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"it was but finished now! " YOU lose a point for knowing that. Don't think we don't know you were watching! | |||
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"I am here! Come and bite me! " YOU lose a point for being all professional when the pics disapered earlier... "...it's the Server"! | |||
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"It's Saturday night. People are either out, getting ready to go out (like me) or expecting visitors." If YOU have a meet, log off and get twitching the curtains, stop rubbing our noses in it! | |||
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"Quiet? Great! It gives me the chance to catch up with the threads and possibly even get a word in edgeways! " If YOU want to say something, now is your chance. Spit it out man, spit it out! | |||
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"Quality, not quantity " YOU, i'm thinking about. I may have a thing for you, but i'm not sure yet. Hold station! | |||
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"I had to come in........ Jason's got that Phil Collins crap on. Collins is systematically destroying every decent motown song ever made. FAB needs to keep me sane til the fricking drivel is over." YOU think Phil Collins is crap. A woman of taste, you can stay! | |||
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"Ssshh I'm conserving energy " YOU, stay quiet and chill! | |||
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"I had to come in........ Jason's got that Phil Collins crap on. Collins is systematically destroying every decent motown song ever made. FAB needs to keep me sane til the fricking drivel is over. Couldn't find the remote quick enough. Who told him it was ok for him to do that? He needs to stick to being a drummer" Unfortunately, I went to the loo and forgot to take the remote with me. Even the bloody backing singers are out of tune........ either that, or they are trying to be off key so Collins don't look so bad. I need therapy........... | |||
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"I had to come in........ Jason's got that Phil Collins crap on. Collins is systematically destroying every decent motown song ever made. FAB needs to keep me sane til the fricking drivel is over. Couldn't find the remote quick enough. Who told him it was ok for him to do that? He needs to stick to being a drummer" YOU. You, i'm thinking about. From time to time. Not a lot. Just occassionaly. But i've read your profile. And i could never meet those criteria. Could i? | |||
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"I'm only here to make the surrounding look untidy. Doesn't matter what you say, I'm back OFF the list anyway " YOU blew it! | |||
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"I'm only here to make the surrounding look untidy. Doesn't matter what you say, I'm back OFF the list anyway YOU blew it!" I wish I had | |||
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"Oi whats all the shoutin about im trying ta sleep xx " YOU need to get out of that feckin' bath!! | |||
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"I had to come in........ Jason's got that Phil Collins crap on. Collins is systematically destroying every decent motown song ever made. FAB needs to keep me sane til the fricking drivel is over. Couldn't find the remote quick enough. Who told him it was ok for him to do that? He needs to stick to being a drummer Unfortunately, I went to the loo and forgot to take the remote with me. Even the bloody backing singers are out of tune........ either that, or they are trying to be off key so Collins don't look so bad. I need therapy........... " or a party | |||
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"Oi whats all the shoutin about im trying ta sleep xx YOU need to get out of that feckin' bath!!" Na its relaxin xx | |||
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"Oi whats all the shoutin about im trying ta sleep xx YOU need to get out of that feckin' bath!! Na its relaxin xx " NOBODY needs to be that relaxed, you must be in a frickin' coma by now! | |||
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"Oi whats all the shoutin about im trying ta sleep xx YOU need to get out of that feckin' bath!! Na its relaxin xx NOBODY needs to be that relaxed, you must be in a frickin' coma by now!" And all white and wrinkling, come round here and i'll put the iron on | |||
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"gonna change my name to YOU " MOI? | |||
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"Oi whats all the shoutin about im trying ta sleep xx YOU need to get out of that feckin' bath!! Na its relaxin xx " You got Radox in? | |||
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"been watching phil collins. don't like him but I did enjoy it.... " He's lookin' a bit like Alf Garnett though aint he? | |||
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"been watching phil collins. don't like him but I did enjoy it.... He's lookin' a bit like Alf Garnett though aint he? " aye defo... doesna look well | |||
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"been watching phil collins. don't like him but I did enjoy it.... He's lookin' a bit like Alf Garnett though aint he? aye defo... doesna look well " I thought that too, not just that he's getting older. Looks ill | |||
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"or really it should be Tu that way its You but sexy " Damn. You're good. | |||
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"been watching phil collins. don't like him but I did enjoy it.... He's lookin' a bit like Alf Garnett though aint he? aye defo... doesna look well " Careful what you say, Sensey's off on one tonight (think he's been at the cooking sherry again) | |||
