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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want to make a cheap sex machine. How would i do this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up

Get on up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the main purpose? You fuck it or it fucks you?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Stick a carrot onto a kitchen wisk

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By *oe bloggs69Man
over a year ago

fife

Pmplmdabo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick a carrot onto a kitchen wisk "

or a reciprocating saw!

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"Stick a carrot onto a kitchen wisk

or a reciprocating saw!"

This works good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It fucks me

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London


"I want to make a cheap sex machine. How would i do this? "

Cheap!... Cheap!??

Get your cash out, buy a micro controller and a few relays = cheap.

Then buy the steel work, expensive....

A cheaper option, if you have a lady in your life, one or two, who trust you. Is to build a rig...

This can be done using scaffolding pole/galv of aluminum tube, high quality wood, for a base and some imagination.

Check this place out and let your imagination run free.

http://www.themetalstore.co.uk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock the A-Team away in a garage with a dildo, a blow torch, some scrap metal and wood and an old car engine and hey presto, one fucking machine!!

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Plenty of dairy farms going to the wall these days, try a farm auction for a cheap milking machine. Then you can invite some mates round for a machine gangbang.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

theres no such thing as cheap with sex machines

the motors alone will set you back 100.00 then theres the voltage regulator thats 50.00

then your frame for it is 15.00 + welding

sybian is 2 motors in it with 2 voltage regulators

otherwise to buy new your looking around 200.00 upwards to over 1500.00

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Grapefruit for the accessory to blowjob technique.

Or, impale yourself on a marrow - or whatever size fruit/veg you need.

I have no skill with drills etc, but sure there must be something that could be adapted with add-ons.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Plenty of dairy farms going to the wall these days, try a farm auction for a cheap milking machine. Then you can invite some mates round for a machine gangbang. "

might have better luck with a breast pump as the farm equipment go for over 200.00 and you still have to buy more items for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to make a cheap sex machine. How would i do this?

Cheap!... Cheap!??

Get your cash out, buy a micro controller and a few relays = cheap.

Then buy the steel work, expensive....

A cheaper option, if you have a lady in your life, one or two, who trust you. Is to build a rig...

This can be done using scaffolding pole/galv of aluminum tube, high quality wood, for a base and some imagination.

Check this place out and let your imagination run free.

http://www.themetalstore.co.uk

"

Wow!....you've given this quite some thought, haven't you??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You can attach a dildo to a home printer, so it fucks you as it sprays over the paper, side to side. If you have the printer - most of us do - and a dildo, very little is required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lock the A-Team away in a garage with a dildo, a blow torch, some scrap metal and wood and an old car engine and hey presto, one fucking machine!!"

Love it when a plan comes together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no expert, but to avoid a visit to A+E you might be better off buying one.

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London


"I want to make a cheap sex machine. How would i do this?

Cheap!... Cheap!??

Get your cash out, buy a micro controller and a few relays = cheap.

Then buy the steel work, expensive....

A cheaper option, if you have a lady in your life, one or two, who trust you. Is to build a rig...

This can be done using scaffolding pole/galv of aluminum tube, high quality wood, for a base and some imagination.

Check this place out and let your imagination run free.

http://www.themetalstore.co.uk

Wow!....you've given this quite some thought, haven't you?? "

I build far mor complicated machines everyday... But I once build my own house and I found that store and I took some pictures from Kink.com, measured up and I have to say it was pretty badass!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There's a thread at lovehoney with thoughts. http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/sex-toys/1128165-diy-sex-machine/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick a carrot onto a kitchen wisk "

And call it Carter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get up

Get on up. "

*leaves satisfied*

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Get to know a fork lift driver - prompted by the other thread - and test their driving abilities, after modification with suitable attachment, if forks are a little on the large side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get up

Get on up. "

class. post of the day

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Get up

Get on up. "

You deserve a prize for that; pure comedy.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"It fucks me"

If you were female, or I was bisexual, then I might be tempted to look at your profile and take things from there.

But you aren't and I'm not; so my sex machines remain off limits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lock the A-Team away in a garage with a dildo, a blow torch, some scrap metal and wood and an old car engine and hey presto, one fucking machine!!"

Hell yeah!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get up

Get on up.

class. post of the day "

And the comedy gold medal goes to...

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