FabSwingers.com forum: Bleedin' useless...

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

List anything that might qualify. I'll start you off:

Branded condoms for Catholics

Trophy cabinet for England football team

The ubiquitous chocolate tea-pot

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Turquoise - apart from being a ridiculous word, no one uses the colour.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

car insurance companies

lol

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

France

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I was going to say 'Solar powered torch' but you can actually get them now!

Sausage roll at a Bar Mitzvah

Salad in a Glasgow chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turquoise - apart from being a ridiculous word, no one uses the colour."

i do

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Turquoise - apart from being a ridiculous word, no one uses the colour.

i do

But your a girl, girls see about fifty more colours than men, especially when buying shoes!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Text speech to anyone over 25

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

my comb..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I thought the title referred to you Inv, so I nominate this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ikea 'How to assemble' leaflets.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I thought the title referred to you Inv, so I nominate this thread

Walked into that didn't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single males in the swinging scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually love em and think they enhance the atmosphere at clubs and parties but just couldn't resist it

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Single males in the swinging scene"

Walked in to that didn't I??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

due to cracked ribs, I nominate my fanny as being feckin useless noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ikea 'How to assemble' leaflets.

only to men

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"due to cracked ribs, I nominate my fanny as being feckin useless noo"

I guess you walked in to something too?

Hope your better soon.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Ikea 'How to assemble' leaflets.

only to men"

lol. Go back to your be nice thread!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most FAQs

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"due to cracked ribs, I nominate my fanny as being feckin useless noo

I guess you walked in to something too?

Hope your better soon.

I didn't actually and neither was it sex related, but thank you

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"most FAQs"

With you on that...add Microsoft HELP as well, I hate that bloomin' paper clip too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh those answers! check your spider web browser and if necessary add in a bluebottle. if that doesn't work re-configure your brain!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Turquoise - apart from being a ridiculous word, no one uses the colour apart from dance_alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turquoise - apart from being a ridiculous word, no one uses the colour apart from dance_alone."

What the hell kind of coulour is Tope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and an ashtray on a motorbike or tits on a bull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turquoise - apart from being a ridiculous word, no one uses the colour apart from dance_alone.

What the hell kind of coulour is Tope?"

Well, its kinda.... brown!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell kind of coulour is Tope?"

what a relief, someone else feels the same way xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits on a Bull

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Saying 'hi funky' as an instant message then waiting for a reply back before speaking.

I am not set to away and I am not offline, therefore I am here, please 'instant' message me, there is a clue in the name.

Actually if you're just going to give me work don't bother at all.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

What the hell kind of coulour is Tope?

what a relief, someone else feels the same way xxx"

I quote from Wiki: 'Taupe is a vague, unscientific color term which may be used to refer to almost any grayish-brown, brownish-gray, or warm gray color'

I'm assuming here taupe and tope are the same?

Either way, it definately qualifies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell kind of coulour is Tope?

what a relief, someone else feels the same way xxx

I quote from Wiki: 'Taupe is a vague, unscientific color term which may be used to refer to almost any grayish-brown, brownish-gray, or warm gray color'

I'm assuming here taupe and tope are the same?

Either way, it definately qualifies!!!

So we are defining a spelling for an indefinable colour (and yeah, I know the spelling for colour was wrong too!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turquoise - apart from being a ridiculous word, no one uses the colour."

yes they do as ive a turquoise bikini and a ring as it happens to be my birthstone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swing2us... whatever happened???

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