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Please dont do this to me!!!

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By *utumn OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

Friday night due to go to club...

excitement mounting ......

just gone upstairs to get my gear ready.....

Old wooden chest of drawers Top drawer full of my naughty stuff....

goes to unlock it......

key broke in it .....

ARGGGGGG!!! It wont open!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it it wiv an ammer !

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By *utumn OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

tried and next door offered to come and help open it when I'd exhausted my tools and went to borrrow his

He's 84 bless him ...I just couldn't let him do it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old wooden chest of drawers, clue in the word old, smash it open, naughty gear on, go shopping for new one tomorrow lol

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

unscrew the top,if that dont work,put screwdriver in beside where it locks and push up,not to hard or youl break the top,,drawer should just slip under the lock with enough pressure

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

hmmmmmm if you put a flat blade screw driver in the key hole turn it with steady pressure , it shud open .........

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

just noticed,are we describing opening a lock or something else

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By *utumn OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

Trying all those in a min !! Its old as in £1500 old left to me in a will!!! I daredn't damage it !!

Looks like I'm going Au Naturelle tonight!! Thanks for tips!!

Round 2 screwdrivers to the ready!!

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

ring locksmith,and as you have no outfit he might forget the fee,lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

He will when he triumphantly opens it and sees the contents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying all those in a min !! Its old as in £1500 old left to me in a will!!! I daredn't damage it !!

Looks like I'm going Au Naturelle tonight!! Thanks for tips!!

Round 2 screwdrivers to the ready!!"

Sometimes, on older pieces, the back comes off quite easily and, depending on the style of construction, you can access the contents over the end piece of the drawer.

Unless your locksmith is familiar and comfortable with antique locks it might be worth emptying the contents of the drawer from the rear and simply leaving it locked.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Old wooden chest of drawers, clue in the word old, smash it open, naughty gear on, go shopping for new one tomorrow lol"

Typical attitude from the 'sarf -

"Smash it mate, if it aint new it must be shit anyway"!!!

(bet he sends the wine back as well "i don't want this old shit do i? Get me some of this years vintage you plonker")

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Typical attitude from the 'sarf -

"

Latitudist

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By *utumn OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

No screws and key wont let screwdriver in

BUT

Have rubber malleted the top off!!!!

Feck knows how I'll get it back on but who cares!!!

If anyone sees a schoolgirl in the car on the way to sheffield do wave!!

Thanks for all the tips

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Typical attitude from the 'sarf -

Latitudist"

I resemble that remark.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If anyone sees a schoolgirl in the car on the way to sheffield do wave!!"

"It's Friday the 17th of September and the time is ten pm. This is the BBC.

Police is Sheffield have arrested a man, as yest un-named, for lewd and libidinous behaviour toward a local schoolgirl who was retrurning home from an audience with the Pope this evening.

Details are as yet scarce, but it is believed the man, a member of the popular swingers site "Fab", has made the biggest ever error of judegment know to man, when he mistook the schoogirl for a fellow swinger from the site as she travelled in the back set of her parents car...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old wooden chest of drawers, clue in the word old, smash it open, naughty gear on, go shopping for new one tomorrow lol

Typical attitude from the 'sarf -

"Smash it mate, if it aint new it must be shit anyway"!!!

(bet he sends the wine back as well "i don't want this old shit do i? Get me some of this years vintage you plonker")

"

Hey you!

Are you saying us southerners can't tell a Chippendale from a Ikea flat pack or Bordeux Grand Cru from beaujolais nouveau?!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Old wooden chest of drawers, clue in the word old, smash it open, naughty gear on, go shopping for new one tomorrow lol

Typical attitude from the 'sarf -

"Smash it mate, if it aint new it must be shit anyway"!!!

(bet he sends the wine back as well "i don't want this old shit do i? Get me some of this years vintage you plonker")

Hey you!

Are you saying us southerners can't tell a Chippendale from a Ikea flat pack or Bordeux Grand Cru from beaujolais nouveau?!! "

You lot fink a fackin' Chippendale is fackin' strippa, not a piece of fackin' furniture!

