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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but that's too funny!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Oh my!

I have done this too although I was I day early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha thats funny as fuck!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Very very very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mucking Fuppet

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be well pissed by the time they turn up.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Only had a diet and left..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that's a definition of an 'Eager Beaver'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's eager 48 hours early, lucky man

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Now I get to do the hair, make up, outfit, shoes, panic PANIC PAAANNIICCCC again on Thursday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early. "

Starting to doubt those detective skills of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early. "

I'm not arranging a meet with you then because we would miss each other by 96 hours as I am normally running late.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early.

I'm not arranging a meet with you then because we would miss each other by 96 hours as I am normally running late.

"

Hahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your headline just adds to the confusion.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Your headline just adds to the confusion. "

What? Timewaster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster? "

No, on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

explains not meeting for the foreseeable future i thought it says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile. "

What she has on her profile has nothing to do with this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

altho with the fine ladies ability to track time .... need i say more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

What she has on her profile has nothing to do with this thread.

Well, it kinda does. Talking about meeting someone when it says "Not meeting" on the profile.

"

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile. "

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

What she has on her profile has nothing to do with this thread.

Well, it kinda does. Talking about meeting someone when it says "Not meeting" on the profile.

"

oh dear.. you believe everything you read on profiles? bless

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

What she has on her profile has nothing to do with this thread.

Well, it kinda does. Talking about meeting someone when it says "Not meeting" on the profile.

oh dear.. you believe everything you read on profiles? bless

"

I know. Mine says cannot accom. But I have before.. Sue me!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here. "

Ah, fair enough.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough. "

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first? "

Have I touched a nerve, my dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough. "

Tis a popular way of ladies keeping the old inbox a bit more manageable too....helps curb the amount of messages they get so I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here. "

You don't need to explain

It could have been a long term friend or someone your been speaking to someone for an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"doughnut"

Someone said CAKE !

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

Have I touched a nerve, my dear? "

Not at all, just didn't realise I'd asked for comments on the content of my profile.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"doughnut

Someone said CAKE ! "

Who? Where? I want one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"doughnut

Someone said CAKE !

Who? Where? I want one!!"

nothing to see here move along please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

What she has on her profile has nothing to do with this thread.

Well, it kinda does. Talking about meeting someone when it says "Not meeting" on the profile.

oh dear.. you believe everything you read on profiles? bless

"

This does piss me off about men on here. You put not meeting at the moment so people don't ask you to meet. They can't seem to comprehend you may have friends you meet or you may be talking about something that happened before you wrote it. Actually,I had a couple send me abuse because I couldn't fit into their free time but displayed a verification from someone I'd had a meet arranged for weeks,before I'd spoken to them. You're scared to open your mouth some days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

Have I touched a nerve, my dear?

Not at all, just didn't realise I'd asked for comments on the content of my profile. "

I noticed an inconsistency, therefore I questioned it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"doughnut

Someone said CAKE !

Who? Where? I want one!!"

I want 2 !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I got your message. I couldn't stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"doughnut

Someone said CAKE !

Who? Where? I want one!!"

I love a fresh doughnut,

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"When I got your message. I couldn't stop laughing "

You were the first to know. I waited till I got home to fess up to this lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

Have I touched a nerve, my dear?

Not at all, just didn't realise I'd asked for comments on the content of my profile.

I noticed an inconsistency, therefore I questioned it."

I'm being inconsistent too. I met up with a buddy of mine Saturday and we got naked

Doesn't mean I'm ready for anyone else at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a doughnut isnt cake

cake is cake

imagine a cake made out of doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I got your message. I couldn't stop laughing

You were the first to know. I waited till I got home to fess up to this lot! "

All I pictured was your anger and frustration, then the sudden realisation of what you have done. Hahaha

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

Have I touched a nerve, my dear?

Not at all, just didn't realise I'd asked for comments on the content of my profile.

I noticed an inconsistency, therefore I questioned it.

