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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you think girls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no and errrrrr no

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

Absolutely not !!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex was a semi pro cyclist, yum if the body is smoking!

If just for kicks and not for the purposes of exercise.... No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just asking!!! Lol

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Only for necessity when cycling, otherwise definitely not!

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over a year ago

I love a hot body in lycra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a cute new tush in Lycra on my friend's list this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only for necessity when cycling, otherwise definitely not! "

Obviously! Lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

around my way we are afflicted with whats apparently called 'the mamil'...a hideous spectacle usually seen at weekends! middleaged man in lycra...the ones who can get away with it are very few and far between!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why just men?

Women can look just as bad in it.

And good

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Seen a guy a few times near us wearing a flesh kinda coloured cycling thing.. its just wrong..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely road cyclist's arse in lycra, can look smokin' hot! I would never dream of driving behind slowly just for a closer look !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely road cyclist's arse in lycra, can look smokin' hot! I would never dream of driving behind slowly just for a closer look !

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely road cyclist's arse in lycra, can look smokin' hot! I would never dream of driving behind slowly just for a closer look !

guilty of that. the time it takes me to overtake a cyclist is inversely proportionate to the hotness of the arse.

just dirty old perve really.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely road cyclist's arse in lycra, can look smokin' hot! I would never dream of driving behind slowly just for a closer look !

Pervert "

Yep guilty as charged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I don't look good in it but couldn't care less. I don't wear it for it's aesthetics, more for its functionality when riding 50-75miles per outing. Spares me a whole heap of pain

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By *hae300Woman
over a year ago

North West

"What do you think girls?"

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

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that's a whole different thread. Best left there. And of course the motorist never commits any traffic violation either do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely road cyclist's arse in lycra, can look smokin' hot! I would never dream of driving behind slowly just for a closer look !

guilty of that. the time it takes me to overtake a cyclist is inversely proportionate to the hotness of the arse.

just dirty old perve really..... "

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men in lycra - just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men in lycra - just wrong

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how many miles do you do wheels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men in lycra - just wrong

how many miles do you do wheels?

Been out once this year

All about running at the moment. But now the lighter nights and morning are here I'll start commuting again which is 14 miles each way

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By *ot monkey71Couple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

Look like clowns ! what circuses you been visiting

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It depends what they're wearing. Some wrestlers can look very appealing.

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By *hae300Woman
over a year ago

North West

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By *hae300Woman
over a year ago

North West

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

Look like clowns ! what circuses you been visiting

Sorry my apologies to clowns they have a much better taste in fashion. Sorry for confusing the word clown with dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

Look like clowns ! what circuses you been visiting

Sorry my apologies to clowns they have a much better taste in fashion. Sorry for confusing the word clown with dicks

Psssst there's no such thing as 'road tax'

You might want to stop calling people clowns and dicks while talking complete nonsense

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

Form (or fashion) versus function.

Cant say it's a good look, or in my case even remotely acceptable, but for the cycle to work each day its a darn site more comfortable than the alternatives.

However, when attempting to maintain a stroke rate of 30+ (per minute) sat on a moving seat lycra is more a necessity unless one wishes to become one with canal rather then flowing over it

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By *hae300Woman
over a year ago

North West

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

Look like clowns ! what circuses you been visiting

Sorry my apologies to clowns they have a much better taste in fashion. Sorry for confusing the word clown with dicks

Psssst there's no such thing as 'road tax'

You might want to stop calling people clowns and dicks while talking complete nonsense"

oh right so your saying motorists no longer have to pay vehichle licensing tax to the Dvla then, that's strange because I have just had to pay them a hundred pounds! and anybody that decides not to pay does not run the risk of having their car pounded and crushed. Pick the nonsense out of that !

