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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is beginning to seem a little, asylumish... If the cap fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my mask of sanity is about to slip...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And of course you would be the first in line! Lunatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of straight jackets hanging by the door I see!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And of course you would be the first in line! Lunatic "

I'm actually in touch with humanity.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way, i was born here.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Is beginning to seem a little, asylumish... If the cap fits

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awwww you not taken your medication yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!"

It's been sold on ebay?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!"

Negative, I can't take the time off work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!

Negative, I can't take the time off work. "

Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.

You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you just don't quit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!

Negative, I can't take the time off work.

Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.

You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you just don't quit."

I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer album, but you keep buzzing in my ear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is beginning to seem a little, asylumish... If the cap fits

awwww you not taken your medication yet

Lol Er diamonds now come on you know me I'm pretty normal compared to this lot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!

Negative, I can't take the time off work.

Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.

You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you just don't quit.

I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer album, but you keep buzzing in my ear."

Hey, I'm a child of divorce, give me a break!

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See there all frickin mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!

Negative, I can't take the time off work.

Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.

You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you just don't quit.

I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer album, but you keep buzzing in my ear.

Hey, I'm a child of divorce, give me a break!

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"

*Indifferently* Yeah, they're OK...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I may ask, aim to close this, I've opened a can of worms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I may ask, aim to close this, I've opened a can of worms

Admin even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!

Negative, I can't take the time off work.

Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.

You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you just don't quit.

I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer album, but you keep buzzing in my ear.

Hey, I'm a child of divorce, give me a break!

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

*Indifferently* Yeah, they're OK..."

I like them. In 87 Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guess the lunatics are a little shy when brought to the forefront

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Bronson, is that a raincoat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Bronson, is that a raincoat? "

Yes it is! and where did you get that overnight bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Bronson, is that a raincoat?

Yes it is! and where did you get that overnight bag?"

Jean-Paul Gaultier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh here they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I never had the plot to loose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh Christmas all coming out the woodwork, have you read that bronson thingies profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Bronson, is that a raincoat?

Yes it is! and where did you get that overnight bag?

Jean-Paul Gaultier."

Oh, you look marvellous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Christmas all coming out the woodwork, have you read that bronson thingies profile

Thingy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Christmas all coming out the woodwork, have you read that bronson thingies profile

Thingy?"

Sprouts I should feed you sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Christmas all coming out the woodwork, have you read that bronson thingies profile

Thingy?

Sprouts I should feed you sprouts

NNNOOOOOO!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like thingies,and lunatics of course never forget lunatics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like thingies,and lunatics of course never forget lunatics

Thank you - I'm glad you like my 'Thingy'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Christmas all coming out the woodwork, have you read that bronson thingies profile

Thingy?

Sprouts I should feed you sprouts

NNNOOOOOO!"

I'll tell you what... Shush if I coat them in butter you won't even have to chew, they'll just slide down nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Christmas all coming out the woodwork, have you read that bronson thingies profile

Thingy?

Sprouts I should feed you sprouts

NNNOOOOOO!

I'll tell you what... Shush if I coat them in butter you won't even have to chew, they'll just slide down nicely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I also love a scardey pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a blue one?

A blue one?

Please?

A blue one?

Pleeeeeaaase.....

But not a red one...

They make se see things

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Good morning matron.

What time is the sweetie trolley due? Cos I love the way the world goes fuzzy after I've had my smarties

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Can I have a blue one?

A blue one?

Please?

A blue one?

Pleeeeeaaase.....

But not a red one...

They make se see things

Why can't we have purple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue and red?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is just a silly place!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm the only 'normal' one

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Can i move in with you lot .... Its friggin mental out here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only took the red pill.......honest

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You need to take the purple ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to take the purple ones! "

Will they bring me balance or bedlam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to take the purple ones!

Will they bring me balance or bedlam?"

I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sending Nurse Ratched down to you all and you will all be in trouble then.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"You need to take the purple ones!

Will they bring me balance or bedlam?

I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to take the purple ones!

Will they bring me balance or bedlam?

I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!

Sorry...

On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?

That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"You need to take the purple ones!

Will they bring me balance or bedlam?

I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!

Sorry...

On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?

That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall

You mean I have to poke through the poop as well as pick it up!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to take the purple ones!

Will they bring me balance or bedlam?

I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!

Sorry...

On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?

That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall

You mean I have to poke through the poop as well as pick it up!?!

