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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have a BIG problem.....any ideas for revenge please post here. Many thanks Femme xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh id put a few laxatived

in food an give them it xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I have a BIG problem.....any ideas for revenge please post here. Many thanks Femme xxxx

oops, can't he is a good guy..

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oh id put a few laxatived

in food an give them it xx"
oooooh thats a good one......

View!!! HES BEEN MEAN TO ME !!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"oh id put a few laxatived

in food an give them it xxoooooh thats a good one......

View!!! HES BEEN MEAN TO ME !!!

oh dearie me... Mr Bad yu best hide..

give Osama a finger in the eye if you come across him the caves of Afganistan..

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Before we convict - can we have a definition of "mean" please??

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Any punishment must fit the crime.

We can't have vigilantes running about.

At a guess, a good defence attorney could argue that no actaul crime was committed...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Before we convict - can we have a definition of "mean" please??"
ok

I put liverpool shirt on as they were losing...they turned the game around and won as i kept the shirt on!! So he owes me!!And i made him some coconut macaroons as they are his favourite .

He has taken the piss outta my accent via a public forum, and i cant help the way i speak

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Would this be a "Yam" thing?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I choose death by sex!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Would this be a "Yam" thing?"
yes

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I choose death by sex!

Chances are, you're gonna get fucked.

But not in the good way.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I choose death by sex!

Chances are, you're gonna get fucked.

But not in the good way."
And your post didnt go unnoticed either!!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I choose death by sex!

Chances are, you're gonna get fucked.

But not in the good way.And your post didnt go unnoticed either!!!

That was BEFORE i knew, i thought it was just a "theme".

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Phew, that was close!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Phew, that was close!

"
Git

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bigbad YOU CARRY ON DIGGING HONEY!!

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

my boyfriend stayed over last night, but he would not get me a KFC so when he went to sleep i got up and hid the kettle so in the morning he could not have a cup of tea before going to work, he asked me where it was, i said i dont have a kettle, then text him at work saying NOW YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO WANT SOMETHING BUT YOU CANT HAVE IT. hahahaha

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"my boyfriend stayed over last night, but he would not get me a KFC so when he went to sleep i got up and hid the kettle so in the morning he could not have a cup of tea before going to work, he asked me where it was, i said i dont have a kettle, then text him at work saying NOW YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO WANT SOMETHING BUT YOU CANT HAVE IT. hahahaha"
Good one Kitty!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Next time you make his macaroons put salt in instead of sugar

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Next time you make his macaroons put salt in instead of sugar"
Making notes here ladies , i feel better already

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Run him over on your motorbike while shouting the name of your favourite Norwegian popstars...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

and the yams have been eliminated from the contest. put chilli powder in his boxers in the morning

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"and the yams have been eliminated from the contest. put chilli powder in his boxers in the morning

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ooooooh i dont wanna damage his crown jewels they is rather delicious

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Yam getting a bit worried here! I might never dare eat a macaroon again

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Yam getting a bit worried here! I might never dare eat a macaroon again

I'd be careful with tha' food if i were you.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Yam getting a bit worried here! I might never dare eat a macaroon again

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Off to make the dinner!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before we convict - can we have a definition of "mean" please??"

Mean just means average doesn't it?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Run him over on your motorbike while shouting the name of your favourite Norwegian popstars..."

...YAM - AHA!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Thats a hard one Femme - cos what ever we dream up - i am sure he would enjoy it anyways, hehehehe xxx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Run him over on your motorbike while shouting the name of your favourite Norwegian popstars...

...YAM - AHA!

LMFAO i like it

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Run him over on your motorbike while shouting the name of your favourite Norwegian popstars...

...YAM - AHA!

LMFAO i like it

"
Sensual fire-you are toast!

Bigbad- shit crrek is awful with no paddle...btw folks i DO NOT WATCH X FACTOR !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try the wendy cope solution

Don't see him. Don't phone or write a letter. OR The easy way: get to know him better.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Run him over on your motorbike while shouting the name of your favourite Norwegian popstars...

...YAM - AHA!

LMFAO i like it

Looks like we're going to the gallows together...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"try the wendy cope solution

Don't see him. Don't phone or write a letter. OR The easy way: get to know him better. "

thats a great new avatar bigtits xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him wear the most hiddeous pair of flippys you can find,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww thanks xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him eat raw little chillis and make me chew them good and proper too!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I think you should forgive him because you lurrrrrrvvvvssss him.

And you have the horn.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I think you should forgive him because you lurrrrrrvvvvssss him.

And you have the horn."

She does LURVE him though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

google Lorena Bobbit

(yes folks, that's the least vindictive I am)

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"google Lorena Bobbit

(yes folks, that's the least vindictive I am)"

*gulp*

Hello Dances.

You look nice tonight.

*gulp*

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"google Lorena Bobbit

(yes folks, that's the least vindictive I am)

*gulp*

Hello Dances.

You look nice tonight.

*gulp*"

You mean she doesn't always?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"google Lorena Bobbit

(yes folks, that's the least vindictive I am)

*gulp*

Hello Dances.

You look nice tonight.

*gulp*

You mean she doesn't always?

I meant she looks EXTRA nice tonight.

(And, i don't know. Despite my entreaties, she won't show and tell...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google Lorena Bobbit

(yes folks, that's the least vindictive I am)

*gulp*

Hello Dances.

You look nice tonight.

*gulp*

You mean she doesn't always?

I meant she looks EXTRA nice tonight.

(And, i don't know. Despite my entreaties, she won't show and tell...)"

persistence doesnt always pay

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"google Lorena Bobbit

(yes folks, that's the least vindictive I am)

*gulp*

Hello Dances.

You look nice tonight.

*gulp*

You mean she doesn't always?

I meant she looks EXTRA nice tonight.

(And, i don't know. Despite my entreaties, she won't show and tell...)

persistence doesnt always pay"

How about now?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"google Lorena Bobbit

(yes folks, that's the least vindictive I am)

*gulp*

Hello Dances.

You look nice tonight.

*gulp*

You mean she doesn't always?

I meant she looks EXTRA nice tonight.

(And, i don't know. Despite my entreaties, she won't show and tell...)

persistence doesnt always pay"

I wasnt looking for a payday, because i don't regard you as a commodity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"google Lorena Bobbit

(yes folks, that's the least vindictive I am)

*gulp*

Hello Dances.

You look nice tonight.

*gulp*

You mean she doesn't always?

I meant she looks EXTRA nice tonight.

(And, i don't know. Despite my entreaties, she won't show and tell...)

persistence doesnt always pay

How about now?"

i ought to re-phrase, it never pays, with me

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Worth a try, although it would be like winning the jackpot in a fruit machine just after some other fella had stuck £30 in it with no return...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a BIG problem.....any ideas for revenge please post here. Many thanks Femme xxxx

come on then missy, what was the revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if he can drive and has car putting sugar in his petrol tank works wonders

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