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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed

So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Think you will find MOST have tried the cucumber or banana.

I found them quite dissapointing myself as they went mushy quite quickly.

And the cucumber kept repeating on me!!!

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed

So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????"

Quite a canteen!

Job interview was it?

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed

So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????

Quite a canteen!

Job interview was it?

LOL"
well the usual sitting on a washing machine does it but it has to be a 1600 spin programme, a 900 just dont do it anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed

So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????

Quite a canteen!

Job interview was it?

LOL"

I'm actually the Departmental Manager, we are a close team and talk openly, although I have never had sex with any of them

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"Think you will find MOST have tried the cucumber or banana.

I found them quite dissapointing myself as they went mushy quite quickly.

And the cucumber kept repeating on me!!!"

After hearing on here that most single guys can’t either, I’m relieved to know Cucumbers’ go limp when repeating too!

More chances for those who keep up!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think you will find MOST have tried the cucumber or banana.

I found them quite dissapointing myself as they went mushy quite quickly.

And the cucumber kept repeating on me!!!

After hearing on here that most single guys can’t either, I’m relieved to know Cucumbers’ go limp when repeating too!

More chances for those who keep up!

LOL

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and u wud know bout keeping it up????? the cucumber?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marrow!"

Organic one?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Cucumbers are only 50p a go - and last longer than most Doris' on the first round!!!

AND at least they DO repeat!!!!

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed

So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????

Quite a canteen!

Job interview was it?

LOL

I'm actually the Departmental Manager, we are a close team and talk openly, although I have never had sex with any of them"

Please mail her a link to Fab's!

We want the details form the other side.

LOL

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Think you will find MOST have tried the cucumber or banana.

I found them quite dissapointing myself as they went mushy quite quickly.

And the cucumber kept repeating on me!!!

After hearing on here that most single guys can’t either, I’m relieved to know Cucumbers’ go limp when repeating too!

More chances for those who keep up!

LOL

and u wud know bout keeping it up????? the cucumber?????"

PEE MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed

So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????

Quite a canteen!

Job interview was it?

LOL

I'm actually the Departmental Manager, we are a close team and talk openly, although I have never had sex with any of them

Please mail her a link to Fab's!

We want the details form the other side.

LOL"

She is on fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marrow!

Organic one?"

oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid to ask

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"I was talking to a girl in the canteen today and she told me she had 'frigged herself to a frothy ending' (her words not mine) with a bottle one night when pissed

So...I am hear just drinking my Qvaltine and was wondering...what household item/implement/vegetable have you used in a similar fashion????

Quite a canteen!

Job interview was it?

LOL

I'm actually the Departmental Manager, we are a close team and talk openly, although I have never had sex with any of them

Please mail her a link to Fab's!

We want the details form the other side.

LOL

She is on fabs"

Oh - now that could be interesting!

Will she make herself known?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Marrow!

Organic one?

oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides"

It stings then????

Oooooooooooooooooooh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marrow!

Organic one?

oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides

It stings then????

Oooooooooooooooooooh...."
i quite like it wen it stings a bit mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Marrow!

Organic one?

oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides

It stings then????

Oooooooooooooooooooh....i quite like it wen it stings a bit mmmmmmmmmmmmm "

Thats what i was thinking - like that tingly feeling.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Not many replies tho apart from my cucumber!!!

LOL

Are we really all that boring - or that shy????

he he he he he hehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marrow!

Organic one?

oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides

It stings then????

Oooooooooooooooooooh....i quite like it wen it stings a bit mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thats what i was thinking - like that tingly feeling.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Not many replies tho apart from my cucumber!!!

LOL

Are we really all that boring - or that shy????

he he he he he hehehehehehehe"
i wont tell u about the rhubarb dipped in sugar then x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Marrow!

Organic one?

oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides

It stings then????

