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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

was involved in an incident earlier today that involved the police and by god, if it wasn't for the seriousness of the situation (and my busted ribs), I would have jumped the bones of the pair of them right there and then!!!

On the plus side, after they had taken my details and said I could go home, the younger one asked if I had a mobile number should he WANT (not need) to contact me and winked, lol.

Just waiting on the phone ringing. Ring, damned you, ring!!!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"was involved in an incident earlier today that involved the police and by god, if it wasn't for the seriousness of the situation (and my busted ribs), I would have jumped the bones of the pair of them right there and then!!!

On the plus side, after they had taken my details and said I could go home, the younger one asked if I had a mobile number should he WANT (not need) to contact me and winked, lol.

Just waiting on the phone ringing. Ring, damned you, ring!!!!!!

firstly - hope you are ok and it wasnt too bad of an incident

secondly - if the phone does ring we want details of any naughties

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please? "

oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?

oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself"

Bless you ..... *in a very un-Pope like voice

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?

oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself"

There's something wrong with me.

I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....

It did nothing for me ....................!

DAM!!!!!

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

On the plus side, after they had taken my details and said I could go home, the younger one asked if I had a mobile number should he WANT (not need) to contact me and winked, lol.

Just waiting on the phone ringing. Ring, damned you, ring!!!!!!

firstly - hope you are ok and it wasnt too bad of an incident

secondly - if the phone does ring we want details of any naughties

Thank you, I am fine. It didn't really directly involve me

and send ringing thoughts and you will get them all......

and diamond, unless you fly up to Scotland, I ain't sharing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

On the plus side, after they had taken my details and said I could go home, the younger one asked if I had a mobile number should he WANT (not need) to contact me and winked, lol.

Just waiting on the phone ringing. Ring, damned you, ring!!!!!!

firstly - hope you are ok and it wasnt too bad of an incident

secondly - if the phone does ring we want details of any naughties

Thank you, I am fine. It didn't really directly involve me

and send ringing thoughts and you will get them all......

and diamond, unless you fly up to Scotland, I ain't sharing

Hope he rings you, never been with a scottish policeman but if their anything like their english cousins you will be in for a wicked time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a thing for my dentist, does that count as a uniform? He wears those green scrubs and when he sits down and puts his legs either side of the chair, oh that bulge.....mmmmmm

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By *arracks7Couple
over a year ago

Now in Warrington

i work with green every day have to say tho some have the 'mmm' but most dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember going into the Sainsbury Local one lunch time and kept bumping into other shoppers: the women kept stopping dead in front of me.

Then I saw what the problem was: the most physically perfect man I'd ever seen...and in a policeman's uniform. He was over 6ft, golden skin, blond hair and blue eyes. His uniform looked custom made.

I've never gawped in my life, but every woman in that queue young, old, black, white all of us stood there with our eyes bugged out and drooling!

He turned and looked at us and smiled. It was a pathetic sight us all staring at him but he was goooooorgeous!

*Sigh*

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

There's something wrong with me.

I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....

It did nothing for me ....................!

DAM!!!!!

can i help them next time please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love uniforms - they keep the imagination going...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I remember going into the Sainsbury Local one lunch time and kept bumping into other shoppers: the women kept stopping dead in front of me.

Then I saw what the problem was: the most physically perfect man I'd ever seen...and in a policeman's uniform. He was over 6ft, golden skin, blond hair and blue eyes. His uniform looked custom made.

I've never gawped in my life, but every woman in that queue young, old, black, white all of us stood there with our eyes bugged out and drooling!

He turned and looked at us and smiled. It was a pathetic sight us all staring at him but he was goooooorgeous!

*Sigh*"

*mops up dribble from keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?

oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself

There's something wrong with me.

I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....

It did nothing for me ....................!

DAM!!!!!

You can't be normal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women and uniforms???????

Policeman, Fireman, we are the same person underneath the uniform.

But i guess a nurse, nun, schoolgirl

The same for us men????

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?

oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself

There's something wrong with me.

I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....

It did nothing for me ....................!

DAM!!!!!

You can't be normal!!

I know......................

I need therapy, or to move from the Army to the Navy...

All help gratefully received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?

oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself

There's something wrong with me.

I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....

It did nothing for me ....................!

DAM!!!!!

You can't be normal!!

I know......................

