FabSwingers.com forum: I did laugh

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Working in a house today, I said to the lady I was just popping to my van to get something. I was in the kitchen her in front room.

As I opened front door I realised I had left my key's on the worktop so I walked back toward kitchen when I heard her let out an enormous fart.

As I walked past the lounge door she looked startled I smiled said I forgot my keys.She went scarlet and I chuckled

To save her more embarrassment I said I would stay outside for five minutes and screwed up my face.

To which we both started laughing.

I wasn't joking tho

Smelly cow

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats disgusting !!! I mean come on man forgetting your keys is just embarrassing !!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I was working with a mate who was checking on a lady's boiler, she had called him complaining that it was making a funny noise. My mate got down to his knees and bent forwards to listen to the boiler, as he bent over he let out a rather loud rasping fart, as calm as you like he turned round and said "was your boiler making a noise like that love", the poor old dear was mortified

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Years ago I was working with a mate who was checking on a lady's boiler, she had called him complaining that it was making a funny noise. My mate got down to his knees and bent forwards to listen to the boiler, as he bent over he let out a rather loud rasping fart, as calm as you like he turned round and said "was your boiler making a noise like that love", the poor old dear was mortified

Quality.