Oooooooooooooooooooh....i quite like it wen it stings a bit mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thats what i was thinking - like that tingly feeling.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Not many replies tho apart from my cucumber!!!

LOL

Are we really all that boring - or that shy????

he he he he he hehehehehehehei wont tell u about the rhubarb dipped in sugar then x"

Thats SICK!!!

I used to eat that as a kid!!!!

lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OH WEN DIPPED IN THE HONEY POT ITS FANTABULOUS!!!

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"Marrow!

Organic one?

oh no.....i quite like the sting from the pesticides

It stings then????

Oooooooooooooooooooh....i quite like it wen it stings a bit mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Thats what i was thinking - like that tingly feeling.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Not many replies tho apart from my cucumber!!!

LOL

Are we really all that boring - or that shy????

he he he he he hehehehehehehei wont tell u about the rhubarb dipped in sugar then x

Thats SICK!!!

I used to eat that as a kid!!!!

lol xxx"

Well I'll try anything once!

Care to show me?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"OH WEN DIPPED IN THE HONEY POT ITS FANTABULOUS!!!"

I hear Honey Pot is very gorgeuos indeed!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OH WEN DIPPED IN THE HONEY POT ITS FANTABULOUS!!!

I hear Honey Pot is very gorgeuos indeed!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Oh indeed she is, I actually fell at her feet when I met her!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the cucumber kept repeating on me!!!"

That's a good thing though, isn't it?

hehe

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"OH WEN DIPPED IN THE HONEY POT ITS FANTABULOUS!!!

I hear Honey Pot is very gorgeuos indeed!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh indeed she is, I actually fell at her feet when I met her!! lol"

Hope it didnt dislodge your catheter!!!

dont want you pissing on the sexy girl now do we!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"And the cucumber kept repeating on me!!!

That's a good thing though, isn't it?

hehe"

LOL

No one else picked up on that one!!!

10 outta 10 - and thats a first!!!

hehehehex

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"And the cucumber kept repeating on me!!!

That's a good thing though, isn't it?

hehe

LOL

No one else picked up on that one!!!

10 outta 10 - and thats a first!!!

hehehehex"

eye rolling smiley needed

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Someone mention the honeypot?

A full fruit salad with cream for mine lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention the honeypot?

A full fruit salad with cream for mine lol xx

**Fussy rushes to the supermarket**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just too shy to say! (Blushing smiley required) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimmie a hint...im just off to the supermarket

LOL

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Nice to see you back again Jeza lol

Ok lots, the normal cucumber stuff, the normal veg, carrots, parsnips etc although she is a brave lady who tried the marrow !

What was nice was a ketchup bottle after it had been in the fridge, that made the Mr go buy a glass dildo which does the same thing but better.

Deodrant cans... chocolate etc.

So Jez, is your workmate going to demonstrate for you in the canteen anytime soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice to see you back again Jeza lol

Ok lots, the normal cucumber stuff, the normal veg, carrots, parsnips etc although she is a brave lady who tried the marrow !

What was nice was a ketchup bottle after it had been in the fridge, that made the Mr go buy a glass dildo which does the same thing but better.

Deodrant cans... chocolate etc.

So Jez, is your workmate going to demonstrate for you in the canteen anytime soon?"

Gosh first time ive been referred to as a lady! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got a friend who fills a condom with water n freezes it lol ,cool or what hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice ...

Frozen Mars Bar ... king size of course!!!

Beer bottle was nice

Oh the memories!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Gosh first time ive been referred to as a lady! lol"

lol sorry, hope I didn't offend.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Blimey, so we aren't the only "vegetarians" on here then lol!!!

As for "keeping up".... "staying hard" etc, I seem to be developing a bit of a reputation in our group of friends for lasting quite a while, at the last party it was about 6 hours, (and three ladies!!), personally I think its the condoms!! I often find its the ladies that cant hack the pace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice ...

Frozen Mars Bar ... king size of course!!!

Beer bottle was nice

Oh the memories!!!

