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it went up my nose!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

just been to tescos for some shopping and was on the look out for a nice shower gel....was squidging the bottles slightly to get the smell to come out but i squidged too hard and ended up with black pepper and ginseng radox up my nose.

Then it looked like i was wiping bogies on the shelf as used my fingers to remove the shower gel from my nose and wiped it on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just been to tescos for some shopping and was on the look out for a nice shower gel....was squidging the bottles slightly to get the smell to come out but i squidged too hard and ended up with black pepper and ginseng radox up my nose.

Then it looked like i was wiping bogies on the shelf as used my fingers to remove the shower gel from my nose and wiped it on the shelf "

I think you were doing that. The shower gel part is a front for your bogey wiping tendencies

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"just been to tescos for some shopping and was on the look out for a nice shower gel....was squidging the bottles slightly to get the smell to come out but i squidged too hard and ended up with black pepper and ginseng radox up my nose.

Then it looked like i was wiping bogies on the shelf as used my fingers to remove the shower gel from my nose and wiped it on the shelf

I think you were doing that. The shower gel part is a front for your bogey wiping tendencies "

shhhhhhh

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By *esignergeekMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

This thread did NOT go the way I was expecting when I read the title.

Maybe I just have a dirty mind.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I did that in Boots once with raspberry shower gel. Most embarrassing.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Couldn't you get a whiff without the squidging?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"This thread did NOT go the way I was expecting when I read the title.

Maybe I just have a dirty mind.

"

or maybe i have a cunnning.............mind

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Couldn't you get a whiff without the squidging?

"

no, they have them valvey things on them these days to keep it all in. you have to puff the air in and out a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah... It's when someone says oh smells this! And plop on your mouth yak!!!

I would of laughed if I had seen that to be honest

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Unfortunetly i have to admit i have been a victim myself, was blowing bubbles out of my nose all day.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yeah... It's when someone says oh smells this! And plop on your mouth yak!!!

I would of laughed if I had seen that to be honest "

Someone plopped on your mouth? This thread is getting worse.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

least it wasnt green so didnt look like actual bogies when i wiped it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in Body care last week, and wanted to smell a new Lynx, so sprayed a tiny bit on myself. Woman behind counter says "oi, your not allowed to test them". Cheek, I asked how the bloody hell are we supposed to know the smell then!! Bloody jobsworth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldn't you get a whiff without the squidging?

no, they have them valvey things on them these days to keep it all in. you have to puff the air in and out a bit"

You were wanking the bottle and a bit spurted out.

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