You've lost the dragon haven't you

How the hell did you manage to loose a dragon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to take the purple ones!

Will they bring me balance or bedlam?

I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!

Sorry...

On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?

That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall

You mean I have to poke through the poop as well as pick it up!?!

You've lost the dragon haven't you

How the hell did you manage to loose a dragon!!"

I haven't.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is not an exit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wibble!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to take the purple ones!

Will they bring me balance or bedlam?

I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!

Sorry...

On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?

That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall

You mean I have to poke through the poop as well as pick it up!?!

You've lost the dragon haven't you

How the hell did you manage to loose a dragon!!

I haven't......."

Not you.

TD up there. I haven't seen her since she took her out last night!the dragon I mean.

Unless of course you have another dragon...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is not an exit..."

It's revolving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wibble!"

It's those ridiculously high shoes you insist on wearing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to take the purple ones!

Will they bring me balance or bedlam?

I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!

Sorry...

On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?

That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall

You mean I have to poke through the poop as well as pick it up!?!

You've lost the dragon haven't you

How the hell did you manage to loose a dragon!!

I haven't.......

Not you.

TD up there. I haven't seen her since she took her out last night!the dragon I mean.

Unless of course you have another dragon...

Well there's her little brother...

But he's currently snoring his bloody head off.

I've had to turn Lynyrd Skynyrd up to 11..

He's keeping my feet warm though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth

Sx"

Blue pill...... blue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth

Sx"

Scooch over then let me come n Wibble in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the forum is quite quite normal in comparison to the chatrooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the forum is quite quite normal in comparison to the chatrooms"

I used to use northern chat... Until the men in white coats collected me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!

Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the forum is quite quite normal in comparison to the chatrooms

I used to use northern chat... Until the men in white coats collected me

I only go on now n then to chat to friends n wiggle my bottom,,,mental innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth

Scooch over then let me come n Wibble in the corner."

OK we have dragons, swords, numerous pills, and now we have the rocking, and counting corner...

Where hell is TD with that bliddy dragon.

Er my slayr will a cat not suffice.... Nearly said Pussy then, but it has certain connotations

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

No more red n blue pills.... PURPLE!!! hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!

Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!

Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,

We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No more red n blue pills.... PURPLE!!! hahahahaha "

Red and blue together..

Everything is purple....

and yewwow..

and gween....

and.. ooo look......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the forum is quite quite normal in comparison to the chatrooms

I used to use northern chat... Until the men in white coats collected me

I only go on now n then to chat to friends n wiggle my bottom,,,mental innit

That's putting it mildly, their barking at the moon

Woof woof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roll up roll up, get your pills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!

Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!

Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,

We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow.

You sure you've not just opened a bag of skittles by mistake

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Whoa! Totally confused here.

What's actually going on?

I must be too sane to get it.

Nurse Ratchet! At least I'm God Damb trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoa! Totally confused here.

What's actually going on?

I must be too sane to get it.

Nurse Ratchet! At least I'm God Damb trying.

Intruder alert.

A normo has infiltrated our secret underwater lair!!!!!!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Whoa! Totally confused here.

What's actually going on?

I must be too sane to get it.

Nurse Ratchet! At least I'm God Damb trying.

Intruder alert.

A normo has infiltrated our secret underwater lair!!!!!!"

Give me a pill, any colour, I'll soon fit in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!

Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!

Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,

We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow.

Feeeeeeeel the rainbow.

No encouragement needed, I'm in!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!

Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!

Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,

We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow.

Feeeeeeeel the rainbow.

No encouragement needed, I'm in!

I'm right behind you. (and WOW, it does look good)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!

Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!

Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,

We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow.

Feeeeeeeel the rainbow.

No encouragement needed, I'm in!

I'm right behind you. (and WOW, it does look good)

Full of compliments as always, Mr Cracken!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!

Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!

Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,

We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow.

Feeeeeeeel the rainbow.

No encouragement needed, I'm in!

I'm right behind you. (and WOW, it does look good)

Full of compliments as always, Mr Cracken!

Some people bring out my better side

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth

Scooch over then let me come n Wibble in the corner.

OK we have dragons, swords, numerous pills, and now we have the rocking, and counting corner...

Where hell is TD with that bliddy dragon.

Er my slayr will a cat not suffice.... Nearly said Pussy then, but it has certain connotations

Dragon?!?

What dragon?

Are you hallucinating Mrs F?

