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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would like to know if a women could tell if they are private part. Sorry to ask i just wondering that's all.. have fun all you lovely ladies on here?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

If we have tight private parts?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a woman to buy at least one round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I understand the question

Can women tell if they are private part???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever happened to education...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we need a plank of wood?

Ok if you have a fat 10 inch cock i may reply.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round. "

I buy the first and every other until he's under the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked at your profile and it seems relatively sensibly written. However, when I read your posts its like you've bashed your head over the keyboard to form some random shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wants a virgin. Good luck with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round.

I buy the first and every other until he's under the table "

I like your style.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"He wants a virgin. Good luck with that."

Not necessarily. Just someone without a bucket fanny!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I looked at your profile and it seems relatively sensibly written. However, when I read your posts its like you've bashed your head over the keyboard to form some random shite."

An interesting status, written in English, too. Unless it doesn't mean multiple profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be the reason you haven't had much luck with women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round.

I buy the first and every other until he's under the table "

oooooh, i love discreet oral sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I looked at your profile and it seems relatively sensibly written. However, when I read your posts its like you've bashed your head over the keyboard to form some random shite.

An interesting status, written in English, too. Unless it doesn't mean multiple profiles.

"

Multiple personalities maybe?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round. "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round.

I buy the first and every other until he's under the table

oooooh, i love discreet oral sex. "

Want a drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell...."

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round.

I buy the first and every other until he's under the table "

I'd rather be under the table first

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll"

My pussy is extremely tight. Never bought one fucking round in over 20 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round.

I buy the first and every other until he's under the table

oooooh, i love discreet oral sex.

Want a drink? "

Love to, i'm gagging.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll"

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

"

Oh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

"

I qualify, if it's snowy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

"
And rub out mistakes

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round.

I buy the first and every other until he's under the table

oooooh, i love discreet oral sex.

Want a drink?

Love to, i'm gagging. "

Steady on your not under the table yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF did I just read???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

"

Okay I think I'm semi tight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

"

or do that ping pong ball thing....ive always thought thats pretty impressive!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

Oh.... "

I haven't mastered writing with the pencil yet. Perhaps I should start with a marker pen...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

Oh....

I haven't mastered writing with the pencil yet. Perhaps I should start with a marker pen... "

Or maybe those big oversized novelty pencils

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

or do that ping pong ball thing....ive always thought thats pretty impressive!"

That is impressive. I'd lose the ball long before I had a chance to shoot it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round.

I buy the first and every other until he's under the table

oooooh, i love discreet oral sex.

Want a drink?

Love to, i'm gagging.

Steady on your not under the table yet "

Oh i dunno, i'm just finishing the pint Jack bought me.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

Oh....

I haven't mastered writing with the pencil yet. Perhaps I should start with a marker pen...

Or maybe those big oversized novelty pencils "

What about a bingo marker, that would make it interesting on a Thursday down the Mecca bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the OP is a bit offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

or do that ping pong ball thing....ive always thought thats pretty impressive!

That is impressive. I'd lose the ball long before I had a chance to shoot it out. "

Other balls used in sport are available.

Did i mention the Rugby World Cup is due soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahaha.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

or do that ping pong ball thing....ive always thought thats pretty impressive!

That is impressive. I'd lose the ball long before I had a chance to shoot it out.

Other balls used in sport are available.

Did i mention the Rugby World Cup is due soon?

"

I don't think I should try that and I really couldn't convert it to a ping pong ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried the pencil thing, good result here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tight as a camels arse in a sand storm? ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Tried the pencil thing, good result here. "

It's a good test. My yoga teacher suggested it for us to check we were engaging the right muscles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no idea if I'm tight, but I can't find the sky remote anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried the pencil thing, good result here. "

2B or not 2B? That is the question!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've no idea if I'm tight, but I can't find the sky remote anywhere "

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

I really don't get the whole tight thing...

Fucking pointless...