Bordeuax Grand Cru?

Don't tell me - you bought it wiv ya fackin' bonus?!

And you aint tawkin' 'bout va bottle, you talkin' 'bout the fackin' vinyard, intcha?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murphy's law - if it could not possibly happen - it will - a bit like the buttered round of toast falling on the floor always with the buttered side down - serious suggestion : Put on an oversized white shirt of your partner with a plain sexy bra and knickers ... high heels - it is very sexy an attire!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you need a hunky man to drill the lock out for you. But would you then go out or stop in if he was really hunky

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"What you need a hunky man to drill the lock out for you. But would you then go out or stop in if he was really hunky "

would ther be a reason to go out then lol????

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Murphy's law - if it could not possibly happen - it will - a bit like the buttered round of toast falling on the floor always with the buttered side down - serious suggestion : Put on an oversized white shirt of your partner with a plain sexy bra and knickers ... high heels - it is very sexy an attire!!!"

She thanks you profusely for your kind suggestion.

but she left dressed as a skoolgirl in the back of a car 2 hours ago.

By now she's either getting pumped like a Floridian oilwell, or she's eating chips in a bus shelter and swearing "never again".

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Murphy's law - if it could not possibly happen - it will - a bit like the buttered round of toast falling on the floor always with the buttered side down - serious suggestion : Put on an oversized white shirt of your partner with a plain sexy bra and knickers ... high heels - it is very sexy an attire!!!"

OK. Buttered toast always lands on the buttered face.

And a falling cat always lands on it's paws.

So, what happened when i strapped buttered toast to a cat's back and dropped it from 6'0 up?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Murphy's law - if it could not possibly happen - it will - a bit like the buttered round of toast falling on the floor always with the buttered side down - serious suggestion : Put on an oversized white shirt of your partner with a plain sexy bra and knickers ... high heels - it is very sexy an attire!!!

OK. Buttered toast always lands on the buttered face.

And a falling cat always lands on it's paws.

So, what happened when i strapped buttered toast to a cat's back and dropped it from 6'0 up?

"

You got reported to the RSPCA and the CPL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you need a hunky man to drill the lock out for you. But would you then go out or stop in if he was really hunky

would ther be a reason to go out then lol????"

Not if he was all pumped up with a big powerful drill in his hand

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Murphy's law - if it could not possibly happen - it will - a bit like the buttered round of toast falling on the floor always with the buttered side down - serious suggestion : Put on an oversized white shirt of your partner with a plain sexy bra and knickers ... high heels - it is very sexy an attire!!!

OK. Buttered toast always lands on the buttered face.

And a falling cat always lands on it's paws.

So, what happened when i strapped buttered toast to a cat's back and dropped it from 6'0 up?

You got reported to the RSPCA and the CPL"

Yeah, but it should have been me - i put the .50 cal in it's head half way down...

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What you need a hunky man to drill the lock out for you. But would you then go out or stop in if he was really hunky

would ther be a reason to go out then lol????

Not if he was all pumped up with a big powerful drill in his hand"

Ooooer Missus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you need a hunky man to drill the lock out for you. But would you then go out or stop in if he was really hunky

would ther be a reason to go out then lol????

Not if he was all pumped up with a big powerful drill in his hand

Ooooer Missus!"

Nige often smiles if we have a handyman in and i swear he turns the heating up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Yeah, but it should have been me "

Thought that was Dawn French singing in the Vicar of Dibley ?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Yeah, but it should have been me

Thought that was Dawn French singing in the Vicar of Dibley ? "

Ooooh!!

Now you've got me thinking.

hmmm.

i'm thinking 60's Motown kinda screamin' "it shoulda been me..."

But i'm buggered if i can remember who?

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By *evilmentMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"

i'm thinking 60's Motown kinda screamin' "it shoulda been me..."

But i'm buggered if i can remember who?

"

Yvonne Fair?

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