I need therapy, or to move from the Army to the Navy...

All help gratefully received

I have a thing with the RAF actually.. fancy trying?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive never had a thing about military uniforms apart from i think they look smart. I live between three bases so i guess seeing them every day all my life and working my way through a few took the edge of it

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?

oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself

There's something wrong with me.

I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....

It did nothing for me ....................!

DAM!!!!!

You can't be normal!!

I know......................

I need therapy, or to move from the Army to the Navy...

All help gratefully received

I have a thing with the RAF actually.. fancy trying?

Only if I can play with their very large choppers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?

oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself

There's something wrong with me.

I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....

It did nothing for me ....................!

DAM!!!!!

You can't be normal!!

I know......................

I need therapy, or to move from the Army to the Navy...

All help gratefully received

I have a thing with the RAF actually.. fancy trying?

That's the thing I have tried and I did like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Dionysus and MissMadchick - insider knowledge tells me that the choppers are above average, extremely durable and rarely prone to failure on take off. Provided there is a good landing strip, a bit of instrument landing system - you should not be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the forces guys look real good in their dress uniforms but on the other hand the AA man looks smart but its not a sexy look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the forces guys look real good in their dress uniforms but on the other hand the AA man looks smart but its not a sexy look.

Oh yes, that is a different , more rugged but incredibly sexy kind of outfit... anytime... come to think of it... the RAC is too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the plus side, after they had taken my details and said I could go home, the younger one asked if I had a mobile number should he WANT (not need) to contact me and winked, lol.

Just waiting on the phone ringing. Ring, damned you, ring!!!!!!

Some uniforms look fantastic, A woman in a tight fitting uniform can be very attractive at times.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations i hope it goes well

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Congratulations i hope it goes well

thanks, I better not wear my uniform to meet him, might put him off as I usually work in my jammies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do water board uniforms do it at all lol thought that maybe the answer!!! Hope ur date goes well lucky man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?

oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself

There's something wrong with me.

I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....

It did nothing for me ....................!

DAM!!!!!

You can't be normal!!

I know......................

I need therapy, or to move from the Army to the Navy...

All help gratefully received

I have a thing with the RAF actually.. fancy trying?

That's the thing I have tried and I did like!

im very partial to a fly boy myself.....my man is a pilot i just love the crisp white shirt and the epauettes...........as long as i dont have to iron it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I am sooo hearin you about the Police uniforms!! I've had a thing for policemen (and women!) but more so the men for aaages! Keep tryin to get my partner to invest in a uniform but he hasn't as yet. I'm fussy though it has to be realistic and I want the flat hat not the helmet.

Gonna be distracted all day now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink

Ooooh, lucky girl! I hope it all goes well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Military uniforms as in dress uniform are Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Zoo Keepers ?

Uniforms do nothing for me.

If the contents are shit ..it's shit in dress.

Anyone else tire of those messages that say ...... U like men in uniform?

Im running out of sarky answers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like uniforms, though not police uniforms as, well it loses its sexiness when you see it regularly and know the guys inside them.

I do like firemen, mmm gorgeous, i think its more to do with being big and strong and saving a helpless female thing rather than the uniform, or is it, i actually do think they're sexy in it.

I wear a uniform every day and its a uniform that people do fantasise about - it does nothing for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wear a uniform every day and its a uniform that people do fantasise about - it does nothing for me lol

Phwoar... do you work at KFC?

Juicy legs and breasts

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink

Omg whey hey, you go girlxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like uniforms, though not police uniforms as, well it loses its sexiness when you see it regularly and know the guys inside them.

I do like firemen, mmm gorgeous, i think its more to do with being big and strong and saving a helpless female thing rather than the uniform, or is it, i actually do think they're sexy in it.

I wear a uniform every day and its a uniform that people do fantasise about - it does nothing for me lol

Get outta here ......since when were traffic wardens sexeh ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about Zoo Keepers ?

Uniforms do nothing for me.

If the contents are shit ..it's shit in dress.

Anyone else tire of those messages that say ...... U like men in uniform?

Im running out of sarky answers. "

Goes without saying - a plonker even in a smart uniform is still a plonker, just a smartly dressed one.

