have to make do with marmite on toast again.

Grrr.

I have neither crumpets nor toast. Marmite on avocado - could that be a thing?

I seem to remember watching Cilla Black demonstrating to Nigel Slater that an orange segment rubbed with an Oxo cube was a taste sensation so it may be a thing. Let us know!"

My avocado isn't ripe.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

My avocado isn't ripe.

As the actress said to the bishop!

Is that another of those London Slang things?

Get yer whisk out n make some dropped scones/scotch pancakes!

Mr ddc

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My avocado isn't ripe.

As the actress said to the bishop!

Is that another of those London Slang things?

Get yer whisk out n make some dropped scones/scotch pancakes!

Mr ddc"

Whisk? Make? I'm eating coconut instead. Perhaps I should try dipping a bit in Marmite...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6oz SR Flour

4oz Caster Sugar

Tblspn Baking powder

10floz Milk

2 eggs

Whisk, leave for 10mins till bubbles develop

Salted butter in warm pan

Use tablespoon for measure

wait till bubbles form on surface

turn

serve with oven baked smoked bacon, maple syrup and fresh black pepper.

You'll never think about Marmite again

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"6oz SR Flour

4oz Caster Sugar

Tblspn Baking powder

10floz Milk

2 eggs

Whisk, leave for 10mins till bubbles develop

Salted butter in warm pan

Use tablespoon for measure

wait till bubbles form on surface

turn

serve with oven baked smoked bacon, maple syrup and fresh black pepper.

You'll never think about Marmite again

I have one of those ingredients, a whisk and a pan. What can I do with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know someone who puts marmite in cottage cheese!

Thats enough about your fetishes...."

You were the one that suggested it

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I have one of those ingredients, a whisk and a pan. What can I do with that?

Whisk yourself off to Derbyshire and see what pans out

You'll have to help me decide whether 'ground rice' should be with the beaking stuff, pudding stuff or pasta/rice/noodle stuff first though...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Beaking? Baking obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

STOP

TALKING

ABOUT

MARMITE........

Where's that vomiting smilie...??!?!!?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Beaking? Baking obvs!"

Ground rice is sort of for cakes so that's baking.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"STOP

TALKING

ABOUT

MARMITE........

Where's that vomiting smilie...??!?!!?

Here's one

But I want a lip licking one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know someone who puts marmite in cottage cheese!

Thats enough about your fetishes....

You were the one that suggested it

As long as you lick it clean I don't care

Just don't expect a kiss until you've cleaned you teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crumpets and Marmite mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumpets and Marmite mmmm"

That's it! I'm leaving you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know someone who puts marmite in cottage cheese!

Thats enough about your fetishes....

You were the one that suggested it

As long as you lick it clean I don't care

Just don't expect a kiss until you've cleaned you teeth

You never mentioned it going near my mouth! Dirty girty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know someone who puts marmite in cottage cheese!

Thats enough about your fetishes....

You were the one that suggested it

As long as you lick it clean I don't care

Just don't expect a kiss until you've cleaned you teeth

You never mentioned it going near my mouth! Dirty girty

Want me to stir that for you?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumpets and Marmite mmmm

That's it! I'm leaving you..."

You want a divorce over Marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

D'ya see what trouble you've caused? All for a bit of crumpet!

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

Even Paul likes it

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