FabSwingers.com forum: 50 shades of shit

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it was reported in the daily mirror today that a woman lost control of her bodily fluids while watching 50 shades of grey at a cinema in Milton Keynes.the last time I can remember a movie having any sort of impact of this type with the audience was the exorcist in the 1970s when people were fainting or running out of the cinema screaming..do you think shitting yourself in public is taking things a bit too far..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

overhyped waffle n crap book for teenagers

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Did she poop or wee? I think one is slightly more acceptable than the other...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did she poop or wee? I think one is slightly more acceptable than the other..."

according to the daily mirror she actualy shit herself and the cinema had to be evacuated while the mess was cleaned up

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Did she poop or wee? I think one is slightly more acceptable than the other...

according to the daily mirror she actualy shit herself and the cinema had to be evacuated while the mess was cleaned up"

Oh dear the poor lady. Maybe she's ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should never have taken great grandma out the home ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did she poop or wee? I think one is slightly more acceptable than the other...

according to the daily mirror she actualy shit herself and the cinema had to be evacuated while the mess was cleaned up

Oh dear the poor lady. Maybe she's ill."

yea,,,shame,,dodgy curry maybe

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By *bwitchedwarlock69Couple
over a year ago

Batley, West Yorkshire

She was pissed according to the Star...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was d*unk apparently. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 shades of gooey brown

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Ohhhh that's not good.....a naughty little voice in my head is saying 'maybe she was leaving her review of the movie' *quickly smacks little voice for being naughty*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh that's not good.....a naughty little voice in my head is saying 'maybe she was leaving her review of the movie' *quickly smacks little voice for being naughty*

Love it, good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna shit myself laughing lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else."

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that? "

That's way beyond d*unk.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The film was awarded 5 stars on the Bristol Stool scale.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?

That's way beyond d*unk........."

I would die of shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The film was awarded 5 stars on the Bristol Stool scale."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?

That's way beyond d*unk.........

I would die of shame

Even more so with it being a story in an asswipe tabloid paper too. Oh the shame of it......

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"The film was awarded 5 stars on the Bristol Stool scale."

I thought it was 7, watery no solid pieces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The film was awarded 5 stars on the Bristol Stool scale.

I thought it was 7, watery no solid pieces.

Behave

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that? "

Err...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?

Err...

Don't tell me you know....No really please don't

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Last time I lost control of my bodily functions at a cinema, it was during the Borat film......I pissed myself laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?

Err...

Don't tell me you know....No really please don't

I work at a pub. You'll be surprised how often it happens.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?

Err...

Don't tell me you know....No really please don't

Well..

and i cringe in embarrassment recalling this but many years ago on a rugby tour some idiot decided after our last games 3rd half spent imbibing several pints of Guinness that a curry would be in order and boys being boys some wag decided it was to be no 'lower' than a madras..

all was fine till about 4 am when the need to vacate ones, well you know became strong and pressing..

managed to get into the ablutions but didn't quite make it to a cubicle..

luckily it being military accommodation the floors were tiled so after showering i just got the fire hose out to tidy things up so to speak..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?

Err...

Don't tell me you know....No really please don't

Well..

all was fine till about 4 am when the need to vacate ones, well you know became strong and pressing..

managed to get into the ablutions but didn't quite make it to a cubicle..

luckily it being military accommodation the floors were tiled so after showering i just got the fire hose out to tidy things up so to speak..

this reminds me of a friend who suffered shot gun diarrhoea in Greece only he didn't have a hose

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?

Err...

Don't tell me you know....No really please don't

I work at a pub. You'll be surprised how often it happens. "

I probably would but I don't want to know

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?

Err...

Don't tell me you know....No really please don't

Well..

all was fine till about 4 am when the need to vacate ones, well you know became strong and pressing..

managed to get into the ablutions but didn't quite make it to a cubicle..

luckily it being military accommodation the floors were tiled so after showering i just got the fire hose out to tidy things up so to speak..

oh and

at tidy things up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nooooooooo

Give me the Karma Sutra n Lady Chatterley any day

Poor cleaners do you reckon the woman was subby and her Dom made her wear a ridiculously huge butt plug to watch the film and she just couldn't hold it in anymore........just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?

Err...

Don't tell me you know....No really please don't

Well..

all was fine till about 4 am when the need to vacate ones, well you know became strong and pressing..

managed to get into the ablutions but didn't quite make it to a cubicle..

luckily it being military accommodation the floors were tiled so after showering i just got the fire hose out to tidy things up so to speak..

Thanks for sharing shitty arse.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I also heard about it - it's more likely to be to do with her being pissed paralytic than anything else.

Good God! How d*unk do you need to be to do that?

Err...

Don't tell me you know....No really please don't

Well..

all was fine till about 4 am when the need to vacate ones, well you know became strong and pressing..

managed to get into the ablutions but didn't quite make it to a cubicle..

luckily it being military accommodation the floors were tiled so after showering i just got the fire hose out to tidy things up so to speak..

Thanks for sharing shitty arse. "

its clean now..

well i hope so after 28 yrs..

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"overhyped waffle n crap book for teenagers"

Even teenagers think it's shite!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The film is soon to be showing at the Can Film Festival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol the actor had weird pecs as the nipples was high up. I think he had an pec implant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why i don't do anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of people have said it's a shit film.

Dirty protest?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Did she poop or wee? I think one is slightly more acceptable than the other...

according to the daily mirror she actualy shit herself and the cinema had to be evacuated while the mess was cleaned up"

WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was d*unk apparently. .."

That would explain why she went to see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why i don't do anal."

Lol, doing anal makes it hard for ppl to control their shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why i don't do anal.

Lol, doing anal makes it hard for ppl to control their shit? "

For me it does. Yeah, and i'm not saying anything more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i consider books generally better than the film - these books were pretty crap so the outcome of the film was never looking hopeful - think the lady just proving a point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If 50 shades has such an affect on the ladies... should one avoid all the females out there using Anastasia as username and saying they are on the hunt of Mr Grey!

Not that I will ever pretend to br someone else other than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50shades of KitKat!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

She did everyone a favoyr, getting them out fast, probably a chance of a refund or switch to a different film.

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