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"been watching phil collins. don't like him but I did enjoy it.... He's lookin' a bit like Alf Garnett though aint he? aye defo... doesna look well Careful what you say, Sensey's off on one tonight (think he's been at the cooking sherry again) " is he indeed .... | |||
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"been watching phil collins. don't like him but I did enjoy it.... He's lookin' a bit like Alf Garnett though aint he? aye defo... doesna look well Careful what you say, Sensey's off on one tonight (think he's been at the cooking sherry again) " Madam, I RESEMBLE that remark. | |||
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"Oi whats all the shoutin about im trying ta sleep xx YOU need to get out of that feckin' bath!! Na its relaxin xx NOBODY needs to be that relaxed, you must be in a frickin' coma by now! And all white and wrinkling, come round here and i'll put the iron on " Ya kinky bugger Im on me way xx | |||
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"been watching phil collins. don't like him but I did enjoy it.... He's lookin' a bit like Alf Garnett though aint he? aye defo... doesna look well Careful what you say, Sensey's off on one tonight (think he's been at the cooking sherry again) is he indeed ...." DARLING VIEW! How are you? Did the party go well? I've been fending off beastly common people who can't spell all evening, it's been simply AWFUL. I've held the forums together as best i can, but i'm tired, soooo tired now... ...I Vont to be alone! *crashes dramatically to the floor* (then sneakily looks up just to check everyone saw it) | |||
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"been watching phil collins. don't like him but I did enjoy it.... He's lookin' a bit like Alf Garnett though aint he? aye defo... doesna look well Careful what you say, Sensey's off on one tonight (think he's been at the cooking sherry again) is he indeed .... DARLING VIEW! How are you? Did the party go well? I've been fending off beastly common people who can't spell all evening, it's been simply AWFUL. I've held the forums together as best i can, but i'm tired, soooo tired now... ...I Vont to be alone! *crashes dramatically to the floor* (then sneakily looks up just to check everyone saw it) " bless... yu sound shattered come rest yur head on my lap hold on a sec until I unbutton there ya go.. now fall asleep and dream sweet dreams. ( pops the idea of dreaming about suckling on a ladies tit in his head ) and hopes he does the mouth movements as he sleeps ........ | |||
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"Pervert. " yup...... | |||
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"been watching phil collins. don't like him but I did enjoy it.... He's lookin' a bit like Alf Garnett though aint he? aye defo... doesna look well Careful what you say, Sensey's off on one tonight (think he's been at the cooking sherry again) is he indeed .... DARLING VIEW! How are you? Did the party go well? I've been fending off beastly common people who can't spell all evening, it's been simply AWFUL. I've held the forums together as best i can, but i'm tired, soooo tired now... ...I Vont to be alone! *crashes dramatically to the floor* (then sneakily looks up just to check everyone saw it) bless... yu sound shattered come rest yur head on my lap hold on a sec until I unbutton there ya go.. now fall asleep and dream sweet dreams. ( pops the idea of dreaming about suckling on a ladies tit in his head ) and hopes he does the mouth movements as he sleeps ........ " Oh View, you are SUCH a dear! WHAT would i do without you? *snuggles in and knows he is safe. Thinks, MY oh MY, this lady has big nipples, but i can tell she REALLY wants me to get the milk by he way she is pushing my head down* | |||
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"mmmmmm or as we now say barrage de votre bien " I am. But you had me at "Tu". x. | |||
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"and dont even think about coming up for air........ I will resuscitate.. I did first aid in the guides." No you won't. You'll cum in my mouth. 'Cos behind that caring exterior, you're a dirty fucker! Sleep well, my kindred spirit. Mwah. | |||
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"I'm here too. What have I missed?" View is dishing out the blow jobs - pull it out and act sleepy!! | |||
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"Je suis excité à la pensée" I love it when ya talks dirty xx | |||
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"Closes eyes & waits for _iew!!!!" why ya closing ya eyes.. I aint john merrick... I get called elephant man for another reason | |||
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"Closes eyes & waits for _iew!!!!" "fuck it. another saturday night an nothing. a blow job from a mad jock is better than nothing. isnt it?" | |||
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"Dreamgirls is a fab film......." AND I AM TEEEEEELLLLLIIIIINNNGGGGGG YOUUU, I'M NOT GOING.... (ad infinitum) | |||
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"Dreamgirls is a fab film....... AND I AM TEEEEEELLLLLIIIIINNNGGGGGG YOUUU, I'M NOT GOING.... (ad infinitum) " she is so good jennifer hudson | |||
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"Beggars can't be choosers!" och well,. lob it out and after, will we be engaged | |||
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"Dreamgirls is a fab film....... AND I AM TEEEEEELLLLLIIIIINNNGGGGGG YOUUU, I'M NOT GOING.... (ad infinitum) she is so good jennifer hudson" I've got the original on 7" vinyl, can't remember who it is though - but she BELTS it out... | |||
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"Beggars can't be choosers! och well,. lob it out and after, will we be engaged" lol til cock do us part! | |||
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"I am here as was meant to be out being naughty at my local club but felt like poo for days now so home alone(kids away)snuggled on sofa with blanket. awwwwww I here you say. Poor _ruit. Can I have some sympathy please as was looking forward to some damn good sex." Gentle hugs coming your way | |||