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

Look like clowns ! what circuses you been visiting

Sorry my apologies to clowns they have a much better taste in fashion. Sorry for confusing the word clown with dicks

Psssst there's no such thing as 'road tax'

You might want to stop calling people clowns and dicks while talking complete nonsense

Actually some vehicles don't, if their emissions are low enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

Look like clowns ! what circuses you been visiting

Sorry my apologies to clowns they have a much better taste in fashion. Sorry for confusing the word clown with dicks

Psssst there's no such thing as 'road tax'

You might want to stop calling people clowns and dicks while talking complete nonsense"

Road tax exists, is just called emissions tax now to fool stupid people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's vehicle excise duty, a levy against the emissions your car produces. Not 'road tax'. Not one penny goes to the upkeep of the nations roads.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

There's plenty to pick out there!

Motorists pay Vehicle Excise Duty which is based on emissions. Bikes don't have emissions.

The 'road tax' as you described it earlier hasn't existed in years and years.

And plenty of cyclists are drivers as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

Look like clowns ! what circuses you been visiting

Sorry my apologies to clowns they have a much better taste in fashion. Sorry for confusing the word clown with dicks

Psssst there's no such thing as 'road tax'

You might want to stop calling people clowns and dicks while talking complete nonsense

There is no such thing as road tax. Green vehicles are exempt from vehicle excise duty and do no pay it.

So yes pretty nonsensical to argue that cyclists should pay road tax like all other road users.

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

Not all cyclists use the roads, some actually use dedicated cycle paths and some of them even pay to help maintain them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a damn shame that before a person is able to obtain a driving licence they don't have to first display cycling proficiency over a considerable time and distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not all cyclists use the roads, some actually use dedicated cycle paths and some of them even pay to help maintain them.

Tbf, even as a regular cyclist, it irks me a little when i see adult cyclists using the pavements at all times, especially so when the road is actually clear. GTFO of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

How did men in Lycra turn out to be a moany thread about emissions tax, it only takes one to spoil the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not all cyclists use the roads, some actually use dedicated cycle paths and some of them even pay to help maintain them.

Tbf, even as a regular cyclist, it irks me a little when i see adult cyclists using the pavements at all times, especially so when the road is actually clear. GTFO of them. "

Bikes don;t belong on pavements. And that includes awful shared use paths.

And I agree, motorists being forced to spend time on 2wheels (no pun intended) while learning to drive would increase awareness of vulnerability of cyclists considerably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naa not for me Sj.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did men in Lycra turn out to be a moany thread about emissions tax, it only takes one to spoil the fun

It's always the same.

I'll stand by my contribution, I look like a twat in Lycra but I'm a comfortable and unchafed twat after a long ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did men in Lycra turn out to be a moany thread about emissions tax, it only takes one to spoil the fun

I've changed our avatar back to my arse in lycra - if that doesn't get it back on track nothing will!

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

"Not all cyclists use the roads, some actually use dedicated cycle paths and some of them even pay to help maintain them.

Tbf, even as a regular cyclist, it irks me a little when i see adult cyclists using the pavements at all times, especially so when the road is actually clear. GTFO of them. "

Agreed thats why I said cycle paths, not pavements. The route I use to get to work consists of a couple of roads, and then a path specifically signed as multi use (including cyclists) and dedicated cycle paths (including little picturs of a bicycle painted on the path, and seperate from both the pavement and the road).

Odd though it may seem I find it slightly irksome when cyclists insist on using the road when there is a dedicated cycle path provided for them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's vehicle excise duty, a levy against the emissions your car produces. Not 'road tax'. Not one penny goes to the upkeep of the nations roads."

Lol getting back to the point in hand.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

Look like clowns ! what circuses you been visiting

Sorry my apologies to clowns they have a much better taste in fashion. Sorry for confusing the word clown with dicks

Psssst there's no such thing as 'road tax'

You might want to stop calling people clowns and dicks while talking complete nonsense

Even if there was a tax called road tax your logic is seriously flawed.how many people you see cycling also own cars?and own motorbikes?

Are they more entitled to road then seeing as their contribution is more?

Pick the nonsense out of that!