I'm being inconsistent too. I met up with a buddy of mine Saturday and we got naked

Doesn't mean I'm ready for anyone else at the moment. "

Noooooo!!! How very naughty of you!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early. "

Blows away the two myths!

That women are always late and that it's only men who may suffer from being premature!!

A

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"When I got your message. I couldn't stop laughing

You were the first to know. I waited till I got home to fess up to this lot!

All I pictured was your anger and frustration, then the sudden realisation of what you have done. Hahaha"

It's a good job I realised it was my mistake before I sent him a shitty message!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

Have I touched a nerve, my dear?

Not at all, just didn't realise I'd asked for comments on the content of my profile.

I noticed an inconsistency, therefore I questioned it.

I'm being inconsistent too. I met up with a buddy of mine Saturday and we got naked

Doesn't mean I'm ready for anyone else at the moment.

Noooooo!!! How very naughty of you! "

I'm draughting a letter of apology and in depth explanation to all who may be concerned. I don't want any broken hearts or pathetic "You said you aren't meeting at the moment!" messages. I'm too fragile at the moment . As for turning up 2 days early,don't you have a calendar on your phone that reminds you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a doughnut isnt cake

cake is cake

imagine a cake made out of doughnuts "

Cake & doughnut

Gimme gimme gimme

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

Have I touched a nerve, my dear?

Not at all, just didn't realise I'd asked for comments on the content of my profile.

I noticed an inconsistency, therefore I questioned it.

I'm being inconsistent too. I met up with a buddy of mine Saturday and we got naked

Doesn't mean I'm ready for anyone else at the moment.

Noooooo!!! How very naughty of you!

I'm draughting a letter of apology and in depth explanation to all who may be concerned. I don't want any broken hearts or pathetic "You said you aren't meeting at the moment!" messages. I'm too fragile at the moment . As for turning up 2 days early,don't you have a calendar on your phone that reminds you? "

I've never done anything like this before. Losing my mind!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early. "

your keen has mustard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

Have I touched a nerve, my dear?

Not at all, just didn't realise I'd asked for comments on the content of my profile.

I noticed an inconsistency, therefore I questioned it.

I'm being inconsistent too. I met up with a buddy of mine Saturday and we got naked

Doesn't mean I'm ready for anyone else at the moment.

Noooooo!!! How very naughty of you!

I'm draughting a letter of apology and in depth explanation to all who may be concerned. I don't want any broken hearts or pathetic "You said you aren't meeting at the moment!" messages. I'm too fragile at the moment . As for turning up 2 days early,don't you have a calendar on your phone that reminds you?

I've never done anything like this before. Losing my mind!! "

Does he even exist! Is it all in your mind?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

Have I touched a nerve, my dear?

Not at all, just didn't realise I'd asked for comments on the content of my profile.

I noticed an inconsistency, therefore I questioned it.

I'm being inconsistent too. I met up with a buddy of mine Saturday and we got naked

Doesn't mean I'm ready for anyone else at the moment.

Noooooo!!! How very naughty of you!

I'm draughting a letter of apology and in depth explanation to all who may be concerned. I don't want any broken hearts or pathetic "You said you aren't meeting at the moment!" messages. I'm too fragile at the moment . As for turning up 2 days early,don't you have a calendar on your phone that reminds you?

I've never done anything like this before. Losing my mind!!

Does he even exist! Is it all in your mind? "

Ooh maybe I created a fake male profile so I can pretend someone wanted to meet me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

Have I touched a nerve, my dear?

Not at all, just didn't realise I'd asked for comments on the content of my profile.

I noticed an inconsistency, therefore I questioned it.

I'm being inconsistent too. I met up with a buddy of mine Saturday and we got naked

Doesn't mean I'm ready for anyone else at the moment.

Noooooo!!! How very naughty of you!

I'm draughting a letter of apology and in depth explanation to all who may be concerned. I don't want any broken hearts or pathetic "You said you aren't meeting at the moment!" messages. I'm too fragile at the moment . As for turning up 2 days early,don't you have a calendar on your phone that reminds you?

