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By *UNCHBOX OP   Man
over a year ago

folkestone

What is the best nickname you have heard of someone you know?. Mine is someone i used to work with was called Crime because he never used to buy a drink - ie Crime never pays!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our storeman at work wascalled "Got none"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once described a female colleague as an ankle biter.

A petite female with no obvious talent except her boobs and knows how to show off her cleavage, and by being pushy like a dog with a bone, got to where she is allegedly not by hard work.

I love saying no to her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo, a male colleague used to call a female colleague "tits on fish" as in fecking useless! And she was!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I refuse to tell you all of the worst one i have been called. It's not my fault i get noseblleds every 28 days.

Half the nicknames we used as schoolkids wouldn't be allowed in today's PC climate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I refuse to tell you all of the worst one i have been called. It's not my fault i get noseblleds every 28 days.

Half the nicknames we used as schoolkids wouldn't be allowed in today's PC climate."

lol - haunting nickname....;-)

Did you see the debate on "dyke on a bike" the other day - talking of pc...

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By *ertngladCouple
over a year ago

thornton -cleveleys

Ive been called Drambuie, because its the name of a good liquor. lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

I refuse to tell you all of the worst one i have been called. It's not my fault i get noseblleds every 28 days.

Half the nicknames we used as schoolkids wouldn't be allowed in today's PC climate.

lol - haunting nickname....;-)

Did you see the debate on "dyke on a bike" the other day - talking of pc...

"

Not as such, but i read that Clare Baldings complaint was upheld.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I was called Pele by a group on a hen night, on the grounds that he was the only Brazilian they knew.

This story will mean nothing to most of you, and doesn't end the way it ought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been called Drambuie, because its the name of a good liquor. lol"

Love it

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Seabird.

Cos' im the best shag there is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireman 69 - no explanation required.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Fireman 69 - no explanation required."

Play out more hose, or get closer to the fire.

regards

Cinders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They call a guy at our gym pepperoni stick and its not because he is a bit of an animal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother used to have a mate years ago who everyone called jerk off jervis, but noone would tell me at the time why as i was 'to young'

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

a guy i worked with,was married for ten years.he had no kids,and got the nickname seedless.he now has 3 kids,but we still call him seedless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a club where everyone had nicknames a guy joined and was upset at the lack of his, so they started called him Bob. He was well pleased until someone pointed out the it stood for "boring old bastard". He stuck with it though as it was true!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Someone I used to work with was called trifle

Because she'd had 100s and 1000s on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i worked in a pub we called the ladladys' toyboy Derf cos he was thick and didn't realise it was Fred, backwards, much like him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy in our local every one calls "moth" I couldn't guess why, so I was told 2 put money in the bandit, sure enough over he came, attracted to the flashing lights, don't know who thinks them up but they're a lot cleverer than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i may or may not have met someone with a stammer whose best friend called him 'donkey'

when i asked why he replied 'he all he all he always calls me that'

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"i may or may not have met someone with a stammer whose best friend called him 'donkey'

when i asked why he replied 'he all he all he always calls me that'"

Haa haa haaaaaa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who's nickname is 'Trundle', in school he was as round as he was tall and would regularly turn up to class late, so the teacher said on one occasion 'Here he comes, trundling in late as usual' it stuck and 30 odd years on we still call him 'trundle' lol

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By *eppersCouple
over a year ago

telford

my mrs is a bugger for giving nicknames to the guys we play with, such as panda,

now panda is the nicest guy you ever wanna meet, once you get past the bullshit the ex porn star, i can keep it up for hours ect... anything you've done he's done it better or knows someone who has lol, when ever we met to play he was always rushing off afterwards. So Panda = eats shoots and leaves lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I started a new job, one of the guys was refered to as "thrush", when i asked why? They told me that it was because he was an "irritating c**t".

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

most flattering nick name i was given was L'Oreal ..... because im worth it . i thought that was sooo sweet !

certainly beats cold hearted hell bitch ..lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke near us calls his wife "Spender"

Not because she likes shopping, but because she looks like Jimmy Nail

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

funtcase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enoch - in my youth did a summer season in cornwall and the old lady washer upper exclaimed "ooh there's Enoch" when she saw a fat seagull land on the window ledge.

Enoch? I said. Why?

Coz e knock on the window

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"enoch - in my youth did a summer season in cornwall and the old lady washer upper exclaimed "ooh there's Enoch" when she saw a fat seagull land on the window ledge.

Enoch? I said. Why?

Coz e knock on the window "

hahahahaha that made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was because it was white - u know Enoch Powell was the flavour of politics around that time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine once introduced me to a lad in our local who generally had no standards when it came to his sexual daliances as "Gravy". When I asked him how he got that name he said, "Cos he goes with owt. So long as it's not sweet"....

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

When I worked in a restaurant one girl was named crusty crotch. Because she hadn't had any for years!

