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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous." Such an arrogant idiot.  | |||
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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. Such an arrogant idiot. "Check your WhatsApp, woman. | |||
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"Yeah I do local searches all the time to see if there is any local totty to harras " | |||
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"Yeah I do local searches all the time to see if there is any local totty to harras "But what about local searches that include you? Ever wondered how you look in the crowd? | |||
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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. Such an arrogant idiot. ". well said! | |||
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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. Such an arrogant idiot. . well said! "Oh, so what am I supposed to say? "Oh woe is me, so many wonderful men with amazing profiles. How will I ever make sweet coitus with a lady?". Fuck that, I say it like I see it. My profile is the only one that stands out and doesn't immediately look like it was created by my dick-led brain. | |||
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"Yeah I do local searches all the time to see if there is any local totty to harras
But what about local searches that include you? Ever wondered how you look in the crowd? "I'm fat and ugly I know how I look, I wouldn't stand out in the croud but I try not to let it get me down | |||
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"I can't say I compare how I look to women in my local area to be honest...I rarely search for locals as it just comes up with Jacqs and nympo "Hey that's not a bad things | |||
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"Yeah I do local searches all the time to see if there is any local totty to harras
But what about local searches that include you? Ever wondered how you look in the crowd?
I'm fat and ugly I know how I look, I wouldn't stand out in the croud but I try not to let it get me down "Can't really see your face, but you don't look fat or ugly. | |||
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"Yeah I do local searches all the time to see if there is any local totty to harras
But what about local searches that include you? Ever wondered how you look in the crowd? "I think I've just clicked what your asking if, Swy for instance me, do I do a search for local single females and check out the competition to see how I rate against the others? | |||
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"Yeah I do local searches all the time to see if there is any local totty to harras
But what about local searches that include you? Ever wondered how you look in the crowd?
I think I've just clicked what your asking if, Swy for instance me, do I do a search for local single females and check out the competition to see how I rate against the others?"Yeah, just to see what the guys are seeing. | |||
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"Yeah I do local searches all the time to see if there is any local totty to harras
But what about local searches that include you? Ever wondered how you look in the crowd?
I'm fat and ugly I know how I look, I wouldn't stand out in the croud but I try not to let it get me down "Ignore this woman she is neither fat or ugly | |||
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"I can't say I compare how I look to women in my local area to be honest...I rarely search for locals as it just comes up with Jacqs and nympo "and a chicken! | |||
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"Yeah I do local searches all the time to see if there is any local totty to harras
But what about local searches that include you? Ever wondered how you look in the crowd?
I think I've just clicked what your asking if, Swy for instance me, do I do a search for local single females and check out the competition to see how I rate against the others?
Yeah, just to see what the guys are seeing. "Hell no that's just crazy behaviour
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"I can't say I compare how I look to women in my local area to be honest...I rarely search for locals as it just comes up with Jacqs and nympo and a chicken! "Yes and Colin | |||
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"Yeah I do local searches all the time to see if there is any local totty to harras
But what about local searches that include you? Ever wondered how you look in the crowd?
I'm fat and ugly I know how I look, I wouldn't stand out in the croud but I try not to let it get me down
Ignore this woman she is neither fat or ugly "one hot momma  | |||
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"Yeah I do local searches all the time to see if there is any local totty to harras
But what about local searches that include you? Ever wondered how you look in the crowd?
I think I've just clicked what your asking if, Swy for instance me, do I do a search for local single females and check out the competition to see how I rate against the others?
Yeah, just to see what the guys are seeing.
Hell no that's just crazy behaviour
"I've just done it. A LOT of silhouette avatars and ranty "fuck you" type profiles. Makes it easy to stand out | |||
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"I don't do local searches or look at the local updates because it depresses the shit out of me about where I live. I love Newcastle but fuck me there's a lot of dickheads. " This!!!! | |||
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"I don't do local searches or look at the local updates because it depresses the shit out of me about where I live. I love Newcastle but fuck me there's a lot of dickheads. " football teams not the best either haha x | |||
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"I don't do local searches or look at the local updates because it depresses the shit out of me about where I live. I love Newcastle but fuck me there's a lot of dickheads. football teams not the best either haha x" Now now | |||
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"Yeah I do local searches all the time to see if there is any local totty to harras
But what about local searches that include you? Ever wondered how you look in the crowd?
I think I've just clicked what your asking if, Swy for instance me, do I do a search for local single females and check out the competition to see how I rate against the others?
