FabSwingers.com forum: Rant mode...

By *iercedTattooedBBW OP Woman
over a year ago

bangor

Ok just have to get this off my chest before i strangle the next person to say it!!

Why oh why, when you explain *i'm on that time of the month* *got the painters in* etc, so can not meet today or this week...do i ALWAYS get

*well give me a BJ then*

Argh!! Is it just MY back luck finding the selfish ones? or iam i wrong in thinking i could find at least a few decent guys on here who want to please, tease, enjoy a woman?!

Sorry, rant over!

Goes to sulk in a quiet corner of the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you saying Men are wrong to expect a BJ ? why are you on this site if not to serve us ?

Jesus, when will women learn what thier mouth is for and if your throat is sore give your bum.

Because were worth it

Any chance of hiding in the coffin for a bit

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Are you saying Men are wrong to expect a BJ ? why are you on this site if not to serve us ?

Jesus, when will women learn what thier mouth is for and if your throat is sore give your bum.

Because were worth it

Any chance of hiding in the coffin for a bit

Sasha, you're a bit grumpy today!

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By *iercedTattooedBBW OP Woman
over a year ago

bangor

Was going to say i'll be waiting for the forum mafia to arrive and have a go, but wait over!!

Yes SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Ahh sod it, not in the mood to explain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you saying Men are wrong to expect a BJ ? why are you on this site if not to serve us ?

Jesus, when will women learn what thier mouth is for and if your throat is sore give your bum.

Because were worth it

Any chance of hiding in the coffin for a bit

Is Sarcasm still the lowest form of wit???????

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going to say i'll be waiting for the forum mafia to arrive and have a go, but wait over!!

Yes SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Ahh sod it, not in the mood to explain.

Careful lol. You can't mention the forum mafia!!

They don't exist do they???

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Careful lol. You can't mention the forum mafia!!

They don't exist do they???

I thought they were just forum regulars who keep posting on a regular basis which keep the forums alive and interesting (ish) lol!

But I suppose it is ok to call them the forum mafia seeing as it is a Thursday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you saying Men are wrong to expect a BJ ? why are you on this site if not to serve us ?

Jesus, when will women learn what thier mouth is for and if your throat is sore give your bum.

Because were worth it

Any chance of hiding in the coffin for a bit

I had that when I said im ill with a bad chest infection someone said " well meet for anal then" and wasnt even on my interests lol

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Was going to say i'll be waiting for the forum mafia to arrive and have a go, but wait over!!

Yes SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Ahh sod it, not in the mood to explain.

Excellent post...congratulations on making yourself look a right stroppy, hormonale bint.....go off an eat some chocolate and see if that makes you a little more civil!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 40.

Noone has ever said that to me. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just have to get this off my chest before i strangle the next person to say it!!

Why oh why, when you explain *i'm on that time of the month* *got the painters in* etc, so can not meet today or this week...do i ALWAYS get

*well give me a BJ then*

Argh!! Is it just MY back luck finding the selfish ones? or iam i wrong in thinking i could find at least a few decent guys on here who want to please, tease, enjoy a woman?!

Sorry, rant over!

Goes to sulk in a quiet corner of the forum."

I think you've been unlucky as I've never come across that. That said, I've never felt the need to discuss my menstrual cycle with casual playmates!

If it's that time of the month I cancel the meet and reschedule.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

would it not be more appropriate to say that you can't meet due to personal reasons???

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Was going to say i'll be waiting for the forum mafia to arrive and have a go, but wait over!!

Yes SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Ahh sod it, not in the mood to explain.

Hmmm I have a hunch Jed was being cheeky not waiting to plant a horses head on your pillow.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Was going to say i'll be waiting for the forum mafia to arrive and have a go, but wait over!!

Yes SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Ahh sod it, not in the mood to explain.

Hmmm I have a hunch Jed was being cheeky not waiting to plant a horses head on your pillow."

Ooooh, i think there's enough blood about without that....

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lmao

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"lmao"

And the animal loving types get REALLY shirty too.

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By *iercedTattooedBBW OP Woman
over a year ago

bangor

"Was going to say i'll be waiting for the forum mafia to arrive and have a go, but wait over!!

Yes SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Ahh sod it, not in the mood to explain.

Hmmm I have a hunch Jed was being cheeky not waiting to plant a horses head on your pillow."