Been with 2 tight women in my life and I have never had a bigger waste of time.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've no idea if I'm tight, but I can't find the sky remote anywhere

"

Are the channels changing when you cross your legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried the pencil thing, good result here.

It's a good test. My yoga teacher suggested it for us to check we were engaging the right muscles.

"

That's actually a good idea yep, didn't think it was serious but i tried it anyway. Am watching a Keanu Reeves film, so think that helped.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

Does the op think we can tell? I think tightness is very subjective and for the op, consider asking your partners, after you've explored their inner worlds - then compare the ratings. Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried the pencil thing, good result here.

2B or not 2B? That is the question!"

Not 2B, HB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now why am i reminded of the joke about a constipated mathematician?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonce won a prize from Scarlett magazine for "twart".. thats a picture drawn by holding a pencil with your pussy .. I did a maypole that looked like a big cock, a sun and some fluffy clouds in the sky, and a flower. That said, surely tightness is a relative thing. A big fat cock would make it feel tight, a skinny one not so? ? And who the hell cares?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, i'm out of this topic...got some funny messages now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tried the pencil thing, good result here.

It's a good test. My yoga teacher suggested it for us to check we were engaging the right muscles.

"

pelvic floor and core muscles clenched...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

"

I only have to giggle and I piss my knickers. I must have a bucket fanny

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

well im not a real woman but i am tight

having pondered your question for a while its appernt that it is complete nonsense .. well done youve baffled some of the finest minds on here

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond


"I looked at your profile and it seems relatively sensibly written. However, when I read your posts its like you've bashed your head over the keyboard to form some random shite."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's baffled me....without posting an accurate description of his girth, then surely its impossible to answer his question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a tight arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a talk with my private parts it's told me I need to lossen up a bit!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I wonce won a prize from Scarlett magazine for "twart".. thats a picture drawn by holding a pencil with your pussy .. I did a maypole that looked like a big cock, a sun and some fluffy clouds in the sky, and a flower. That said, surely tightness is a relative thing. A big fat cock would make it feel tight, a skinny one not so? ? And who the hell cares? "

Twart, who knew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll"

You've got it all wrong mate

The polite thing to do would be to create a thread that we can understand when we read it.

Shouldn't imagine there are that many prudes on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a talk with my private parts it's told me I need to lossen up a bit! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps the OP had his profile written FOR him and is now posting of his own voilition ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I looked at your profile and it seems relatively sensibly written. However, when I read your posts its like you've bashed your head over the keyboard to form some random shite."

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tightnes! Pencils!!, surely in this age of digital wonders the true test would be to see if you could use it to enter your PIN number

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

He wants to know if my pussy is tight?

Can anyone tell me if it's a 'naughty-step' offence to reply with a sentence involving hamsters and selotape?

.

Cos if it is, I won't.

Naturally....

Mr ddc

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Oooh is mine tight? I'd have to ask... Not sure if everyone's opinion on a tight pussy is the same

I want to know now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oooh is mine tight? I'd have to ask... Not sure if everyone's opinion on a tight pussy is the same

I want to know now "

See Dogs Bollock's post above. If a rugby ball falls out probably not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell...."

I don't mind letting you know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might depend on the size of the motor your parking in it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might depend on the size of the motor your parking in it . "

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Oooh is mine tight? I'd have to ask... Not sure if everyone's opinion on a tight pussy is the same

I want to know now

See Dogs Bollock's post above. If a rugby ball falls out probably not."

Looking at the rugby ball... Yep, I'm going with I'm tight!!

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By *rs TootyWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I looked at your profile and it seems relatively sensibly written. However, when I read your posts its like you've bashed your head over the keyboard to form some random shite."

This made me laugh!!! Well said Young man

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Do we have tight private parts?

I don't know how do you tell....

i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll

I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it.

"

Have you been practising Lickety?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he needs a bottle opened...

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round.

I buy the first and every other until he's under the table "

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi who's said I'm tight then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've no idea if I'm tight, but I can't find the sky remote anywhere "

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