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

Interesting the way that when some one mentions Lycra a lot of people automatically think of and moan about cyclists, when there are pleanty of other activities where lycra is the preferred covering.

Rowing, wrestling and gymnastics for instance.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I love wearing my Lycra!

My legs look fucking amazing

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Oh dear, the hard-of-thinking trolls are out again are they?

Road Tax-abolished by Churchill in 1937, there has been no hypothecated tax ever since. Roads are funded via Council Tax & general taxation, ergo cyclists pay for the roads-in fact, by not driving on them are subsidising those that do.

Why , any time that anyone mentions even the faintest whiff of a perfectly legal mode of transport the thick, nasty fuckers crawl out from under their slime-encrusted rock, drag their flabby carcasses to the computer & spew their ignorant hatred out into the ether?

If you are going to spout your bile then learn your subject.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, it's a bloody miracle - my motorhome is on the drive under a SORN - for those without the intelligence to pass a driving test, that's where you keep the vehicle off the road and don't pay "emissions" tax. The other day, I started it up after a wet spell (still on the drive) and it was "emitting" like a bonfire. did I have to pay "emissions" tax for this??? No, I did not! "Strange", I thought. "Where's the taxman after his pound of flesh?" And do you know what? I found out I only have to pay "emissions" tax when the vehicle is on the road! I was shocked and stunned to realise that it's called "emissions" tax, but only applies when the vehicle is on the road. I then found out that catgut guitar strings aren't made out of cat's guts, and that crabsticks don't have any crab in them. It's a funny old world, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone yet mentionned vehicle emmissions v cycling in relation to the general populations health?

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By *hae300Woman
over a year ago

North West

"Oh dear, the hard-of-thinking trolls are out again are they?

If you are going to spout your bile then learn your subject."

I don't recall spouting bile only the truth that I am happy the majority of normal people will agree to.

If cyclist do not cycle on the roads as you state then where do they cycle ? If they cycle on the pavements then that's illegal.

Sorry for any offence somehow caused ?? anyway after paying my imaginary 100 pounds to the imaginary dvlc my car is now taxed and legal to be driven on the road for another 6 months.

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By *hae300Woman
over a year ago

North West

still me and my friends are cyclist friendly we like watching them ride a round in there lycra, thinking there at the olympics it does give us a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear, the hard-of-thinking trolls are out again are they?

If you are going to spout your bile then learn your subject.

I don't recall spouting bile only the truth that I am happy the majority of normal people will agree to.

If cyclist do not cycle on the roads as you state then where do they cycle ? If they cycle on the pavements then that's illegal.

Sorry for any offence somehow caused ?? anyway after paying my imaginary 100 pounds to the imaginary dvlc my car is now taxed and legal to be driven on the road for another 6 months. "

I think you missed the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we get back on track and focus on men in Lycra. Ballet dancers,yes please. Any sportsman yes to that too. Anyone else,why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"still me and my friends are cyclist friendly we like watching them ride a round in there lycra, thinking there at the olympics it does give us a good laugh

You and your friends sound like you really know how to enjoy yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we get back on track and focus on men in Lycra. Ballet dancers,yes please. Any sportsman yes to that too. Anyone else,why? "

I tried to steer it back on track with my lycra clad arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't have to be lycra.

For anyone riding the Manchester Velodrome in long trousers who has misplaced their cycling clip will be able to borrow the following hi-tech equipment :

One rubber band.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we get back on track and focus on men in Lycra. Ballet dancers,yes please. Any sportsman yes to that too. Anyone else,why?

I tried to steer it back on track with my lycra clad arse!"

Thanks Crystal

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By *hae300Woman
over a year ago

North West

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

Look like clowns ! what circuses you been visiting

Sorry my apologies to clowns they have a much better taste in fashion. Sorry for confusing the word clown with dicks

Psssst there's no such thing as 'road tax'

You might want to stop calling people clowns and dicks while talking complete nonsense

Even if there was a tax called road tax your logic is seriously flawed.how many people you see cycling also own cars?and own motorbikes?