Thats fine, i took it as that!! But it's the posters after got my goat, i was always told, if you can't say anything nice then don't bother saying anything. But i guess some people just like to think they are above everyone else, which is why i only did my toe into the forums every so often.

Once bitten twice shy as they say. :P

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By *iercedTattooedBBW OP Woman
over a year ago

bangor

"Was going to say i'll be waiting for the forum mafia to arrive and have a go, but wait over!!

Yes SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Ahh sod it, not in the mood to explain.

Excellent post...congratulations on making yourself look a right stroppy, hormonale bint.....go off an eat some chocolate and see if that makes you a little more civil!!!

Why thank you, glad i got that message across, as it's right i am, right now, not all the time though!!

Thanks, the chocolate helped a lot....

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Was going to say i'll be waiting for the forum mafia to arrive and have a go, but wait over!!

Yes SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Ahh sod it, not in the mood to explain.

Hmmm I have a hunch Jed was being cheeky not waiting to plant a horses head on your pillow.

Once bitten twice shy as they say. :P"

The one single post after that.....

touchy.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Was going to say i'll be waiting for the forum mafia to arrive and have a go, but wait over!!

Yes SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Ahh sod it, not in the mood to explain.

Hmmm I have a hunch Jed was being cheeky not waiting to plant a horses head on your pillow.

Once bitten twice shy as they say. :P"

There was only one poster after Jed and he spoke to Sasha and Jed.......then yours was the fourth post.....so sorry, you are totally wrong in what you are saying. those two posts inbetween yours didn't have anything bad on them at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not in the mood honey even if a nice guy bought evening primrose oil xx its a touchy time of month for some! JUST IS RIGHT

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I have had people say similar before. Those guys are the kind who think your their to service them. Ignore them and tell them to get lost and block them.

I once had a tooth out and the guy asked if I would still be able to give him a bj. Clear he wasnt thinking of me in that situation.

For every man who can be rude and inconsiderate there are those that are thoughtful and want to please you more rather than thinking of just themselves.

Ignore them hunny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All us ladies know how it feels to be grumpy out of sorts, irrational, stomach ache and tired all because its that time of the month.

Sometimes it makes us behave completely out of character and do things we wouldn't normally do.

And yes men can be completely insensitive about it.

Lets face it alot of women don't want to be intimate with their partners at this time let alone have casual sex or give someone a blow-job.

Come on just give her a break she just wanted to get something off her chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets face it alot of women don't want to be intimate with their partners at this time let alone have casual sex or give someone a blow-job.

oh, how i wish...i can time it's arrival by the sudden increase in my desire to 'do'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dont worry about the negative comments in this thread, alot of women on here suffer either pmt or the menopause and rant (well i do anyway). You have to look on the plus side, if a guy is that inconsiderate its best you found out now before you did meet them. Selfish gits

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Just get a deep red bathsheet ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you saying Men are wrong to expect a BJ ? why are you on this site if not to serve us ?

Jesus, when will women learn what thier mouth is for and if your throat is sore give your bum.

Because were worth it

Yes but it requires the highest form of intelligence to use it well

Any chance of hiding in the coffin for a bit

Is Sarcasm still the lowest form of wit???????"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont really need to explain why you cant meet, its a swinging site, their not your best mates, you dont need to offer any explanation. If you choose to say its the time of the month then great, its polite and I personally think their bloody rude to beg you to do something in exchange - but you dont need to offer any explanations to anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women moan about anything, the fun of childbirth, why complain about that, I have 2 kids and the only pain I felt was banging my head on the bedpost cos I was so pissed celebrating the night they were born

3 days of pre-period pain then 7 days of suffering - so what

Hot and cold flushes in your 40s - A doddle

You forget us men have to suffer too

We get Man Flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"women moan about anything, the fun of childbirth, why complain about that, I have 2 kids and the only pain I felt was banging my head on the bedpost cos I was so pissed celebrating the night they were born

3 days of pre-period pain then 7 days of suffering - so what

Hot and cold flushes in your 40s - A doddle

You forget us men have to suffer too

We get Man Flu

im one of those very lucky ladies ..... never suffered pmt,was regular as clockwork,had 2 babies in me lunchour !! never had a hot flush and sailed thru the menopause in a very horny state !!! where is "i cant smile wide enough " smiley when u need one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going to say i'll be waiting for the forum mafia to arrive and have a go, but wait over!!

Yes SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Ahh sod it, not in the mood to explain.

