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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am a man of many talents, as you all know, but one thing you perhaps didn't know is that I am a world-renowned, award-winning actor.

If you are aware of the video game franchise Mortal Kombat, then boy are you in for a treat. Underneath is a link to an MK spoof titled "Finish Him!" that I played a starring role in in the autumn of 2012.

Enjoy!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I__686vneFM

(Note: above is the link for part one of the movie. Parts two and three are available in the suggested videos on YouTube).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quality stuff!

Loved the script rip offs from other movies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"quality stuff!

Loved the script rip offs from other movies!

"

Plenty of American Psycho references! Did you watch parts two and three also?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"quality stuff!

Loved the script rip offs from other movies!

Plenty of American Psycho references! Did you watch parts two and three also? "

Not fully yet, started part two with the Adams Family Values script bit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"quality stuff!

Loved the script rip offs from other movies!

Plenty of American Psycho references! Did you watch parts two and three also?

Not fully yet, started part two with the Adams Family Values script bit!"

Ha-ha. "Mileena! The temptress of Waikiki!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12.20 part one - love he music - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - can't beat the original!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"12.20 part one - love he music - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - can't beat the original!"

Ah yes, the score is good. Turtles, American Psycho, Big Trouble In Little China and even the video board game Atmosfear is used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"12.20 part one - love he music - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - can't beat the original!

Ah yes, the score is good. Turtles, American Psycho, Big Trouble In Little China and even the video board game Atmosfear is used."

You can't beat a good soundtrack in a movie! They make it what it is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"12.20 part one - love he music - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - can't beat the original!

Ah yes, the score is good. Turtles, American Psycho, Big Trouble In Little China and even the video board game Atmosfear is used.

You can't beat a good soundtrack in a movie! They make it what it is!"

Give your constructive feedback once you've seen it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"12.20 part one - love he music - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - can't beat the original!

Ah yes, the score is good. Turtles, American Psycho, Big Trouble In Little China and even the video board game Atmosfear is used."

My children loved Atmosfear. Scared the crap out of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"12.20 part one - love he music - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - can't beat the original!

Ah yes, the score is good. Turtles, American Psycho, Big Trouble In Little China and even the video board game Atmosfear is used.

My children loved Atmosfear. Scared the crap out of them "

That is actually another film adaptation my brother created.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this mean you could kick my ass? ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does this mean you could kick my ass? ..."

In a beautifully choreographed way, yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you nailed Katana!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope you nailed Katana! "

Ha! It's actually the same woman who played Mileena (easy enough when they're both meant to be twins). Afraid not, I actually filmed my scenes in Dorset with my brother, whereas the rest of the cast filmed it in North Yorkshire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your brother directing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was your brother directing?"

Indeed he was. Directed, produced, written, starred. The whole shebang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play! Talented!

My brother and his mate do raps and shoot videos.

Check these out

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0sfj7uVqMy0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cvbPY9qyVJY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother is the tall one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to piss on your parade but that has to be the biggest pile of dogshit i have ever seen !!

got 7 mins in trying desperately to find something to cling on to but nothing.

Guts for making it but dont give your day job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fair play! Talented!

My brother and his mate do raps and shoot videos.

Check these out

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0sfj7uVqMy0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cvbPY9qyVJY"

Great video to the second song! And I got my hopes up at the start of the first video, I thought it was going to be a cover of the song from Dirty Dancing! (which my brother actually did a music video to!).

We have talented siblings!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to piss on your parade but that has to be the biggest pile of dogshit i have ever seen !!

got 7 mins in trying desperately to find something to cling on to but nothing.

Guts for making it but dont give your day job. "

Can't please 'em all, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fair play! Talented!

My brother and his mate do raps and shoot videos.

Check these out

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0sfj7uVqMy0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cvbPY9qyVJY

Great video to the second song! And I got my hopes up at the start of the first video, I thought it was going to be a cover of the song from Dirty Dancing! (which my brother actually did a music video to!).

We have talented siblings! "

Indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to piss on your parade but that has to be the biggest pile of dogshit i have ever seen !!

got 7 mins in trying desperately to find something to cling on to but nothing.

Guts for making it but dont give your day job.

Can't please 'em all, eh?"

Come on man, you big it up in your OP and then THAT ?? Really ? Come on lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to piss on your parade but that has to be the biggest pile of dogshit i have ever seen !!

got 7 mins in trying desperately to find something to cling on to but nothing.

Guts for making it but dont give your day job.

Can't please 'em all, eh?

Come on man, you big it up in your OP and then THAT ?? Really ? Come on lol "

You obviously hadn't got to the bit with me in yet. That's when the magic happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to piss on your parade but that has to be the biggest pile of dogshit i have ever seen !!

got 7 mins in trying desperately to find something to cling on to but nothing.