I've never done anything like this before. Losing my mind!!

Does he even exist! Is it all in your mind?

Ooh maybe I created a fake male profile so I can pretend someone wanted to meet me!! "

Bet he's well hot! Introduce me please

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

Have I touched a nerve, my dear?

Not at all, just didn't realise I'd asked for comments on the content of my profile.

I noticed an inconsistency, therefore I questioned it.

I'm being inconsistent too. I met up with a buddy of mine Saturday and we got naked

Doesn't mean I'm ready for anyone else at the moment.

Noooooo!!! How very naughty of you!

I'm draughting a letter of apology and in depth explanation to all who may be concerned. I don't want any broken hearts or pathetic "You said you aren't meeting at the moment!" messages. I'm too fragile at the moment . As for turning up 2 days early,don't you have a calendar on your phone that reminds you?

I've never done anything like this before. Losing my mind!!

Does he even exist! Is it all in your mind?

Ooh maybe I created a fake male profile so I can pretend someone wanted to meet me!!

Bet he's well hot! Introduce me please "

He's 6ft 4 and muscly.. Will that do??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

Have I touched a nerve, my dear?

Not at all, just didn't realise I'd asked for comments on the content of my profile.

I noticed an inconsistency, therefore I questioned it.

I'm being inconsistent too. I met up with a buddy of mine Saturday and we got naked

Doesn't mean I'm ready for anyone else at the moment.

Noooooo!!! How very naughty of you!

I'm draughting a letter of apology and in depth explanation to all who may be concerned. I don't want any broken hearts or pathetic "You said you aren't meeting at the moment!" messages. I'm too fragile at the moment . As for turning up 2 days early,don't you have a calendar on your phone that reminds you?

I've never done anything like this before. Losing my mind!!

Does he even exist! Is it all in your mind?

Ooh maybe I created a fake male profile so I can pretend someone wanted to meet me!!

Bet he's well hot! Introduce me please

He's 6ft 4 and muscly.. Will that do?? "

I won't complain,or turn up 2 days early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early. "

looking at ur profile (hehe) you call a spade a spade an pull no punches

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When you go there on Thursday, you will look like a serial dater

And Ejay, I thought you were promised to Mikki and I?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

Can I just remind people of the rules,

No nit-picking please

Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early. "

Best post ever -

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton


"Only had a diet and left.. "

I think you deserve a double vodka in that... Soz for laughing lol

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early. "

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait to read the veri

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first? "

(Tannoy crackles into life)

Clean up on aisle 5, someone spilled a shitload of sarcasm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very punctual lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that keen for a meet would worry me

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

In my defense it was originally organised for last Tuesday but he had to stay late at work so we rescheduled.. Just not for Tuesday again apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I get to do the hair, make up, outfit, shoes, panic PANIC PAAANNIICCCC again on Thursday! "

Shag him twice.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Now I get to do the hair, make up, outfit, shoes, panic PANIC PAAANNIICCCC again on Thursday!

Shag him twice."

There will be no shagging. Just a social! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you were miffed as well!!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Now I get to do the hair, make up, outfit, shoes, panic PANIC PAAANNIICCCC again on Thursday! "

Not as much panic. You've had practice now. Silver lining - unless what if everyone in the pub wonders why you're still in the same clothes two days later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I get to do the hair, make up, outfit, shoes, panic PANIC PAAANNIICCCC again on Thursday!

Shag him twice.

There will be no shagging. Just a social! Lol x"

In that case let him buy you two Diet Cokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early. "

Have you reported yourself? Good luck for next Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S. Only joking, go on Thursday, not next Tuesday! x

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Now I get to do the hair, make up, outfit, shoes, panic PANIC PAAANNIICCCC again on Thursday!

