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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My nookie days are over,

my pilot light is out,

what used to be my sex appeal,

is now my water spout

Time was when, on it's own,

from my trousers it would spring,

but now it's just a full time job,

to find the fucking thing

It used to be embarrassing,

the way it would behave,

for every single morning,

it would stand and watch me shave

Now as old age approaches,

it sure gives me the blues,

to see it hang it's little head,

and watch me tie my shoes.......

Thank fuck Im not that old yet, lol

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice one

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you talking about yourself again gis ma wee munchkin xxxxxx

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a song

'Isn't it awfuly nice to have a penis

isn't it frightfully good to have a dong

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons

You can put it in your sock

But don't take it out in public

Or they will put you in the dock

And you won't

that

Ahh thank you very much