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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

it's almost a year to the day since my dog bit me whilst it was trying to kill a jack russel. the scars are still healing!!

out on the hills This morning walking the hounds. a bloody border collie came running around the end Of the wall. a whole new set Of puncture wounds Now. on the same bloody leg!!

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ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Do you look like a tin of pedigree chum to dogs

Ouch! hope it heals quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you look like a tin of pedigree chum to dogs

Ouch! hope it heals quickly "

lol i must do!

Is my own fault for putting myself in his way all the time. just think it's better that i get it than the other poor dog. at least the little Bugger lets go of me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's almost a year to the day since my dog bit me whilst it was trying to kill a jack russel. the scars are still healing!!

out on the hills This morning walking the hounds. a bloody border collie came running around the end Of the wall. a whole new set Of puncture wounds Now. on the same bloody leg!!

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ouch!! "

Life's a Bitch!

Hope you Heel soon!

(Paws for thought....)

Get yourself some Tail.... It'll take no time to Fur-get it!

PS: Did you collar the dog that did it?

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

muzzle perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"muzzle perhaps?

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Stu is perfectly entitled to an opinion...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Stay off the hills and stick to the roads!

Have you not seen any werewolf movies at all??? Sheesh!

I suggest you strap yourself in during next full moon matey. I see a bad moon arising, I see trouble on the way!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"muzzle perhaps?

Stu is perfectly entitled to an opinion... "

lolol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aw stu-uu-uu-uu, some you win(alot), som you dont xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice Stu, get yourself a Korean lodger............... Problem solved.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


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My advice Stu, get yourself a Korean lodger............... Problem solved. "

But be careful which agency you use.

I had a nightmare with my "eastern beauty"

Because Ting-Tong not from Hong-Kong, Ting-Tong from Tooting. And Ting-Tong had a dong.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

As I told you earlier stu-uu-uu.... STOP going out in the woods wi fugy!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An easy way to enjoy your walks with pooch without the fear of being 'fanged' for it is to have the mutts teeth pulled out.... or it's legs chopped off so it can't run after other dogs, but then you'll have to take it for a drag instead.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

OK Wishy! I have no objection if he wants to take up smoking himself, but to suggest he gets his pooch to take it up to!!! Take it for a drag, indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy anniversary

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine


"it's almost a year to the day since my dog bit me whilst it was trying to kill a jack russel. the scars are still healing!!

out on the hills This morning walking the hounds. a bloody border collie came running around the end Of the wall. a whole new set Of puncture wounds Now. on the same bloody leg!!

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ouch!!

Life's a Bitch!

Hope you Heel soon!

(Paws for thought....)

Get yourself some Tail.... It'll take no time to Fur-get it!

PS: Did you collar the dog that did it? "
howay the mans been bit , ya post is a bit ,,,,ruff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"An easy way to enjoy your walks with pooch without the fear of being 'fanged' for it is to have the mutts teeth pulled out.... or it's legs chopped off so it can't run after other dogs, but then you'll have to take it for a drag instead. "

That reminds me of a story where a dog had all its legs amputated and so it didnt drag its belly on the floor they stitched Coke cans on its stumps.

Have you heard it???

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You would do if it come past your house!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

UPDATE!!!

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my world has crashed!

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been oggling the farmer's lovely daughter as she glides around the field out back dragging the machinery that's lifting the potatoes. she flies around the field as though she were born to drive big john deere tractors. well, being a farmer's daughter i suppose she was... but i digress ...

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was washing up This morning, the tractor stopped .. the door opened .. and out jumped .. that bloody dog that spooked mine and MADE it bite me!!

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i haven't got dressed that quickly since my scout master nearly caught me shagging his wife!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i haven't got dressed that quickly since my scout master nearly caught me shagging his wife!! "

So did you shag her or was you nearly caught before you shagged her???

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine


"An easy way to enjoy your walks with pooch without the fear of being 'fanged' for it is to have the mutts teeth pulled out.... or it's legs chopped off so it can't run after other dogs, but then you'll have to take it for a drag instead.

That reminds me of a story where a dog had all its legs amputated and so it didnt drag its belly on the floor they stitched Coke cans on its stumps.

Have you heard it???

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You would do if it come past your house!!!! "
was it tin tin

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

he popped in for coffee the other day and I was shown the aforementioned bite marks..

bless him..

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