Yeah, just to see what the guys are seeing.
Hell no that's just crazy behaviour
I've just done it. A LOT of silhouette avatars and ranty "fuck you" type profiles. Makes it easy to stand out "Exactly the point I was making | |||
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"I don't do local searches or look at the local updates because it depresses the shit out of me about where I live. I love Newcastle but fuck me there's a lot of dickheads. " Haha couldnt agree more about my area , that was one of the reason why i left this site the first time i was on here,  | |||
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"I don't do local searches or look at the local updates because it depresses the shit out of me about where I live. I love Newcastle but fuck me there's a lot of dickheads. football teams not the best either haha x Now now" Apologies
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"I don't do local searches or look at the local updates because it depresses the shit out of me about where I live. I love Newcastle but fuck me there's a lot of dickheads. football teams not the best either haha x Now now Apologies
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"I don't do local searches or look at the local updates because it depresses the shit out of me about where I live. I love Newcastle but fuck me there's a lot of dickheads. football teams not the best either haha x Now now" your in the premier league | |||
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"I can't say I compare how I look to women in my local area to be honest...I rarely search for locals as it just comes up with Jacqs and nympo and a chicken!
Yes and Colin "I'd wager no other woman has such an impressive looking cock poking out of her cleavage! | |||
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most of the profiles are fi he, pics etc some are a bit ranty and shouty, nothing that's left me worried | |||
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"I can't say I compare how I look to women in my local area to be honest...I rarely search for locals as it just comes up with Jacqs and nympo "That's a bit of a trinity in a search! The three of you! Fuckin' hell I need to move.... | |||
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"Errr.....I've done it now.....seems like I'm doing ok compared to many of the local guys, same thing, many shadow avatars, poor profiles, those who are verified don't seem to have many at all... Not sure how I feel about that...pleased I suppose... Was wondering why at the end of last year I had a local guy messaging me suggesting we 'team up'.....riding the coat tails perhaps? I dunno... Fuck...I almost wish I hadn't searched now, I feel a bit crap that I'm so pleased if that makes sense? " Basque in the glory of having a superior profile, my friend. | |||
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"I don't do local searches or look at the local updates because it depresses the shit out of me about where I live. I love Newcastle but fuck me there's a lot of dickheads. " Dickheads everywhere not just up here, local searches are for when your bored and need a laugh | |||
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"Errr.....I've done it now.....seems like I'm doing ok compared to many of the local guys, same thing, many shadow avatars, poor profiles, those who are verified don't seem to have many at all... Not sure how I feel about that...pleased I suppose... Was wondering why at the end of last year I had a local guy messaging me suggesting we 'team up'.....riding the coat tails perhaps? I dunno... Fuck...I almost wish I hadn't searched now, I feel a bit crap that I'm so pleased if that makes sense? Basque in the glory of having a superior profile, my friend. " Feel like organising a social and holding a little seminar for them 'come on lads...your letting the side down here...sort your fucking profiles out' | |||
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"Errr.....I've done it now.....seems like I'm doing ok compared to many of the local guys, same thing, many shadow avatars, poor profiles, those who are verified don't seem to have many at all... Not sure how I feel about that...pleased I suppose... Was wondering why at the end of last year I had a local guy messaging me suggesting we 'team up'.....riding the coat tails perhaps? I dunno... Fuck...I almost wish I hadn't searched now, I feel a bit crap that I'm so pleased if that makes sense? Basque in the glory of having a superior profile, my friend. Feel like organising a social and holding a little seminar for them 'come on lads...your letting the side down here...sort your fucking profiles out' " I feel your pain. I was looking briefly at the south west profiles and on one hand I was frustrated by the lack of effort, but on the other hand I thought "Well, it's only gonna benefit me in the long run". | |||
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"Errr.....I've done it now.....seems like I'm doing ok compared to many of the local guys, same thing, many shadow avatars, poor profiles, those who are verified don't seem to have many at all... Not sure how I feel about that...pleased I suppose... Was wondering why at the end of last year I had a local guy messaging me suggesting we 'team up'.....riding the coat tails perhaps? I dunno... Fuck...I almost wish I hadn't searched now, I feel a bit crap that I'm so pleased if that makes sense? Basque in the glory of having a superior profile, my friend. " Or bask in it?? Or is Christos into wearing lingerie?  | |||
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"Errr.....I've done it now.....seems like I'm doing ok compared to many of the local guys, same thing, many shadow avatars, poor profiles, those who are verified don't seem to have many at all... Not sure how I feel about that...pleased I suppose... Was wondering why at the end of last year I had a local guy messaging me suggesting we 'team up'.....riding the coat tails perhaps? I dunno... Fuck...I almost wish I hadn't searched now, I feel a bit crap that I'm so pleased if that makes sense? Basque in the glory of having a superior profile, my friend. Or bask in it?? Or is Christos into wearing lingerie? "That's the one. God, how foolish do I feel now? *puts gun to head*. | |||
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"Errr.....I've done it now.....seems like I'm doing ok compared to many of the local guys, same thing, many shadow avatars, poor profiles, those who are verified don't seem to have many at all... Not sure how I feel about that...pleased I suppose... Was wondering why at the end of last year I had a local guy messaging me suggesting we 'team up'.....riding the coat tails perhaps? I dunno... Fuck...I almost wish I hadn't searched now, I feel a bit crap that I'm so pleased if that makes sense? Basque in the glory of having a superior profile, my friend. Or bask in it?? Or is Christos into wearing lingerie?