I confess to being a bit bias towards smart uniforms but it invariably not the uniform per se that attracts me. The Forces attract a certain kind of person and it is more the qualities they have that I am drawn to. It does not apply to all Forces members but there seems to be a stronger representation of attributes such as

"quick and lateral thinker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like uniforms, though not police uniforms as, well it loses its sexiness when you see it regularly and know the guys inside them.

I do like firemen, mmm gorgeous, i think its more to do with being big and strong and saving a helpless female thing rather than the uniform, or is it, i actually do think they're sexy in it.

I wear a uniform every day and its a uniform that people do fantasise about - it does nothing for me lol

Get outta here ......since when were traffic wardens sexeh ??"

Lol id love to be a traffic warden, wouldnt that be great.

I get sick and tired of people saying, ooo have you got stockings on under that, yeah as if ive never heard that one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbara Windsor has a lot to answer for

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink"

I just found this thread.

And YOU are back OFF the list!!!!

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

""well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink"

I just found this thread.

And YOU are back OFF the list!!!!

I thought you already had found it when you mentioned "polis" and "person of interest"

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

""well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink"

I just found this thread.

And YOU are back OFF the list!!!!

I thought you already had found it when you mentioned "polis" and "person of interest"

Nope.

Pure coincidence.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

""well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink"

I just found this thread.

And YOU are back OFF the list!!!!

I thought you already had found it when you mentioned "polis" and "person of interest"

Nope.

Pure coincidence."

oh well, it was nice being on the list albeit for such a short time

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

""well he phoned!!!!!! and we are meeting on Sunday for a drink"

I just found this thread.

And YOU are back OFF the list!!!!

I thought you already had found it when you mentioned "polis" and "person of interest"

Nope.

Pure coincidence.

oh well, it was nice being on the list albeit for such a short time

Pffft!

"If the cap fits...."

oooh, you look so nice in your uniform, i wondered what you'd look like out of it. Giggle, giggle. Innocent look. Then flatten your eyebrows with your tongue.

I've met your type before love.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

well I'll know tomorrow what he looks like out of it as he will be wearing civvies.

What's up darling. Nose put out of joint cos we're not all falling at your feet eh???

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"well I'll know tomorrow what he looks like out of it as he will be wearing civvies.

What's up darling. Nose put out of joint cos we're not all falling at your feet eh???

I'll have you know i have lovely feet.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

They smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women look very sexy in uniforms. A police woman has lots of appeal but i wouldn't be as drawn to an ASDA uniform.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Some of the forces guys look real good in their dress uniforms but on the other hand the AA man looks smart but its not a sexy look.

omg - we had a sexy AA mad come and get us once!!!

We broke down in Winchester and needed a Relay back to home.

Well, my mate wanted to sit in the middle but as she had a BF she let me sit in the middle - and he kept fiddling with the heating controls rubbing against my leg - and when i said i needed to put my jumper back on he made sure the heating went back up.

Funiest bit was - he was using sat nav and ended up taking us to North London - despite me asking several times that i thought we had gone the wrong way -= he blamed it on the floods and said sat nav was taking us a different waY.

His phone was beeping every 20mins from the GF asking where the hell he was.

He was supposed to finish as 1am - but didnt drop us off at another mates house til 4.30am

And i STILL didnt get to shag him, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women look very sexy in uniforms. A police woman has lots of appeal but i wouldn't be as drawn to an ASDA uniform.

Sainsburys?

Waitrose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on nursing always looked good but they don't wear those uniforms in hospitals by us its all pale blur pyjama things and they are not so sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are scrubs and no they dont hold quite the same appeal but then you know its all about infection control and not sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are scrubs and no they dont hold quite the same appeal but then you know its all about infection control and not sex

I know but its still a big shame they have to wear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is really, all floppy and loose and hanging off them, it would be great if before an op either a female nurse bent over and her boobs fell out of the top or the surgeon had an opening in the crotch of his and you got a glimpse of a cock, make me happy before I went to sleep and they reached for the scalpel

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Seamed stockings and sussies are just not practical and distract patients lol , scrubs are vile but comfortable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seamed stockings and sussies are just not practical and distract patients lol , scrubs are vile but comfortable...

When your a patient you like to be distracted

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Seamed stockings and sussies are just not practical and distract patients lol , scrubs are vile but comfortable...