Not as much panic. You've had practice now. Silver lining - unless what if everyone in the pub wonders why you're still in the same clothes two days later? "

I need to choose a new outfit now!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"P.S. Only joking, go on Thursday, not next Tuesday! x"

Don't confuse me even more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S. Only joking, go on Thursday, not next Tuesday! x"

Don't confuse her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet she turns up late now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks that's the first time I've laughed today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S. Only joking, go on Thursday, not next Tuesday! x

Don't confuse me even more..."

Sorry.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"P.S. Only joking, go on Thursday, not next Tuesday! x

Don't confuse me even more...

Sorry. "

it's easy done x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just remind people of the rules,

No nit-picking please

Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile.

"

but it is relevant though, no?

no idea whats on the lady's profile, but if she says she's not meeting (as the guy pointed out)- then starts a thread about her latest fab meeting....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So easy to confuse: they both begin with a T, have a u and end in day!

On Nana's point - I have tried to make my profile clear that I will continue to meet my existing friends as I got fed up with the snide comments that I'd said I couldn't meet them and then went off and had a meet. I don't get why people can't see that as a) none of their business and b) a very good reason not to meet them and c) that they've lost all chance of me ever wanting to meet them.

Hottie, wear whatever you feel comfortable wearing. You always look great.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can I just remind people of the rules,

No nit-picking please

Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile.

but it is relevant though, no?

no idea whats on the lady's profile, but if she says she's not meeting (as the guy pointed out)- then starts a thread about her latest fab meeting....

"

How does starting a thread have any relevance to her profile? The two aren't linked ideas. She has a specific meet in mind and is talking about being a daft bint turning up early. Her profile is aimed at prospective new meets. Her profile is not on the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just remind people of the rules,

No nit-picking please

Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile.

but it is relevant though, no?

no idea whats on the lady's profile, but if she says she's not meeting (as the guy pointed out)- then starts a thread about her latest fab meeting....

"

Not meeting you....she/I mean not meeting you,or anyone else who isn't in regular contact in the real world. Any clearer now?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Can I just remind people of the rules,

No nit-picking please

Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile.

but it is relevant though, no?

no idea whats on the lady's profile, but if she says she's not meeting (as the guy pointed out)- then starts a thread about her latest fab meeting....

"

Why is it relevant??? I've got some long standing friends on here am I not allowed to meet those socially for a coffee??

Best cancel my invite to a friends 50th party in a few weeks then. Surely it will be against everything if I attend that.. Jeez...

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"So easy to confuse: they both begin with a T, have a u and end in day!

On Nana's point - I have tried to make my profile clear that I will continue to meet my existing friends as I got fed up with the snide comments that I'd said I couldn't meet them and then went off and had a meet. I don't get why people can't see that as a) none of their business and b) a very good reason not to meet them and c) that they've lost all chance of me ever wanting to meet them.

Hottie, wear whatever you feel comfortable wearing. You always look great.

"

No ones said anything until today, not back in June when I got 20 veri's from my party, not last week when I got a veri after I went for a drink with an old friend from here.

Just one person decided to pick up on it. Fortunately no one else seemed to think i had broken fab law.. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

but it is relevant though, no?

no idea whats on the lady's profile, but if she says she's not meeting (as the guy pointed out)- then starts a thread about her latest fab meeting....

"

I've met a few where they have had "Not Meeting" on their profile.

the reason is, it cuts down on mail...of which single fems get bucketloads of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what I call keen

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"Can I just remind people of the rules,

No nit-picking please

Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile.

but it is relevant though, no?

"

No

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Can I just remind people of the rules,

No nit-picking please

Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile.

but it is relevant though, no?

No"

Hahaha.. . I thought that was made clear by you earlier.. Clearly not!!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I've mailed the guy to tell him. Thought I might as well give him a laugh..

One good thing came out of it though, I learned how to bypass the adult content blocker so I don't have to get it sorted in the shop and now I can look at fab outside... Oooohhhhh

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

HI WHAT DO YOU CALL A TIME WASTER.

