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they say romance is dead!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Letsbe and i went to a friends for dinner last night and were enjoying some friends home brewed cyder (apparently thats the right spelling for a first press drink )

Someone enjoyed it a little too much and felt a little poorly. We came home and were having a cuddle in bed while he apologised for getting d*unk, was rather funny!! As we cuddled closer our legs tried to entwine. All of a sudden letsbe exclaimed...'just put your fanny on my leg!!'

I of course obliged and we fell into a d*unken sleep....was quite fun reminding him of it this morning

what romance is dead stories do you have?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Romance? What is this thing that you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is when your on here lol

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Aged 18 and 3 months I got married the first time

Dated for 3 years

All the offers of free drinks meant my 21 year old ninkumpoop of a twatface could barely stand for almost 3 days of our expensive honeymoon

Oh the dye was cast

I threw him out just 1 year later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor guy that's just summed up romance is dead instead go on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.

When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most romantic thing that had ever happened to her.

We've got it framed now

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.

When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most romantic thing that had ever happened to her.

We've got it framed now "

ahhhhh thats lovely x x you soppy git!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.

When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most romantic thing that had ever happened to her.

We've got it framed now

ahhhhh thats lovely x x you soppy git!!"

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.

When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most romantic thing that had ever happened to her.

We've got it framed now "

I want what she's got

You licky lovely people

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Being put on eBay to swap for a younger model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's braught a tear to my eye high 5 for you thinking it mate might have to use that one myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Status on my Profile has said for the past two weeks that I'm miserably sick with Flu and definitely out of it for Fab...

I'm amazed at just how many men have then felt it necessary to message me, saying "So sorry to hear that you're ill - here's some photos of my cock..."

Who said that romance is dead...???

Fortunately I still have just enough strength left to reach the Block button...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Status on my Profile has said for the past two weeks that I'm miserably sick with Flu and definitely out of it for Fab...

I'm amazed at just how many men have then felt it necessary to message me, saying "So sorry to hear that you're ill - here's some photos of my cock..."

Who said that romance is dead...???

Fortunately I still have just enough strength left to reach the Block button...

"
hell yes you go girl some ppl hey

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"The Status on my Profile has said for the past two weeks that I'm miserably sick with Flu and definitely out of it for Fab...

I'm amazed at just how many men have then felt it necessary to message me, saying "So sorry to hear that you're ill - here's some photos of my cock..."

Who said that romance is dead...???

Fortunately I still have just enough strength left to reach the Block button...

"

Poor you xx

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"..was quite fun reminding him of it this morning

what romance is dead stories do you have?"

did you lock him in the cellar chained up ...aint seen him in a while ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being brought a set of new rear foot pegs for the bike one valentines day.

True love in his eyes

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"..was quite fun reminding him of it this morning

what romance is dead stories do you have?

did you lock him in the cellar chained up ...aint seen him in a while ?"

haha no.....don't have a cellar

he is just having a bit of a break x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.

When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most romantic thing that had ever happened to her.

We've got it framed now "

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Romance?

Cum...fart...sleep is about the best I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Romance?

Cum...fart...sleep is about the best I get "

He still luvs you though

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By *eaningofLifeCouple
over a year ago

York


"Back in the mists of time we were skint and it was Kate's birthday. Didn't have any money for a prezzy so I wrote a cheque "Please pay Kate one million kisses" and put it in an envelope and gave it to her.

When she opened it she started to cry and said it was the most

romantic thing that had ever

happened to her.

We've got it framed now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Romance?

Cum...fart...sleep is about the best I get "

Your lucky you get the cum first I just get fart... Sleep... Hence being on here now ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sent Mrs P a d*unken text on the way home from the pub. It read. If you stick two burgers in the oven I'll let you ride my cock when I get home.

She's a lucky girl.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Letsbe and i went to a friends for dinner last night and were enjoying some friends home brewed cyder (apparently thats the right spelling for a first press drink )

Someone enjoyed it a little too much and felt a little poorly. We came home and were having a cuddle in bed while he apologised for getting d*unk, was rather funny!! As we cuddled closer our legs tried to entwine. All of a sudden letsbe exclaimed...'just put your fanny on my leg!!'

I of course obliged and we fell into a d*unken sleep....was quite fun reminding him of it this morning

what romance is dead stories do you have?"

Evie............ it's not often I laugh

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Not experienced romance in a long while

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Not experienced romance in a long while "

Is that you Colin ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Not experienced romance in a long while

Is that you Colin ?"

Yup fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Jack and Kate keep up the good work

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