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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Autopederasty is the near-impossible act of sticking one’s own fully-erect penis in one’s own rectum. Yes. Only a small percentage of people can do it, but it’s possible! There is a porno called “Go Fuck Yourself” that is devoted to the act, even going so far as to instruct people on how to do it!

Oooo he's been on here maybe he can!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Don't encourage him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if I ever come back after this life I'm going to be a cat. I can't think of anything better than sleeping, eating and licking my own pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...there's not much i know...but i do know this, thanks to a wonderful pm x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

ooooooooh now im a man, i might see if i can fuck my own arse, might take my mind of this man flu

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Well if I ever come back after this life I'm going to be a cat. I can't think of anything better than sleeping, eating and licking my own pussy "

i think of nothing else

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Don't encourage him! "

the guy is like beetle juice - mention him enough times and up he pops

anyway he couldnt do it hard could he??

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

NOTE: There are two other, more familiar variants: Autofellatio is when a man gives himself oral sex; Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

think there'd be an autopsy if i tried what the OP wrote

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Well if I ever come back after this life I'm going to be a cat. I can't think of anything better than .....licking my own pussy "

Bloke sees his mate's dog licking his own balls,says "I wish I could do that!"

His mate says "Give him a biscuit & he'll let you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if I ever come back after this life I'm going to be a cat. I can't think of anything better than sleeping, eating and licking my own pussy "

Either that or a giraffe. Same result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could get my cock in my ass I'd be on here a LOT fookin less, I can tell ya!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Well if I ever come back after this life I'm going to be a cat. I can't think of anything better than .....licking my own pussy

Bloke sees his mate's dog licking his own balls,says "I wish I could do that!"

His mate says "Give him a biscuit & he'll let you!" "

Excellent.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

And Moses went to the mountain and shouted Heal Me.........

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


" Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex. "

With my bad back??? Youve got to be joking!!

Not seen any woman on here claiming to be able to do it though...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Big Bad, you have far too much time on your hands, to be continually looking them up!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


" Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.

With my bad back??? Youve got to be joking!! "

Maybe it involves a very long tongue?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I don't have much free time at all today lol. I need some let of steam time as i have been training 3 Nigerians, a pole and 2 Lithuanians to analyze data. I had hair at 9am but non now

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


" Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.

With my bad back??? Youve got to be joking!!

Maybe it involves a very long tongue?"

Bugger never thought of that!

Give me a min.....

Nope still no good

Ill just have to stick with the old-fashioned way.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


" Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.

With my bad back??? Youve got to be joking!!

Not seen any woman on here claiming to be able to do it though..."

I witnessed a woman in Mexico who could perform the act whilst sat on a table in a bar. I have to admit it was very impressive.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I don't have much free time at all today lol. I need some let of steam time as i have been training 3 Nigerians, a pole and 2 Lithuanians to analyze data. I had hair at 9am but non now "

I swear that's a great start to a joke

There were 3 Nigerians, a Pole and 2 Lithuanians analyzing date....

Anyone?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I don't have much free time at all today lol. I need some let of steam time as i have been training 3 Nigerians, a pole and 2 Lithuanians to analyze data. I had hair at 9am but non now

I swear that's a great start to a joke

There were 3 Nigerians, a Pole and 2 Lithuanians analyzing date....

Anyone?"

Its not a joke its a chuffin nightmare as the Lithuanians i suspect are neo Nazi's and they all hate the pole (well he does look shifty) The quality of agency staff these days is apauling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.

With my bad back??? Youve got to be joking!!

Not seen any woman on here claiming to be able to do it though...

I witnessed a woman in Mexico who could perform the act whilst sat on a table in a bar. I have to admit it was very impressive. "

That's taking feminism a bit too far dontcha think?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Don't encourage him! "

HPC - not read rest of thread yet - but yes that thought of him wanting us all to watch his cam again came to mind!!!

Tho it was onl femme and another who saw him wasnt it???

:P:

LOL

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