FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

If you could fart in someone's face

Jump to newest
 

By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Just because you can

Who would you choose?

Ya cannot say me ffs

Today I'd choose to fart in the taxi driver who drove me home last week and he had the damn cheek to ask if I'd had 9 pints of stowfords press cider again today

Wtf was that all about?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My exes lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! I was going to say you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ere-for-my-convenience OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Oh! I was going to say you "

Ya likkle bugger lol ??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead I will go for the posh old twat in the Aldi que behind me yesterday, huffing and puffing cause he had to wait! Idiot

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry cant do that on demand!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know there's probably a few folk on this site that would get off on that?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tony Blair.....and I would light it too!

If the man had been taken to Nuremberg in 1945/6 he would have swung from a rope.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today my dog he's right got one on him this morning, refused to go for his walk so I took the other two wthout him, sat crying behind the door so I went back, still put the breaks on so I left him, so annoying, I fart in that dogs face

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I farted on keith's head does that count? Lol

Claire

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw if i fart in someones face it means they're special to me...dunno, sometimes my farts are rank though, i would not fart in someone i love face at these times. Our cat used to lie under my bum and seem to enjoy my farts, but we haven't seen her for over a month now so i would love to fart in her face.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Cameron after a Curry and hope for the best

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got ask by a bloke on here through a message if I'd do that to him and if he could put beans or spaghetti all over me soon used the block button lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw if i fart in someones face it means they're special to me...dunno, sometimes my farts are rank though, i would not fart in someone i love face at these times. Our cat used to lie under my bum and seem to enjoy my farts, but we haven't seen her for over a month now so i would love to fart in her face."
" sometimes " im still wiping my eyes ive been abt and never smelt a GOOD fart!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got ask by a bloke on here through a message if I'd do that to him and if he could put beans or spaghetti all over me soon used the block button lol"
i know you never got the message where i wanted to film it too!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wrong ever so wrong lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wrong ever so wrong lol"
youve thought abt it though eh? Go on tell us

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw if i fart in someones face it means they're special to me...dunno, sometimes my farts are rank though, i would not fart in someone i love face at these times. Our cat used to lie under my bum and seem to enjoy my farts, but we haven't seen her for over a month now so i would love to fart in her face. " sometimes " im still wiping my eyes ive been abt and never smelt a GOOD fart!! "

Mostly my farts smell lovely,

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do it. Ever.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any females like to fart on me? Lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I would love to fart on George Osborne's face and hope it's wet and long....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Tony Blair.....and I would light it too!

If the man had been taken to Nuremberg in 1945/6 he would have swung from a rope."

He was my first thought as well but only after 6 pints and a Vindaloo, and yes I would also light it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Alex Ferguson the fucking manc twat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

My second thought was the Russell Brand monster. I wouldn't light it for him but make damn sure I followed through.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Alex Ferguson the fucking manc twat "

I always thought he was Scottish

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tony Blair.....and I would light it too!

If the man had been taken to Nuremberg in 1945/6 he would have swung from a rope.

He was my first thought as well but only after 6 pints and a Vindaloo, and yes I would also light it."

Problem is he would probably pull a big grin and deflect the smelly flames using his incredibly large rack of asbestos coated teeth!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alex Ferguson the fucking manc twat "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alex Ferguson the fucking manc twat "

Pretty sure he's Scottish.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top