You can get pills for that you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth

Scooch over then let me come n Wibble in the corner."

wibble away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come here to feel normal. Most of the time I end up leaving feeling insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do have pyjamas that tie up at the back and really soft wallpaper

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I sought asylum here three years ago and they locked the doors and threw away the key.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I'm guessing sanity and normality finally prevailed then.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Is beginning to seem a little, asylumish... If the cap fits

...... the sperm can't get past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again

Gimp

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again

Gimp"

Yeh? And?

At least I'm not eating the crayons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth

Scooch over then let me come n Wibble in the corner.

OK we have dragons, swords, numerous pills, and now we have the rocking, and counting corner...

Where hell is TD with that bliddy dragon.

Er my slayr will a cat not suffice.... Nearly said Pussy then, but it has certain connotations

Dragon?!?

What dragon?

Are you hallucinating Mrs F?

You can get pills for that you know.

Now listen here, I know you had her when, You left the castle! Don't be trying to wriggle out of the fact, that you lost her. You only went for candy floss! Her poor little brother, is now stuck being used as a foot warmer for that monstrous slayr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again

Gimp"

Well stop telling her they are bloody leeks!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm guessing sanity and normality finally prevailed then.

In here? Oh please Tut unleashthecraken.. No pun

They just ran out of blue pills, the rainbow ones... Well.. Let's just say no good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is beginning to seem a little, asylumish... If the cap fits

...... the sperm can't get past."

Yes but it's a bobble hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again

Gimp

Yeh? And?

At least I'm not eating the crayons

You know they are Plastic.

Your just trying to get us all in trouble with Dr Mengel again aint ya

Geriatric Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again

Gimp

Well stop telling her they are bloody leeks!!

Dhe will be Bloody leeking when She realizes they are plastic Daffs....Gord help us when She has a follow through

Gimp

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again

Gimp

Yeh? And?

At least I'm not eating the crayons

You know they are Plastic.

Your just trying to get us all in trouble with Dr Mengel again aint ya

Geriatric Gimp"

Eating plastic crayons is worse than eating wax ones!

And I only ate the daffs cos I knew they were artificial - you can poison yerself eating plants you know!

Why d'ya think I don't eat veg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again

Gimp

Yeh? And?

At least I'm not eating the crayons

You know they are Plastic.

Your just trying to get us all in trouble with Dr Mengel again aint ya

Geriatric Gimp

Eating plastic crayons is worse than eating wax ones!

And I only ate the daffs cos I knew they were artificial - you can poison yerself eating plants you know!

Why d'ya think I don't eat veg!

I must have heard Her wrong then when the Woman in the next Ward said She woke up n you was munching on Her Vag

OH!!

Gimp

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I've got the documents to prove it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again

Gimp

Yeh? And?

At least I'm not eating the crayons

You know they are Plastic.

Your just trying to get us all in trouble with Dr Mengel again aint ya

Geriatric Gimp

Eating plastic crayons is worse than eating wax ones!

And I only ate the daffs cos I knew they were artificial - you can poison yerself eating plants you know!

Why d'ya think I don't eat veg!

I must have heard Her wrong then when the Woman in the next Ward said She woke up n you was munching on Her Vag

OH!!

Gimp"

Always have to lower the tone!

Get back in.your jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again

Gimp

Yeh? And?

At least I'm not eating the crayons

You know they are Plastic.

Your just trying to get us all in trouble with Dr Mengel again aint ya

Geriatric Gimp

Eating plastic crayons is worse than eating wax ones!

And I only ate the daffs cos I knew they were artificial - you can poison yerself eating plants you know!

Why d'ya think I don't eat veg!

I must have heard Her wrong then when the Woman in the next Ward said She woke up n you was munching on Her Vag

OH!!

Gimp

Always have to lower the tone!

Get back in.your jacket "

Only if you promise to polish me Buckles

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth

Scooch over then let me come n Wibble in the corner.

OK we have dragons, swords, numerous pills, and now we have the rocking, and counting corner...

Where hell is TD with that bliddy dragon.

Er my slayr will a cat not suffice.... Nearly said Pussy then, but it has certain connotations

Dragon?!?

What dragon?

Are you hallucinating Mrs F?

You can get pills for that you know.

What am I getting the blame for now?

It's my bloody Dragon you've lot have lost!!!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn,

Apple seed and apple thorn,

Wire, briar, limber lock

Three geese in a flock

One flew East

One flew West

And one flew over the cuckoo's

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