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What's with all the fookin singing!!..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Watching the coverage of El Popio on Sky News and I've realised why I'm not religious... it's all that blimmin singing they do.. bloody noisy lot ain't they.

Reminds me of Peter Ustinov in Quo Vadis...

Emperor Nero:[as the Christians enter the arena to die] They're singing!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

oooooooo dunno, just turned over, but I turn it on just in time to see men in kilts

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I don't know why but it reminded me of an episode of Sesame Street earlier with all the kids on the big screen at the back singing and dancing

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Was Big Bird there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all just a pointless attempt to resurrect Michelle McManus' career.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Was Big Bird there? "

No but im sure I saw Count Dracula with the cookie monster behind the curtains on stage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I see they're nearly all dressed in white.. blimmin liars! Not a blessed virgin in sight!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Was Big Bird there? "

Which one? No namin' and shamin'please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's gotta be chuffed flying all this was to see subo and sumo....bet he plays air guitar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With all this warbling I wonder if they do requests?

I'm quite partial to a good rendition of 'Friggin' in the Riggin' - by The Sex Pistols.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With all this warbling I wonder if they do requests?

I'm quite partial to a good rendition of 'Friggin' in the Riggin' - by The Sex Pistols. "

cum-bi-ahhhhh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With all this warbling I wonder if they do requests?

I'm quite partial to a good rendition of 'Friggin' in the Riggin' - by The Sex Pistols.

cum-bi-ahhhhh?"

tsk! trust you to put a pervy slant on the proceedings. We're trying to be at one here y'know. We've all come together.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well this big bird definetly wasnt there. Its 17.39 and i have managed to avoid any news coverage of his visit so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They're doing the HHH's now... the Him n Her Hymns, where they have a contest to see who can sing the deepest. The fellas usually win cos they got a proper larynx, and afterwards they take all the girly choristers round the back for some 'instruction' (well the pretty ones anyway, the fugly ones get hauled off to be nuns.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".............they take all the girly choristers round the back for some 'instruction' (well the pretty ones anyway, the fugly ones get hauled off to be nuns.)"

... or housekeepers. Never been in a parochial house yet that had a pretty housekeeper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pope is scary by the order of "alot". Not to forget he just looks like Darth Vaders boss.

Brrrr.

And they wonder why people don't like religion?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"They're doing the HHH's now... the Him n Her Hymns, where they have a contest to see who can sing the deepest. The fellas usually win cos they got a proper larynx, and afterwards they take all the girly choristers round the back for some 'instruction' (well the pretty ones anyway, the fugly ones get hauled off to be nuns.)"

Julie Andrews was/is pretty.

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By *orkduoCouple
over a year ago

york

eeeeerrrgggg excuse me ,i am a housekeeper in a hotel n all our lasses are scrummy!xxlol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looks like the old boy had a word with his boss cos they got bright sunshine.... in September.... IN SCOTLAND!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"eeeeerrrgggg excuse me ,i am a housekeeper in a hotel n all our lasses are scrummy!xxlol"

Can I book them.. er.. in.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eeeeerrrgggg excuse me ,i am a housekeeper in a hotel n all our lasses are scrummy!xxlol"

Nah, not hotel housekeepers. Housekeepers in Parochial Houses - like Mrs Doyle in Fr Ted. Most priests have one and most of them are great cooks but there's none of the very bonny.

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

wonder why choir boys sing the highest?

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By *ertngladCouple
over a year ago

thornton -cleveleys

wouldn't you sing the highest if the priest had been round your back door

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

wow what a bummer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If only the heirarchy of the church read forums like these they would see that the general consensus regarding religion is NOT that wer'e moving to an ever more increasing secular society, it's that THEY are driving churchgoers away by not addressing the problems of perverted clergymen in their midst. We've all had a giggle with inuendo bum jokes and priests on here today but it's quite sad that this type of humour is being told up and down the country these days and the church seems oblivious to it.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Was Big Bird there? "

isnt vanessa feltz still in big brother or is that over ? mind you she isnt so big now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... but it's quite sad that this type of humour is being told up and down the country these days..."

Up and down many countries.

The French are as bad and the Italians are turning to Buddhism.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Misery guts!!!

LOL

Nowt wrong wi a bit o singing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Misery guts!!!

LOL

Nowt wrong wi a bit o singing!!!"

Who me!?!

Nothing wrong with a bit of (good) singing...

And there's only one thing I like better.....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Misery guts!!!

LOL

Nowt wrong wi a bit o singing!!!

Who me!?!

Nothing wrong with a bit of (good) singing...

And there's only one thing I like better.....

"

whcih is.............????????????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Misery guts!!!

LOL

Nowt wrong wi a bit o singing!!!"

Yeah I know, there's singing in:

"It was on the good ship Venus,

By Christ you should have seen us,

The figurehead was a whore in bed,

With a mouthful of red hot penis!"

~

And then there's droning on in a monotone voice like:

"oh god you are so magnificent

you are wondrous in the almighty

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.."

~ can't they put a few 'fucks' in there, make it interesting??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Misery guts!!!

LOL

Nowt wrong wi a bit o singing!!!

Who me!?!

Nothing wrong with a bit of (good) singing...

And there's only one thing I like better.....

whcih is.............????????????????

"

As an operatic bass...??

Going DOWN!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

~ can't they put a few 'fucks' in there, make it interesting?? "

Nothing more interesting than a good fuck... After choir practice!

We're working up our carols, between orgasms...

'We Wishy a merry...'

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