We have been playing many years. We have gone and seen people look as if they have been selling the big issue don,t make contact were called waster,s Same the other side of the fence looked at us and gone it,s the territory of this life we lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few posts on this thread remind me of the joke

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?

A slut fucks everyone at the party

A bitch fucks everyone except YOU!

It is always down to the individual who they want to meet or not. Bitching about it won't win you any brownie points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first? "

In his defence, there are so many ladies asking in the forums and on status 'do men not read profiles?' And 'read my profile!' Etc. us poor guys dunno which way to run!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"HI WHAT DO YOU CALL A TIME WASTER.

We have been playing many years. We have gone and seen people look as if they have been selling the big issue don,t make contact were called waster,s Same the other side of the fence looked at us and gone it,s the territory of this life we lead "

You mean you arranged a meet and didn't like the look of them so just left without telling them?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Your headline just adds to the confusion.

What? Timewaster?

No, on your profile.

This is a guy I've been chatting to for ages. Long before I even put that up. We both had free time so sorted a coffee meet. I had another one last week with another guy from here.

Ah, fair enough.

Gee thanks.. Should I run any other changes to my profile by you first?

In his defence, there are so many ladies asking in the forums and on status 'do men not read profiles?' And 'read my profile!' Etc. us poor guys dunno which way to run! "

I didn't ask that through did I? It was a lighthearted thread about me being a twit and turning up for a bloody cuppa 2 days early..

Reading profiles are for if you are intending on messaging someone. Or if they've messaged you. Neither of those things happened in this case!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just remind people of the rules,

No nit-picking please

Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile.

but it is relevant though, no?

no idea whats on the lady's profile, but if she says she's not meeting (as the guy pointed out)- then starts a thread about her latest fab meeting....

Why is it relevant??? I've got some long standing friends on here am I not allowed to meet those socially for a coffee??

Best cancel my invite to a friends 50th party in a few weeks then. Surely it will be against everything if I attend that.. Jeez... "

I'm confused. You're implying that... you have a life outside of Fab.

....Friends that aren't on Fab.

....Party invites too.

Yet ...not... meeting.

*brain . does . not . compute*

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Can I just remind people of the rules,

No nit-picking please

Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile.

but it is relevant though, no?

no idea whats on the lady's profile, but if she says she's not meeting (as the guy pointed out)- then starts a thread about her latest fab meeting....

Why is it relevant??? I've got some long standing friends on here am I not allowed to meet those socially for a coffee??

Best cancel my invite to a friends 50th party in a few weeks then. Surely it will be against everything if I attend that.. Jeez...

I'm confused. You're implying that... you have a life outside of Fab.

....Friends that aren't on Fab.

....Party invites too.

Yet ...not... meeting.

*brain . does . not . compute*

"

Behave yourself you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat it as a dress rehearsal.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Treat it as a dress rehearsal. "

I did.. I know the route to the pub, and I know not to walk along the seafront coz the wind isn't great for my hair!! Lesson learned x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early. "

. Just spat my bloody tea out laughing at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily I don't drink tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the real time waster are those who delete mail without a reply...sorry but i am honest

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"the real time waster are those who delete mail without a reply...sorry but i am honest"

Why are they timewasters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How embarrassing for you, but I bet you laughed at yourself

Will you turn up again on Thursday?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"the real time waster are those who delete mail without a reply...sorry but i am honest"

Honest but misguided. At least you know they're not interested without wasting your time reading that they are in a rejection message or messaging back and forth because they're too polite to say so. It's even in the FAQ and reading those is a pretty good use of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the real time waster are those who delete mail without a reply...sorry but i am honest"

Or those that hijack light hearted threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo a blonde moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the real time waster are those who delete mail without a reply...sorry but i am honest

Or those that hijack light hearted threads "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"the real time waster are those who delete mail without a reply...sorry but i am honest"