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"Je suis excité à la pensée" Damn baby, you dig it the most! ALWAYS the girls who live feckin' mile away. C'est la Vie Je Regret Rien La vie en Rose. | |||
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"I am here! Come and bite me! YOU lose a point for being all professional when the pics disapered earlier... "...it's the Server"! " . Sorry, I don't do silly and fluffy! | |||
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"So many of you stuck in on a Saturday night! You should have been out playing like the rest of us " I would have, but i had to stay in. My van is off the road. It's a long story... | |||
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"...The X-Factor must be on. (And, as an aside Femme isnt here. Coincidence?). " Cheeky git | |||
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"...The X-Factor must be on. (And, as an aside Femme isnt here. Coincidence?). Cheeky git " Oi Femme | |||
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"...The X-Factor must be on. (And, as an aside Femme isnt here. Coincidence?). Cheeky git Oi Femme " ello granny | |||
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" Hello to Femme , Granny and Pearl." Hello to Femme, Pearl ,Mushy and Me | |||
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"...The X-Factor must be on. (And, as an aside Femme isnt here. Coincidence?). Cheeky git Oi Femme ello granny " I was going to say Femme ...............that.... there is like ..... a museum of shoes thing in London...... well ...tis part of the uni now. They specialise in designing shoes .!! Your dream ...... go an enroll. it's part of the uni now but you'd LOVE it !! | |||
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"...The X-Factor must be on. (And, as an aside Femme isnt here. Coincidence?). Cheeky git Oi Femme ello granny I was going to say Femme ...............that.... there is like ..... a museum of shoes thing in London...... well ...tis part of the uni now. They specialise in designing shoes .!! Your dream ...... go an enroll. it's part of the uni now but you'd LOVE it !!" oooooooooooh il check it out..fankoo Granny...btw i still have the tissues xxx | |||
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"...The X-Factor must be on. (And, as an aside Femme isnt here. Coincidence?). Cheeky git " And X-factor IS on - i am being subject to it by my sister, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah SAVE ME!!!! | |||
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"Just had dinner, watching Men in Black 2 at the mo. And I had been out for some impromptu fun earlier! " I've been on this site too long pearl. I thought you said you had dinner watching 2 black men..... | |||
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"Just had dinner, watching Men in Black 2 at the mo. And I had been out for some impromptu fun earlier! " Way to go ma lady | |||
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"Just had dinner, watching Men in Black 2 at the mo. And I had been out for some impromptu fun earlier! I've been on this site too long pearl. I thought you said you had dinner watching 2 black men..... " lol | |||
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"Just had dinner, watching Men in Black 2 at the mo. And I had been out for some impromptu fun earlier! Way to go ma lady" . Quick shags have their uses! | |||
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"OMG Femme ......they have a Summer School for Shoe Makers... " noooooooooooooooo i talk cobblers but couldnt be one, id break my nails | |||
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"Just had dinner, watching Men in Black 2 at the mo. And I had been out for some impromptu fun earlier! Way to go ma lady . Quick shags have their uses! " hopefully he was not THAT quick , heehee | |||
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"Quick shags have their uses! hopefully he was not THAT quick , heehee" . No, not that quick, and he was a gent! | |||
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"xfactor is on.... " grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr | |||
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"xfactor is on.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" | |||
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"xfactor is on.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr " i have a request View | |||
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"xfactor is on.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i have a request View " prey tell what that may be... | |||
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"That reminds, where is the OP tonight? Sensual, where are you???!!! " what have you done with him.....hidden his white socks? | |||
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"That reminds, where is the OP tonight? Sensual, where are you???!!! what have you done with him.....hidden his white socks? " . I wish!!! Shame that he is so blooming far away! | |||
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"indeed, where is he ? close the borders and call interpol " . Out having fun I hope! | |||
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"indeed, where is he ? close the borders and call interpol . Out having fun I hope! " aye I hope so, he comes across as a decent lad | |||
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"aye I hope so, he comes across as a decent lad" . A few nuts short of a whole _ruit cake more like! | |||
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"Just had dinner, watching Men in Black 2 at the mo. And I had been out for some impromptu fun earlier! I've been on this site too long pearl. I thought you said you had dinner watching 2 black men..... " Oh Granny! | |||
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