That's the one. God, how foolish do I feel now? *puts gun to head*."Haha, something tells me your ego can take it..... | |||
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"Errr.....I've done it now.....seems like I'm doing ok compared to many of the local guys, same thing, many shadow avatars, poor profiles, those who are verified don't seem to have many at all... Not sure how I feel about that...pleased I suppose... Was wondering why at the end of last year I had a local guy messaging me suggesting we 'team up'.....riding the coat tails perhaps? I dunno... Fuck...I almost wish I hadn't searched now, I feel a bit crap that I'm so pleased if that makes sense? Basque in the glory of having a superior profile, my friend. Or bask in it?? Or is Christos into wearing lingerie?
That's the one. God, how foolish do I feel now? *puts gun to head*.
Haha, something tells me your ego can take it..... "I always correct bad spelling/grammar, so when I'm guilty of the same crime, I am utterly ashamed. Forgive me! | |||
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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. Such an arrogant idiot. .
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"Errr.....I've done it now.....seems like I'm doing ok compared to many of the local guys, same thing, many shadow avatars, poor profiles, those who are verified don't seem to have many at all... Not sure how I feel about that...pleased I suppose... Was wondering why at the end of last year I had a local guy messaging me suggesting we 'team up'.....riding the coat tails perhaps? I dunno... Fuck...I almost wish I hadn't searched now, I feel a bit crap that I'm so pleased if that makes sense? Basque in the glory of having a superior profile, my friend. Or bask in it?? Or is Christos into wearing lingerie?
That's the one. God, how foolish do I feel now? *puts gun to head*.
Haha, something tells me your ego can take it.....
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"I did not think or view fab as a competition meant to be adults why not act like one and grow up." Ouch! I just got F'd in the A! | |||
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"Ego ur a star summit ive never though of doing. Done it now . Thank you my profile rocks ! Xx "Don't thank me, just simply kiss my balls. | |||
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" Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. Such an arrogant idiot. .
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"I did not think or view fab as a competition meant to be adults why not act like one and grow up. Ouch! I just got F'd in the A!" | |||
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" Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. Such an arrogant idiot. .
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" Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. Such an arrogant idiot. .
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Jesus wept.
Greedy Thump, I've noticed you get quite wound up by me. Wanna vent, brah?"I find you incredibly cringeworthy. | |||
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" Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. Such an arrogant idiot. .
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You must be new here
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Greedy Thump, I've noticed you get quite wound up by me. Wanna vent, brah?
I find you incredibly cringeworthy.
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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous." there are some very attractive people close to us so I wouldn't like to see how we compare as I think my self confidence would take a bit to big a dent. You are positively overflowing with self belief...do you run courses for us mere mortals?
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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous." Oh you cheeky twat!!! | |||
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"There aint no one local. I have to set the search to 10miles to find some lol "Less competition then, You should be fighting them off with a shitty stick. | |||
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"There aint no one local. I have to set the search to 10miles to find some lol
Less competition then, You should be fighting them off with a shitty stick."Yes that's a good idea that and your right as well | |||
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"Ego ur a star summit ive never though of doing. Done it now . Thank you my profile rocks ! Xx
Don't thank me, just simply kiss my balls. "Certainly Sir | |||
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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. there are some very attractive people close to us so I wouldn't like to see how we compare as I think my self confidence would take a bit to big a dent. You are positively overflowing with self belief...do you run courses for us mere mortals?