It saves me time so that I can waste it on something else.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've never done that on a meet but back when I was junked out on painkillers, I turned up a whole month early for a hospital appointment 2 hours from Arse End (June and July are easily confused when you're whacked off your head)...fortunately, my consultant fitted me in at the end of his clinic. I also turned up 2 days early at another appointment an hour and a half away - on that occasion, I had to come home and return on the correct day as the clinic wasn't on

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've never done that on a meet but back when I was junked out on painkillers, I turned up a whole month early for a hospital appointment 2 hours from Arse End (June and July are easily confused when you're whacked off your head)...fortunately, my consultant fitted me in at the end of his clinic. I also turned up 2 days early at another appointment an hour and a half away - on that occasion, I had to come home and return on the correct day as the clinic wasn't on "

Was this the consultant you really liked?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I've never done that on a meet but back when I was junked out on painkillers, I turned up a whole month early for a hospital appointment 2 hours from Arse End (June and July are easily confused when you're whacked off your head)...fortunately, my consultant fitted me in at the end of his clinic. I also turned up 2 days early at another appointment an hour and a half away - on that occasion, I had to come home and return on the correct day as the clinic wasn't on

Was this the consultant you really liked? "

It was indeed...he was lovely

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Dont be too hard on yourself OP Tuesday and Thursday both start woth a T and end in day easy mistake to make

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Thanks for this Hottie. It made me laugh and it helps to know that it's not just me that does bloody stupid things like this from time to time!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"the real time waster are those who delete mail without a reply...sorry but i am honest"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ryan had a meet like that a couple of years ago, didn't he? She turned up on the wrong day and blamed him.

If the she is reading this, where have you been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao xx Thankyou! That made me laugh xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Ryan had a meet like that a couple of years ago, didn't he? She turned up on the wrong day and blamed him.

If the she is reading this, where have you been?

"

I don't remember him mentioning it but maybe.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"the real time waster are those who delete mail without a reply...sorry but i am honest"

I call this time saving.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ryan had a meet like that a couple of years ago, didn't he? She turned up on the wrong day and blamed him.

If the she is reading this, where have you been?

I don't remember him mentioning it but maybe."

I don't think he did but she did. It was funny.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"the real time waster are those who delete mail without a reply...sorry but i am honest

I call this time saving."

It saves me loads of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan had a meet like that a couple of years ago, didn't he? She turned up on the wrong day and blamed him.

If the she is reading this, where have you been?

"

I think I know who you mean. I was thinking about her earlier, someone on tv reminded me of her. Hope she's doing well.

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early. "

And I thought it was only guys that were premature!! Lol

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Have a reminder set on my phone for tomorrow..

The guy I'm meeting found it very funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

You total nutcase

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"You total nutcase "

Is this news??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a reminder set on my phone for tomorrow..

The guy I'm meeting found it very funny!! "

Haha legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a reminder set on my phone for tomorrow..

The guy I'm meeting found it very funny!! "

And flattered that u was early lol

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"I am one.

My own. Sat in the pub muttering to myself for 30 mins that id been stood up, found a way round the content blocker on my phone, checked back through my messages..

Yeah I'm 48 hours early. "

Thanks for the laugh . I really, really needed one today, and this thread has provided me with a few now!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I did it.. Right pub, right day, right time!!

Yay me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did it.. Right pub, right day, right time!!

Yay me!!! "

Well din you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did it.. Right pub, right day, right time!!

Yay me!!! "

Glad you got it right the second time round

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"I did it.. Right pub, right day, right time!!

Yay me!!!

Glad you got it right the second time round "

Me too! He was lovely as well. Result! Xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I did it.. Right pub, right day, right time!!

Yay me!!!

Glad you got it right the second time round

Me too! He was lovely as well. Result! Xx "

Right outfit too?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"I did it.. Right pub, right day, right time!!

Yay me!!!

Glad you got it right the second time round

Me too! He was lovely as well. Result! Xx

Right outfit too?

"

I got changed about a dozen times, I have no idea.. I'm never really confident in what I wear!!

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