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"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round. " I buy the first and every other until he's under the table | |||
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"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round. I buy the first and every other until he's under the table " I like your style. | |||
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"He wants a virgin. Good luck with that." Not necessarily. Just someone without a bucket fanny! | |||
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"I looked at your profile and it seems relatively sensibly written. However, when I read your posts its like you've bashed your head over the keyboard to form some random shite." An interesting status, written in English, too. Unless it doesn't mean multiple profiles. | |||
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"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round. I buy the first and every other until he's under the table " oooooh, i love discreet oral sex. | |||
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"I looked at your profile and it seems relatively sensibly written. However, when I read your posts its like you've bashed your head over the keyboard to form some random shite. An interesting status, written in English, too. Unless it doesn't mean multiple profiles. " Multiple personalities maybe?! | |||
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"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round. I buy the first and every other until he's under the table oooooh, i love discreet oral sex. " Want a drink? | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell...." i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll | |||
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"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round. I buy the first and every other until he's under the table " I'd rather be under the table first | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll" My pussy is extremely tight. Never bought one fucking round in over 20 years | |||
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"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round. I buy the first and every other until he's under the table oooooh, i love discreet oral sex. Want a drink? " Love to, i'm gagging. | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll" I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. " Oh.... | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. " I qualify, if it's snowy. | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. " And rub out mistakes Her | |||
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"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round. I buy the first and every other until he's under the table oooooh, i love discreet oral sex. Want a drink? Love to, i'm gagging. " Steady on your not under the table yet | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. " Okay I think I'm semi tight! | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. " or do that ping pong ball thing....ive always thought thats pretty impressive! | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. Oh.... " I haven't mastered writing with the pencil yet. Perhaps I should start with a marker pen... | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. Oh.... I haven't mastered writing with the pencil yet. Perhaps I should start with a marker pen... " Or maybe those big oversized novelty pencils | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. or do that ping pong ball thing....ive always thought thats pretty impressive!" That is impressive. I'd lose the ball long before I had a chance to shoot it out. | |||
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"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round. I buy the first and every other until he's under the table oooooh, i love discreet oral sex. Want a drink? Love to, i'm gagging. Steady on your not under the table yet " Oh i dunno, i'm just finishing the pint Jack bought me. | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. Oh.... I haven't mastered writing with the pencil yet. Perhaps I should start with a marker pen... Or maybe those big oversized novelty pencils " What about a bingo marker, that would make it interesting on a Thursday down the Mecca bingo | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. or do that ping pong ball thing....ive always thought thats pretty impressive! That is impressive. I'd lose the ball long before I had a chance to shoot it out. " Other balls used in sport are available. Did i mention the Rugby World Cup is due soon? | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. or do that ping pong ball thing....ive always thought thats pretty impressive! That is impressive. I'd lose the ball long before I had a chance to shoot it out. Other balls used in sport are available. Did i mention the Rugby World Cup is due soon? " I don't think I should try that and I really couldn't convert it to a ping pong ball. | |||
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"Tried the pencil thing, good result here. " It's a good test. My yoga teacher suggested it for us to check we were engaging the right muscles. | |||
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"Tried the pencil thing, good result here. " 2B or not 2B? That is the question! | |||
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"I've no idea if I'm tight, but I can't find the sky remote anywhere " | |||
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"I've no idea if I'm tight, but I can't find the sky remote anywhere " Are the channels changing when you cross your legs? | |||
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"Tried the pencil thing, good result here. It's a good test. My yoga teacher suggested it for us to check we were engaging the right muscles. " That's actually a good idea yep, didn't think it was serious but i tried it anyway. Am watching a Keanu Reeves film, so think that helped. | |||
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"Tried the pencil thing, good result here. 2B or not 2B? That is the question!" Not 2B, HB. | |||
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"Tried the pencil thing, good result here. It's a good test. My yoga teacher suggested it for us to check we were engaging the right muscles. " pelvic floor and core muscles clenched... | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. " I only have to giggle and I piss my knickers. I must have a bucket fanny | |||
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"I looked at your profile and it seems relatively sensibly written. However, when I read your posts its like you've bashed your head over the keyboard to form some random shite." Pmsl | |||
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"I wonce won a prize from Scarlett magazine for "twart".. thats a picture drawn by holding a pencil with your pussy .. I did a maypole that looked like a big cock, a sun and some fluffy clouds in the sky, and a flower. That said, surely tightness is a relative thing. A big fat cock would make it feel tight, a skinny one not so? ? And who the hell cares? " Twart, who knew? | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll" You've got it all wrong mate The polite thing to do would be to create a thread that we can understand when we read it. Shouldn't imagine there are that many prudes on here | |||
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"I've had a talk with my private parts it's told me I need to lossen up a bit! " () | |||
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"I looked at your profile and it seems relatively sensibly written. However, when I read your posts its like you've bashed your head over the keyboard to form some random shite." Hahahaha | |||
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"Oooh is mine tight? I'd have to ask... Not sure if everyone's opinion on a tight pussy is the same I want to know now " See Dogs Bollock's post above. If a rugby ball falls out probably not. | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell...." I don't mind letting you know lol | |||
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"Might depend on the size of the motor your parking in it . " | |||
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"Oooh is mine tight? I'd have to ask... Not sure if everyone's opinion on a tight pussy is the same I want to know now See Dogs Bollock's post above. If a rugby ball falls out probably not." Looking at the rugby ball... Yep, I'm going with I'm tight!! | |||
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"I looked at your profile and it seems relatively sensibly written. However, when I read your posts its like you've bashed your head over the keyboard to form some random shite." This made me laugh!!! Well said Young man | |||
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"Do we have tight private parts? I don't know how do you tell.... i was being polite i did not want to say pussy loll I think you can tell if you're tight (enough): you're able to hold on if you need a pee; you don't wet yourself every time you sneeze, cough or laugh; you can hold onto a pencil and, if you're really strong, can write your name with it. " Have you been practising Lickety? | |||
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"I'd like a woman to buy at least one round. I buy the first and every other until he's under the table " Oh yes | |||
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"I've no idea if I'm tight, but I can't find the sky remote anywhere " | |||
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