Tig"I can just tell the difference between a profile that's been written by a brain and one that's been written by a dick, that's all. My profile, compared to practically all the local men's profiles, looks like it's about a PERSON. Their profiles are just about sex and their dicks. So if some people wanna call me arrogant for thinking that, so be it. But I know that I'm just being truthful. | |||
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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. there are some very attractive people close to us so I wouldn't like to see how we compare as I think my self confidence would take a bit to big a dent. You are positively overflowing with self belief...do you run courses for us mere mortals?
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I can just tell the difference between a profile that's been written by a brain and one that's been written by a dick, that's all. My profile, compared to practically all the local men's profiles, looks like it's about a PERSON. Their profiles are just about sex and their dicks.
So if some people wanna call me arrogant for thinking that, so be it. But I know that I'm just being truthful. "Well done,very kind of you to point it out to everyone,,cheers. personally I think it needs tweaked here n there.  | |||
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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. there are some very attractive people close to us so I wouldn't like to see how we compare as I think my self confidence would take a bit to big a dent. You are positively overflowing with self belief...do you run courses for us mere mortals?
Tig
I can just tell the difference between a profile that's been written by a brain and one that's been written by a dick, that's all. My profile, compared to practically all the local men's profiles, looks like it's about a PERSON. Their profiles are just about sex and their dicks.
So if some people wanna call me arrogant for thinking that, so be it. But I know that I'm just being truthful.
Well done,very kind of you to point it out to everyone,,cheers.
personally I think it needs tweaked here n there. "I think your nipples need tweaked here and there  | |||
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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. there are some very attractive people close to us so I wouldn't like to see how we compare as I think my self confidence would take a bit to big a dent. You are positively overflowing with self belief...do you run courses for us mere mortals?
Tig
I can just tell the difference between a profile that's been written by a brain and one that's been written by a dick, that's all. My profile, compared to practically all the local men's profiles, looks like it's about a PERSON. Their profiles are just about sex and their dicks.
So if some people wanna call me arrogant for thinking that, so be it. But I know that I'm just being truthful. "Seriously? I'm only a couple of miles from you and just did the same search. I found quite a few good profiles on the first page alone, quite successful one's too. Obviously I must have low standards!! | |||
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"Have you ever done a local search on Fab that would specifically include you in the search results? Out of curiosity, I searched for local straight men, aged 18-50, and I think it's safe to say my 'competition' is not much of a threat. All the avatars were either dick pictures or horribly taken selfies in front of a dirty mirror at a bad angle. But it was the profile headlines that caught my attention (for the wrong reasons) - "Clean guy looking for fun", "Horny guy looking for good times", etc. A little bit of originality and creativity goes a long way. Not like I'm complaining though, just makes me stand out and look more über fabulous. there are some very attractive people close to us so I wouldn't like to see how we compare as I think my self confidence would take a bit to big a dent. You are positively overflowing with self belief...do you run courses for us mere mortals?
Tig
I can just tell the difference between a profile that's been written by a brain and one that's been written by a dick, that's all. My profile, compared to practically all the local men's profiles, looks like it's about a PERSON. Their profiles are just about sex and their dicks.
So if some people wanna call me arrogant for thinking that, so be it. But I know that I'm just being truthful.
Well done,very kind of you to point it out to everyone,,cheers.
personally I think it needs tweaked here n there.
I think your nipples need tweaked here and there "they do but that's a subject for another day, another thread.