Mine was Wendy Whiplash, because I was deadly flicking a tea towel lol N x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was called Pele by a group on a hen night, on the grounds that he was the only Brazilian they knew.

This story will mean nothing to most of you, and doesn't end the way it ought."

Sadly I go back that far too... and with the same results...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a friend called his cat flange so he could ask the neibours if anyone had seen his wifes flange lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know a girl we used to call gravy....goes with anything

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

a few years back when in the USA i had the reputation of being a pesermist , and they gave me the name

wallstreetscrashedtheresriotsinnewyorkandfightingsbrokenoutinbrookln

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Crumpledforeskin! Not likely to get you a shag though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a guy i worked with,was married for ten years.he had no kids,and got the nickname seedless.he now has 3 kids,but we still call him seedless."

Oops my ex's brothers nickname is 'Jaffa' & he still ain't got any kids lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been called Drambuie, because its the name of a good liquor. lol"

Are you the same one who put a sign in your saloon bar which read:

"Liquor in the front.... Poker in the rear"

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

I know a chap called "Kebab", because he's smelly, greasy and you only really like him after a few beers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the guys in work is called Chaos, for obvious reasons (it honestly suits him too lol).

Another guy is called muscles. His surname is Russell, and well, he's a bit thin really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was in the military with a guy called grumf.. he never found out why he was called it, and was happy to have a special name from the lads.

Grotesquely Repulsive Ugly Mother Fucker

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By *rishAngelbaby69Woman
over a year ago

Coleraine.

DOGFACE- he had long hair and a long face and looked like an afghan hound

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By *rishAngelbaby69Woman
over a year ago

Coleraine.

mines at school was TCP as i went to nurse one day for throat gargle and smelled of it for rest of day

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By *rishAngelbaby69Woman
over a year ago

Coleraine.

Sounds like me-vulnerable

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By *rishAngelbaby69Woman
over a year ago

Coleraine.

when my ex and i were splitting up i was known as THE DRUNKEN SLUT

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

there are two people who i know of catflap harry he was 4ft5 tall burglar and a lad at school who was a boxer they nicknamed him the lollipop kid in the gym cos he kept getting licked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My second girlfriend was called turkey lol

I didn't know why until I went out with her......

....gobble, gobble, gobble lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten-pin,

Guy in the pub known as ten-pin.

He had an ingrowing hair in his ass and had to have surgery to have it removed, a procedure that involves cutting away part of the anus and packing it for several months, they cut you a temporary hole, the procedure failed twice, so we assume he had several new holes cut, as a result you could hold him like a bowling ball.

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire


"Ten-pin,

Guy in the pub known as ten-pin.

He had an ingrowing hair in his ass and had to have surgery to have it removed, a procedure that involves cutting away part of the anus and packing it for several months, they cut you a temporary hole, the procedure failed twice, so we assume he had several new holes cut, as a result you could hold him like a bowling ball. "

I think we have a winner! Now that's a funny one.

There used to be a chap in town who apparently only had a single testicle. He was, of course, known as Womble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We call a mate Pound Note because he's a bank manager

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

One of my mates is called 'cheesy scone' for the life of me I can't remember why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was at school with a girl who's surname was "LOVE" poor thing got labeled "Love Juice" throughout school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to call an ex boyfriend Justin...as in Just in and Just out....he had a little prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor boy at our school was called dickhead all the time as his real name was John Thomas .... Just imagine his surname.

A guy we knew in the RAF, his surname was Flower. He was nicknamed petal. He was 6ft 5inch and built like a brick outhouse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i also had a school buddy named alan bates

Master bates still haunts him now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend and I was recently discussing a certain female whom we both know and he said 'do you know they call her Alton Towers'.. I replied why.. He said 'because everyone has ridden her'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colleague calls me White ~Rabbit ...

Im always running late and looking at the clock....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dads mate was called Dulux because he only had one coat

and another was called Pilot Light because he never went out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remembered a guy who thought he was a fanny magnet, everyone called him Sledge, because when went out he was always pulled by dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have mate called paperlad because he used to deliver newspaprers.

we are 49 now and he is still called paperlad by everyone even though he now owns his own engineering business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate i grew up with was on the larger side when was younger, was hard as nails so if you called him fat or said anything about his size, he would snap.

so we had to be cleaver and started calling him TAF TEG, or TEG for short which he loved. untill at least 10yrs later, now gym boy in great shape over drinks in pub he asked any way why did you all start calling me TEG.

easy another said, right it down the other way round.

FAT GET

TAF TEG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy in work is known as 'Elevenerife'. Cos if you've been to Tenerife he'll have been to.........

Another one was known as the paranoid balloon cos his pep talks always finished with 'Don't let me down lads'

And yet another was known as 'Kipper'....two faced and no back bone.

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