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What are things that you should not say at your own wedding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was at a wedding last week and was bored, got me thinking what are the things you shouldn't say at your own wedding? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do.

Done it 3 times and regretted each time I opened my gob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another woman's name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go on to the reception dear,there's a match on down the boozer I want to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I do.

Done it 3 times and regretted each time I opened my gob! "

Still laughing at this.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want my mummy..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your chief bridesmaid looks smoking hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You go on to the reception dear,there's a match on down the boozer I want to see"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd look good sat on the best man's cock.......ooh wait I did x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bridesmaid is well fit,

Or

The best man kisses better than anyone I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'd look good sat on the best man's cock.......ooh wait I did x"

Love this one lol ...was it before or after the wedding lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think anybody would notice if I stick my dick in the cake while making the speech?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'd look good sat on the best man's cock.......ooh wait I did x

Love this one lol ...was it before or after the wedding lol xx"

both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's came a long way since I met her on that porn shoot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'd look good sat on the best man's cock.......ooh wait I did x

Love this one lol ...was it before or after the wedding lol xx

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Dirty girl ....haha did he have u in your dress xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'd look good sat on the best man's cock.......ooh wait I did x

Love this one lol ...was it before or after the wedding lol xx

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Dirty girl ....haha did he have u in your dress xx"

in and out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do.

Done it 3 times and regretted each time I opened my gob!

Still laughing at this..... "

Me also

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By *rs EmilyWoman
over a year ago

dublin

As I thanked my guests on their exit from the church holding hands with my new husband I whispered to his friend " we can start that affaiir now" was sincerely meant as a Joke but maybe the church entrance infront of the priest that just married me wasn't the best time or place!

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

no the dress doesn't make your bum look big..... Your bum does that all by itself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'd look good sat on the best man's cock.......ooh wait I did x

Love this one lol ...was it before or after the wedding lol xx

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Dirty girl ....haha did he have u in your dress xx

in and out of it "

Sounds amazing would love to fuck a bride on her wedding day.....obviously not my wedding tho xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a civil ceremony and when the registrar asked me if I love and honour and forsaking all others, I said sometimes, everyone there took a sharp intake of breathe and the registrar looked at me shook his head and said that's naughty, Mrs l just chuckled and shook her head at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to fabswingers, or else we would never have met.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want paying as soon as your visa comes through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So lovely to see so many of you here again.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I do.

Done it 3 times and regretted each time I opened my gob! "

That just cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I walked up the aisle to my first husband I remember thinking "it's ok, if it doesn't work out I can always get divorced."

Yep, we split up 4 months later.

Husband number two is ace and I couldn't wait to marry him.

But as I walked out of the registry office my mate shouted really loud that my garter had fallen down around my ankles. Thanks for that!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"It cost how much? Hope you kept the receipt"

(Well, it is a lot for a dress she'll only wear once)

(Hopefully )

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

god love that dress makes u look huge, but on the other hand to your bridesmaid is fit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got a cheek wearing white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate was driving the wedding car and was waiting outside the brides house with the other cars and chatting to the other drivers when a stream of kids ran out, all with obviously different fathers followed by the bride. My mate recognised the bride as someone he vaguely knew and said loud enough for everyone to hear "fuck me, she's been round the block a few times!"

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

At my friends wedding the Groom stood up and said he would like to wank everyone for coming

At another one the DJ who knew the groom and his previous long term girlfriend and not his new bride introduced the bride by the ex's name

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By *inge 1985Man
over a year ago

London

My next bachelor party we are going......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to thank my bride, her sisters, her mother and all three bridesmaids for last night.....

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Say I'm pregnant and don't know who the father is

I've not done this... yet lol

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