Are they more entitled to road then seeing as their contribution is more?

Pick the nonsense out of that!"

ah ok so what you mean is all cyclists are all motorists and so therefore pay vehichle licensing tax to the dvla. Funny thing is and forgive me for making this crackpot statement but I know a few people that are solely cyclists don't own a car and therfore use the roads and guess what don't pay vehichle licensing tax to the dvla.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"What do you think girls?"

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This may be a long shot, but are there are women around (within 30 miles preferably along the flatter bits) who like to see a sporty man fresh out of steaming lyrca?

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By *hae300Woman
over a year ago

North West

It doesn't have to be lycra.

For anyone riding the Manchester Velodrome in long trousers who has misplaced their cycling clip will be able to borrow the following hi-tech equipment :

One rubber band.

way to go in a non posing look at me please way I like you

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

A nice lady cyclists arse in Lycra .. Yum.

Me I ride a mountain bike, cover the Lycra with baggy shorts and that solves the problem. (I think my arse ain't bad so iv been told)

Now how about a lady's bum in jodhpurs.. That should get the car drivers tax crew moaning too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice lady cyclists arse in Lycra .. Yum.

Me I ride a mountain bike, cover the Lycra with baggy shorts and that solves the problem. (I think my arse ain't bad so iv been told)

Now how about a lady's bum in jodhpurs.. That should get the car drivers tax crew moaning too

So it should, you're more likely to see a ladies jodphurs around her ankles in the back of a Bentley than on a bicycle.

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By *hae300Woman
over a year ago

North West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know I don't look good in it but couldn't care less. I don't wear it for it's aesthetics, more for its functionality when riding 50-75miles per outing. Spares me a whole heap of pain"

this?!

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By *hae300Woman
over a year ago

North West

"A nice lady cyclists arse in Lycra .. Yum.

Me I ride a mountain bike, cover the Lycra with baggy shorts and that solves the problem. (I think my arse ain't bad so iv been told)

Now how about a lady's bum in jodhpurs.. That should get the car drivers tax crew moaning too

So it should, you're more likely to see a ladies jodphurs around her ankles in the back of a Bentley than on a bicycle.

yes yes yes lol

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"A nice lady cyclists arse in Lycra .. Yum.

Me I ride a mountain bike, cover the Lycra with baggy shorts and that solves the problem. (I think my arse ain't bad so iv been told)

Now how about a lady's bum in jodhpurs.. That should get the car drivers tax crew moaning too

So it should, you're more likely to see a ladies jodphurs around her ankles in the back of a Bentley than on a bicycle.

I was thinking horse riders but a Bentley would do.

I don't just slow down for horses I stop and stare...

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"A nice lady cyclists arse in Lycra .. Yum.

Me I ride a mountain bike, cover the Lycra with baggy shorts and that solves the problem. (I think my arse ain't bad so iv been told)

Now how about a lady's bum in jodhpurs.. That should get the car drivers tax crew moaning too

So it should, you're more likely to see a ladies

jodphurs around her ankles in the back of a Bentley than on a bicycle.

yes yes yes lol"

Bet your arse looks great in Lycra from the looks of your avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we get back on track and focus on men in Lycra. Ballet dancers,yes please. Any sportsman yes to that too. Anyone else,why?

I tried to steer it back on track with my lycra clad arse!"

Perfect example of man in Lycra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice lady cyclists arse in Lycra .. Yum.

Me I ride a mountain bike, cover the Lycra with baggy shorts and that solves the problem. (I think my arse ain't bad so iv been told)

Now how about a lady's bum in jodhpurs.. That should get the car drivers tax crew moaning too

So it should, you're more likely to see a ladies jodphurs around her ankles in the back of a Bentley than on a bicycle.

yes yes yes lol"

Steady on.

Can you ride tandem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore men in lycra, love to feel a nice arse and rub and play with cock through lycra till its rock hard and ready to pull out and place between my lips!

