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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know what MILF stands for but what is the definition of a MILF?

I am asking because there appears to be some age issues about what qualifies to be a MILF - for example a collegue of mine at work told me I am 'too young' to be a MILF although I have children.

Just wondered if there was a prerequisite for being a MILF these days and what it is? Minx xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was under the impression that a woman who had children & took care of herself was a MILF and an older women who took care of herself was a Cougar or have I got all this confused? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say it's someone who's 35 and over and had children.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

According to a message I got last week I'm a MILF, so I pointed out I have no children, so he pointed out I have curves so I must be a MILF. So in answer to your question, nope, no idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so do step kids count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so do step kids count ? "

SMILF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so do step kids count ?

SMILF?"

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was just a woman whose had kids whose attractive.

A couger is an older lady, who prowls on younger men. Kids are irrelevant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S tep

M om

U

R eally

F uck

Childhood = Ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao am a smurf hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so do step kids count ?

SMILF?

lmfao "

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

The term MILF was originally coined to represent the hot mothers of teenage boys whose friends liked to go round their homes just to look at their mate's mum for wank-bank material.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was just a woman whose had kids whose attractive.

A couger is an older lady, who prowls on younger men. Kids are irrelevant."

^this. The end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

technically you are a "MILF" as you are a mum. But people do seem to think that the MILF status only applies to woman of a more maturer age.

But who cares whether you are or not?

And not every older woman is a cougar. Cougars actively seek out younger men. Not all older woman do that.

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I think the clue is in the word mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The term MILF was originally coined to represent the hot mothers of teenage boys whose friends liked to go round their homes just to look at their mate's mum for wank-bank material."

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"The term MILF was originally coined to represent the hot mothers of teenage boys whose friends liked to go round their homes just to look at their mate's mum for wank-bank material."

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it would seem in the porn industry, you progress directly from 'barely legal teen ' to Milf .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was working on a house a while back, the lady of the couple is incredibly straight.

She had just got back from picking her kids up from school and one of them was telling me how one of the other kids had shouted that his mum was a milf and walked off, shes still standing and says " but I dont know what a milf is". So how do I tell this very straight woman what it stands for.

Start off telling her its a kind of back handed compliment (she really is a milf!) but she still wants to know what it means, so I say Im not going to tell her, to which she replies that she really wants to know, I tell her to ask her husband when he gets home but she says she wants to know now though......

Sharp in take of breath " it stands for Mother I would like to insert your own expletive beginning with F" she goes the brightest red and says "NO! really? " and goes off horrified! lol

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester


"I know what MILF stands for but what is the definition of a MILF?

I am asking because there appears to be some age issues about what qualifies to be a MILF - for example a collegue of mine at work told me I am 'too young' to be a MILF although I have children.

Just wondered if there was a prerequisite for being a MILF these days and what it is? Minx xx"

Do women like being labelled as a milf cougar etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know what MILF stands for but what is the definition of a MILF?

I am asking because there appears to be some age issues about what qualifies to be a MILF - for example a collegue of mine at work told me I am 'too young' to be a MILF although I have children.

Just wondered if there was a prerequisite for being a MILF these days and what it is? Minx xx"

My definition of a MILF is a anyone who is a mum and anyone who wants to fuck them. No matter what age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah a MILF is purely a woman who I want to fuck who has kids. Hence why you can have a young MILF or older MILF when looking for porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like either terms ! I have kids, prefer younger men but don't actively seek them out! I've been messaged several times where the term MILF has been used !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milf

Gilf

Cougar

Turkey gobbler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ultimate MILF ~ Stifler's Mum, American Pie.

On here it appears with the younger men I'm either a cougar or a MILF.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A milf is the mother of a friend who you find sexy. This means they have to be old enough to be your own mother.

Just having children does not qualify someone as a milf.

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By *ipswingCouple
over a year ago

portrush

has any one ever watched ..The Graduate ....

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By *icolehertsCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I like the Americanism "Soccer Mom"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning guys, don't get me wrong - I don't mind if I am one or not but I thought I knew what it meant. Judging by this thread there's quite a difference of opinions to what a MILF is - I guess the answer boils down to personal preference.

Minx xx

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