When your a patient you like to be distracted

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Not always good for the blood pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh ur a nurse is it a sexy uniform you got?? no its a white tunic thing that by the end of the day looks like a soap powder before garment!! ya tosser!!!

does tend to put them off a bit!!! x

as for men in uniform does sod all for me but give me a goth/emo look and im off!! x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ohh ur a nurse is it a sexy uniform you got?? no its a white tunic thing that by the end of the day looks like a soap powder before garment!! ya tosser!!!

does tend to put them off a bit!!! x

as for men in uniform does sod all for me but give me a goth/emo look and im off!! x

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Some uniforms are quite sexy, depends on if they fill them correctly though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love all armed forces' officers in their service dress and mess kit for evening do's, mmmmmmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love all armed forces' officers in their service dress and mess kit for evening do's, mmmmmmmmm!

Not being snobby at all but I love the officers' uniforms - they just look neat.

Incidentally, American uniforms look great, too.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I like cowboys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cowboys

Fireman!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I like cowboys

Fireman!

I had a housefire once - and had a dozen firemen at my house.

Was too concerned as my muttley was still inside - that i honestly did not notice what a single one of em looked like!!!

So i went round to the station with mince pies and beers for them to say thanks....any excuse hey??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I like cowboys

Fireman!

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COWBOYS!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I like cowboys

Fireman!

COWBOYS!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!

but fireman have BIG hoses!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I like cowboys

Fireman!

COWBOYS!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!

but fireman have BIG hoses!!!!"
cowboys have better rope skills and can ride....boy can they ride

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

well just being totally selfish and to get this thread back on track to my OP....... mmmmmmmmm FCKN mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they have big dee-daws?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Is thinking about Rope skills........

Phew is it hot in here tonight or WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

A female traffic warden! Huba huba

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"A female traffic warden! Huba huba

Now answer us honeslty BB - DO you own a cowboy outfit?????

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"A female traffic warden! Huba huba

Now answer us honeslty BB - DO you own a cowboy outfit?????

Not yet but i'm working on it. I know someone who has a Daisy Duke outfit though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A female traffic warden! Huba huba

Now answer us honeslty BB - DO you own a cowboy outfit?????

Not yet but i'm working on it. I know someone who has a Daisy Duke outfit though

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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewaaaaaaaaaaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have not got the legs and thighs for Daisy Duke's hot pants.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I have not got the legs and thighs for Daisy Duke's hot pants.

do you kind of get the feeling that Femme HAS?????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"well just being totally selfish and to get this thread back on track to my OP....... mmmmmmmmm FCKN mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oh did he ring then????????????????

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing

oooohhhhh yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing

omg you didnt did you, not on the first date, cant believe you did that

Next time you want to pull a policeman find a better way to do it lolxxxx

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over a year ago

"Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing

oooohhhhh yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you still behaving? Hope not ...;-)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing

oooohhhhh yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you still behaving? Hope not ...;-)

not had any bloody choice

not as lucky as _muma - pulling random hot coppers

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over a year ago

"Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing

oooohhhhh yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you still behaving? Hope not ...;-)

not had any bloody choice

not as lucky as _muma - pulling random hot coppers

so, you are ONLY behaving as you have not had the chance... I am glad you still have naughty intentions

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing

oooohhhhh yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you still behaving? Hope not ...;-)

not had any bloody choice

not as lucky as _muma - pulling random hot coppers

so, you are ONLY behaving as you have not had the chance... I am glad you still have naughty intentions

oh i always have intentios

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont generally have a thing about uniforms but a tall well built policeman stripping his uniform of at the end of my bed well

I do have a thing for some uniforms (McD and Tesco etc excluded). Can I come and join you please?

oh yes, im not selfish enough to keep all the pleasure to myself

There's something wrong with me.

I was helping 8 soldiers get changed out of greens and into dress uniforms earlier (medals leather belts, the works).....

It did nothing for me ....................!

DAM!!!!!

get the goddamn thermometer in your gob - its beyond wrong that you didn't react lol

are you dead below the waist?? he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indeed he did and we met for a drink. Let's just say I have a big smile that is bigger than the biggest big thing

oooohhhhh yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you still behaving? Hope not ...;-)

not had any bloody choice

not as lucky as _muma - pulling random hot coppers

so, you are ONLY behaving as you have not had the chance... I am glad you still have naughty intentions

oh i always have intentios

care to elaborate?

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