Hmmm I have a hunch Jed was being cheeky not waiting to plant a horses head on your pillow.

Once bitten twice shy as they say. :P"

I was only kidding anyway.

They aren't a forum mafia. Just a great group of people who contribute to keep these forums alive.

(I got that right didn't I?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have replied with, "Sure I'll give you a BJ but I insist on you going down on me first, so I know you're serious like."

They won't come back. Trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aren't a forum mafia. Just a group of people who contribute to keep these forums alive."

Fixed it for ya. No charge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything that bleeds for 7 days should be a gonner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aren't a forum mafia. Just a group of people who contribute to keep these forums alive.

Fixed it for ya. No charge."

lol I love it!!

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By *iercedTattooedBBW OP Woman
over a year ago

bangor

"You should have replied with, "Sure I'll give you a BJ but I insist on you going down on me first, so I know you're serious like."

They won't come back. Trust me.

LOL Thank you!!! Love it!! I will say this next time!!! 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cause the majority of guys on here are selfish twats with no consideration for fuck all but their own gratification?? and before you all start whingin its a sweepin generalisation and there are some good ones!!

u probably not missin much anyway, they likely the pandas of the site!!(shoots n leaves) with no idea how to please a woman except by fuckin off!!

but me bein the bitch that i am would have said yeah sure then chomped down hard on the little fucker!!! xx

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By *iercedTattooedBBW OP Woman
over a year ago

bangor

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cause the majority of guys on here are selfish twats with no consideration for fuck all but their own gratification?? and before you all start whingin its a sweepin generalisation and there are some good ones!!

u probably not missin much anyway, they likely the pandas of the site!!(shoots n leaves) with no idea how to please a woman except by fuckin off!!

but me bein the bitch that i am would have said yeah sure then chomped down hard on the little fucker!!! xx

That just made me laugh out loud but so true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you saying Men are wrong to expect a BJ ? why are you on this site if not to serve us ?

Jesus, when will women learn what thier mouth is for and if your throat is sore give your bum.

Because were worth it

Any chance of hiding in the coffin for a bit

"
...... Oii over here

*opens coffin lid*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passes piercedtattooedBBW a hammer n nails

*sits on coffin lid*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

u probably not missin much anyway, they likely the pandas of the site!!(shoots n leaves) with no idea how to please a woman except by fuckin off!!

but me bein the bitch that i am would have said yeah sure then chomped down hard on the little fucker!!! xx

That just made me laugh out loud but so true x"

To be fair I prefer 'eats, shoots and leaves'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Careful lol. You can't mention the forum mafia!!

They don't exist do they???

I thought they were just forum regulars who keep posting on a regular basis which keep the forums alive and interesting (ish) lol!

But I suppose it is ok to call them the forum mafia seeing as it is a Thursday!

just clique on www.fabwhinger.mafia.com/ponyrhdbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You dont really need to explain why you cant meet, its a swinging site, their not your best mates, you dont need to offer any explanation. If you choose to say its the time of the month then great, its polite and I personally think their bloody rude to beg you to do something in exchange - but you dont need to offer any explanations to anyone. "

love your posts, such logic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u probably not missin much anyway, they likely the pandas of the site!!(shoots n leaves) with no idea how to please a woman except by fuckin off!!

but me bein the bitch that i am would have said yeah sure then chomped down hard on the little fucker!!! xx

That just made me laugh out loud but so true x

To be fair I prefer 'eats, shoots and leaves'...

i dont do cooking!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going to say i'll be waiting for the forum mafia to arrive and have a go, but wait over!!

Yes SOME guys are worth a random BJ,

Ahh sod it, not in the mood to explain.

sorry but dont agree, no guy is worth a random BJ, if i give i expect the favour returned lol

How are you by the way? long time no see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had that but i do tell guys so they dont ask for anything more on a social meet as im not one of those ladies that dont mind sex at that time of the month. It also means that i dont have to do anything especially with a guy i am meeting on tuesday as he is getting rather pushy, though perhaps he is on this occasion, bending over backwards to make up for ringing me at 7.30 am to arrange a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 days of pre-period pain then 7 days of suffering - so what

Hot and cold flushes in your 40s - A doddle

You forget us men have to suffer too

We get Man Flu

Same here with the menopause anyway, just i thought my last one was december, but flaming ell i started one tuesday

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

mrs new doesn't have them and hasn't for years..

and she is waaay of the menopause.. guess that makes me lucky

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