Damn I got snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh first time ive been referred to as a lady! lol

lol sorry, hope I didn't offend.

Forgiven..lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i have always found red ants seem to please ladies of a certain disposition .

also small detonation caps seem to make the evening go with a bang ....

ohh how we laugh as they lift off the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rumour has it that a few broken planks have been recovered from a certain females 'Dartford Tunnel' a double decker bus too, but that's just silly as it would have killed the driver !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice ...

Frozen Mars Bar ... king size of course!!!

Beer bottle was nice

Oh the memories!!!

Damn I got snickers

Snickers????? ...dod you like to get the NUTS in too lol!

How about the gear stick from a mark 1 ford escort? I sat astride the two seats and lowered on to it.....Well I was really horny at the time!! xx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Rumour has it that a few broken planks have been recovered from a certain females 'Dartford Tunnel' a double decker bus too, but that's just silly as it would have killed the driver !!!"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rumour has it that a few broken planks have been recovered from a certain females 'Dartford Tunnel' a double decker bus too, but that's just silly as it would have killed the driver !!!"

OK Whose been talking??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rumour has it that a few broken planks have been recovered from a certain females 'Dartford Tunnel' a double decker bus too, but that's just silly as it would have killed the driver !!!

OK Whose been talking??"

Unlike yours (rumours huh), my lips are sealed !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt like a cream egg

How do you eat yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agree cucumbers and bananas get squashy. Best thing all around is a lovely lovely COCK can always find one of those cant we girls, or if we cant be bothered always our pet rabbit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Rumour has it that a few broken planks have been recovered from a certain females 'Dartford Tunnel' a double decker bus too, but that's just silly as it would have killed the driver !!!

OK Whose been talking??

Unlike yours (rumours huh), my lips are sealed !! lol"

nice recovery..........but im watching you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice ...

Frozen Mars Bar ... king size of course!!!

Beer bottle was nice

Oh the memories!!!

Damn I got snickers

Snickers???? I bloody hate Peanuts!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey !!!

im reading what others have inserted and im amazed to say the least.

i couldnt get most of whats mentioned up my flue

finger of fudge maybe, lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turkish delight mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rocket lolly..mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the ex wife once put an umberella up

a week later she left me

probly cos i opened it inside bad luck

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snikers-must have been a marathon session then yeah??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as regard to the mars bars and snickers i think the makers have dropped a clanger as i bet sales have gone down now they are duo's so in two small bits lol . My ex used to use champagne bottle neck and fill her self with the champagne and i drink it but be warned dont do it after youve used veet hair removal or shaved down there unless you like it to sting ! lol but im sure most of you would love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using bottles in ya flue can be quite dangerous ya know

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Using bottles in ya flue can be quite dangerous ya know

certainly can if it creates a suction its hello mr prolapse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the ex wife once put an umberella up

a week later she left me

probly cos i opened it inside bad luck

lol"

I had the same thing happen to me!!!

But on reflection I think my ex/w left me when I called her a sneaky little thieving snotrag I wouldn't piss on if she was on fire! Yeah,... I think that was it! hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crunchie bar......

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Crunchie bar......"

Have you got a front bum then? lol

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By *ornywhores4Couple
over a year ago

louth

mags here,i have had grapes,cucumbers,my fist,my partners fist,a douche, up my ass..........love everything i can get my hands on...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mags here,i have had grapes,cucumbers,my fist,my partners fist,a douche, up my ass..........love everything i can get my hands on..........."
what all at once? bloody hell!!! u shud be on BGT ud have won im sure!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mags here,i have had grapes,cucumbers,my fist,my partners fist,a douche, up my ass..........love everything i can get my hands on...........what all at once? bloody hell!!! u shud be on BGT ud have won im sure!!!"

pmsl

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Lost it! PMSL!!

VERY GOOD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the fact that jeza calls it a "front bum" lmao

but yes.definately bgt

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