Guts for making it but dont give your day job. "

You can't say that..

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to piss on your parade but that has to be the biggest pile of dogshit i have ever seen !!

got 7 mins in trying desperately to find something to cling on to but nothing.

Guts for making it but dont give your day job.

You can't say that..

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! "

Two words Chuck and Norris enough said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris, ha - Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chuck Norris, ha - Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?"

Chuck Norris doesnt submit his own facts because Chuck Norris never submits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chuck Norris, ha - Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?

Chuck Norris doesnt submit his own facts because Chuck Norris never submits. "

Until now (flexes).

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over a year ago


"Chuck Norris, ha - Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?

Chuck Norris doesnt submit his own facts because Chuck Norris never submits. "

When chuck Norris fever stopped, global warming was solved !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrHmcpRAZNs

Hitler finds out Chuck Norris is coming - quality

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over a year ago


"Chuck Norris, ha - Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?

Chuck Norris doesnt submit his own facts because Chuck Norris never submits.

Until now (flexes)."

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chuck Norris, ha - Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?

Chuck Norris doesnt submit his own facts because Chuck Norris never submits.

Until now (flexes).

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience "

Chuck Norris was meant to die five years ago, but death was scared to tell him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

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over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way."

Thank you! I love yours too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MK is my life. Been playing since mk1 arcade 1992. I have been lucky that the nrs devs have answered me on twitter. I play on ps3 and will be on ps4 for mk10/mkx. Gamertag Bujintao.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!"

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension

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over a year ago


"MK is my life. Been playing since mk1 arcade 1992. I have been lucky that the nrs devs have answered me on twitter. I play on ps3 and will be on ps4 for mk10/mkx. Gamertag Bujintao. "

I loved MK2.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MK is my life. Been playing since mk1 arcade 1992. I have been lucky that the nrs devs have answered me on twitter. I play on ps3 and will be on ps4 for mk10/mkx. Gamertag Bujintao. "

Check out the film, brah! I play Kano. A fellow Dorset native as well, I see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MK is my life. Been playing since mk1 arcade 1992. I have been lucky that the nrs devs have answered me on twitter. I play on ps3 and will be on ps4 for mk10/mkx. Gamertag Bujintao.

I loved MK2.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke."

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over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension "

No, I can't take the time off work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension

No, I can't take the time off work."

I just want a child.

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over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension

No, I can't take the time off work.

I just want a child. "

I think Egomaniac, that we've lost touch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension

No, I can't take the time off work.

I just want a child.

I think Egomaniac, that we've lost touch.

"

Why? What's wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension

No, I can't take the time off work.

I just want a child.

I think Egomaniac, that we've lost touch.

Why? What's wrong? "

Egomaniac, I'm sorry. It's just...you're not terribly important to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension

No, I can't take the time off work.

I just want a child.

I think Egomaniac, that we've lost touch.

Why? What's wrong?

Egomaniac, I'm sorry. It's just...you're not terribly important to me.

"

*Starts crying* What do you want me to do? What is it that you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension

No, I can't take the time off work.

I just want a child.

I think Egomaniac, that we've lost touch.

Why? What's wrong?

Egomaniac, I'm sorry. It's just...you're not terribly important to me.

*Starts crying* What do you want me to do? What is it that you want?"

I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other any more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension

No, I can't take the time off work.

I just want a child.

I think Egomaniac, that we've lost touch.

Why? What's wrong?

Egomaniac, I'm sorry. It's just...you're not terribly important to me.

*Starts crying* What do you want me to do? What is it that you want?

I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other any more."

What about the past?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension

No, I can't take the time off work.

I just want a child.

I think Egomaniac, that we've lost touch.

Why? What's wrong?

Egomaniac, I'm sorry. It's just...you're not terribly important to me.

*Starts crying* What do you want me to do? What is it that you want?

I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other any more.

What about the past? "

Stop sounding so fucking sad....Jesus!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension

No, I can't take the time off work.

I just want a child.

I think Egomaniac, that we've lost touch.

Why? What's wrong?

Egomaniac, I'm sorry. It's just...you're not terribly important to me.

*Starts crying* What do you want me to do? What is it that you want?

I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other any more.

What about the past?

Stop sounding so fucking sad....Jesus!"

JUST SAY NO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bronson, I fucking love your headline by the way.

Thank you! I love yours too!

We should probably, like, make out or something... you know, to break the tension

No, I can't take the time off work.

I just want a child.

I think Egomaniac, that we've lost touch.

Why? What's wrong?

Egomaniac, I'm sorry. It's just...you're not terribly important to me.

*Starts crying* What do you want me to do? What is it that you want?

I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other any more.

What about the past?

Stop sounding so fucking sad....Jesus!

JUST SAY NO!"

Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

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