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"Where are you based, McTwattyBollocks? Southbourne" Bloody hell, you're practically on my doorstep! We should go out for a drink sometime. | |||
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"Where are you based, McTwattyBollocks? Southbourne Bloody hell, you're practically on my doorstep! We should go out for a drink sometime. " Thought I'd spied you in the Iford a few weeks ago. | |||
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"Where are you based, McTwattyBollocks? Southbourne Bloody hell, you're practically on my doorstep! We should go out for a drink sometime. Thought I'd spied you in the Iford a few weeks ago." What, in the pub? Nah, not been in there before. I've walked through Iford roundabout a few times, but that's it. | |||
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"Where are you based, McTwattyBollocks? Southbourne Bloody hell, you're practically on my doorstep! We should go out for a drink sometime. Thought I'd spied you in the Iford a few weeks ago. What, in the pub? Nah, not been in there before. I've walked through Iford roundabout a few times, but that's it." You have a Doppleganger then
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"Where are you based, McTwattyBollocks? Southbourne Bloody hell, you're practically on my doorstep! We should go out for a drink sometime. Thought I'd spied you in the Iford a few weeks ago. What, in the pub? Nah, not been in there before. I've walked through Iford roundabout a few times, but that's it. You have a Doppleganger then
"Bloody hell, and here was me thinking I had quite a unique look! Must try harder, clearly. Hey, are you going to Lickety's big birthday bash bonanza in May? | |||
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"Where are you based, McTwattyBollocks? Southbourne Bloody hell, you're practically on my doorstep! We should go out for a drink sometime. Thought I'd spied you in the Iford a few weeks ago. What, in the pub? Nah, not been in there before. I've walked through Iford roundabout a few times, but that's it. You have a Doppleganger then
Bloody hell, and here was me thinking I had quite a unique look! Must try harder, clearly.
Hey, are you going to Lickety's big birthday bash bonanza in May?"Maybe you are his Evil Twin? Not really thought about it to be honest. | |||
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"Where are you based, McTwattyBollocks? Southbourne Bloody hell, you're practically on my doorstep! We should go out for a drink sometime. Thought I'd spied you in the Iford a few weeks ago. What, in the pub? Nah, not been in there before. I've walked through Iford roundabout a few times, but that's it. You have a Doppleganger then
Bloody hell, and here was me thinking I had quite a unique look! Must try harder, clearly.
Hey, are you going to Lickety's big birthday bash bonanza in May?
Maybe you are his Evil Twin?
Not really thought about it to be honest."We could go together. | |||
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"I really should play more hard-to-get." We both know you can't, One sniff and you're on it. What date is it? | |||
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"I really should play more hard-to-get. We both know you can't, One sniff and you're on it. What date is it?" 9th May! And for that priceless info you both owe me a drink - and a cuddle! | |||
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"I really should play more hard-to-get. We both know you can't, One sniff and you're on it. What date is it? 9th May! And for that priceless info you both owe me a drink - and a cuddle! "Now there's an incentive if ever there was one | |||
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"I really should play more hard-to-get. We both know you can't, One sniff and you're on it. What date is it? 9th May! And for that priceless info you both owe me a drink - and a cuddle!
Now there's an incentive if ever there was one "Can you still get Rohypnol on Ebay?? | |||
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"Your gunna get ejay pissed off ego. Btw my geo is shite is dorset near Somerset? " Somerset is indeed to the west of Dorset, with Hampshire to the east. | |||
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"Your gunna get ejay pissed off ego. Btw my geo is shite is dorset near Somerset? Somerset is indeed to the west of Dorset, with Hampshire to the east." I spend my summer in Somerset as my parents n bro live there x | |||
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"Your gunna get ejay pissed off ego. Btw my geo is shite is dorset near Somerset? Somerset is indeed to the west of Dorset, with Hampshire to the east. I spend my summer in Somerset as my parents n bro live there x" Ah, interesting | |||
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"I really should play more hard-to-get. We both know you can't, One sniff and you're on it. What date is it? 9th May! And for that priceless info you both owe me a drink - and a cuddle!
Now there's an incentive if ever there was one
Can you still get Rohypnol on Ebay??"Erm! - not sure!  | |||
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"I really should play more hard-to-get. We both know you can't, One sniff and you're on it. What date is it? 9th May! And for that priceless info you both owe me a drink - and a cuddle!
Now there's an incentive if ever there was one
Can you still get Rohypnol on Ebay??
Erm! - not sure! "Unfortunately my search came up empty. Looks like Hanky and Chloroform again | |||
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"Your gunna get ejay pissed off ego. Btw my geo is shite is dorset near Somerset? Somerset is indeed to the west of Dorset, with Hampshire to the east. I spend my summer in Somerset as my parents n bro live there x Ah, interesting "Well you have invited me to kiss ur bollocks n as in that position' i wouldn't be able to see your beard. .... | |||
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"Your gunna get ejay pissed off ego. Btw my geo is shite is dorset near Somerset? Somerset is indeed to the west of Dorset, with Hampshire to the east. I spend my summer in Somerset as my parents n bro live there x Ah, interesting
Well you have invited me to kiss ur bollocks n as in that position' i wouldn't be able to see your beard. .... "Charming. | |||
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