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By *hae300Woman
over a year ago

North West

"A nice lady cyclists arse in Lycra .. Yum.

Me I ride a mountain bike, cover the Lycra with baggy shorts and that solves the problem. (I think my arse ain't bad so iv been told)

Now how about a lady's bum in jodhpurs.. That should get the car drivers tax crew moaning too

So it should, you're more likely to see a ladies jodphurs around her ankles in the back of a Bentley than on a bicycle.

yes yes yes lol

Steady on.

Can you ride tandem?

your getting colder now

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over a year ago

"A nice lady cyclists arse in Lycra .. Yum.

Me I ride a mountain bike, cover the Lycra with baggy shorts and that solves the problem. (I think my arse ain't bad so iv been told)

Now how about a lady's bum in jodhpurs.. That should get the car drivers tax crew moaning too

So it should, you're more likely to see a ladies jodphurs around her ankles in the back of a Bentley than on a bicycle.

yes yes yes lol

Steady on.

Can you ride tandem?

your getting colder now

aggh, how about a woman who is ahem a cough "bike" cough with her jodphurs round her ankles in the back of a Bentley getting a good servicing?

Oil, filters, belts etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate to say this but i'm tyring now.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

Look like clowns ! what circuses you been visiting

Sorry my apologies to clowns they have a much better taste in fashion. Sorry for confusing the word clown with dicks

Psssst there's no such thing as 'road tax'

You might want to stop calling people clowns and dicks while talking complete nonsense

Even if there was a tax called road tax your logic is seriously flawed.how many people you see cycling also own cars?and own motorbikes?

Are they more entitled to road then seeing as their contribution is more?

Pick the nonsense out of that!

And what's your point?

Tax is paid on the bike.

So should they be forced to pay road tax that doesn't exist?should car drivers be forced to pay road tax?lets hope no one from the treasury is reading this.i don't want to give em any ideas

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Originally lycra leggings were developed in the 70's as stretchy skin tight trousers for rock-climbers...

They were made bright so that climbers could be easily spotted on cliffs.

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"What do you think girls?

combines With there stupid shaped cycling helmets, I simply cannot take cyclists seriously.

They do like to whine a lot about motorists yet they never commit any traffic violations do they or pay any road tax like the motorist who there holding up has to.

I think cyclists should be forced to pay road tax the same as every other road user if on nothing more then for wearing lycra and looking like clowns

Look like clowns ! what circuses you been visiting

Sorry my apologies to clowns they have a much better taste in fashion. Sorry for confusing the word clown with dicks

Psssst there's no such thing as 'road tax'

You might want to stop calling people clowns and dicks while talking complete nonsense

Even if there was a tax called road tax your logic is seriously flawed.how many people you see cycling also own cars?and own motorbikes?

Are they more entitled to road then seeing as their contribution is more?

Pick the nonsense out of that!

And VED DOES NOT PAY for highways maintainance, it (under any name) has not done so since 1937. Its not a difficult concept to grasp unless you are being deliberately obtuse and whining about someone getting something for nothing. EVERYONE pays for the roads whether they drive or not through Council Tax & general taxation, so people who do NOT DRIVE are subsidising those who do.

I'm fed up of whining keyboard cretins whingeing about a subject in which they continue to display a staggering amount of ignorance of the subject in question, preferring instead to spout complete bullshit and downright lies in order to push their small-minded bigotry onto people legally using the roads.

Lets see what BS gets spouted now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lycra you say???

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"What do you think girls?"

That some men look pretty hot in lycra.

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By *orkDefenderMan
over a year ago

Just East of Wakefield

Whilst out in my lycra, l'd love to meet a TV, who whilst driving past me slows down to let me look at her

Then maybe drops back, pulls up her skirt to reveal stocking tops, perhaps pulling in further up the road, so l can investigate properly

Position also open to real girls too

I'm told l look good in my lycra, at 5'9" & 10 stone, so fairly lithe & trim, with (apparantly) good legs

Also run about 40 miles a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol,,nooooooooooo

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